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-Splatalot!

-Time to follow 12 attackers

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as they mount an assault against the unstable defenders of Castle Splat,

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-all to catch a purple cushion.

-Shiny crown!

-Shiny crown.

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Will the Splatalot defenders see off the assault?

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Or, as happens more than you might think,

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will the attackers overcome them and claim the titular titfer?

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Who will tumble, who will tilt, who will teeter

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-and who will go...

-Splat!

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-Hello, I'm Dick.

-He is. And I'm Dom.

-He is.

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-And you're watching something that we like to call Spppppplatalot.

-Mm.

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We also call it splendiferous.

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-Spppppplat-tastic.

-Spleen-splittingly good.

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-Do you really call it that?

-I do on a Tuesday.

-Fair enough.

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Featuring some of the toughest courses ever!

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So let's take a closer look.

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It's three courses. For starter, the mouth-watering moat.

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For main, the delicious delights of the stockade.

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And for yummy pud, the crown round,

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with coffee and crown to finish. Don't forget to leave a tip.

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And that tip would be...?

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Don't go away, or you'll miss the first round.

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-The first round, you say? Tell me more.

-All right. I will.

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Our attackers will start off by trying to walk on water!

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Or walk on the pungent plank on the water, which is still tricky.

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They'll try and make it up the slippery slope.

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-More slippy than a frozen banana skin.

-Forward onto the rolling mace.

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Spikier than a cactus with a poky stick.

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-All whilst avoiding the splat-zooka.

-More, erm, zookery than...

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Then the impossible incline.

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-More impossible than double maths.

-Yeah! Next, the beastly battle-axes.

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-Beastlier than Dom's onion bhaji bottom burps.

-Now you look here...

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Then the rope bridge with the water cannon.

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-Ropier and wetter than Dick's disastrous face.

-Oi!

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-The debilitating disc takes us over the finish line.

-But that's not all.

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No, the attackers will also face some awesome EastEnders.

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I'm sorry, I'll say that again. Some awful defenders.

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That's "awful" as in nasty, not rubbish.

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Come to think of it, works both ways.

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Love him or hate him, it's Tinkor.

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Loves walks on the beach - it's Crocness.

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-Loves himself...

-My name is Thorne.

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Watch out, attackers.

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For the giant battle-axes!

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Ooh, tough times ahead for our attackers. Let's see how they get on.

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Spppppplats away!

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-I hear you're not feeling well, Croc.

-I'm a bit off today.

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What does Tinkor suggest for medication?

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Two parts Gildar hair, two parts slime.

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-Other cold and flu remedies are available.

-Here's Eli.

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I like cheese!

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Well, ice man Eli should be at home on the cheesy, pungent plank.

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Oh, he should have tried to cross more Caerphilly. Caerphilly!

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-It's a cheese joke.

-The first of the day.

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-I doubt it'll be the last.

-You like cheese?

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-Well, say cheese!

-I was right.

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-Ooh, Audi poke!

-Tinkor! Eeh! Ooh! Ah! Eeh! Oh!

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Dick, check this out. Circle here, circle there,

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and ta-da, Emmenthal button!

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-Oh, I wanted to press that one.

-Hard cheese, buddy.

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I thought I was the cheesy-gag merchant. Stick to being angry.

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-Oi!

-That's better.

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Eli at the rolling mace, and he needs to pick up the pace.

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Ooh, sponge rubber!

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Eli's back up and facing the incline.

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Gently does it. He's finding his footing.

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Oh, and now he finds himself in the hanky filler.

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-Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

-I'm not thinking anything.

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Typical! I'm thinking that could be Splat of the Day.

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On to the battle-axes, and Eli's cutting it fine on the choppers.

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Ooh, what a leap! And what a landing. He hangs on.

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Thorne piles on the pressure, but Eli is over. His confidence is building.

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Is that all I've got?! Of course not!

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Oh, dear, maybe Eli was a tad overconfident.

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Yes, taunting the defenders often leads to the daunting prospect

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of a big, soft, creamy, cheesy splat. THORNE LAUGHS

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And 9:25 might not be good enough

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-for Eli, the cheese-loving ice man.

