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# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School | 0:00:01 | 0:00:04 | |
# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules | 0:00:04 | 0:00:08 | |
# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
# Flying, smashing, bashing, looking super cool | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me | 0:00:14 | 0:00:18 | |
# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
# Sidekick, sidekick, what an awesome gig | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
# Just like superheroes Just like superheroes | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
# But only half as big Sidekick! # | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
OVER TANOY: Attention, shoppers. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
Utility belt and glove sale, ten minutes ago. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
Travel back in time and head to aisle 55 for super savings. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:42 | |
I wish I could live in here. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:46 | |
Anti-gravity knapsacks. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
Androids with ice cream dispensers! | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
Crystal skulls! | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
Oh...my...Eric! | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
I'm an action figure? | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
It's got karate chop action - look. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
-Ow! -And it's so much better than the actual you. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:13 | |
Eric, are you OK? | 0:01:13 | 0:01:14 | |
SQUEAKING | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
What? They're for my...little cousin's next 100 birthdays. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:23 | |
Stop looking at me. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
You get to be Maxum Man's sidekick | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
and now you have your own action figure? | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
-That is so not right! -Hey, it talks. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:36 | |
-"Stop, you evildoer." -What?! | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
-Take that back. Who have you been talking to? -"Stop, you evildoer." | 0:01:39 | 0:01:43 | |
I'm not an evildoer. I'll destroy you! Destroy you! | 0:01:43 | 0:01:50 | |
Hi. Entrepreneurenator at your service. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
You like that toy? Buy two and be twice as cool. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
-You're the one selling the Eric action figures? -I sure am. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:04 | |
I own this place. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
You're Eric, Maxum Man's sidekick. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
I can explain. No need to get him involved. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
Why do I have my own action figure? I'm a sidekick. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
-I'm not famous. -You're not just any sidekick, | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
you're Maxum Man's sidekick, the most super superhero. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:22 | |
Of course you're famous. See! | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
I guess I just never noticed before. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
You're the next big thing, kid. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
I've been playing this commercial on every major network for weeks. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:37 | |
'You love Maxum Man. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:38 | |
-'And you'll love his new sidekick even more. -Ka-blam.' | 0:02:38 | 0:02:42 | |
'He kicks. Wham! He punches. Bam! | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
'He shoots lightning from his eyes. Collect them all. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:48 | |
'Deep space Eric. Deep sea Eric. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
'And deep dish Eric with bonus pepperoni launcher. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:55 | |
'Play sidekick Eric with a friend.' | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
Open stubborn jars of cosmic jam. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
You can even use it to fight crime. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
Get your sidekick Eric today! | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
'This toy may cause you to throw other toys in the trash.' | 0:03:06 | 0:03:10 | |
I AM famous. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
-Did you know I was famous? -Sure. -Of course. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
-Why do you think I hang out with you? -Because I'm... | 0:03:17 | 0:03:21 | |
a star! | 0:03:21 | 0:03:22 | |
CHEERING | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
CHEERING | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
-Eric? -Need some face time with the big E Man? | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
Talk to the T Dog and I'll think outside the box. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:45 | |
-Do you even know what you're saying? -I never know what I'm saying. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:49 | |
Look, everyone, a Vana doll! So much better than Eric's. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:54 | |
Limited edition with nail polish and tiny comb. Isn't it great? | 0:03:54 | 0:03:58 | |
Everyone! | 0:03:58 | 0:03:59 | |
CHEERING | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
A tiny comb! Arg! | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
Eric, we need to talk. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
Since your action figure came out, you've changed. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
You're totally wrong, babe. I haven't changed. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
Then why are you wearing a crown? | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
And what's up with the world championship belt? | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
-And the pet polar bear? -ROARING | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
Polar bears are endangered | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
and who doesn't like an endangered species? Am I right? | 0:04:24 | 0:04:28 | |
CROWD CHEER IN AGREEMENT | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
They turned evil! | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
Eric! Eric, no! | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
Professor Beary Bearsworth! Ah! | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
Ka-blam! That's it, my plastic army. Destroy! Destroy! | 0:04:46 | 0:04:51 | |
