Escape from Razzuma-Traz Sidekick

# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school

# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool

# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me

# Half-sized superzeros with full-sized super dreams

# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!

# Just like superheroes Just like superzeros

# But only half as big! Sidekick! #

Ah, Hawaii. Tropical paradise.

Sand, sun, tiny umbrellas and, most importantly...no students!

SCREAMING My bad.

RUMBLING GLASS CRASHES

CAR HORN TOOTS

Argh!

Ze substitute teacher is here. Class, please velcome, Ms Razzuma.

Hello, my little kittens. It's so nice to meet you.

-My, you're all so adorable.

-Ah, she seems sweet.

Yah, sweet... So long, suckers. HE CACKLES

NOT SO FAST!

Er, maybe sweet was the wrong word.

I've been reading your report cards...

Uh-oh.

..and I am not impressed.

Uh-oh.

And do you know what Ms Razzuma does

when Ms Razzuma is not impressed with a student?

Try to boost their self-esteem?

Close, my little guppy.

But, NO!

THEY GASP

She makes you study. She makes you work. She makes you learn.

And for that reason...

CLANGING

THEY SCREAM

SILENCE!

For that reason, I have turned your school

into a supermax prison of higher learning.

How does that help with my self-esteem?

VANA SIGHS

But why am I stuck here? I'm no piddly student!

Someone is letting these little lambs fail.

And when they fail, YOU FAIL.

Do you really think ze puny walls

can keep me from getting my complimentary tote bag?

Well... WHAT ABOUT THIS?

RUMBLING THEY SCREAM

WHOOSH!

Don't worry, Razzuma will whip you into shape.

Yeah, with real whips.

QUIET!

All you have to do is pass my mega exam, my little naked mole-rat,

and I'll steer this school right back to Earth.

So long as everyone passes, you'll be free in no time.

Everyone? Including Trevor? But...that's impossible!

-TREVOR:

-Ha-ha! She got that right.

-RAZUMMA:

-You won't know until you TRY and try, and TRY AGAIN!

Training begins now!

Now, my little hedgehogs, the test is simple.

Work as a team to avoid the obstacles and rescue your super.

Pampy will help you, won't you, Pampy?

Pampy!

GO!

THEY SHRIEK

Herr Needles, rescue ze dummy!

Gah! Ah!

Hey, I'm doing it! I...

Vana, disable ze hammers!

-SHE STRAINS

-Ah!

I broke a nail.

Way to go, Needles.

Now what?

HE GASPS

Fraulein Kitty, you must reprogram ze canon firing sequence.

PING!

Ahrgh! Wa-ah! Ga-ah!

-No, wait!

-Huh?

Here comes ze big blue one!

Nice. OK, now!

Hold on, Eric!

12,000 bit encryption, no problem!

Watch out for distractions, my little bunny rabbit.

OK... Whoa!

I-I'm trying, Eric!

Trevor, it's up to you! You are our last hope!

Did I really just say that?!

Aa-aa-aah! Ha-ha-haa! I'm doing it!

-He's doing it!

-He's doing it?

Aa-aah! Ha-ha...!

SIZZLING

And there you go.

Good effort, little badgers, but TERRIBLE EFFORT!

Unless you study and pass this test,

you will be stuck in outer space. What could be worse?

She can't keep us here for ever.

I mean, we have to run out of air at some point, right?

-OVER TANNOY:

-Attention, my little aardvarks, it's testing time.

Please return to the gym NOW! Thank you.

I can't do it,

I can't be pummelled again.

I'll never pass that test.

Nein!

Vot if I told you there was another way?

Vot if I told you that we could, say, oooh...escape?

Who's with me?

Bleurgh!

Um, are you sure this is going to work?

Absolutely. We teachers always have a secret escape hatch.

I use it every parent-teacher day.

Vana, you're not coming?

Yeah, I think I'll take my chances on my own.

Besides, with you and Trevor out of the way,

the odds of passing go way up.

On my signal.

Number two...

Number one...

Flush!

We made it...

HE GASPS

Freedom!

HE GASPS

Oh, my little Pampy forgot that the school was in space, didn't he?

Would you like Ms Razzuma to reel you back in like little fishies?

We were so close, but now Razzuma has doubled security.

Well, we're just going to have to try twice as hard to get out.

I don't think I like your math, or any math,

or manatees...

Always smiling, I mean, what are they so happy about, huh?

TELL ME THAT!

What's your plan?

We study, and practise

and together we all pass this exam.

Oh, forget that, I'll pass it on my own, thank you.

You don't have a chance.

-She's right, dude.

-Who's with me?

If it means getting away from here - and you - I'll do it!

I'm in... Oh.

Me, too!

I thought you didn't like the plan?

What plan?

HE GRUNTS

G-argh!

Hah! Ah!

HE WHIMPERS

SHE HUMS TO HERSELF

Hi, Needles.

Oh... Gah... Whoa...! Ah....! Wah!

Again!

Ha!

SIZZLING HE SHRIEKS

G-argh!

Whoa!

Eurgh.

Again!

Ya-hoo!

Ha!

G-argh!

Hi-yah!

Yee-haa!

And how are my little antelopes, today?

It's time for your...

FINAL EXAM!

Oh, I hope all your training pays off.

WHISPERS: Oh, it'll pay off, all right.

-WHISPERS:

-Yeah, it'll pay off big time.

-WHISPERS:

-Yeah, big time.

Why are we whispering? And what's in your eye?

SILENCE!

My little mongooses.

Um, I think that's monGEESES, ma'am.

Enough of this. The test begins...

..now!

Needles, go!

Hey, Razzy...we're going to take our own test.

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT,

my little platypus.

Kitty, go!

Got it!

Trevor!

SHE SCREAMS

Ha, now that was a plan!

You keep talking about this...plan?

Seize them!

We're out of here, Razzy. And the cute animal names...

..kinda like it.

Grab your atmospheres and, zen, out the airlock to freedom.

All right, Kitty, do your hi tech thing.

Ha-ha, not this time!

Hi-yah!

Sometimes low tech is OK, too...

We did it! We're free.

THEY LAUGH AND CHEER

Um, Eric, what part of the plan gets us back to Earth?

Oh, my.

So, my little marmosets studied and worked together, and they escaped.

Another successful lesson for Ms Razzuma.

My job here is done.

Wait a minute, that was your plan?

Is there any food and water up here?

Ta-ta, my little llama. Study hard!

CAR HORN TOOTS

SCREAMING

Escaping from prison - good.

Re-entering the Earth's atmosphere,

and exploding on a tropical beach - awesome!

THEY CHEER

You were awesome, too.

Yah, yah, I vos...

..and so were you.

Let's never work together again?

Agreed.