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# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

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# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

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# Maxum Man is missing

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# Now we rule the school

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# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool

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# I'm a sidekick, sidekick that's the life for me

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# Half-sized superzeros with full-sized super dreams

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# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!

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# Just like superheroes

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# Just like superzeros

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# But only half as big

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# Sidekick! #

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ALL: Wow! Awesome!

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Students, you know all those difficult sidekick lessons

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I've put you through?

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Most of them were for my amusement.

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But some of them were to prepare you for...

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-..shadow a super day!

-THE CLASS CHEERS

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You will spend the day with a hero

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from the League of Amazing Super Entities Ring.

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LASER, for short.

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These are your pairings.

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ALL: Whoa.

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Vana, we got Uni-Cyclops!

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Whoa, whoa.

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I see you got - ha-ha - Static Clint!

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VANA LAUGHS

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Hey, he's a real hero. Sort of.

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Anyway, he's way better than

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some one-eyed, unicycle-riding, er...

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..rider.

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I'll have you know that Uni-Cyclops

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is the third-best one-eyed

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unicycle-riding superhero ever.

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Yeah? Well, Static Clint is...

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He's the biggest, he's the best...

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-Kitty?

-According to the official Splitsboro Hero Rankings,

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Static Clint is the ninth-best static-based hero. Sorry, Eric.

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-We got hosed, dude.

-Huh.

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I hope you're ready for some super-duper supering, ladies.

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I'm more ready than anyone's ever been. High-five!

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CRASH!

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Sorry. Little trouble with the old depth perception. Let's roll!

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So, what's first, Mr Clint, Sir? Stop a crime? Rescue someone?

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Oh, stop someone from committing a rescue crime?

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How's a little tour of LASER headquarters sound?

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Only like the greatest day ever!

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Um, what you doing?

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Just charging up the old super batteries.

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Hang on.

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THEY SCREAM

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Welcome to the Hall of Fairness,

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the world's greatest hand-shaped hall.

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I have a sweet bachelor pad in the thumb.

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So many touchy touchables.

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We might have gotten stuck with a lame hero, but this is awesome.

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-Wicked!

-Wait, don't touch anything.

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I'm never allowed to touch anything.

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Wait a minute, you think I'm lame?

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Sorry, Clint, it's just, ninth best?

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Even Trevor's ranked as seventh-best doofus.

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I got a certificate.

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And a lolly.

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Mmm.

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Oh, yeah? Well, would a lame hero have one of these?

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I call it the really big jet.

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Man, this has got to be way better than whatever

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the girls are doing with old one-eye.

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-Let's rub it in their faces.

-Yeah!

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Hey, Vana, you're not going to believe the mega awesomeness that...

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FIGHTING SOUNDS Wha...?

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Sorry, Eric, we can't chat right now.

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Yeah, we're too busy capturing a real super villain!

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That is so cool.

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Man, we have got to get in on some of that super action.

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Hey, don't you think the girls might need our help?

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They looked like they were doing OK to me.

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But, Trevor, if they need our help then we can fly over there

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in the really cool jet. Get it?

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No.

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-Get in the jet, Trevor.

-Will do.

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Oh, and just for future reference,

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I never get it.

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Hey, hold on there. We could get into trouble.

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Come on, Clint, how are you ever going to become a real superhero

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if you don't break a few rules?

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-Just don't touch anything.

-Sure thing!

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-GLASS SHATTERS

-I'm going to get in so much trouble.

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STATIC CLINT SPLUTTERS

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Hi, guys. You missed it.

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We captured Brute Brutal.

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It was so amazing!

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Nice landing, by the way(!)

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Hey, he's never even flown the jet before,

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so, you know, he did reasonably well.

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Enjoy your shift, Clint.

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OK, see you...later.

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What did Uni-Cyclops mean by "shift"?

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As a lower rank hero, I provide security here at Megamatraz.

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It's the only super duty Team Laser trusts me with.

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-We're going to sit in a jail?

-We didn't come here to sit.

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-That's what school is for.

