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# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

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# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

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# Maxum Man is missing

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# Now we rule the school

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# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool

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# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me

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# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams

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# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!

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# Just like superheroes Just like superheroes

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# But only half as big Sidekick! #

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COCKEREL CROWS

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Argh!

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Good morning, Golly Gee Kid.

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It's time for sidekick lesson number 63, super-duties.

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Ha-ha-ha-ha! "Doodies".

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Super-duties are tasks a sidekick must perform to keep his hero

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in top shape and looking swell.

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Oh, fe-

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Those anti-matter pellets aren't going to refill themselves,

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are they, hmm?

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Uh...

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A wrinkled cape delivers only wrinkled justice.

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Huh?

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Sidekicks, when the world's at its most littered,

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we're the street sweepers of justice!

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Making sandwiches and getting blown up?

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Doesn't a sidekick get to do something more heroic?

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Ve call them super-duties.

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It sounds more exciting, doesn't Maxum Man have you doing zem

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all ze time?

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-Yes, he does, cos he's not missing, or anything.

-Vat?

-What?

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Hey, Maxum Brain, I'm done ironing the linen,

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the drapes and Maxum Man's underwear.

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Again. Are there any more dumb chores for me to do?

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They are being called super-duties.

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-It sounds more exciting...

-Exciting, yeah.

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You can call chores pizza-party-happy-jams

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and they'll still be just as boring.

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You are a sidekick, you do sidekick things. It is not complicated.

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That's the point. I thought I'd be doing more than scrubbing toilets!

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Well, you can also scrub the toilets in the Maxum Mobile.

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I don't want to scrub anything!

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There's a toilet in the Maxum Mobile?

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Ah...

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TOILET FLUSHES

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Doesn't Maxum Man have any awesome stuff he's supposed to be doing?

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Well, his inbox has gotten rather full since he's been gone.

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Whoo-hoo!

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-Da-da-da, da-de-do-be-do-be...

-Let me do it, let me do it!

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I'm ready! I'm willing! I'm...

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Grossly unqualified.

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The super-duties of Maxum Man could never be

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performed by a mere sidekick.

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Oh, come on.

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Hmm, how about four mere sidekicks?

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Hmm...

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And then, after seven more hours of begging

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and a promise to vacuum his exhaust port, Maxum Brain

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said the four of us could do Maxum Man super-duties for one afternoon!

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Yeah!

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-Let me see that.

-I am Maxum Man's sidekick

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and I have the responsibility of holding on to the list.

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And this nifty Maxum Megatool, too. It even has giant toenail clippers!

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You keep it.

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Um, what are we doing at the super-retirement home?

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Every month, Heroic Pines has a bingo-pocalypse tournament

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between the retired superheroes and villains and things can get...

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A WOMAN SCREAMS

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.. a little crazy.

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Captain Blitzaster stole my pudding cup!

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Argh!

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How would Maxum Man solve this?

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He'd probably freeze them with his ice-breath,

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then use his mind-control to calm them down, duh.

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Hmm...

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Not bad, but since I can't do any of that...

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GADGET THRUMS

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Well, the crisis of infinite pudding could have gone better.

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Yeah, setting the matter enlarger to infinity probably wasn't

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-the best idea.

-Lesson learned.

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That's one chore down and only ten million to go.

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Well, let's split up the rest of them.

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We can't, it's my responsibility.

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We could cover more ground if we split up.

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My vote is - I don't care.

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-Let me see the list.

-Wait, don't! You'll rip it!

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Wow, mole-monster civil war at the centre of the earth! Yay!

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Alien attack at 3.15, oh, I've got to change.

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Mine's blank, great.

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-Everyone else gets cool things and I'm just...

-Other side.

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Escort the Princess Fla Bla-Bla to the interstellar royal ball on Mars!

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HE WHISTLES

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Duuude... later!

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Ribbon cutting ceremonies? How lame!

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And why is it highlighted, underlined, in bold and glowing?

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Still, it'll be nice to be treated like a hero for once.

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CROWD: Boo!

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Hello, Splitsboro!

