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# We are Splitsboro kids And we go to Sidekick School

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# Learning to be second best While playing by the rules

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# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school

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# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff And looking super cool!

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# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! That's the life for me

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# Half-sized superzeros With full-sized super dreams!

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# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! What an awesome gig

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# Just like superheroes Just like superzeros

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# But only half as big! SIDEKICK! #

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ALARM RINGS

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Oh.

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WAILING

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SMASH!

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Today is the day Eric Needles meets his doom.

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CHORUS OF WAILING

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I waste entirely too much money

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on evile alarm clocks.

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Ooh, good price on jam.

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Can't beat jam.

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Hm.

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What?! Doctor Explodo Shoes made the most wanted list?!

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But he's a math teacher!

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Well, that is pretty evile.

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HUMMING

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HE SNIFFS

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-Mm. I love blueberry muffins.

-SIZZLING

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Wah! Hot. Whoa!

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Mm-mm. I LOVE blasting things.

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ZAPPING

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Oh, were you thirsty?

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Heh-heh-heh.

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# La-la-la-la-la. #

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-ZAPPING

-That'll teach you for being thirsty.

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Hee-hee ha-ha-ha-ha.

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This Chicken XOX disease ray needs to be sent into orbit immediately.

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Erm... Why?

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I'm glad you asked, Brutus.

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Once every 10,000 years...

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Nyah-oo-ah!

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CRUNCHING

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HE GULPS LOUDLY

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Once every 10,000 years,

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the planets align to create a magnetic singularity

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that unleashes the raw natural power of atomic emeralds.

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This power, in turn, will weaponise my Chicken XOX virus

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and THAT'S how I will finally destroy Eric Needles!

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No. Brute mean why you no wear pants?

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Ee-hee-hee-hee-hee.

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I spilled blueberries, it's a long story.

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Listen, I really need to focus

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on this one final adjustment.

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Hmm.

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Da-a-ad!

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-Argh!

-Come quick! It's an emergency!

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Ya-a-a-argh!

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That hurts.

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What's the emergency, son? Are you OK?

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I can't find milk for my cereal.

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Oh, I forgot, I put it in my pocket last week to keep it safe.

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-Ha-ha. Great thinking, son.

-DOORBELL RINGS

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Hey, man, you ready? Oh, hi, Mr Trevor's dad.

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Eric, you're here super early.

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Again. Like always. Splendid!

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TYRES SCREECH

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Just on my way to the bank.

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What can I do you for, neighbour?

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Does this look familiar, Troublemeyer?

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-Huh.

-It's a leaf.

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From YOUR tree. Falling onto MY yard.

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-PIG GRUNTS

-Hm.

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Listen, either you take care of that tree

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or I do, got it?

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ZAP!

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HE COUGHS

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I'll take care of it.

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Hn-hn-hn ha-ha-ha.

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Oopsie.

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Hn-hn-hn ha-ha-ha-ha.

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BOOM!

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Huh.

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CRASH!

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Now, that's funny.

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Everybody down,

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this is a robb-er-y.

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PROFESSOR CLEARS HIS THROAT

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Oh, seriously?

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A Sidekick Academy field trip?

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And you didn't think to mention this in your report?

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What a nice surprise. Mr XOX has volunteered

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for a real-life demonstration of today's lesson.

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And what is that again, class?

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ALL: How to pulverise bank robbers!

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ALL: A-A-ARGH!

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Pumpkin pie.

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Wa-a-argh!

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Well, we didn't get any money for a satellite,

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so I guess the Chicken XOX ray isn't going into orbit.

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-CHEERING IN DISTANCE

-Huh?

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Oh, I don't know.

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Maybe I can attach it to a robot extendo arm or something.

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-Oh, oh, oh.

-Hey, are you even listening?

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Can Brute...

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ple-e-ease?

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LAUGHING AND GIGGLING

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Whoa! No, no way. We don't have time today.

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The planets, the alignment, destroying Eric Needles.

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SMASH!

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Hm.

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Oh.

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Cannonball!

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BOTH: Argh!

