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# He was a kid who didn't fit in | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
# Got a wolf living inside under his skin | 0:00:03 | 0:00:05 | |
# When he's angry his body sprouts hair | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
# So he got a ticket to you'll never guess where | 0:00:07 | 0:00:10 | |
# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street | 0:00:10 | 0:00:14 | |
# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street | 0:00:14 | 0:00:19 | |
# Next door's a vampire, maybe not | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
# 4,000 years old but her body won't rot | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
# Yeah, being a freak is totally normal | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
# When everyone's freaky paranormal | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street | 0:00:33 | 0:00:37 | |
# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street | 0:00:37 | 0:00:41 | |
# Scream Street, Scream Street. # | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
You won't believe how jumpy my dad has got. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
He's so nervous of spooks and monsters | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
that he jumps even if someone sneezes. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
-Achoo! -Argh! | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
Hey, Cleo, we'll be late for school. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
Not that I'm bothered. | 0:00:58 | 0:00:59 | |
Oo-oo-oo-oo... | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
Sounds like a moaning noise. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:02 | |
Really? Probably nothing to worry about. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
Let's meet her there. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
Luke. Luke? | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
Oh. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
It's coming from the basement. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:12 | |
The basement. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
Luke, when is it ever a good idea to investigate a noise in a basement? | 0:01:14 | 0:01:19 | |
Oh, not again. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
Oo-oo-oo-oo... | 0:01:24 | 0:01:28 | |
-Oh! -THUD | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:01:31 | 0:01:32 | |
Dad, this soap should help us get it off. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
Oh! | 0:01:36 | 0:01:37 | |
Or you could do that. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
Oh, smart outfit. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
-THEY LAUGH -How long have you been there? | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
-Long enough. -Are you all right there, Mr Farr? | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
Yes, just having a sort-out. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
Dr Scully has asked me to donate | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
my collection of ancient Egyptian scrolls to the school. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:56 | |
My whole history is in these. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:57 | |
You sure you want to give all that to the school? | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
It will be much safer there. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
Dr Scully asked me to do something else, too. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
But I can't remember what it was. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
Never mind, Dad, we're going to be late for school. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
I'll see you later. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:09 | |
Your dad is hilarious, Cleo. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
He is a joke, you mean. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:15 | |
I'd love to have a father who wasn't so clumsy, | 0:02:15 | 0:02:19 | |
or messy, or embarrassing, or... | 0:02:19 | 0:02:20 | |
Come on, I'll race you. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
Last one to school is a Resus. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
Ha-ha, very funny(!) | 0:02:24 | 0:02:25 | |
Oh. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
Thanks to the generosity of Niles Farr, | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
the school library will be receiving a set of ancient Egyptian scrolls. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:35 | |
And I'm delighted to say at the presentation tomorrow, | 0:02:35 | 0:02:39 | |
Mr Farr will give a speech in front of the entire school. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:43 | |
A speech?! | 0:02:43 | 0:02:44 | |
Oh, no! | 0:02:44 | 0:02:45 | |
This is going to be a disaster. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
A speech, in front of everyone! | 0:02:49 | 0:02:50 | |
It'll be fine, he's not THAT bad. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
Oh...oh! | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
Sorry, Cleo, I was trying to clean the scrolls. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
They were really dusty. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:06 | |
Dad, you're a nightmare. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:07 | |
Do you have to do a speech in front of the whole class? | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
Oh, the speech. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
-That's what I forgot. -I mean, look at you. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
Your bandages are all frayed and frankly, | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
when was the last time you changed them? | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
Only a couple of thousand years ago. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
If only you had a smart outfit. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
Hold on. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:28 | |
Aha! Clean bandages, perfect. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:32 | |
Ooh! | 0:03:32 | 0:03:33 | |
Right, how's that? | 0:03:41 | 0:03:42 | |
Oh, I haven't looked this good for, oh, 4,000 years. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:48 | |
Great, and I'll deliver these | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
to Scully, before anything happens to them. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
Oh, thanks, Princess. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
Luke, Resus... | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
HE HUMS | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
Oh, hey. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
What's happening? Legs, stop. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
Where are you taking me? | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
Help! | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
Ow! | 0:04:09 | 0:04:10 | |
HE BURPS Oh, excuse me. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
Hi, Dr Scully. Dad said to give you these. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
Ah, the scrolls. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
Excellent. I'll take them. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
-You seem cheerful. -I've given Dad a makeover, and he looks amazing. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
All I need to do now is make him less forgetful, careless and clumsy. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
Good luck with that. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:27 | |
Stop it. Bad bandages. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
Where am I going? | 0:04:31 | 0:04:35 | |
Oh. What's this? | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
The ashes of evil Uncle Memphis? | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
No! These must be HIS bandages and crown. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:44 | |
Oh, hey, no-o-o-o-o-o! | 0:04:44 | 0:04:49 | |
Mwah-ha-ha-ha! | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
Memphis is back, and this time I will destroy Niles for good. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:56 | |
