The Maxum Method Sidekick
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# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules | 0:00:05 | 0:00:09 | |
# Maxum Man is missing | 0:00:09 | 0:00:10 | |
# Now we rule the school | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool | 0:00:12 | 0:00:15 | |
# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me | 0:00:15 | 0:00:18 | |
# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig! | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
# Just like superheroes | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
# Just like superzeros | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
# But only half as big Sidekick! # | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
PHONE BUZZES | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
ARGH! | 0:00:38 | 0:00:43 | |
We all like cartoon animals, Kitty, | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
but that's a bit much. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
It's not the cartoon. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:48 | |
My personal spy satellite just spotted Joshua Sideburns! | 0:00:48 | 0:00:52 | |
And he's here! | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
He's my super biggest mega-crush ever! | 0:00:54 | 0:00:58 | |
Oh, Eric, I still like you too. Wow, so awkward. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:02 | |
What's awkward now? | 0:01:02 | 0:01:03 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
Joshua Sideburns! | 0:01:09 | 0:01:10 | |
Hello, person who helped me with security on my last film. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
Er... | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
Other person, girl person... | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
JOSHU-ARGH! | 0:01:17 | 0:01:21 | |
Scary girl person... | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
A personal anti-fan force field? | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
Well played, sir! | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
But I won't be stopped that easily, ha-ha-ha! | 0:01:28 | 0:01:32 | |
Argh! | 0:01:34 | 0:01:35 | |
-You are so embarrassing! -I breathed his air! | 0:01:35 | 0:01:39 | |
Wah-argh-argh-argh! | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
Ow! | 0:01:41 | 0:01:42 | |
I must say, that was very... | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
Impressive? | 0:01:46 | 0:01:47 | |
Yeah. I get that a lot. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
You are such a summer. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
So are you in Splitsboro to shoot another teen mummy movie? | 0:01:58 | 0:02:02 | |
No, I've outgrown those silly roles. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
I'm branching out into serious acting. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
Joshua Sideburns saves the world hard | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
in this summer's wildest blockbuster, Maxum Boogaloo? | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
It will be a huge action movie, but with heart. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:21 | |
I'll be portraying Maxum Man, | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
the greatest hero the world has ever known! | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
-Cool! -Wow! -Yay! | 0:02:26 | 0:02:30 | |
CAT SQUEALS | 0:02:30 | 0:02:31 | |
And that is why I am here! I want to train at Maxum Man's side. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:36 | |
I want to know what makes a hero tick. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
I want to slip into his life like a warm bath | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
and swim in his soothing waters. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
So is he around, or what? | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
Um, if I understand correctly, and I rarely do, you're | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
looking for Maxum Man, but he's away and won't be back for hours. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:52 | |
Years! No, uh, days! | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
Hey, Eric! I have a great idea. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
I thought you might. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:57 | |
If Maxum Man is "away" again, then why don't you train Joshua? | 0:02:57 | 0:03:02 | |
Huh? | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
Joshua likes. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:05 | |
What? No! I can't train him! | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
Why not? You're Maxum Man's best bud. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
You must know all about him, right? | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
What are you saying, Vana? | 0:03:13 | 0:03:14 | |
Are you trying to imply that my life is a sham? | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
That I don't have the faintest idea about the man | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
who I claim is my super? | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
That I've never even met him?! | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
Is that what you're trying to say?! | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
HE GASPS | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
Fine. Don't train him then. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:28 | |
Oh-ho! You'd like that, wouldn't you? | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
Well, I am so training him! | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
I will train Joshua like no Joshua has ever been trained before! | 0:03:33 | 0:03:37 | |
All right. That did not go as planned. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:45 | |
FANFARE | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
OK, so... | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
As your first official, uh, How To Be Maxum Man lesson, I thought | 0:03:51 | 0:03:55 | |
we should start, um, | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
with a classic thing that Maxum Man does... | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
Hey! Check it out! | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
-That's not even a thing! -Boo in front! | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
Ow! | 0:04:16 | 0:04:17 | |
No... I was hoping for something a little more super-y | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
and a lot less creepy. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
Ooh! I know! | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
You should show Joshua how Maxum Man flies! | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
Ooh-oh! | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
Trevor! | 0:04:29 | 0:04:30 | |
DOORBELL RINGS I got it! | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
And I'm totally answering the door and not stalling! | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
Hello! May I, uh, help you? | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
I'm a successful and glamorous movie star person | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
who is looking for Joshua Sideburns. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
Oh, Joshua, darling! Ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:04:48 | 0:04:52 | |
Mwah! Charmed. I'm sorry, have we met? | 0:04:52 | 0:04:56 | |
Of course we've met! | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
I'm your greatest fan ever! | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
-JOSHUA! -Argh-argh-argh! | 0:05:01 | 0:05:05 | |
Boo! Freeze-ray! | 0:05:05 | 0:05:06 | |
Kitty, stop that! | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
And are those my clothes? | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
That was amazing! Say, how would you like to be my new bodyguard? | 0:05:12 | 0:05:17 | |
