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# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules | 0:00:04 | 0:00:09 | |
# Maxum Man is missing | 0:00:09 | 0:00:10 | |
# Now we rule the school | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
# Sidekick, sidekick, what an awesome gig! | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
# Just like superheroes | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
# Just like superzeros | 0:00:25 | 0:00:26 | |
# But only half as big Sidekick! # | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
Urgh, undead loaf again? | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
It smells like burnt hate. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
Cool. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:51 | |
I'm going to name mine Loafy Joe and then eat it. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:55 | |
You think this is bad? | 0:00:55 | 0:00:56 | |
You should have seen lunch at the orphanage. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
Please, sir, can I have some more? | 0:00:59 | 0:01:03 | |
Thanks. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:10 | |
I still have splinters. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:13 | |
Ah, good times. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
Eat food! | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
Erm... | 0:01:20 | 0:01:21 | |
little sweeties. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
Help! | 0:01:26 | 0:01:27 | |
Ha-ha-ha, erm, eat everything on plate, like good boy. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:34 | |
Something's not sitting right. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
PTHRRTHRRPPPPPP! | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
Hey, that wasn't me! | 0:01:43 | 0:01:44 | |
And that is how balloons often ruin dinner parties. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
PTHRRTHRRPPPPPP! | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
Once again, not me. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
Ah, it's not the same without the smell. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:02 | |
Oh, my mouth was open. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
An intense aroma and just a hint of evil. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
-Well done. -Thanks, must be something I ate. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
Ah. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:21 | |
Computer, status. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:29 | |
Entry into subject Eric Needles's digestive system achieved. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:34 | |
And would it kill you to say please?! | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
Now, just a short trip to the brain. And yes, it would kill me. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:42 | |
Audio, video and motor control links established. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:52 | |
Now that I control the sidekick's body, | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
all of Maxum Man's weapons, gadgets and secrets will belong to me. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:59 | |
-Who are you talking to? -It's a monologue, all us villains do it. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:04 | |
Now let's take this body for a test drive, an e-vile test drive. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:09 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
-XOX'S VOICE: -Ha-ha-ha! | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
Excellent, now to test out the motor controls. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
Just like controlling a robot... | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
An uncoordinated, slow-witted robot. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
Gah! | 0:03:27 | 0:03:28 | |
Now for something more advanced. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:34 | |
Ah, Pamplemoose, my old friend. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
Ah, Needles! | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
How do you like that, Pimplemouse? | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
Wha...what happened? | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
Agghh! | 0:03:51 | 0:03:52 | |
Power restored. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:54 | |
Excessive chair-spinning shorted electrical system. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:58 | |
-You had to show off. -Quiet! | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
Why do I always get the discount artificial intelligence processors? | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
Gah! | 0:04:04 | 0:04:05 | |
Whoa... | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
Now to complete my master plan. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:13 | |
To the Maxum Mansion, brain slave! | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
Needles, have you gone insane?! | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
Detention for you! | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
Oh, lighten up, Professor, I'm just having a little fun. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:28 | |
-Like this! -Ah! | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:04:34 | 0:04:35 | |
Eric, what are you doing?! | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
Hey, Eric, stop that! | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
Why aren't you listening to me? | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
Ah! | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
Whoa... | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
Oh, my sweet little Eric, | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
-did that big bad Vana... -VANA GROWLS | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
..who is also amazingly awesome, hurt you? | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
Something weird is going on. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
-I...I can't control my body! -Huh? -Hmm. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
OK, how come no-one ever believes me when I say that? | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
They're always like, "You'd better clean up that bathroom." | 0:05:05 | 0:05:09 | |
Ew. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:10 | |
Well, something is obviously making Eric act all weird. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
I mean, he always acts weird, but this is, you know, weirder. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:17 | |
Maybe Maxum Brain can help. We should... | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
LOUD CRASHES AND BANGS | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
What? I told you, I can't control my body. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:28 | |
Argh... | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
Oh, great, with my external sensors down, | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
