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# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

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# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

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# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school

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# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool

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# I'm a sidekick, sidekick that's the life for me

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# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams

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# Sidekick, sidekick what an awesome gig

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# Just like superheroes Just like superzeros

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# But only half as big! Sidekick! #

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BELL RINGS

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Now, class, we have a guest speaker with a very special announcement.

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Please be rocket underwear. Please be rocket underwear.

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-ALL:

-Ooh! Boo!

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Good morning, sidekicks.

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Today, I am excited to share with you a technological breakthrough

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which will change the world of sidekicks for ever.

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-ALL:

-Yay!

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No longer will you risk life and limb assisting supers.

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-I'm listening.

-No longer will you be pummelled, beaten and blown up.

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-# Hey! #

-Sing it to me, brother!

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Behold, the future...

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Please be rocket underwear!

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..of sidekicking.

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Laser-operated individual digital sidekicks -

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the LOIDS.

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Hm.

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PAMPLEMOOSE: You are all obsolete.

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The Sidekick Academy is closed

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for ever!

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SIGHING

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Freedom!

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Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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I'll never have to get beaten in the name of sidekicking again!

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Well, that's fine for you, Needles, but I was born to be a sidekick.

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It's my one and only dream.

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And if the school closes, when will I see you?

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-Don't worry, you can still drop by the mansion.

-Hm.

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You got it!

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No way. I won't stand for this.

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No machine can replace me!

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Ya!

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Think fast!

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Oh, they're good.

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PAMPLEMOOSE: I just want to tell you all

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how much I'm not going to miss you.

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I'm not going to miss you,

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or you,

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or, really, any of you.

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Good riddance.

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Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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ERIC: High five, everyone.

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He-he-he, yeah!

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Ugh.

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He-he-he-ha-ha.

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Ow!

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Come on, this is a great day. No more sidekick school.

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No more painful tests to fail.

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No more putting our lives in danger.

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Then again...if I'm not a sidekick,

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I won't be able to live in the Maxum Mansion any more

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and I guess I'll have to go back to the orphanage.

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I'll lose everything.

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Those robots have got to go! Who's with me?

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Once again, I'm talking to nobody.

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KNOCKING

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Hey! Maxum Brain, open up.

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We need to get rid of the LOIDS

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before they ruin everything for everyone,

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especially me!

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Also, we've got to fix this door.

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Since you are no longer a sidekick,

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you can no longer be staying in the mansion.

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-But I thought maybe you could help me...

-Oh, what is that I'm hearing?

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Oh, yes, the sound of someone who is leaving. He-he-he!

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Fine, I get it. I'll just take my things and go.

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Actually, all of your things were replicated here in the mansion

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and are property of Maxum Corp.

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I'll be taking them back and then we'll be giving them to the orphans.

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But I am the orphans!

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Hey!

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Ah-ha-ha.

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CRASHING Argh!

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Fine. They can take my job, my home, even my clothes,

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but they can't take away my dignity.

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Ah-ha-ha.

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Ye-ee-s?

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A-a-argh!

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Trevor, what happened? You grew an evil goatee?

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Nah. It's liquorice.

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Want some? My chin sweat makes it salty.

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Mm-mm, yum!

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Hey, want to see some cool stuff I invented since the school closed?

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The super-fun skin melting ray,

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the sparkly bone crusher

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and...the funday device.

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Don't point that at me, it's a doomsday device.

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-No, it's a funday device.

-What does it do?

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Spread doom, but in a fun way.

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See?

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Hi, Eric. Whoa!

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-Oops.

-All these gadgets are totally evil.

-Yeah, right.

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Next you'll tell me my pet gargoyle collection is evil, too.

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GROWLING

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Anywho... You want to help me get rid of the LOIDS

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so we can go back to being sidekicks again?

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-Sure. What's a LOID?

-Meow! >

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And where can I get a garbage bag pantsuit like yours?

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It's divine.

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O-oo-oo-m.

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KNOCKING

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Vana?