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THUD!

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Pumpkin pie!

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ELECTRONIC WHIRRING

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Brute thinks Zappy need to pee-pee.

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Oh, come on, I'm in the middle of my diabolical robot arm here.

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Let him outside!

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ELECTRONIC WHIRRING

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I've done it.

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The evil robot arm is a success!

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Needles is mine!

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HE GASPS

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Zappy ran away.

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Well, of course he did.

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Argh.

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OK, crunch time.

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The planets align in three hours

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and we still have to attach the extendo arm and XOX ray to the RV,

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destroy Eric and get back here to finish dinner

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-before Trevor get home from...

-Da-a-ad!

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Come quick! It's an emergency!

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CLATTERING

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BEEPING

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Ugh!

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Son, are you OK? What's wrong?

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Hey, Eric. I hope you're planning on staying for dinner.

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-Meh.

-I'll take that as a yes.

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OK, no plan of attack.

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Get the extendo arm up to the roof.

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Argh.

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Faultless, Brute.

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We will soon be rid of Eric once and for all.

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Hee-hee-hee ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Right in the middle of your bank robbery field trip?

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Yeah. I guess XOX didn't do his homework. Again.

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-Duh.

-IMITATING XOX:

-I'm Master XOX,

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I don't know how to read a calendar.

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-Aha-ha-ha-ha.

-Heh-heh.

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OK!

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Trevor, your turn for dishes.

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-Whatever, Dad.

-Uh, Eric,

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why don't you make yourself at home

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and find a vulnerable spot up on the roof to sit perfectly still?

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Sweet. I'm a Viking at sitting.

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-HE PANTS

-Great.

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Well, I'm just going to be downstairs,

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deploying my super disease weapon...

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I mean, deploying my super disease,

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er, birdhouse.

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Tweet.

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Needles is in place. It is time.

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What?! No!

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Where did he go? And why is the RV on the roof?

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XOX say he want extendo arm up there.

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Arm attached to RV.

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-GRRR.

-Duh.

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Oof! Eeh!

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-Wow, finished the dishes already?

-Yup.

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Revenge is a dish best served cold,

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-not on fire. Wah!

-SMASH!

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HE YAWNS This is boring.

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Let's see what's on satellite.

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STATIC

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Hey, what's the deal, TV?

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Something must be wrong with the dish. I'll go up to the roof.

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Ye-e-e-es! I have you now!

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I mean, how nice of you to offer, Eric.

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Oh, no. If anyone's going to be risking his life for TV,

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it's me.

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Argh! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Trevor, wait! I need you inside.

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Er, birdhouse emergency.

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Meh.

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Hmmm.

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I wonder...

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Gah!

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BANG!

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Yay! Free house!

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Any better?

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Crystal clear!

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The only thing crystal clear...

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-Huh?

-..is that YOU are going down!

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BRUTE GROANS

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Pumpkin pie!

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You again.

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We already foiled you today.

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Unless... HE GASPS

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..that bank job wasn't just part of

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some mind-boggling master plan, was it?

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BRUTE GROANS

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-Funny you should ask me that.

-Oh, er, oopsie.

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O-o-oh-a-a-rgh.

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I can't believe it. I did it!

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The plan actually worked. I got Needles!

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So THIS is what success feels like.

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Hee-hee-hee ha-ha-ha-ha.

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And now, Brute, we flee in victory.

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Hm-hm-nya-ha. Hee-hee-hee ha-ha-ha-ha.

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A-A-ARGH! Oof.

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Oh, no!

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This doesn't look good, Eric.

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If I know my disease-y energy goos,

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and I'm pretty sure I do,

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that looks like Chicken XOX. I'm afraid...

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-you're a goner.

-HE GASPS

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Hee-hee-hee. Ha-ha-ha.

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Seriously? Ha-ha-ha!

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Chicken XOX! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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We got shots for that, like, three months ago at school.

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Ha-ha-ha-ha.

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Da-ha-ha! I'm totally immune.

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Would you...

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excuse me for a moment?

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Argh! This can't be happening! No!

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