Once all toys are ruined, kids will have to buy new ones | 0:04:51 | 0:04:55 | |
and we'll do it again, and again. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
It's the most brilliant, evil sales scheme ever! | 0:04:57 | 0:05:01 | |
EVIL LAUGHTER | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
EVIL LAUGHTER | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
Toys everywhere are being destroyed by rampaging sidekick dolls. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:36 | |
Again, an innocent plaything has turned into a rampaging nightmare. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:42 | |
Thanks a lot, Eric. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
It's over. I have nothing left... | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
except my crown and my polar bear. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
BEAR GROANS | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
I know you guys are mad at me and you have good reason. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:01 | |
I may have let the whole famous thing go to my head, a bit. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:06 | |
-You might even say I was kind of a jerk. -Kind of? -How bout a huge jerk? | 0:06:06 | 0:06:12 | |
Or even a Jerk Jerkington? I've got it, you were a maxum jerk. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:18 | |
-Nice one. -I took the first half of Maxum's name and then added... | 0:06:19 | 0:06:25 | |
To recap, I was a bit of a jerk. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
THEY ALL SIGH | 0:06:28 | 0:06:29 | |
Even though you're mad, I could use your help | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
defeating all the Eric dolls before they destroy the whole city. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:36 | |
What do you say? | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
THEY ALL SIGH | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
I brought candy. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:41 | |
How do we beat evil giant, but still really cute, Eric? | 0:06:45 | 0:06:49 | |
Well, if TV has taught us anything, and it has, it's that the only way | 0:06:49 | 0:06:54 | |
to beat a giant action figure robot... | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
Is with another giant action robot! | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
Yeah...I was going to say that. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
Right, sorry. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:06 | |
Great, where are we going to get a bunch of non-evil Eric dolls? | 0:07:06 | 0:07:10 | |
ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
I love that sound, sweet, like cash registers singing. What? | 0:07:15 | 0:07:19 | |
You've crushed your last toy! | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
Lucky I just happened to find all these knock-offs on the internet. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:29 | |
Again, for my cousin. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:33 | |
Not so fast. No-one gets between me and profits. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:37 | |
EVIL LAUGHTER | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
You're not the only one who can build giant robots. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:44 | |
The Entrepreneurenator is about to go on sale... | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
or some other business-type phrase that works. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
-You'd think a salesman would pick an easier name to say. -I know, right? | 0:07:50 | 0:07:55 | |
HE BREAKS WIND | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
HE COUGHS | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
-HEAVY THUDDING ALL: -Ah! | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
HE GROWLS | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:08:21 | 0:08:22 | |
These are the best toys ever. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
HEAVY THUDDING | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
-Now what? -You don't need swords. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
Remember, he's got judo-chop action. Hi-ya! | 0:08:32 | 0:08:39 | |
Ow! Ow! | 0:08:39 | 0:08:40 | |
Hi-ya! Hi-ya! Way-ya! | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
Hey, it's my turn. Kitty gets to fight. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
-Let me try. -What are you doing? Stop it! | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
HEAVY THUD | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
-You totally broke it, dude. -EVIL LAUGHTER | 0:08:58 | 0:09:02 | |
EVIL LAUGHTER | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
I don't get it. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:16 | |
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
It's over, Sidekick. You were famous but now you've got nothing! | 0:09:18 | 0:09:22 | |
You're wrong. I've got friends. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
Vana! Now! | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
HEAVY THUDDING | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
Now here's what a real sidekick doll should look like. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:32 | |
ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
Gigantic-sized Vana! | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
My, aren't you a strong, handsome-looking, | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
evil, giant Eric robot? | 0:09:42 | 0:09:46 | |
Something's wrong. Ignore her, you lovestruck fool! | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
No. No. No! | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
Ah! | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
Ah! | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
CHEERING | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
Oh! | 0:10:11 | 0:10:12 | |
Vana, you were awesome. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
You all were. I wasn't so bad myself. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
-CHANTING: -Vana! Vana! Vana! | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
Hey! I can make you a star. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
Just sign here. You'll be rich, rich and famous. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:27 | |
You don't think my friends are going to fall for that. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
Make room. Make room, people. The lady needs room! | 0:10:30 | 0:10:35 | |
Well, looks like it's just you and me. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
Kitty! Where's my mineral water?! | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
Sorry, Eric. I have to go. Right here, Miss Vana, sir. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:44 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:10:44 | 0:10:45 | |
HE MAKES GUNFIRE NOISES | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
Hi-ya! | 0:10:51 | 0:10:52 |