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Oh, hey, guys.

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O-oo-oo-m.

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Wow.

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You're a lot calmer than I thought you'd be

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after the whole LOID takeover thing.

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Er, we thought you'd be a little more...tense.

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I thought I would be, too, but, you know,

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I've really grown and found my centre

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by doing normal, non-sidekick stuff.

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I've been doing a little light reading...

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..knitting,

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making exact replicas of LOIDS.

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Ha-ha-ha!

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Keeping busy.

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Vana, would you like to get rid of those robots?

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The robots that took away your chance to be a hero.

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The robots that ruined your life.

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Would you like to do that with us? Huh?

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Would you?

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A-aa-aa-rgh!

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Huh-uh!

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Ga-aa-h!

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Ya-argh!

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Yes, I believe I would.

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Those robots don't stand a chance.

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Wow, they had such a ginormous chance.

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-Totally.

-Yuh-huh.

-Fo' sho.

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Curse these brutal mechanical marvels!

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-Ah, thanks.

-We don't stand a chance, the LOIDS are amazing sidekicks.

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< Sidekicks maybe...

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But they're no match for full-blown superheroes.

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-ALL:

-Yeah!

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Wow. They're so much more than a match for full-blown superheroes.

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I know.

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MURMURS OF AGREEMENT

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There's only one thing left to do.

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Invent yoghurt shoes?

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-Dibs on rhubarb.

-No.

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If we want our old jobs back,

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we've got to go into the very heart of darkness,

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where heroes dare not tread.

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You mean like the Congo?

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The horror, the horror.

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No. We need to go to the evil side of town

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and call upon the worst supervillain the world has ever known.

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HE PLAYS A CHORD

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Oh, visitors! I'm all atwitter.

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Xox?

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What happened to you?

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I am a changed man.

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VANA: Tell me about it.

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-XOX:

-Since the LOIDS got rid of all you good guys

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and took the fun out of being bad, I decided to retire from evil

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and get the old band back together.

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DRUM ROLL

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Hgn-yah!

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Here's our new album. Tell me what you think.

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Be honest, but gentle.

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MUSIC PLAYS

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I think I'm going to be sick, honestly and gently sick!

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Are you telling me that the world's greatest super villain

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has been defeated by a bunch of goody-goody robotic sidekicks?

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I wasn't defeated!

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I told you, I retired to pursue my music.

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I'm through with all that nasty evil stuff.

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You take that back!

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Aw, that's too bad, Xox.

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We were going to try to destroy the LOIDS.

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You know, crush them.

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Maim them.

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-VANA:

-Blow them up.

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Forget it, Eric, sweater vest here wouldn't be interested.

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Gr-argh!

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Sweater vest?! Argh!

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I hate those LOIDS more than I hate pop music and sweaters

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and-and tea!

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And I really don't like the drum mix

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-on the third track of our album, either.

-Totally.

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Join me, my villainous brothers,

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as we destroy this plague of mechanical goodness

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and once again spread evil throughout Splitsboro.

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-CHEERING

-I love it!

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Now, let's cause some destruction.

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He-he-he-ha-ha!

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A-aa-rgh! Way ahead of you, dude.

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Those LOIDS are going down.

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Wow. They did not go down.

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MURMURS OF AGREEMENT

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-VANA:

-Curse you, LOIDS, and your brutal tyranny.

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And thanks.

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-So, that's it, we lost.

-It's all over.

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I wish we could just pack up,

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leave the robots behind and move to a new town.

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-ALL:

-Hm-mm...

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Argh!

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And we shall call new Splitsboro Splitsboro

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and never speak of its newness again.

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CHEERING

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-ERIC: This new city is great.

-Yep, a clean slate.

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-A town where heroes can be heroes.

-XOX:

-And villains can be villains.

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And sidekicks can be sidekicks.

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Hey, wouldn't it be great if we had some kind of cool robots

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who could help us out and do our work for us?

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-ALL:

-Hm-mm...

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