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CRICKETS CHIRP

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Oh, is that me?

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Uh, Maxum Man is busy, uh,

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fighting mole-monsters at the centre of the earth.

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Viva la revolucion!

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Yay!

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But I'm Eric, his sidekick.

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I know I've got big shoes to fill,

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but I've got really big scissors to cut those shoes...

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and this ribbon!

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Boo!

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We want Maxum Man! We want Maxum Man!

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Hmm.

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I now pronounce this X-ray Vision Eyeglass Centre... Open.

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Yay!

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This is going to be a long day.

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Ambassador Mixelburp, I'd like to present my companion for tonight,

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Maxum Man.

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Wait, I'm not...

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oh, I so am Maxum Man!

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Boo! Hiss!

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Hissing, really?

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Sssorry.

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So, um, Maxum Man couldn't be here, today.

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Uh, eh, oh, fear not, citizens,

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Vana is here!

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But first, tell me,

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aren't these boots adorable?

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Ah, uh, ah, ah, ow!

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So, I'm here to open this Mass-Clean Brush Emporium!

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Boo...

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Hi-yah!

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Hi-yah!

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Man, I'm even bad at ribbon-cutting.

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Huh, I don't know how much more of this I can take.

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-Mutated Pet-Groomer!

-Boo!

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-Quasarbucks!

-Boo!

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-Refurbished Super-Tights Gallery!

-Boo!

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Oh, boy...

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PHONE RINGS

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-Eternal ribbon cutter, here.

-Dude, you done yet?

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We're all hooking up at the park to relive

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the awesomeness of our duties.

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-But I've got way more ribbons to...

-Boo!

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I've got to stay here and finish... gah!

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I've still got...

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I'll see you there.

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-So, how was your day?

-Oh, Eric, it was amazing!

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I was named queen of the mole-monsters and look,

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they even gave me a mole!

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Well, I defeated an invading alien army

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and everyone said I looked fabulous doing it.

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So, how was Mars?

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Best concert ever!

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But what happens on Mars stays on Mars.

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And how about you, did you cut all the ribbons?

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Yeah, sure, um, pretty much.

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Ah, pretty much?

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CROWD SCREAMS

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Ah!

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Run!

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Roar!

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Ah...

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Eric, how did Ribboner get loose?

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Did you not cut all the ribbons?

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It was the lamest superhero-duty ever!

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The ribbons are all part of Ribboner, the giant ribbon beast.

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Now that he is loose, he'll stop at nothing

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until the city is giftwrapped.

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Maxum Man treated each duty as if it were the most vital.

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You should have, as well.

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Why didn't you tell me that cutting the ribbons was so important?

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Did you not see the highlighting?

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Ha-ha...

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Everybody knows it is the most important super-duty there is!

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He's right, everybody knows that.

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-It's pretty obvious.

-It's true, it's... ah!

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It's a giant ribbon monster!

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Roar!

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I know that thing is a monster and everything,

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but how great would it look in my hair?

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Ha-ha, ya-huh.

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You've wrapped your last present, Ribboner!

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I messed up before, but it's time to cut you down to size.

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RIBBONER ROARS

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-We're right behind you, dude!

-Great, then let's get him!

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Uh, no.

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We're right behind you and tied up. Sorry dude, you're on your own.

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Roar!

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Uh-oh.

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Oh, no, he broke the scissors!

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Aren't there any useful tools in this thing?

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Aha, now this one I've got a lot of practice with.

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Hey, Ribboner!

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I have a steaming iron of justice and it's set all the way to cotton.

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Roar!

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Roar!

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You have to admire his skill on those creases.

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I am Ironing Man!

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CHEERING

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I can't believe one of my sidekick chores was actually useful,

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though I still can't see what use scrubbing a toilet is.

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You've obviously never heard of Drainakis the Sewer Snake, either.

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Sssorry, I'm disgusting, OK?

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That was some quick thinking... and ironing, Needles.

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Hey, Vana, where did you get that ribbon?

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Oh, this?

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I figured since you defeated it and all...

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Argh!

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Vana?

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