Will I get to watch Eric make a fool of himself training you? | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
Of course. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:21 | |
-I'm in. -Gah! | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
Now, let's try that flying thing. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
The wind always looks so great blowing through my hair! | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
Joshua, this isn't real! | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
None of us have superpowers, so we can't fly! | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
I found these rocket packs in the evil gadget room! | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
Gah! | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
Maxum flight training it is! | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
Come on, Eric! | 0:05:45 | 0:05:46 | |
I want to see some of Maxum Man's amazing super manoeuvres! | 0:05:46 | 0:05:51 | |
Yeah, come on, Eric. Fly! | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
Wah-argh-argh-argh! | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
Argh-argh-argh! | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
Uh-oh! | 0:06:03 | 0:06:04 | |
Yargh! | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
Argh! | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
Ah-ha-ha-ha! | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
Now, this is more like it! Go Eric! | 0:06:11 | 0:06:15 | |
Argh! | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
WOMAN SHRIEKS | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
PEOPLE SCREAM | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
Meh. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:32 | |
Now, this is super! | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
I must have more of this Maxum experience! Where's Eric? | 0:06:38 | 0:06:42 | |
Where's my super trainer? | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
HE GROANS | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
That was amazing! I feel so powerful, so... So super! | 0:06:47 | 0:06:54 | |
I truly am Maxum Man! | 0:06:54 | 0:06:58 | |
You mean you're an actor pretending to be Maxum Man? | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
Huh? | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
Yeah. Yeah, of course. Yeah, of course. Pretending. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
La-la-la! | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
RUMBLING | 0:07:07 | 0:07:08 | |
THEY GASP | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
Where is Maxum Man? | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
Zox! | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
I got this invitation from Maxum Man to a battle royale | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
and who am I to turn that down? | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
You invited Zox to a battle? | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
Of course I did! | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
What better way to show that I have truly become Maxum Man | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
than by defeating my greatest nemesis in a fair fight? | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
I keep telling you! You're not Maxum Man! | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
You're a movie star, with make-up! | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
Those muscles are foam rubber! | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
That hair is... Well, the hair is totally great, as always. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:48 | |
-Oh, yeah. -Dreamy. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
Perfect! | 0:07:50 | 0:07:51 | |
Mu-ha-ha-ha! Whoa! | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
But you are not a superhero, and Zox is going to destroy you! | 0:07:54 | 0:07:57 | |
Stand aside, sidekick, and let Maxum Man handle this! | 0:07:57 | 0:08:01 | |
Do your worst, Zox! | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
I can't watch! | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
Me either! | 0:08:06 | 0:08:07 | |
Down, Kitty! | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
This is going to be SO good! | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
Mu-ha-ha-ha! | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
Mu-ha-ha-ha! Say goodbye, Maxum Man! | 0:08:20 | 0:08:25 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
Oh, hang on. Talk to me. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
Yep. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:30 | |
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
Really? You don't say? | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
OK, well, uh, this has been swell. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
Really, really fun, but we've got to get back to the studio. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
Studio? | 0:08:40 | 0:08:41 | |
We? | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
Oh, we start shooting the Maxum Man movie today. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
Everyone, say hello to my fabulous co-star, Mr Taylor Chincleft. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
Ah! | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
Taylor Chincleft! | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
I told you to stay down! | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
He'll be playing Zox in my movie. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
And we were rehearsing! | 0:09:01 | 0:09:02 | |
Rehearsing? This was all some elaborate Hollywood lie! | 0:09:02 | 0:09:06 | |
Pretty much, yes. Ha-ha-ha! | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
You didn't think we'd really fight and damage these, did you? | 0:09:08 | 0:09:12 | |
Thank you, Eric. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
You were a great super trainer. You really made me feel like a hero! | 0:09:20 | 0:09:25 | |
Well, thank you for coming into my life again and destroying everything. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:29 | |
Any time. Let's roll! | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
Joshua! | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
Joshua, I'm coming! I'm coming, Joshua! | 0:09:33 | 0:09:37 | |
Joshua! | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
Wah! | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
What kind of ending was that? There was all this build-up and then PFFT. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:51 | |
Nothing! | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
Well, Trevor, sometimes real life doesn't have a Hollywood ending. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
Really? | 0:09:56 | 0:09:57 | |
Zox! Again. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
That's right, sidekick. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
You might be a good guy superhero trainer, but who do you think | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
Hollywood comes to when they want a super villain trainer? | 0:10:05 | 0:10:09 | |
Now, since I'm here anyway, prepare to be destroyed! | 0:10:09 | 0:10:14 | |
Gah! Argh-argh! | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
Argh! Help! | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
Now, this is more like it. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:19 | |
Argh! | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
Go, Zox! | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
CRASH | 0:10:23 | 0:10:24 | |
Argh! | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
Yeah, I'd pay money to see this. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
CRASH | 0:10:28 | 0:10:29 | |
Argh! | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
Argh-argh! | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 |