-Sounds like a CBeebies show.

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If you can't take the heat, stay out of the oven!

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-Oh, this could be good. Here comes hyper attacker Bradley.

-Twogbert!

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Oh, brilliant, off the end of the plank and into the end of the slope.

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Oh, Brad?

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If you can't take the slime, stay out of the castle!

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The question should be can he take the rolling mace?

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-The answer is yes, really quickly.

-Ooh, into the splitties!

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Stop showing off, young Bradley. You've got a castle to invade.

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-Where did he go?

-There he is.

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-Oh, yeah?

-He splats. He splits. He gives Thorne lip.

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This kid is awesome!

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-Woah!

-One of the fastest, funniest runs ever. Brad gets an amazing 2:02.

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-Our next attacker is Holly.

-Peace out!

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Well, that was hardly peaceful, now, was it?

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Here's Holly at the bottom of the slope.

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Still at the bottom. But she's now managing to...

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-Well, no, stay at the bottom.

-Ooh, but this looks more promising.

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-No, no, no, still at the bottom.

-Her feet get in a muddle,

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and down she goes.

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Her head tells her she should go up but her body decides down is best.

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-And into the manooka she goes.

-Let's move on.

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Holly has, she's moved on to the top of the rolling mace.

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-Tink's got her in his sights.

-But Holly's on the move!

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She's doing fantastic. Oh...

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A new way of saying "hanging by a thread

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"and then splatting in the moat."

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Still, Holly's finished in a time of 6:11, which could be OK.

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This is where evil meets medieval!

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Carisa stormed the plank and the slope. You don't want to see THAT.

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You want to see her getting splatted by Tinkor

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as he does a mutant duck impression.

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Gah! Ha!

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Now, here's where Carisa went wrong.

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A crawl on the mace leads to a fall from grace.

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-Who's Grace? That's Carisa.

-I know, and this is Andrew.

-I like cookies!

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Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered,

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Andrew has fought his way here to Castle Splat to tell us that?!

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Each to their own.

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If he likes cookies, does he like falling into freezing moats?

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I hope so, otherwise he'll be very disgruntled.

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-"Disgruntled"? That's not a word.

-Is so. Look in this handy dictionary.

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Oh, yeah, so it is! So how does he get re-gruntled?

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Watch your step!

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Getting over the battle-axes should do it.

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Ooh, pumplewart!

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Oh, dear, that will mean a distinct lack of gruntlement for Andy.

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Crocness, on the other hand, definitely feeling the gruntles.

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But Andy ends up with a time of 5:10.

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Looking pretty safe, especially compared to Carisa's 8:20.

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She's got to be in the danger zone.

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-Here's Sienna.

-Check it!

-Check what?

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-Hey, Sienna!

-What?

-Check it!

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Exeter!

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Double Exeter! Oh, yes, a double Exeter on your bonce, girlfriend.

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-Woah, Sienna's fighting back.

-Is that allowed?

-Perhaps.

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Sienna now at the rope bridge. Crocky tries to distract her.

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-Ooh, whilst Tink finishes her off.

-Nice one, Tink!

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For all that, she's going to finish in a respectable time.

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-We could be talking stockade.

-But for now, we'll stick to English.

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Sienna finishes in a very good 4:11!

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That was a surprise.

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-I didn't think she'd make it.

-Well, she did, Thorne.

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-In fact, they all did.

-And here are the times to prove it.

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Bradley leads with 2:02.

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Eli's the one to beat, with 9:25, but Carisa's feeling the heat, too.

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She set fire to her pants? There's always one.

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No! I mean "feeling the heat", as in a little bit nervous,

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-because this lot will be after her place in the next round.

-Splooshy!

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Let's check out the splatistics so far. Put on your splat hat.

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No, no, no! This time, we'll be using the splatatron.

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No splat hat? We haven't discussed this.

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It doesn't matter about the splat hat.

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-What is it?

-Well, a thing. Let's try it.

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OK. Well, so far, Bradley is the fastest attacker...

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Engage the splatatron!

