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# We are Splitsboro kids And we go to Sidekick School | 0:00:01 | 0:00:03 | |
# Learning to be second best While playing by the rules | 0:00:03 | 0:00:06 | |
# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff And looking super cool! | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! That's the life for me | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
# Half-sized super zeros With full-sized super dreams! | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! What an awesome gig | 0:00:19 | 0:00:22 | |
# Just like super heroes Just like super zeros | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
# But only half as big! SIDEKICK! # | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
'Feel the wind blowing, listen to the sounds of the distant...' | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
-SCREECHING -Argh! | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
'Relax your mind and be at peace.' | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
Until Side-Fu time. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
Oh! Argh! | 0:00:44 | 0:00:45 | |
-Ho! Yah! -Argh! | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
Side-Fu is the most exciting, most amazing, | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
most willing-to-pay-me to endorse it martial art in the entire world. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
And now you too can learn the ancient ways of Side-Fu | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
with my old teacher, Sensei Jimmy. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
We will make fight now! | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
Ha-ha-ha! So, come on down... | 0:01:03 | 0:01:04 | |
EURGH! | 0:01:04 | 0:01:05 | |
Argh! | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
Oopsie! | 0:01:09 | 0:01:10 | |
So, come on down to Sensei Jimmy's Side-Fu centre | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
and get yourself a heaping hand of Side-Fu! | 0:01:13 | 0:01:17 | |
Side-Fu. Learn it, live it, hi-ya! | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
Argh! | 0:01:20 | 0:01:21 | |
Eventually heal from the bruises of it. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
Yah! | 0:01:25 | 0:01:26 | |
ALL: Whoo! | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
Hallo, students. I am Sensei Jimmy, Side-Fu master. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:34 | |
Now, this is the kind of class I've been waiting for! | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
Hee-ya! Whoa! | 0:01:39 | 0:01:40 | |
This is going to be so awesome! | 0:01:42 | 0:01:46 | |
I've been told it takes a while for your body to callus over, | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
but once that happens, it's smooth sailing. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
So, I think it's safe to assume I'm missing something here? | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
-I think so. -Oh, yeah. -Duh. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
So, when do we begin? | 0:01:57 | 0:01:58 | |
It has already begun. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
How did you...? | 0:02:04 | 0:02:05 | |
OK. What exactly is Side-Fu? | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
And ow. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:12 | |
Side-Fu is ancient art of being killed. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:16 | |
Oh. That totally makes sense. What?! | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
It's our j-j-job as ps-s-sychics. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:22 | |
What's wrong? | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
You scared, huh? | 0:02:24 | 0:02:25 | |
Hey, I'm not scared. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
I just think that getting hit repeatedly by fish | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
is, kind of, you know, dumb. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
KITTY, VANA & TREVOR GASP | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
You, scaredy boy, you tink Side-Fu dumb?! | 0:02:33 | 0:02:37 | |
That's a little strong, but...yes. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:39 | |
I'm comfortable with dumb. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
Do not worry, Scaredy-san. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:43 | |
I spend extra time showing you ways of Side-Fu. We start after school. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:48 | |
Fine. I'll see you then. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
You already here. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
GONG SOUNDS | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
How do you do that? | 0:02:54 | 0:02:55 | |
SENSEI JIMMY CLAPS ELECTRIC WHIRRING | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
This bionic Jimmy designed to break spirit. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
Take a hit like a true sidekick. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
Now, relax! | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
OK, Eric. You've got to do this. Just don't think about getting hit. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:09 | |
Argh! That's all I can think about! | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
Dodging? That not Side-Fu way! | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
Take this! | 0:03:19 | 0:03:20 | |
-ZAPPING -Argh! | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
RRRAGH! | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
BIONIC SENSEI CRIES | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
Wow! That's a sensitive piece of equipment. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
Hm. Interesting. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
Sorry, but is there any way I can do this without getting pummelled? | 0:03:33 | 0:03:37 | |
If possible? | 0:03:37 | 0:03:38 | |
Thank you? | 0:03:38 | 0:03:39 | |
There is one way! Special training. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
Only for more special student who are specially special. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:45 | |
I'm special. I'll do it. What is it? | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
ERIC GASPS | 0:03:48 | 0:03:49 | |
What kind of training is this? | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
You never seen mop and bucket before? You new janitor! | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
ERIC SIGHS | 0:03:56 | 0:03:57 | |
-ERIC COUGHS -Whoa! | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
Thwack! | 0:04:04 | 0:04:05 | |
Argh! | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
HE SIGHS LOUDLY | 0:04:07 | 0:04:08 | |
Oh, you sweep like warm, chewed taco. Bad. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
Strong grip. Arms swing like circle. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:15 | |
Now, you! | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
Argh! Thwack! | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
This going to take a while. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
Hey, janitor Eric, mop up my sweat, would ya? | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
Hey, Eric, want to come over to my house after school? | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
