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# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules | 0:00:04 | 0:00:09 | |
# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school | 0:00:09 | 0:00:12 | |
# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me | 0:00:14 | 0:00:18 | |
# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig! | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
# Just like superheroes Just like superzeros | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
# But only half as big! Sidekick! # | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
'Live from downtown Splitsboro, it's time for... | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
'Sidekick Sideshow!' | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:00:38 | 0:00:39 | |
I can't believe that all I had to do was call 24 hours a day | 0:00:39 | 0:00:43 | |
for seven straight weeks to get us on the show! | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
This is the best show ever! | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
'And now, your host, Walter Ego!' | 0:00:48 | 0:00:52 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
It's Sidekick Sideshow! | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
Where sidekicks compete for the right to be named Sidekick Champion. | 0:00:56 | 0:01:00 | |
Or get eaten by mutant sharks cloned by really evil geniuses. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:04 | |
Yay! | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
Now, let's meet today's shark bait! | 0:01:09 | 0:01:13 | |
Our first player is Eric Needles, sidekick to the great Maxum Man! | 0:01:13 | 0:01:19 | |
Ooh! | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
Tell us about that. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:22 | |
That's right, Walt. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
One day, I... | 0:01:24 | 0:01:25 | |
That's just great. And now, let's meet this lovely... | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
Oh, who cares. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
We all know why we're here - let's start the brutality! | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
Yay! | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
You know the rules - sidekicks must survive all our super challenges. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:40 | |
And they never do. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
We'll start the destruction after a message from Evil Cola. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:46 | |
Now made with real panda tears! | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
'And, we're out!' | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
Ow! | 0:01:52 | 0:01:53 | |
I can't wait to win this! | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
Imagine, Sidekick Champion! | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
You?! Ha! | 0:01:58 | 0:01:59 | |
Maybe I'll let you applaud when I win. MAYBE. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:04 | |
Oh, yeah? | 0:02:04 | 0:02:05 | |
Well I've seen this show, like, a kajillion times, | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
and I'm going to be top sidebar. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:12 | |
-Ha-ha-ha! -Yeah, right! | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
Ha-ha-ha! Oh, me! | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
What about you, Kitty? | 0:02:16 | 0:02:17 | |
I'd just like to see us all compete honourably, and may the best... | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
She's doomed. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:21 | |
-Totally. -Even I have more of a chance. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:25 | |
We're back! | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
Let's begin with a little challenge I like to call, Sink Or Spin! | 0:02:27 | 0:02:31 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
Ooh, ooh, ooh! Walt! I know this one! | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
First we get spun, | 0:02:36 | 0:02:37 | |
then we jump across those rocks through mutant-shark-infested waters | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
where we either ring the bell and live, | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
or we fall in the water and die. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
Uh, in the game, I mean. He-he! | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
Yes, in the game. Ahem! | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
Well, thank you, Kitty - aren't you eager? | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
Now, let's start the Sidekick Sideshow! | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
Whoa-oh-ohhh! | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
Oh, no! Eric gets sick in the shower! | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
Barf! | 0:03:04 | 0:03:05 | |
Mwah-ha-ha-haaa! | 0:03:05 | 0:03:06 | |
Uh, sounds like it's time for part two! | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
Waahh! | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
-Oft! -Ow! -Ah! -Argh! | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
-Wuhh... -Uch... | 0:03:15 | 0:03:19 | |
Barf! | 0:03:19 | 0:03:20 | |
-Chomp! -Chomp! | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
Squeee-chomp! | 0:03:25 | 0:03:26 | |
Gasp! No! I won't fail! | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
Ten years of super-ballet have totally prepared me for this! | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
Super-ballet? | 0:03:35 | 0:03:36 | |
Try ten years of tap on for size. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