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..so far.

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In fact, he is two minutes faster than his nearest rival, Sienna,

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who is almost a minute faster...

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Stop it! Just stop it! STOP IT!

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Ooh! A bit overexcited, isn't he? Bless him.

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Let's see if a recap calms him down.

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Attackers went splat on the slope, the rope, the axe, the incline,

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the disc and the slope again, which made Croc happy and Tinkor dance.

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So, after all of that splatting,

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these six contenders have done all they can. But will it be enough?

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-Calmer now?

-Yes.

-Good! Then let's get cracking with the second half.

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-Here's attacker number seven, Julia.

-I like purple dinosaurs!

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-Oh, do you? I don't. That Barney bloke's a hooligan.

-Trout snobbery!

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-Where?

-There.

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There.

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And there. Come on, Julia.

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Julia's moved on from the pungent plank

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to the terrifying rolling mace. Will she make it?

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Oh, smirk urchin!

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Now, Julia has coulrophobia, which is a fear of clowns.

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I suspect she's now got terrifying-rolling-mace-o-phobia.

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Ooh, what's that a fear of?

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Stupid Dick!

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-Julia, I ask you, are you ready?

-I think she is.

-So is Tinkor.

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-Ooh, shot!

-Tinkor mistakes Thorne for an attacker!

-Awkward...

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Back to Julia on the disc.

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Oh, Bobby dangler! And there she is, off it.

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Julia gets up close and personal with the moat again.

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-But did that tug-of-war slow her down?

-Heave ho!

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No, she gets a 5:09. That knocks out Eli and puts her in the top six.

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-Now, who the splat is that?

-Ian!

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I am so uncomfortable at the moment!

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-Well, I think it's about to get uncomfortabler.

-Ian, say cheese!

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Oh, such cruel taunts.

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-TINKOR LAUGHS

-Tinkor!

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That's it, Tinkor, make him feel even more unsettled.

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Do I scare you, Ian?

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Well, you should be.

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Tell him to be scared, Thorne, but it's not going to work on Ian.

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-Oh.

-I think you looked a bit too eager to jump in there.

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-I have to agree with Thorne, which is weird.

-First time for everything.

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But with a time of 5:56, Ian can relax, as he's through.

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-My cookie!

-Does Patrick know he said that out loud?

-And he's off!

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-Straight off...the plank, that is.

-Hang on, is he swimming the moat?

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Is that even legal?

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What kind of splatting obstacle course are we running?

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-We'll check back with Patrick later. Here's Drita.

-Turkey Lurkey!

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Drita likes turkey, orange and Angelina Jolie...

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-..sandwiches.

-She doesn't like the plank.

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DRITA SHRIEKS

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Unless those are chilling screams of excitement.

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-DRITA SHRIEKS

-Everyone, let's do a Drita scream.

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Drita scream. One, two, three...

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THEY ALL SCREAM

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Whilst the defenders play, Drita's away.

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What does she think this is, Splat-a-less?

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If they stop shooting, they'll start talking,

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and none of us want that, now, do we?

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Ooh, bum-bum-b-bum-bum-bum!

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Tink splats Drita whilst her back is turned.

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She doesn't like that. Check out the roar.

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DRITA ROARS It's like a dino roar, yes?

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Whatever it is, it's a final roar for Drita,

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as she has just run out of time.

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So long, screaming Drita.

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Now here's Patrick again. Thank Hank he stopped swimming everywhere,

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otherwise I really think I might have lost it.

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-Dick, would you take the mic for a moment?

-Certainly, dear.

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DOM SCREAMS

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-Oogy poogy pandas!

-A battle cry as terrifying as it is confusing.

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-Ah, you're back, Dom. Hello.

-Hello. What do we have here?

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Taylor, AKA Giggles. And Tinkor, AKA Creepy Giggles.

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Taylor sets off down the mace and...

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-Ooh, festering gimboids!

-Well, I'd go as far as to say

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-"spiky festering gimboids".

-Fair enough.

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-Attack of the purple monkey!

-What a battle cry.

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A big hand for Jamie, our final attacker for this round.