-Relax, it's a dream job.

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Security is totally automated.

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Time for me to catch up on my super napping.

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-See you in eight hours.

-HE SNORES

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What are we going to do for eight hours?

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THEY SNIGGER

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CLINT SNORES

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CRASH!

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BOTH: We didn't do anything!

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THEY WHISTLE INNOCENTLY

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Panic has set in as the escaped villains

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have begun stealing everything from everyone everywhere.

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Aah!

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Static Clint,

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you are hereby stripped of your LASER membership

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and banished forever from the Hall of Fairness.

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Now, pack your things and get out.

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What am I going to do? I'm a ninth-ranked hero and there's no...

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You just dropped to number 12.

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Sorry, Eric.

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-12?!

-HE SOBS

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I'm 12?

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Er, I guess you could come stay with me and Maxum Brain.

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Really?

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-Really?

-It's the least we can do.

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The least we can do is nothing.

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-Remember that.

-This is the best idea ever.

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Ow!

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This is the worst idea ever.

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I would not have believed it had I not seen it.

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He is actually a bigger sloppy do nothing than you.

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Ow! That does it.

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Either he goes or I go.

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Call me when you've taken out the super trash.

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Can I have a glass of water?

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Really? You can't get that yourself?

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You're right, the 12th-best anything doesn't deserve water.

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Ohh.

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Here.

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Ah!

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Yeah, so, er, any thoughts about when you're going to, you know,

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do something?

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We'll talk about it tomorrow.

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Just try not to fry anything else.

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Ahh!

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I know him being fired was our fault, but come on.

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He's supposed to be a superhero, not a...you.

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Hey, I'm a 7, he's a 12.

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We have to get him back on Team Laser and off my couch.

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Hey, look, those girls we know are on TV.

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In a brazen act of brazenness, the escaped villains have taken

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Team Laser and two sidekicks hostage in the League headquarters.

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-They've captured Vana!

-And Kitty.

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Oh, and Kitty. Right, don't want to forget Kitty.

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We have to save them.

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No, Clint has to save them.

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-Yeah...I guess.

-Don't you get it?

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If you save them, they'll have to let you back on the team.

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You really think so?

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No, we won't let you back on the team, even if you rescue us.

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Good call, Mayor.

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We don't need rescuing by the 'do nothing duo' or old sparky.

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Burn!

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Hi, Eric!

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Well, I tried. I'm not a super.

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I can't even give rescues away.

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-Back to the couch.

-No.

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No more couch and no more excuses.

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Listen, you are a superhero, a 12th-ranked superhero,

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but you're still a hero.

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I would give anything to have superpowers.

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You've got to save them.

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I never could resist a mildly inspiring speech.

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Look out, world, Static Clint is back

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and I vow that I will be number nine again.

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-Yeah!

-Woohoo!

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CLANG! The villains put up a force field.

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No, we did.

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We really don't like Clint.

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CLINT GASPS

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Sir, I may not be a member of Team Laser anymore,

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but I'm still a hero.

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Zero is more like it.

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Low-five, anyone?

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Get ready to be rescued. Boys.

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Trevor, he needs more firepower.

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-So, what am I supposed to do about it?

-Trevor!

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Fine, whatever.

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Hey, look what I found.

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All right!

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Three...

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Two...

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OK.

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One!

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And...fire, fire, fire!

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WEAPONS EXPLODE

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FORCE FIELD SHATTERS

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THEY ALL CHEER

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RUMBLING

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BUILDINGS SHATTER

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Uh-oh.

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That's it, Clint.

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For destroying the Hall of Fairness

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and letting the villains escape again,

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you are hereby even more stripped of your LASER membership.

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However, because you rescued two innocent Sidekicks,

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your super ranking has moved up to... Kitty?

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Number nine! Good going, Eric.

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Whoa!

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-Clint! Congratulations. You did...OK.

-OK?

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Did you say I did OK? Did you hear that?

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The third-best one-eyed

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unicycle-riding superhero said I did OK.

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She sure did.

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She?!

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