Eric Squared Sidekick

# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

# Maxum Man is missing

# Now we rule the school

# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool

# I'm a Sidekick, Sidekick - that's the life for me

# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams

# Sidekick, Sidekick - what an awesome gig!

-# Just like superheroes

-Just like superzeros

# But only half as big

# Sidekick! #

A-ha!

Ooh!

Aargh!

Ugh...

GHOSTLY MOANING

Seriously? You hid in the confiscated evil gadget room again? So obvious.

Uh, yeah, cos there's always awesome stuff in here, like this.

-Aah!

-Freedom! Ha-ha-ha!

Well, these kitten mittens seem harmless.

Stop touching the evil devices!

OK, I could definitely do that...

but on the other hand,

I could totally not.

No, don't!

-What just happened?

-I don't know.

Well, I'm sure it won't come back to burn us.

Freeze, intruders!

And there it is.

You've got two seconds to tell me how you got into the mansion

and why you look exactly like us.

Erm, first, this is our mansion

and second, we don't look like you, YOU look like us.

All right, we look like you!

Hey, that's my trans-dimensional teleporter device!

So this transported us to an alternate dimension. You guys ARE us!

-BOTH:

-Wicked! Hey, you sound just like me!

Ha-ha! La-la-la-laa...

Hey, I wonder if Vana would like me if I wore eyeliner.

So, that's why you're here.

Well, no-one is going to steal Vana from me...

if I had her. And I will have her!

Wow, crazy much?

Let's get 'em!

Aargh!

Trevor, send us home! Do it, do it!

CHIMP CHATTERS Aah! Wrong dimension!

ROBOT BEEPS AND TOILET FLUSHES

Still wrong.

GARGLING: Definitely wrong.

Who are deez spindly little boys?

-Hee-hee-hee!

-Ha-ha-ha!

I think we're back in our dimension.

Man, I had no idea there were so many us's out there.

Hey, goody two-shoes, did you think you could get away that easily?

Ha! Look what I found! Alternate dimension, alternate gadget!

Yah!

-Ha!

-Hurgh!

-Gah!

-Ha!

Argh! Stop doing what I'm doing!

BOTH: Trevor, a little help?

BOTH BELCH

Brain!

I see someone was playing in the confiscated evil gadget room again,

which that someone should not be doing.

And now what do we have?

More Erics and Trevors, as if anyone needed that!

So, you're...evil.

What's that like?

You wouldn't understand.

You weren't raised in an old, run-down orphanage

then abandoned by your father-figure Super, like I was.

What? I WAS raised in an orphanage and my Super left me, too!

Well, I bet your dimension's Vana actually likes you.

Not like my Vana. She thinks I'm a total goof.

Nah, our Vana thinks Eric's a goof, too.

Burn! We are so the same!

Ow!

Ow, too!

Look, I'm totally sorry I got all evil on you like that.

Hey, why don't you let me make it up to you?

Sure. No, wait, you're evil, so no.

But what if I said I know a way to get your Vana to totally like you?

I'm listening.

Of all the infinite dimensions in the universe,

your Vana is the nicest.

-Really?

-Really.

And I know just how to win her over.

VANA SIGHS

You sure this will impress Vana?

The Vana from my dimension loves magic tricks. Just trust me.

Remember, introduce your trick, step into your box,

I step out of mine, bam! It looks like you teleported.

Couldn't we just use a teleporter? I mean, I have, like, 12.

Whoa!

Hrm-hrm. Prepare to be dazzled by the magic stylings of...

Magic tricks? I've been waiting for magic tricks?!

I love magic!

Are you going to conjure a dragon or summon a unicorn? Ha-ha!

-Erm, no.

-Oh.

But something just as good!

I'm going to step into that box

and be magically transported to that other box!

How could that be?

Well, you could use a gadget for super speed,

invisibility, shrinking powers or an actual teleporter.

I have two right here.

Erm, just watch and be amazed.

Ta-dah!

That was so lame.

OK, what's with the freeze-blaster and the eyeliner?

Hello?

It's been five hours!

Can I come out now?

ROOSTER CROWS

Anybody?