# Doo-de-doo-do! # | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
Grr! | 0:03:41 | 0:03:42 | |
Grr! | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
Chomp! | 0:03:46 | 0:03:47 | |
Chomp! | 0:03:48 | 0:03:49 | |
Barf! | 0:03:50 | 0:03:51 | |
Yay! | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
Chomp! | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
Whoa! | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
-Argh! -Chomp! | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
-Yes! -CHEERING | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
I'm one step closer to Sidekick Champion, | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
and leaving you suckers behind! | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
Hrrrgh! | 0:04:11 | 0:04:12 | |
Come on, Eric! Let's show her what we can do! | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
Urrgh... | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
I can't. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:18 | |
My championship dreams are... | 0:04:18 | 0:04:19 | |
Hllrph! | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
..over! | 0:04:21 | 0:04:22 | |
Barf! | 0:04:22 | 0:04:23 | |
Time is running out! | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
Looks like we might eliminate two sidekicks at once! | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
That's double the fun! | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
Oh, no, you won't! | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
Hold on, Eric! | 0:04:33 | 0:04:34 | |
Ahh! | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
Gasp! | 0:04:39 | 0:04:40 | |
Hiii-ya! | 0:04:42 | 0:04:43 | |
-CROWD: -Nine! | 0:04:47 | 0:04:48 | |
Eight! | 0:04:48 | 0:04:49 | |
Seven! | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
Six! | 0:04:51 | 0:04:52 | |
Five! | 0:04:52 | 0:04:53 | |
Four! | 0:04:53 | 0:04:54 | |
Three! | 0:04:54 | 0:04:55 | |
Two! | 0:04:55 | 0:04:56 | |
-One! -BUZZER SOUNDS | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
-You did it, buddy! -APPLAUSE | 0:04:58 | 0:04:59 | |
I did it? | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
I did it! | 0:05:01 | 0:05:02 | |
Who did it? | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
Uhnnn... | 0:05:05 | 0:05:06 | |
I don't know what to say. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
I couldn't have done it without you. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
You saved me. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
Oh, Eric. I, I... | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
Thanks, Cathy. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
What? | 0:05:19 | 0:05:20 | |
-Chomp! -It's Kitty! | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
Yay! | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
-Whoo-hoo! -Wah-ha-ha! | 0:05:25 | 0:05:26 | |
Welcome back to round two. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
Everyone knows sidekicks make amazing projectiles, | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
so let's play... | 0:05:34 | 0:05:35 | |
-ALL: -Be The Ball! | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
The rules are simple. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
You drop down through the obstacles, | 0:05:40 | 0:05:41 | |
and try to reach the safe landing area to advance to the next round. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:46 | |
Fail, and you fall into a demon dimension. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
Sidekicks, ready?! | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
Mwah-ha-ha-haaa! | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
Whoa! | 0:05:52 | 0:05:53 | |
Ow! Argh! | 0:05:53 | 0:05:54 | |
Ha! | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
This is going to be so easy! | 0:05:58 | 0:05:59 | |
-Ow! -Ooft! | 0:06:01 | 0:06:02 | |
Gyah! | 0:06:02 | 0:06:03 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
-A perfect landing! -CHEERING | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
What else would you expect from the perfect sidekick? | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
Just give me the championship now, Walt - it's mine! | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
Are you sure? | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
-Oh man... -Ahhh! | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
-Ooft! -Wha-ahh! | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
Tell Eric I hate him! | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
She totally ignored me. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
Hate Trevor tooooo...! | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
She knows my name! | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
Wait for meeee...! | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
Ow! Ha-ha! | 0:06:33 | 0:06:34 | |
Huh. Well, that was unexpected. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
Well, it's all come down to this! | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
For the first time ever, | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
we may be about to crown our Sidekick Sideshow Champion! | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
Eric Needles is only one challenge away from victory! | 0:06:46 | 0:06:50 | |
Yay! | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
Eric, welcome to... | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
The Lightning Round! | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
An empty room?! | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
Hah! I live in the Maxum Mansion! | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
