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# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

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# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

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# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school

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# Flaying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super-cool

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# I'm a sidekick, sidekick, that's the life for me

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# Half-sized super-zeroes with full-sized super dreams

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# Sidekick, Sidekick, what an awesome gig

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-# Just like superheroes

-Just like superheroes

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# But only half as big Sidekick. #

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Heh-heh-heh-heh.

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PIG SQUEALS

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All right! Yay!

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No! Whoa!

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Go away! Vamoose! Get out, everyone!

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Eric, I do not want to go through this every time I want to talk.

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Oh, you just want to talk?

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I thought you wanted me to do some sidekick stuff,

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like cleaning up or something.

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Cleaning up is what I want to talk to you about.

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HE SCREAMS

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The lair is a mess since Maxum Man disappeared.

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So get with the cleaning already!

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The dust bunnies are starting to multiply.

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Wait a sec, billionaire superheroes never clean things themselves.

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So, he must have someone do it for him. Heh-heh-heh.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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A-ha!

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-What do you want?

-M-M-M-Man Maid?

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I'm Maxum Man's sidekick. You used to clean his lair, right?

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-Do you think you could...

-Aargh!

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Maxum Man asks me to clean after last time? Aargh!

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I guess not.

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What's his problem?

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His furious anger is due to the fact that he had to clean up after

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Maxum Man's legendary battle with Enzyme-Ellis the Salivator-nator.

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It was a great big mess and Maxum Man didn't leave a tip.

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Since then, Man Maid and Maxum Man have been arch enemies.

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Now get cleaning!

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Eric! My hamster, no...

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-HE SOBS

-Apple pie with a...!

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Trevor, get a hold of yourself.

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Captain Bicep Deathwish is missing and all he left was this note.

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THEY SNIFF

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-That's hamster poop.

-It's not just poop, it's how he says I love you...

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from his butt.

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Argh!

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Hmm, what's more important,

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cleaning the lair or helping your best pal when he's feeling down?

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-Behold the Clone Ranger!

-What's it do?

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It clones things, you know, like a ranger

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who's good at cloning things. Give me the poop, Trevor.

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You know what, just dump it in here.

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One brand-new, furry, pooping hamster coming up.

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Captain Bicep Deathwish! Yay!

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Maxum Man?

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FANFARE

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HE BABBLES

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He was smaller and fuzzier before.

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Eric, have you... Aargh!

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-Circuits alive! What doing have you two done?

-Well...

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-Don't bother, I've already computed it.

-How did this happen?

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The dust, you ninny. Dust is 90% dried human skin.

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Some DNA of Maxum Man must have got in the cloner.

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I wonder how that happened.

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That should hold him,

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at least until we can figure out what to do with him.

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-I missed him so much.

-You can play with him later.

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Come on, we're late for school.

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# Going to do something sneaky And Eric's not going to see me

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# Cos he's already left the scene. #

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-HE BABBLES Pardon?

-Erm, nothing.

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-Nothing at all.

-Why is your backpack...

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It's full of learning, OK? Back off, man. Back off.

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So good of you to join us, Mr Needles. Really, it's so good.

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Am I being sarcastic enough?

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I was off saving the day with Maxum Man and here's my note.

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OK, I'll go sit down now.

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It's amazing how Maxum Man's signature changes on every note.

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-That's so nobody can forge it.

-Yes, of course. Very clever.

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Come on, Eric.

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Has anyone ever actually seen you and Maxum Man together?

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He was best man when Eric and I got married.

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MUSIC: HERE COMES THE BRIDE

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Dreams don't count, Kitty.

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I just don't see how Maxum Man could pick you

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over someone amazing like me.

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Something is definitely up and I'm going to find out what it is.

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-I'm watching you.

-I would like that.

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HE BABBLES

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We're together again, buddy.

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-PHRRT!

-Just like old times.

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Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Riding you is so much easier now that you're big.

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-Yay!

-Aargh!

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Whoa, boy!

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HE BURPS

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Bad Eric. Those apple slices

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were for Captain Bicep Maxum Deathwish Man.

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-You know he doesn't share.

-You brought him to school?

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-Is that a trick question?

-Since he's here, you can both help.

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Vana doesn't believe I'm Maxum Man's sidekick.

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If she finds out the truth, that Maxum Man is missing, then...

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There'll be no more mansion, no more gadgets and no more hamster clones.

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I wish I could help you, but all I have is a gigantic hamster

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who looks almost exactly like Maxum Man and...

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Ooh, I get it.

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PIG SQUEALS

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I don't know, man. She's going to kick my butt.

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-She got an A in butt-kicking class.

-She's also got an A in pretty.

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Just run up and be evil. I'll arrive with Maxum Man and save her.

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That'll prove I'm his sidekick. HE BABBLES

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So he'll just do what I say?

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As long as he gets his apple slices. Who loves apple slices?

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You love apple slices. OK, here I go.

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Thinking evil thoughts, thinking evil thoughts...

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Give me all your, erm...

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make-up!

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I don't know who you are, but I got an A in butt-kicking.

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I was there!

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TREVOR GROANS

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That's our cue, let's go be hero and sidekick.

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Don't worry, Vana, Maxum Man and I will save you!

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OK, then. Where is Maxum Man?

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Hey, hamster head! I mean, Maxum Man!

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Someone is in distress here. I've got an apple slice.

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THEY GASP

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M-M-Man Maid?

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Can we talk about this?

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I guess not.

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You, Sidekick, where is your filthy hero?

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I'm going to clean your block.

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Ooh!

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Yah-yah-yah-yah!

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Yay!

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Take that, maggot!

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Oh.

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Huh?

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Why is Maxum Man fighting like a rodent?

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It's his new fighting technique, angry hamster style. It's genius!

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-I will not be defeated!

-Angry hamster style, my butt.

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-He's not the real Maxum Man.

-No battle, need help.

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I've got to do something.

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He's the closest thing I've got and he needs me. Stop!

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Yay!

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I'm Maxum Man's sidekick and I won't let you... Aargh!

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THEY MOAN

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THEY CHEER

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Erm, Maxum Man's got to go. There's lots more evil to stop.

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And apple slices to nibble.

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You got away with it this time, Needles.

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Next time, you might not be so lucky. I'm watching closely.

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Good horsey. Good boy.

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