-Hi, Dad. -Cleo, daughter of Niles. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
Yes, greetings. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
-Right. -I am searching for the scrolls | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
which tell Niles's... MY life story. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
Tell me, where are they? | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
I took them to Scully. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:11 | |
You're giving them to the school, remember? | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
And tomorrow you're making a speech. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
Ah, yes, of course. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
So the scrolls are at the school, | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
and tomorrow I will be there to make a speech. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:25 | |
-Excellent. -Are you feeling all right, Dad? | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
All is well. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
Er.... | 0:05:30 | 0:05:31 | |
-Wow. -Wow. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
-Not bad, eh? -Certainly different. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
BARKS AND GROWLS | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
Be gone, hound. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
WHIMPERS Huh? | 0:05:46 | 0:05:47 | |
And now a few words from our kind benefactor, Niles Farr. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
-Thank you, Dr Scummy. -LAUGHTER | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
Dr Scully. These scrolls date from a turbulent time in Egypt's history. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:59 | |
The true Pharaoh Memphis | 0:05:59 | 0:06:00 | |
was prevented from ruling by his upstart nephew, Niles. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:06 | |
Er...that's me. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
But Memphis was the rightful ruler, and I, Niles, | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
was the most disastrous ruler ever to reign. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
(Hey, Cleo.) | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
But one day, Memphis will rise again. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
Thank you for these wonderful artefacts, Mr Farr. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
Yes, and where will you be keeping them? | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
Rest assured they will be safely | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
under lock and key in the school library. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
It's weird, Niles didn't fall over once today. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
-Kind of disappointing. -And why is he so interested in those scrolls? | 0:06:36 | 0:06:40 | |
Maybe we should check them out. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
Or maybe we should forget all about it. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
Ha! We are not going to do that, are we? | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
Uh-uh. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:48 | |
Argh! | 0:06:54 | 0:06:55 | |
Oh? No. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
Where's the section on first aid? | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
Ssh! | 0:07:00 | 0:07:01 | |
Shush. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:07 | |
This is Niles's whole life. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
-It must be... -Oh! | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
Ow! | 0:07:15 | 0:07:16 | |
What's going on? | 0:07:23 | 0:07:24 | |
Oh, Mr Farr. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
-What are you doing here? -Grr! | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
Oh... | 0:07:28 | 0:07:29 | |
Mr Farr, wait. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
Five, six... | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
Huh? | 0:07:39 | 0:07:40 | |
Grrr! | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
I don't know who that is, but it's not Cleo's dad. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
HE ROARS | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
WHIMPERS | 0:07:49 | 0:07:50 | |
Dad, you were great today. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
Where is the seventh scroll? | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
-What? -The life of Niles, I must have all seven scrolls. | 0:07:55 | 0:08:00 | |
Find it now! | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
-Be gone, foul creature. -WHIMPERS | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
OK, Dad, it must be here somewhere. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
Wait, the vacuum cleaner. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:10 | |
You must have hoovered it up when you were cleaning them. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
At last I have them all. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
Dad?! | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
Argh! | 0:08:23 | 0:08:24 | |
Mwah-ha-ha! | 0:08:24 | 0:08:25 | |
Dad! | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
Luke, Resus, something weird is happening to my dad. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
It's like he's a different person ever since I gave him the makeover. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
Any chance he IS a different person? | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
I mean, he does look different. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
Yes, the bandages you used, and the outfit, where did you get them? | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
-The basement. -Oh, great(!) | 0:08:47 | 0:08:48 | |
We are going into the basement again, aren't we? | 0:08:48 | 0:08:52 | |
Come, Anubis! | 0:08:52 | 0:08:53 | |
Come, Ra! | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
Come, Sekhmet, the destroyer, and take this life I offer! | 0:08:55 | 0:09:00 | |
I have the seven scrolls of the Pharaoh Niles. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
When they are gone, he will be destroyed for all time | 0:09:03 | 0:09:08 | |
and I, Memphis, will rule in his place. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:12 | |
Great Uncle Memphis! | 0:09:12 | 0:09:13 | |
It's you! | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
Stop them! | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
Argh! | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
Ow! | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
Mwah-ha-ha! | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
We must stop him destroying the scrolls. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
Sorry. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
I can't help it. It's the bandages. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
Yes! | 0:09:38 | 0:09:39 | |
Hi-ya! | 0:09:42 | 0:09:43 | |
Soon Niles will be gone for ever. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
GRUNTING | 0:09:50 | 0:09:51 | |
HISSING | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
Oh! | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
We've got to get the bandages off him. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
Mwah-ha-ha! | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
Shh! | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
Mwah-ha-ha! | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
Luke, the bone. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:07 | |
Niles, your history is history. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
Fetch. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:13 | |
You are no more. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
Whoa...whoa... | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
No-o-o-o-o-o! | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
-THUD -Dad! | 0:10:29 | 0:10:33 | |
Oh. Who put that in there? | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
Well, it's definitely him. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
Don't ever change. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
Apart from maybe losing the crocodile. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 |