I go through bigger empty rooms all the time! | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
# Doo-de-doo-de-doo-de-doo. # | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
The rules are simple. Just cross the finish line and win. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
So, why is it called The Lightning Round, Walt? | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
Gyah! | 0:07:16 | 0:07:17 | |
I see what you did there. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
Sidekick, ready?! | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
Go! | 0:07:23 | 0:07:24 | |
Yay! | 0:07:24 | 0:07:25 | |
Come on, Eric - | 0:07:25 | 0:07:26 | |
go, go, go, go! | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
Time to take it up a notch! | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
He-he-hah! | 0:07:30 | 0:07:31 | |
Come on, Eric - | 0:07:34 | 0:07:35 | |
fleeing blindly has never failed you before! | 0:07:35 | 0:07:39 | |
Oh! | 0:07:39 | 0:07:40 | |
Ooft! | 0:07:40 | 0:07:41 | |
Gasp! | 0:07:41 | 0:07:42 | |
Gasp! | 0:07:42 | 0:07:43 | |
I did it! I won! I won! | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
CHEERING | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
Congratulations, Eric! | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
How does it feel | 0:07:53 | 0:07:54 | |
to be our first-ever Sidekick Sideshow Sidekick Champion? | 0:07:54 | 0:07:59 | |
It feels great! | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
Well, let's see what we can do about that. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
Activate the Sidekick Sideshow teleporter! | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
A teleporter? Wow! | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
Ugh... | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
Ahh! | 0:08:14 | 0:08:15 | |
-Mrrpph! -Ghhrrmm! | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
My friends are in chains. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
This looks suspiciously like a dungeon | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
rather than a glitzy awards show. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
The host of the show just stormed in carrying a huge weapon, | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
which he is aiming at me. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
Hmm... | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
Let's get this award ceremony started! | 0:08:33 | 0:08:37 | |
-Mrrrph! -Gyyyrrr! | 0:08:37 | 0:08:38 | |
Sorry to disappoint, sidekick - | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
but there is no ceremony, no award, and, thanks to you, | 0:08:40 | 0:08:44 | |
no more Walter Ego! | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
He-hee-ha-ha-haaa! | 0:08:47 | 0:08:48 | |
Xox?! | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
Being a super villain was all | 0:08:51 | 0:08:52 | |
the practice I needed | 0:08:52 | 0:08:53 | |
to be a game show host. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
It was the perfect plan! | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
Lure you simple-minded sidekicks | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
to your doom, while I entertained the masses | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
and basked in the fame and glory of celebrity! | 0:09:02 | 0:09:06 | |
He-he-he-hee! | 0:09:06 | 0:09:07 | |
And it worked, until | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
you stumbled your way to victory | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
and ruined it all! | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
Goodbye, sidekick! | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
Uh...ah... | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
Wait! | 0:09:17 | 0:09:18 | |
Uh...how about you host a new show... | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
with a twist? | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
Welcome back to Evil Henchman Sideshow! | 0:09:24 | 0:09:28 | |
where evil lackeys get blown up, over and over again, | 0:09:28 | 0:09:32 | |
for no reason at all! | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
Now, let's get this sideshow started! | 0:09:34 | 0:09:38 | |
Gasp! | 0:09:38 | 0:09:39 | |
-Oh! -Argh! | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
More mindless violence. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
What is the world coming to? | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
Hey, give the audience what it wants and you can't go wrong. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
This is the best show ever! | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
Totally! | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
See? | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
Remember, you too can be a contestant. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
Just dial 555-TOTAL-EVIL. Call now! | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
Hey! I have an idea! | 0:10:04 | 0:10:05 | |
We should totally go on that show! | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
I can't believe you, Trevor. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
Best idea ever! | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
-Dial it! -Me first! -Faster! | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
Are you going to stop them, or should I? | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
Well, let's see where this goes. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:18 | |
-Give me that! No, I want it! -Clearly, I'm touching it... -No! | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
I was touching it first! | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 |