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Uncle Memphis

Animated series. Cleo tries to smarten Niles up and ends up replacing his bandages with those of his evil brother Memphis.


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# He was a kid who didn't fit in

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# Got a wolf living inside under his skin

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# When he's angry his body sprouts hair

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# So he got a ticket to you'll never guess where

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# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

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# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

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# Next door's a vampire, maybe not

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# 4,000 years old but her body won't rot

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# Yeah, being a freak is totally normal

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# When everyone's freaky paranormal

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# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

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# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

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# Scream Street, Scream Street. #

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You won't believe how jumpy my dad has got.

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He's so nervous of spooks and monsters

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that he jumps even if someone sneezes.

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-Achoo!

-Argh!

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Hey, Cleo, we'll be late for school.

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Not that I'm bothered.

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Oo-oo-oo-oo...

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Sounds like a moaning noise.

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Really? Probably nothing to worry about.

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Let's meet her there.

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Luke. Luke?

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Oh.

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It's coming from the basement.

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The basement.

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Luke, when is it ever a good idea to investigate a noise in a basement?

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Oh, not again.

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Oo-oo-oo-oo...

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-Oh!

-THUD

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THEY LAUGH

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Dad, this soap should help us get it off.

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Oh!

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Or you could do that.

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Oh, smart outfit.

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-THEY LAUGH

-How long have you been there?

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-Long enough.

-Are you all right there, Mr Farr?

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Yes, just having a sort-out.

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Dr Scully has asked me to donate

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my collection of ancient Egyptian scrolls to the school.

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My whole history is in these.

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You sure you want to give all that to the school?

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It will be much safer there.

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Dr Scully asked me to do something else, too.

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But I can't remember what it was.

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Never mind, Dad, we're going to be late for school.

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I'll see you later.

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Your dad is hilarious, Cleo.

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He is a joke, you mean.

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I'd love to have a father who wasn't so clumsy,

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or messy, or embarrassing, or...

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Come on, I'll race you.

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Last one to school is a Resus.

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Ha-ha, very funny(!)

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Oh.

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Thanks to the generosity of Niles Farr,

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the school library will be receiving a set of ancient Egyptian scrolls.

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And I'm delighted to say at the presentation tomorrow,

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Mr Farr will give a speech in front of the entire school.

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A speech?!

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Oh, no!

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This is going to be a disaster.

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A speech, in front of everyone!

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It'll be fine, he's not THAT bad.

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Oh...oh!

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THEY LAUGH

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Sorry, Cleo, I was trying to clean the scrolls.

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They were really dusty.

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Dad, you're a nightmare.

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Do you have to do a speech in front of the whole class?

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Oh, the speech.

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-That's what I forgot.

-I mean, look at you.

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Your bandages are all frayed and frankly,

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when was the last time you changed them?

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Only a couple of thousand years ago.

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If only you had a smart outfit.

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Hold on.

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Aha! Clean bandages, perfect.

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Ooh!

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Right, how's that?

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Oh, I haven't looked this good for, oh, 4,000 years.

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Great, and I'll deliver these

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to Scully, before anything happens to them.

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Oh, thanks, Princess.

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Luke, Resus...

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HE HUMS

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Oh, hey.

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What's happening? Legs, stop.

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Where are you taking me?

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Help!

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Ow!

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HE BURPS Oh, excuse me.

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Hi, Dr Scully. Dad said to give you these.

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Ah, the scrolls.

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Excellent. I'll take them.

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-You seem cheerful.

-I've given Dad a makeover, and he looks amazing.

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All I need to do now is make him less forgetful, careless and clumsy.

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Good luck with that.

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Stop it. Bad bandages.

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Where am I going?

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Oh. What's this?

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The ashes of evil Uncle Memphis?

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No! These must be HIS bandages and crown.

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Oh, hey, no-o-o-o-o-o!

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Mwah-ha-ha-ha!

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Memphis is back, and this time I will destroy Niles for good.

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-Hi, Dad.

-Cleo, daughter of Niles.