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Hm, his hands don't look that big from here.

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Unless he's huge and we're further away

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and he's competing in a special giant castle.

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No, none of the above. Jamie's on the mace.

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Ooh, near miss from Tink, but Jamie's on his way.

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-And funt nugget!

-The mace takes down another victim.

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Jamie's round the course. He's on the disc.

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-Tink takes a shot.

-Thorne catches it! Impressive.

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Look what you made me do. You distracted me.

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Thorne, back into the groove, knocks Jamie into the moat.

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Nice one, Thorne!

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For somebody who likes monkeys, you'd expect youse to be better

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-at swinging from a rope.

-As you can see, Jamie's cut up about that.

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He and Taylor console themselves with the fact that they're through.

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Dom, close your eyes, it's Patrick!

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-What's he doing?

-Not that much.

-Is he swimming?!

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Er, no, no, no, he's sort of, erm, er, sort of, er, standing.

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-Your legs aren't long enough.

-Why would he need longer legs?

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-To give himself a kick up the bum.

-He's not making progress.

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But at least he's not swimming. He's more lunging.

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Oh, look at that! That's quite impressive, doing that for so long.

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But we do want to get home in time for tea tonight!

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-Oi, you, fall off!

-You can't say that!

-I can! And did!

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Ooh! And he has.

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Your legs aren't long enough.

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-He has a DNF, which means...

-..Does Not Fiddling know the difference

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between a moat challenge and a swimming gala.

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-And Did Not Finish.

-That, too. So, the moat challenge is complete.

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They'll go through to the second round,

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the perfect splat storm that is the stockade!

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Splats. Sploshes. Gooings.

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-"Gooings"?!

-And lots more, only on Splatalot.

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Are you going to give us the splatistics for this round?

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-No!

-Oh, go on.

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-You do it.

-All right, then, I will.

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Brad had the fastest time this round, with a super-speedy 2:02,

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almost three times as fast as Taylor,

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who came in with a time just under six minutes.

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Ugh! Even nearest competitor Sienna was only half as fast

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as breakneck Bradley. Ugh... Over to you, Dom.

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And in case you didn't catch that, here's who's through.

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But only four of them will proceed to the final.

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The other two will stay in the stockade forever and ever!

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-I told you, we do not keep the losers in the stockade.

-Sorry.

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We keep them in the medieval chariot park.

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Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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It starts with a giant spinning hexagon,

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which should have a cooler name.

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The attackers then try to grab rungs in order to complete their ladders.

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Then they grab a flag and race up the battlements.

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Thus securing their place in the Capture the Crown round.

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But spinning hexagons aren't the only scary things they'll have to face.

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Bring on the defenders!

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-Here's our bizarre bird man...

-One flap and you're on your back!

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..Kookaburra,

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followed by the feisty fighter Shaiden.

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And finally, it's the mouthy menace.

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-Ballista!

-Cheeky!

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-Bring it on, attackers!

-We dare you!

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-Kook!

-Yeah, leave her alone, Kook.

-We dare you.

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The attackers wait, steely-eyed, for the klaxon.

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Bradley in the pink helmet, Sienna with a red stripe,

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Julia in the green, Andrew in the blue,

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Taylor in the yellow and Jamie in dark green.

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I foresee green/dark green mistaken-identity hilariosity.

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-The defenders looking focused.

-Scared? You better be.

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KLAXON And they're off.

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Kook unleashes the goo and his hideous laugh.

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Taylor lunges for a pod and plunges to the floor.

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Shaiden is frothing and foaming away.

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Kook goos someone. Is that Andrew?

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-Who wants to taste snot?

-Yes, Ballista did say that. Charming(!)

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Check out this oozy booty slide

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from the panda-loving Taylor. Schmeeky peeky!

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Hey, Ballista! I wanted to ask, I've got a little crush on Shaiden.

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-Oh? Ha-ha!

-Do you know anything that she might like?

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-Ooh, so Kook's trying to impress Shaiden?

-She loves your dancing.

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Uh-oh, I've a terrible feeling about this.