What happened?

Oh, the other Eric kidnapped the girls.

Shot 'em with the freezing ray. He's always doing that, you know?

It's kind of his thing.

Of course! He was after Vana all along!

Well, no-one steals my Vana!

Well, not mine exactly, she sort of barely tolerates me

but that's close enough!

Let's go!

Eric, your evil self is not in his cell,

and why are you carrying the girls, who are seemingly frozen...

..so lame. OK, what's with the freeze-blaster and the eyeliner?

Wait, why am I in a cage?

Erm, Eric? Is this part of the trick?

Ah, Kitty. Clueless in every dimension, I see.

Too bad you were near Vana when I froze her. She's the one I want.

-SAD VIOLIN MUSIC

-Oh...

And Vana, it's a pleasure.

My dimension's Vana is kind of dangerous.

She doomsday devices me whenever I even try to get close to her.

But you're a lot nicer.

-I am?

-She is?

I'm sure you'll be much easier to handle.

Easy to handle? You let me...!

Hush, hush. Just relax. We'll be leaving

once I set the inter-dimensional bomb.

Don't tell me to relax!

-Just who do you...

-Silence!

Speak only when spoken to.

Argh! Speak when spoken to?!

Vana smash! Aargh!

He locked us out!

How do I stop an evil me who knows everything I know?

Well, at least I've got you guys.

-BOTH:

-Hey!

-I need more friends.

More friends... That's it!

Trevors, I need you to distract Evil Eric and fast.

Who knows what he's doing to Vana?

..and Kitty.

I'll be right back.

Argh!

Speak when spoken to?!

Well, can you hear me now?!

All I wanted was for Vana, any Vana, to like me!

-HIS BONES CRACK

-Gah! Kitty, help me!

Sorry, Eric, but I'm too busy being clueless to help.

Why don't you just take your...

Having a girlfriend is tougher than I thought.

DOORBELL RINGS

Hey, boss. Can I come in?

It's time to head home with my new Vana.

Once I destroy all the other dimensions,

no other Eric will be able to steal Vana from me!

That is great, Mr Evil Eric,

but first, you're going to have to get through us,

the Amazing Trevors!

Ha-ha!

I know it's you, Eric.

Using the Trevors as a diversion is exactly what I would have done.

Your moves are my are my moves too, remember?

Well, I have one thing you don't.

And what's that?

Friends. THEY CHEER

Initiate transfer changeable mode.

To continue transformation, please insert coins.

CHIMP SCREECHES

You're all Sidekicks? Yeah, I don't do Sidekick fights.

EVIL ERIC CACKLES

That was your plan? Team up with the Legion of Super Dufuses?

Oh, and blowing up a bazillion dimensions

just so a girl will like you is such a great plan?

Being the only Eric will not make her like you, you know.

Fine, if I can't have her, then you can't either.

I'll leave her here and when this goes off

and destroys this alternate dimension,

no-one one will have Vana!

What?

Now there's a move you didn't expect!

-Whoa!

-You think you're so smart.

Smart? No.

But happened to get your freeze-blaster

when I fell next to it? Yes!

Nooo!

I thought you were going to freeze me

but you wouldn't freeze your own almost-brother, right?

-THEIR TEETH CHATTER

-T-T-Thanks, Eric.

No problem, Evil Trevor.

You take Evil Eric back with you then...

Erm, which Trevor is which?

-BOTH:

-I'm good Trevor. I'm the evil Trevor.

Uh, we have no idea.

Sure, why not? I'll go.

Be sure to destroy the teleporter when you get home.

Done and done!

What was I supposed to do again?

Whoa!

So, you see, I didn't kidnap you at all. It was my evil twin.

His name was Evil Eric.

Well, actually just Eric but I called him Evil Eric...

You know, to differentiate.

Evil twin? I don't know whether to kick your butt or take pity on you.

HE SOBS

Pity it is. Kitty, let's go.

Ah! I believe you!

Man, who knew I'd be such a loser in so many dimensions.

Well, at least things are back to normal.

Uh-huh.

Argh! OTHER MOUTH BELCHES