Like Supervillain, Like Son Sidekick

# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick school

# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules...

# Maxum Man is missing

# Now we rule the school

# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool

# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick!

# That's the life for me

# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams!

# Sidekick! Sidekick! What an awesome gig

# Just like superheroes

# Just like superheroes

# But only half as big! Sidekick! #

Where is that guy?!

Man, even when I know

Trevor's going to be late, he still

manages to be late at being late!

Sorry, bro! I needed my dad to sign my consent slip,

but he went out for ice cream, like, two weeks ago.

We're so going to be late for Sidekick Community Service Day.

All the best projects

will be gone...

Um, how did you get the Maxum Cycle?

You will remember nothing about me taking this bike.

And how did you get my flashlight?

TYRES SCREECH

CRASH!

See? Tonnes of good stuff left.

BELL RINGS

Great! now we're totally going to

get stuck with the worst one.

Needles, Troublemeyer!

Only one assignment remains.

You'll work at the Megamatraz

super villain maximum-security prison!

Yep, the worst one.

Sweet!

Enthusiasm, Mr Troublemeyer. How unlike you.

Detention!

I'll take my usual desk.

Hey, guys. We got stiffed with

evil jail duty. You?

I got here super early, researched our options,

read the brochures, made a graph, a pie chart - my favourite -

preregistered online, then picked the best one.

I told her to come early.

-She so did!

-We're volunteering at Heroic Pines.

Cool!

Not so cool.

Welcome to Heroic Pines...

Retirement Home!

Argh!

This place is awesome!

So many bad guys all in the same place.

They won't make us do

anything dangerous, will they?

Lunchtime!

You're welcome.

Been here two weeks for stealing an ice cream factory.

I wonder who he is?

XOX PLAYS A SCARY CHORD

It's Master Xox!

The one and only.

Except for those clones I built...

and ate!

Now, what is it you need?

Autograph? Soul stealing?

Mass destruction? Ha-ha-ha!

We're here to give you your food.

Oh! Disgusting!

What I wouldn't give for a steak, or an ice cream,

or some steak-flavoured ice cream, huh?

Those are my favourite inappropriately mixed foods!

Really? Imagine that.

Well, you look busy...

and crazy. We're going to leave.

But how can you go with no nose?

-Seriously, I have your nose.

-Agh!

It's my Instant Detachifyer Glove

that instantly detachifies things.

-Whoa! Oh! Oh!

-Give that back!

I'm going to drop it!

I dropped it.

-Wow, that guy is pure evil.

-I know.

Cool!

What happened next, Suzy Sweetie?

Scrapbooking?

Your idea of excitement is scrapbooking?

Not just scrapbooking, hon,

Super Scrapbooking!

This is me dancing when I was younger. I could really cut a rug!

-Cool!

-Wow!

HOWLING WIND

-Argh!

-Argh!

Still think this old gal is boring?

Tell me more.

One time, me and Maxum Man...

Maxum Man?!

You knew Maxum Man?!

Oh, we used to beat back the villains until the sun came up.

I know someone you should meet!

GIRLS: Field trip!

Pudding time!

I don't do my own laundry, now I have to do it for super villains?

How big is this guy's head?

It was a lot bigger before I shrunk it with my Make-A-Mini Ray.

You shrunk his head? Ruthless.

How else was I to punish him for whistling?

I totally see your point. ERIC STRUGGLES

Would...you...just...get...

in...there?! Ow!

Ah, my old costume.

Why don't you try it on?

Really?

Trevor, no! Don't do it!

Oh, do-gooders can be such a bore!

Hey, I have a crazy idea...

Big surprise.

Why didn't you come help me with a little diabolical experiment

I've been working on?

Dia-lob-ical! Yeah, that sounds...

Really bad!

Come on, we've got dirty

evil underwear to soak.

Ha-ha-ha!

OK, Mr Master Xox, you're obviously up to something

because nobody likes Trevor.