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Meanwhile Sienna's doing quite well. She's got her first rung in place.

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Oi! Back off, Ballista!

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Oh, no! I can't watch this.

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SHE MOUTHS:

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They're mocking him! Naughty, evil villainesses!

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Oh, Kook! That dancing's awesome!

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-Yeah?

-Yeah!

-You like it?

-Awesome.

-Ye-eah!

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OK, back to the attackers. Bradley's up on a pod...and off.

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Oh, yes! A chance to press the disco button!

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-Mm-ah! Mm-ah!

-Is anyone taking this round seriously?

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Go Kook, Go Bradley, 'avin' it!

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You aren't supposed to dance! Attack!

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Exactly, I agree with the angry baddie.

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It's time for these defenders to knuckle down

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and start splatting.

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But the attackers are splatting themselves quite well.

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Big leap by Bradley!

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-And Andrew!

-While Sienna sneaks a rung.

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Taylor goes for the pod and past the pod.

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Here's Bradley with another rung. Sienna too!

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What are they up to?

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Just good, honest splatting. It's all right.

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It's not working!

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Sienna's almost finished her ladder. That's not going to go down well.

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-Here's a make-over!

-Spurge!

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A bucket of Ballista's best goes all over Sienna's bonce.

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But, despite that, she's completed her ladder.

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-Bradley's trying to keep up.

-Sienna's got the first flag.

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And Brad's got his last rung. No, he doesn't like that one!

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They don't all fit. He needs the right choice.

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Hotting up now. Defenders piling on the pressure.

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Sienna is through! She has escaped the stockade

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and is the first in the final.

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-Bradley has a flag.

-Sienna's celebrating.

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Bradley's about to join her.

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-He's also through to the final.

-Yes, he's pretty happy too.

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-Defenders, full attack!

-Should've been from the start.

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Bad defenders! Smacky botty!

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-Kooks, looking for a splat.

-Jamie's a candidate.

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But Ballista butts in and slimes him first. Can he hold on? No!

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Maybe Andy will do better. He's got his rung... Worcester!

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-I've disarmed him!

-He really did.

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Let's see that again. So, here's Andy with a rung in his hand

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and it all goes RUNG for him.

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Nothing RUNG with Kook's accuracy.

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Look, two RUNGs don't make a right, all right?

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Here's Andrew with the third flag.

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Ballista won't slow him down.

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Julia has completed her ladder and Jamie's not far behind.

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-Andrew's our third attacker through.

-Oh, yes. He's flappy and happy.

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We're down to one spot remaining with three attackers left.

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Jamie's finishing his ladder. Taylor's leaping for rungs.

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And Julia's just grabbing flags. More precisely, the last flag.

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She heads for the top.

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And she's there! That's it, we have our four fabulous finalists.

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Which means it's the multi-storey for you, Taylor and Jamie.

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Oh, what a round! So, going through are:

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Brave attackers all. But can they handle the capture the crown round?

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The final challenge is tough, rough and, er...gruff.

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But for the attackers, it's worth all of that,

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to wear the crown of Splatalot.

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-So, any predictions?

-Oh, you betcha.

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Aries with Venus in the seventh house.

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Today, the world will be your oyster. Too bad you're allergic to shellfish.

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-No!

-Yes, it's written in the stars. Libra, beware otters. Scorpio...

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No, no. That's the wrong prediction.

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-Oh!

-I mean, what do you think's going to happen next

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-in Splatalot?

-Oh, as in who will win the crown?

-Yes.

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-And who will get a good splatting?

-Yes, come on.

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-Give me a proper prediction, not this star-sign rubbish.

-Right, well,

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-I think you will get a good splatting.

-Right.

-See?

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I predicted that. As for who will win, it will be one of this lot.

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Our four contenders are:

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-Thanks for those.

-No problem.

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Remember, standing in between them and the crown are this lot.

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Tinkor, Thorne, Crocness.

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Shaiden, Ballista, Kookaburra.

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-The dreadful defenders!

-He means the dreaded defenders.

-Oh no I don't!

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So, here's the course in more detail.

