To Party Perchance to Party Sidekick


To Party Perchance to Party

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# We are Splitsboro kids And we go to Sidekick school

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# Learning to be second best whilst playing by the rules

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# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school

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# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool

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# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! That's the life for me

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# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams!

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# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! What an awesome gig!

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-# Just like superheroes

-Just like superheroes

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# But only half as big! Sidekick! #

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What's this? Maxum Man's in trouble?

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Ha-ha! You can't defeat The Extrapolator!

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Let him have it, Maxum Man!

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-Give him the old ring-a-ding ding!

-I'll do that, Golly-Gee Kid!

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Rargh!

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I saw that coming. So predictable. Bored now

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Rargh!

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Oh, ho!

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It's like he somehow knows what I'm going to do before I do it.

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Duh! Hello! I extrapolate things, hence my name, The Extrapolator!

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Let's see you predict this! Golly-Gee Kid, get in position.

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-That's your own sidekick, man.

-Argh!

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Sidekicks, when the world's at its darkest,

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they are the night light of justice!

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Whoops! Blasted robotic hand.

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And thus we see another example of a sidekick's many painful duties.

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-Questions?

-Oh, oh!

-Eric?

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-Couldn't our hero just throw a rock instead?

-A rock!

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Dude, that was epic.

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-Come on, someone hurl me!

-Ooh.

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-BELL RINGS

-Weekend!

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My face! My face!

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We've got to do something fun this weekend.

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No, wait, something wicked fun this weekend.

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-No, wicked awesome fun.

-Shush! It's Vana.

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-You ready for my party tonight?

-Am I?!

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I've been practising my party skills all week.

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DISCO MUSIC BLARES

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MUSIC STOPS

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KITTY CRIES

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BOTH: Argh!

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Trevor, I think Vana's having a party tonight.

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How do you know?

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It was something about the way she said,

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"You ready for my party tonight?"

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OK, one, it is pronounced part-ay.

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And, two, we are going to that part-ay.

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-Excuse me, girls...

-Part-ay!

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BOTH: Argh!

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Argh! It's us, Eric and Trevor!

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Eric, are you OK?! Oh, I'm so sorry. You startled us.

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I didn't mean to completely trash you like that. Are you hurt?

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I'm fine. And you didn't completely trash me...

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Completely.

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Oh, you're so brave!

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-I love you.

-What?

-What?

-Ladies!

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We heard about your little part-ay.

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Ah, it's so not your kind of party.

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Well, we're all kinds of part-ay!

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We love parties.

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INDIAN MUSIC

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ROCK MUSIC

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Right on!

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Weren't there girls here two seconds ago?

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Yeah! You really think the girls

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won't mind us showing up at their party?

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Dude, they are going to love it when we trash their part-ay.

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-Um, you mean 'crash', right?

-Hmmm, yes, sure, whatever.

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ALARM WAILS Agh!

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Relax, it's the Maxum alarm.

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Let's go.

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Oh, look, the Disappointing Duo.

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Oh, look, it's the...

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Disappointing...

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Guy,

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who is a computer, so he doesn't have a body...

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to live in.

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Burn! Nice one, Eric.

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Ahem... The dastardly Drilliam Shakespeare

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has escaped from his diamond vault super prison.

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Wow! Well, see you.

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Not so fast.

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Maxum Man is missing

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and it's your duty as a freeloading sidekick to do his duty.

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-But we're going to a party.

-Dude, it's 'part-ay',

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just like 'Mond-ay' or 'cheesec-ake'.

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Hey, is that the Mall of Justice?

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Gametronic!

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Argh! The Music Mangler!

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Are you wanting to stop Drilliam now?

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Ach, fine! He's just a horse with a head drill. How long can it take?

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There are 16 stages to defeating Drilliam Shakespeare,

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so five or six hours tops.

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What? That will take all week!

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Can't we just drop a rock on him or something?

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-But that won't...

-How big a rock?

-Oh!

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To drill or not to drill, that is the question.

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And the answer is...

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drill the dill!

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Argh!

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Ha-ha!

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-JET WHIRRS

-At last, Maxum Man's jet.

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That can only mean...

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-Yes!

-Party!

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LAUGHTER AND MUSIC

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BEEPING

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Vana?

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Hey! Thermal pizza guys, cool!

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No, Kitty, it's party crashers. Do you want to have a little fun?

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Dude, it's an intercom.

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Classy people have stuff like that.

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Vana, we're here for the party...

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OK, that didn't work.

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We're going to have to dial it up, Sidekick style!

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Ooh, that's using your thinker box!

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Hey, lasers, get a load of me.

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It's those party crashers again.

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# Laser proof! My tinfoil's laser proof... #

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Is that a giant baked potato?

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Looks like. And what we do to baked potatoes?

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We bake them.

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-I was going for bake them.

-But baked potatoes are already baked.

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Just press the button.

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Ow! Ow! Hot, hot, hot!

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Hey! Time to chill out.

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ALARM WAILS

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GROWLING

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Um... Hello?

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-Grr!

-Aargh!

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Whoa! They have robot walruses, Trevor, and they love the cold.

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Dude, I think I've got this one.

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He's beating the robot walruses with some kind of big mitten.

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Activate the Finger Smasher.

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Hurry, Trevor, hurry!

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Ow! My wiggly pokers!

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Look what they did to my wiggly pokers!

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That's it, Trevor, we're never getting in.

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We'll have to have our own party,

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a party of sadness.

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-THEY SOB

-Methinks these sidekicks

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doth whimper too much.

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You thought a rock could stoppeth me?

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-What's this thing on my head, huh? Hmm?

-This is not a good time.

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You see that house? There's a party in that house

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and it's going to end soon and I'm missing it!

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-Trevor, do you still have that list?

-Do I?!

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Drill guy, get ready for the worst five hours of your life. Six, tops.

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Oh, pleaseth! Do thy worst.

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The quality of mercy is not strained. Mercy, please!

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How do you like that?

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I'm pouring sour milk on your face.

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Trevor, why am I pouring sour milk on his face?

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That's Step 15, dude.

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Huh! Eric, look at Step 16!

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-It's my chance to shine.

-A Sacrifice Save? Like the training video?

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-Are you sure, Trevor?

-Dude, I have never been

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so unsure of anything in my life.

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Um, OK.

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Was that boy not thine friend?

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-Thou can't be serious.

-Argh!

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-There it is.

-Ah!

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The Promised Land!

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COCK CROWS BOTH: What? No! No!

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THEY SOB

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-Thanks for the party, Vana.

-Best party ever!

-Love your new doorway.

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What are you two doing here? And what's with the crying?

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We should have just done

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the 16 steps from the start.

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Now there's no part-ay left

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for little Eric and Trevor.

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THEY SOB

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Oh, Eric, do you need a tissue?

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A hug? My eternal and enduring love?

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-What?

-What?

-Well, if coming to our party meant that much to you,

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I guess we could party a little more.

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BOTH: You'd do that? For us?

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Explosive supreme party high-five!

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I've got to say, this colour totally works for you.

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Fire engine red. Wicked!

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Eric, can I put lipstick on you?

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Yeah, that's enough partying.

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