I have no idea where they took Eric. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
We could be anywhere, we could be... | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
Inside the mansion! | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:05:45 | 0:05:46 | |
Okie-dokie, let us see what the Maxum Scan can be showing us. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:54 | |
Hmm, it appears a miniaturised vessel has entered into | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
Eric's body and attached itself to his brain. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:03 | |
Wow, Eric has a brain! | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
Ha-ha, they'll never figure out that I, Xox, | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
the world's greatest villain, is controlling their friend. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:12 | |
Erm, we can hear you. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
-Hey, who turned my microphone on? -Ha-ha-ha... | 0:06:15 | 0:06:20 | |
I mean, erm, oops. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
Argghh, I've had enough of you. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:26 | |
Xox is controlling Eric! | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
I would say, "Duh," but I don't want you to yell at me. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
We've got to stop him. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
To Maxum Man's large collection of shrink rays! | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
Hey, what are those kids doing? I can't hear anything. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
-MAXUM BRAIN: -And then, once you are inside Eric, you must find Xox. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:49 | |
Ha, they think they can out-shrink me | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
in their shrinking shoot-out with another shrink ray? Surely not. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:57 | |
And once I take care of them, the fabled Maxum Mansion will be mine. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:03 | |
KITTY AND VANA: Aaah! | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
Oh, gross! | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
Oh, I have never felt closer to Eric. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
Ew. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:13 | |
Come on, we've got to get to | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
the tiny, useless thing Eric calls a brain. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
Let's do this! | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
-Ow. -Incoming snacks! | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
Ew, doesn't he ever chew his food? | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
Ha-ha-ha. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
Uh, I'm getting hungry. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
Great, what was that? | 0:07:38 | 0:07:39 | |
Erm, I think it was root beer. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
Root beer? Hang on! | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
ERIC BURPS | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
I've got it. This is going to be awesome. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:52 | |
Are you sure you can do this, Trevor? | 0:07:56 | 0:07:57 | |
I was born to drive a toy car up Eric's throat. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:01 | |
Seriously, I've been practising. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
How do you think this thing got down here? Ha-ha-ha. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:08 | |
Oh, what else can I use to stop these kids? | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
-SIREN WAILS -Uh-oh. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
I really should have put more money into shields for this thing. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:20 | |
Hmm, I remember someone saying that. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
Oh, right, it was me. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
Oh... | 0:08:24 | 0:08:25 | |
Xox is getting away... | 0:08:31 | 0:08:32 | |
And getting footprints all over Eric's brain. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:36 | |
Hey, kid, take him down. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
Sure thing, Spiteful Computer Voice. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
Ha-ha-ha... | 0:08:42 | 0:08:43 | |
POWER DIES | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
Finally, I'm in control! | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
Now, to make sure I stay me... | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
Guys, lead Xox to the belly area, I've got an idea. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
Oh, come on. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
We were just down there! | 0:08:57 | 0:08:58 | |
Xox, prepare to meet your greatest nemesis, | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
the worst case of lactose intolerance in all of Splitsboro. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:08 | |
Here we go, T minus ten seconds to launch. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:12 | |
Nine...eight... | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
Guys, hurry, I can't hold it. ..seven... | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
We're almost there. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
..six... | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
five... | 0:09:22 | 0:09:23 | |
-XOX: -Ah, no! | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
Ah! | 0:09:28 | 0:09:29 | |
We're here, Eric, now what? | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
-..two... -He wouldn't. -..one. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
Needles, you are in so much trouble! | 0:09:34 | 0:09:38 | |
-XOX: -Nooo! | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
Aaah... | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:09:51 | 0:09:52 | |
Eric, where are the others? Are they OK? | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
They're just finishing their decontamination. They're fine. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:04 | |
Super, mega ew. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
I don't think I'll ever recover from that. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
OK, Xox, now that we're out of Eric's body... | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
La-la-la, not talking about it ever. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
Leaving now, to have my memory wiped and skin replaced. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:21 | |
That ride was awesome! | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
Race you guys back to the shrink ray. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
I'm going face-first, this time. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
I don't think I'll ever recover from that. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:31 |