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Slide down the pole, into the mud baths,

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over the slippy slides and onto the titanic teeter-totters.

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Bounce over the barrier of all barriers and leap onto the lily pads,

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before whizzing up the water wall and clapping hands on the crown.

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So, that's Andrew in blue, Julia in green,

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Sienna in purple and Bradley, looking relaxed in pink.

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So, how do the defenders look? Horrible.

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-At least they're not chanting.

-Raid, raid, raid, raid...

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Oh, my mistake. The scary, disorganised muttering has begun.

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HORN BLARES

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So has the final round. Off they go!

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-Sienna and Bradley, a good start...

-Watch the foam!

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-..and a good splatting.

-Bradley takes the slide in his stride.

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He takes an early lead on the totters.

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Whereas Andrew and Julia take an early behind on the slides.

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-Andrew not doing well on those.

-Unless your definition of

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doing well is repeatedly face-splatting them.

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-The attackers hit the teeters.

-And the defenders hit the attackers.

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-Situation - normal.

-Bradley and Sienna under heavy splat-fire.

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But check it out. They may wibble and wobble but they don't fall down.

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And Andrew and Julia make it over the slides. They're all doing so well!

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Bradley strikes out. Oh, but sticks on.

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Andrew tests the teeter on his totter.

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As Tink splats Thorne!

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It's friendly fire!

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-Second time today.

-We're all on the same team.

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Yeah, but Thorne is really annoying. You can see how it happens.

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Andrew's on his way.

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Whoa! Carbuncles! After all that teeter testing and everything.

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-You see, what Andrew did wrong there was he fell off.

-Very wise.

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You know, guys, the crown...it's not in the water.

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They know!

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-They do know, don't they?

-I don't know, dear.

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They are spending an awful lot of time in there, aren't they?

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Maybe they think Kook's bluffing, trying to throw them off.

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Fuzzleshucker! They're throwing themselves off.

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-Ridiculous behaviour.

-Kook takes aim.

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Bradley takes his chances but splats and burns.

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Tink once more doling out the splats to his own team.

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-You got me!

-You need to check yourself, little man!

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He get's Shaiden and a load of verbal form Thorne. Uh-oh!

0:21:250:21:30

Back to the totters.

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Looks like that distraction was just what Bradley was looking for.

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-He's up on to the barrier.

-Looking pretty comfortable.

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Shaiden looks pretty narky.

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He goes for the leap and makes the lily pad.

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Which in turn turns the water wall on, unleashing soggy hell!

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Brad going strong, despite the vaporiser and Kook and Ballista's

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double-handed slidey-splat manoeuvre.

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-A move illegal in four countries.

-Thorne on the splatapult.

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-That's the lethal launcher.

-You are a total pokey-nose.

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We should be watching the action. Andrew's made it to the pads.

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-Splatapult's a much better name.

-Whatever! Brad's charging ahead.

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Are the other attackers going to take this lying down?

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-They might have to.

-Bradley climbs the wall

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and approaches the crown of Splatalot.

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-They think it's all over and they're right.

-All hail King Bradley!

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-He said all hail, not all act grumpy.

-Oh, well, at least Brad's happy.

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What a tremendous final! Well done, King Brad.

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And now we'd like to take a look back at the show.

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-So we can pick our splat of the day.

-Ah, yes and the winner is...

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BOTH: Taylor!

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For her exceptional performance on the rolling mace.

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She came, she ran, she splatted a spike.

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And the sound department went splatting crazy with the cowbell.

0:22:440:22:48

Taylor, we salute you.

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Not even King Bradley himself could pull off a splat like that.

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Let's have a look at how he claimed his crown.

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There was success on the rolling mace.

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Then splits on the incline.

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Me and my pink helmet shall defeat you!

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And taunts on the debilitating disk.

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Then in round two, there was dancing on the hexapods

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advancing to the next round and entrancing splats in the final.

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All in a day's work, eh, Your Highness?

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-Phew! All that's left to say is I'm Dick.

-I'm Dim.

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-And we are all splatted out.

-Goodbye.

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I'm the king of the castle!

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