Ice to Know You Sidekick

# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

# Maxum Man is missing

# Now we rule the school

# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool

# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me

# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams

# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!

# Just like superheroes

# Just like superzeros

# But only half as big

# Sidekick! #

Oh, it's so hot.

-Ah.

-Ah.

-Nah, it's not that bad.

HE GRUNTS

Ah.

Gah. Even Maxum Man's Super-freezatron 500 doesn't work.

Ha-ha. Some of Maxum Man's inventions can beat the heat.

Too far.

Uh. I could use a big dose of winter about now.

Snow, wind, a full body case of frostbite.

I love a good snowfall.

Eating snow is awesome, too.

Yes, snow. So tasty with all that whiteness.

And the way it explodes in your mouth with flavour.

Let me guess. You've never played in snow before.

What? Ha-ha. Who hasn't?

I played in it all the time at the orphanage.

Soap flakes.

OK, fine.

They never let us play in the snow or on the grass

or anything with a surface.

Your stories are really lame.

When winter comes around next,

I'm going to do tons of cool winter things.

You just watch me. Come on, winter!

How long till winter?

OK, there's got to be some kind of season

fast forwarding thingy in here.

Man, the evil gadgets room is wicked.

Everything is just so activateable.

Must touch stuff.

Don't touch that.

Don't start the final countdown on that.

Don't stop the Earth's rotation with that.

Aw.

Hmm.

Hey, I may not have to wait for winter after all.

-Dr Weathermaker's climate reverse-a-trononator.

-Awesome!

Can we cook hot dogs with it?

It reverse-a-trononates the climate. It's right in the name.

Huh, so it is. And it comes with a matching snow cone maker. Cool.

With this machine, I can make it winter.

I can finally have fun in the snow.

Hoo-hoo, ha-ha. Hoo-hoo, ha-ha.

That poster. It's hilarious.

Ha-ha.

Oh, yeah.

Silly cat.

You're not better than me!

OK.

Who knew a doomsday device would be so complicated?

Ooh, you sure?

I wouldn't.

Ooh, not smart.

Trevor!

Oh, hey, these soap operas are so nerve-racking.

You turn on the super evil device yet?

Whoa.

So, did it work?

BOTH: Snowbaganza!

I don't think that's a real word.

Eric, I can't believe you did this.

It's supposed to be summer.

It's not natural. It's awful.

I know. Awfully awesome.

I did it. I made it winter.

I... I... I... I'm freezing.

And why is my skin all blue?

Am I going to shrink to three apples high?

Well, duh, Eric. Snow is cold.

OK, if you say so. Anyway, it's fun time. Huzzah, winter.

Huzzah?

Seriously, why do we hang out with him?

Yes. Maxum toboggan activate.

This is totally awesome!

This is how you toboggan!

That was amazing.

Snow and load.

Ahem.

Hello, boys.

-Uh-oh.

-Cool.

Man, you've got everything in the Maxum mansion.

Yep, a portable holographic hot tub with atomic heating core.

Perfect for that summer blizzard.

-Eric, you have to stop this.

-It's spreading fast.

The whole town is freezing.

I'm OK.

Yes, you're welcome.

Winter is awesome. Sleds are awesome. Snow cones are...

We're out of syrup?

No!

-Door's frozen, dude.

-Great.

We're stuck out here and the precious snow cone syrup is sitting

in the bowels of the mansion.

THEY CHUCKLE

BOTH: Bowels.

Agh! We'll get you in for your precious syrup.

But, only if you turn off that weather machine.

BOTH: Aw, come on.

BOTH: Eek. We'll turn it off. We'll turn it off.

Now, how do we get in?

Woo-hoo-hoo! Winter rules.

Huh. I bet Maxum Brain's going to blame this all on me.

At least he was happy when he froze.

Well, that's great. Now we're stuck in here and it's getting colder.

Let's find that machine.

And the snow cone syrup.

Well, of course the snow cone syrup. That goes without saying.

Yes!

MONSTER ROARS

BRIDAL MARCH PLAYS

We made it.

OK, I don't mean to panic anyone but I can't turn off the device

and we're all going to freeze.

I'm so cold.

We have to stick together. Conserve body heat.

Ah.

HE GROANS

I can't believe I did this.

I can't believe that I destroyed the entire town

just for a little bit of winter fun.

Hey, can you guys keep it down?

Trying to relax here.

-Trevor, you're a genius.

-Ha. Totally. Why?

The holo-hot tub has an atomic heater. It'll never freeze.

All right. Come on, guys, let's heat things up.

Or some other bad cliche to set up the big finale.

Are you sure this is going to work?

Atomic energy, hot water

and superpowered electronic weather weapons.

How could it not work?

HE GROANS

So hot.

This is awful. I hate summer.

Oh, I don't know.

I've had enough winter for a while. I think Kitty was right.

We shouldn't mess around with nature.

Where is Kitty, anyway?

Forget nature. I have to put this thing back together!

Somebody hand me a screwdriver. Come on. Hurry up.

Forget it, I'll do it with my teeth.