Really? | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
Yeah. To clean my room, janitor boy. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
Huh. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:40 | |
Scaredy-san, show me dustpan move. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
Argh! | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
Uh... OK. I bend down, then pick up the dust like this. Ta-da! | 0:04:47 | 0:04:53 | |
No good! You watch. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:54 | |
Hiya! | 0:04:56 | 0:04:57 | |
Argh! | 0:04:57 | 0:04:58 | |
That's kind of cool. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
For cleaning, I mean. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:04 | |
Hmm. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
Students, I sign you all up for Side-Fu tournament. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
THEY ALL GASP | 0:05:09 | 0:05:10 | |
Except Eric, who is janitor. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
-Woohoo! -Yeah! -Oh, yeah! | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
Ah. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:16 | |
I love Side-Fu! | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
Welcome to ze Side-Fu tournament. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
The more hits you take, the more points you get. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
Let's get ready to be pummelled. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
I'd wish you good luck, but I wouldn't mean it. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
Good luck! Ah, I can't help myself! | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
BELL DINGS | 0:05:34 | 0:05:35 | |
Come and hit me! | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
Come on! He had Magnet! Someone get me Magnet! I need MAAAGNET! | 0:05:41 | 0:05:45 | |
It over, Kitty! It over! | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
Winner, ze husband! | 0:05:50 | 0:05:51 | |
ERIC TUTS | 0:05:53 | 0:05:54 | |
Next event, ze harder you hit ze wall, ze more points you'll get. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:58 | |
Nobody hits a wall like me. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
Nobody! | 0:06:00 | 0:06:01 | |
He-he-he-he-he-he-he. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
BELL DINGS | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
Aaargh! | 0:06:05 | 0:06:06 | |
Grrr! | 0:06:08 | 0:06:09 | |
-DING DING -Henchmen win again! | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
CROWD CHEERS | 0:06:11 | 0:06:12 | |
-HENCHMAN: -Yay! | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
Finally, ze freestyle event. First up... | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
Miiiiiiiiiiiitch! | 0:06:17 | 0:06:18 | |
Argh! | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
Argh! | 0:06:30 | 0:06:31 | |
Argh! | 0:06:31 | 0:06:32 | |
Yargh! | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
DING DING | 0:06:39 | 0:06:40 | |
Henchman score 350! | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
Now for the Sidekicks' Trevor! | 0:06:43 | 0:06:48 | |
Uh-huh-huh-huh. Uh-huh-huh. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
You guys are going so do-o-own! | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
You might want to stand back. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
Um... What's he up to? | 0:07:01 | 0:07:02 | |
I think something beautiful. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:06 | |
LOUD BELCHING | 0:07:13 | 0:07:20 | |
-DING DING -Very impressive... | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
but out of bounds. Disqualified! | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
So, the task goes to your listed alternate... | 0:07:26 | 0:07:30 | |
HE GASPS | 0:07:30 | 0:07:31 | |
Eric Pickles! | 0:07:31 | 0:07:32 | |
ERIC GASPS | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
Me? An alternate? | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
But I don't like getting hit, remember? | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
Plus, I haven't learned any moves at all. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
Haven't you? | 0:07:40 | 0:07:41 | |
-Nope. -Ha-a-aven't you-u-u? | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
No. No, I have not. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
But haven't you? | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
No! All I learned was the ancient and mysterious way of mopping | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
and sweeping and picking up dust! | 0:07:55 | 0:07:56 | |
Come on, Eric. We can't lose this! Just get in there and get beaten up! | 0:07:56 | 0:08:00 | |
You're naturally good at that! | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
So, what will you do, Scaredy-san? | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
Gah! | 0:08:05 | 0:08:06 | |
OK, OK. I'll go clean the toilets. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
Wait! | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
I get it! | 0:08:16 | 0:08:17 | |
Ooh-ah! Ka-tah! Wah-tah! | 0:08:17 | 0:08:21 | |
Being a janitor, learning your sweeping techniques, | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
and enduring all that humiliation | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
prepared me for this way better than any dojo training. Right? | 0:08:26 | 0:08:30 | |
I...uh... Yeah. Ah... Sure. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
OK. I'll do it. We're are going to win this thing. Mop-Fu style! | 0:08:33 | 0:08:39 | |
Hey, who turned off the lights? | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
Hey-ya! | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
Stand back! | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
He's doing it! | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
VANA, KITTY & PIG CHEER | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
Haha! You've been cleaned out! | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:09:07 | 0:09:08 | |
Well done, Eric! You have lost it for the Sidekicks! | 0:09:10 | 0:09:14 | |
CROWD GASPS | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
What?! | 0:09:16 | 0:09:17 | |
By pummelling all ze henchmen, you've actually given them | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
more points. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:20 | |
They win! | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
-DING DING DING HENCHMAN: -YAY. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:23 | |
We lost AGAIN! Thanks, Eric(!) | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
Well, at least the place is clean. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
Hey, what happened? What's going on? Who won? Where's my soda? | 0:09:28 | 0:09:34 | |
OK. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
Well done, Scaredy...erm, Eric-san. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:40 | |
Well done. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:41 | |
Now, clean up dojo. This place mess-s-sy! | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
Oh, and don't forget the toilet. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
Pizza, orange soda and violent shaking do not go together. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:54 | |
Heh-heh-heh. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:55 |