At least, not right away.

-DOORBELL RINGS

-Hey, Eric!

I said I'd visit if you ever went to prison!

What are you guys doing here?

We wanted to introduce you to Suzy.

She used to fight beside Maxum Man.

And this is Maxum Man's sidekick -

though I don't know why - Eric.

-Hey, kiddo.

-Hey, old lady

I've never seen before.

Could you guys help me for a sec?

See what you can dig up on Master Xox.

I have to make sure Trevor stays out of trouble.

-Nice boy.

-He sure is! Hee!

-Kind of twitchy.

-He sure is.

UPBEAT MUSIC

Xox is totally up to something.

He's trying to use you.

Right, like I would hack into the prison's computer

and release the locks on Xox's cell just cos he asked me to.

Somebody just hacked into the prison computer

and released the locks on Xox's cell.

Aargh!

I'm pretty sure I know who that someone is...

Trevor!

ALL: Oh!

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Hey, Master Xox. I locked them all in the laundry room, like you said.

When can we let them out?

Let's not worry about them right now.

Say, you've got a good eye for destruction,

could you help me build my iCannon?

Really? Nobody ever wants my help.

They're all, like, "Get away from there!

"Don't put that in your mouth!"

Well, I do want your help,

because in a few minutes, I'm going to take over this jail.

Then the city!

Then the planet!

Hee-hee! Ha-ha!

HE WHEEZES

And you'll be there when I do.

COOL!

Hey, let's put racing stripes on the laser.

Now you're talking!

You ready to take over the world?

Can I go to the bathroom first?

I can't spend the rest of my life in a laundry room!

I learned three things today -

never catch a fireball

with your hands, never let a mad man

take your best friend,

and putting laundry on one side of the washer makes it angry.

You may want to stand back.

WASHING MACHINE WHIRRS

Whoo-hoo!

You did it!

And very handsomely.

Ah, we should probably get going.

What do you say, Suzy, one more mission for old times' sake?

-It's been a long time...

-Argh!

..but I think I'm due for some

good old villain whooping!

Ha-ha-ha-ha! The iCannon is ready

and soon the world will be mine!

< Not if we stop you first!

Trevor, why are you helping Xox?!

You're supposed to be a good guy!

Don't listen to him!

When you and I rule the world, you'll never have to

worry about Sidekick School again.

Trevor, you don't want to do this!

OK, maybe you do want to,

but you shouldn't!

Ah-ha! Too late.

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

-ZAP!

-Argh!

Wait, nothing happened.

Your iCannon is a dud!

-Ooh! Ooh!

-Aargh!

Did I mention that the 'i' stands for 'itching'?

Suzy, why aren't you scratching?

Oh, I've got so many lotions and liniments on,

I don't know where the creams stop and my skin begins.

Aargh!

Suzy, you're the only one who can stop Xox. Do the cha-cha!

I'll do it! Let's dance!

Have you ever done

the Hurri-cha-cha-cane?

Hold on!

Trevor, help!

Trevor, buddy, help me!

I made up my mind!

-Got your thumb!

-Aargh!

Eeew!

I forgot how much fun that was.

Nice dancing! The Cha-cha-cane

never looked better.

Well, when you get to be my age...

SHE SNORES

For a sec there, I thought you were

going to choose Xox over me.

Yeah, he's a cool guy an' all,

but he's not going to let me steal his Maxum Cycle,

or tell me to put my pants on in class, like you do.

Um, you do know it's not OK

outside of class either, right?

'And in Super News, famed super villain Master Xox

'managed to escape from Megamatraz again today.'

Hey, Trevor. Sorry I was gone for two weeks.

That store line-up was a killer!

I got you steak and ice cream, though.

Hey, what happened to your thumb?

Oh, er... Yeah, that's a funny story. Ha-ha!

-I was in line at the...

-Yeah, yeah.

That's great, Dad.

Man, this is good steak ice cream!

Ho-ho! It sure is, son, it sure is.