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Yes, greetings.

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-Right.

-I am searching for the scrolls

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which tell Niles's... MY life story.

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Tell me, where are they?

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I took them to Scully.

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You're giving them to the school, remember?

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And tomorrow you're making a speech.

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Ah, yes, of course.

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So the scrolls are at the school,

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and tomorrow I will be there to make a speech.

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-Excellent.

-Are you feeling all right, Dad?

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All is well.

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Er....

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-Wow.

-Wow.

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-Not bad, eh?

-Certainly different.

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BARKS AND GROWLS

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Be gone, hound.

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WHIMPERS Huh?

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And now a few words from our kind benefactor, Niles Farr.

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-Thank you, Dr Scummy.

-LAUGHTER

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Dr Scully. These scrolls date from a turbulent time in Egypt's history.

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The true Pharaoh Memphis

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was prevented from ruling by his upstart nephew, Niles.

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Er...that's me.

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But Memphis was the rightful ruler, and I, Niles,

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was the most disastrous ruler ever to reign.

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(Hey, Cleo.)

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But one day, Memphis will rise again.

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Thank you for these wonderful artefacts, Mr Farr.

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Yes, and where will you be keeping them?

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Rest assured they will be safely

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under lock and key in the school library.

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It's weird, Niles didn't fall over once today.

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-Kind of disappointing.

-And why is he so interested in those scrolls?

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Maybe we should check them out.

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Or maybe we should forget all about it.

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Ha! We are not going to do that, are we?

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Uh-uh.

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Argh!

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Oh? No.

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Where's the section on first aid?

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Ssh!

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Shush.

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This is Niles's whole life.

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-It must be...

-Oh!

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Ow!

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What's going on?

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Oh, Mr Farr.

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-What are you doing here?

-Grr!

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Oh...

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Mr Farr, wait.

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Five, six...

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Huh?

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Grrr!

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I don't know who that is, but it's not Cleo's dad.

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HE ROARS

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WHIMPERS

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Dad, you were great today.

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Where is the seventh scroll?

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-What?

-The life of Niles, I must have all seven scrolls.

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Find it now!

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-Be gone, foul creature.

-WHIMPERS

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OK, Dad, it must be here somewhere.

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Wait, the vacuum cleaner.

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You must have hoovered it up when you were cleaning them.

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At last I have them all.

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Dad?!

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Argh!

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Mwah-ha-ha!

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Dad!

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Luke, Resus, something weird is happening to my dad.

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It's like he's a different person ever since I gave him the makeover.

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Any chance he IS a different person?

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I mean, he does look different.

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Yes, the bandages you used, and the outfit, where did you get them?

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-The basement.

-Oh, great(!)

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We are going into the basement again, aren't we?

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Come, Anubis!

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Come, Ra!

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Come, Sekhmet, the destroyer, and take this life I offer!

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I have the seven scrolls of the Pharaoh Niles.

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When they are gone, he will be destroyed for all time

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and I, Memphis, will rule in his place.

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Great Uncle Memphis!

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It's you!

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Stop them!

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Argh!

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Ow!

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Mwah-ha-ha!

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We must stop him destroying the scrolls.

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Sorry.

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I can't help it. It's the bandages.

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Yes!

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Hi-ya!

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Soon Niles will be gone for ever.

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GRUNTING

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HISSING

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Oh!

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We've got to get the bandages off him.

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Mwah-ha-ha!

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Shh!

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Mwah-ha-ha!

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Luke, the bone.

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Niles, your history is history.

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Fetch.

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You are no more.

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Whoa...whoa...

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No-o-o-o-o-o!

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-THUD

-Dad!

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Oh. Who put that in there?

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Well, it's definitely him.

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Don't ever change.

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Apart from maybe losing the crocodile.

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THEY LAUGH

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Animated series. Cleo tries to smarten Niles up and ends up replacing his bandages with those of his evil brother Uncle Memphis, who always thought he should have been the pharaoh instead of Niles. Memphis plans to take over Niles's body forever.