Episode 21 Splatalot


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-It's that time again.

-Yes, welcome, Splat fans.

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Time to raise the drawbridge and invite 12 brave young warriors

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to battle it out with those diabolical defenders

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as they compete to capture the much treasured and highly coveted crown.

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Will the defenders prevent the attackers from taking the castle

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or will the young contenders overthrow them, seize the crown

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-and reign victorious?

-Ahh!

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Splash.

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Who will topple, who will tilt, who will teeter,

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and above all, who will go splat?!

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-Hello, I'm Dick.

-And I'm Dom.

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And you're watching the medieval tournament with a modern-day twist.

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Oi! Not so much of a twist, more of a snap, followed by a thwack,

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then an ooh, rounded off with a big fat splat attack.

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Easy, tiger, calm, calm, calm.

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Pace yourself, cos this show is more of a marathon than a sprint.

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Yes, as all the attackers will start the day dreaming of victory.

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Half of them will have a serious wake-up call in round one,

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two more will have nightmares in round two, and then four

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will keep the dream alive in the final

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until one remains to hold the crown aloft.

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No, Skabb.

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No cheating, Thorne. It's my crown.

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WHISTLE

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What, Crocness and beast?

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BANG

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PING

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Ah! No, Gildar, it's a wimple!

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-I was just capturing the crown.

-Yeah, in your dreams.

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Right, let's take a look around the Splatalot moat.

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It begins with the baffling barrels.

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Then it's up the slippery slope and across a terrifying rolling mace.

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Then the impossible incline leads to the beastly battle-axes.

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And the water cannon which keeps guard

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over the road bridge of disaster.

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Then the pole vault takes our attackers over the finish line.

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They're against the clock.

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They're also against this lot, the dastardly defenders.

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And fending off attack in the moat challenge will be

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the following three muck buckets.

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The cream of the croc, Crocness.

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The Viking who thinks he's striking, Gildar.

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And our eastender defender, Thorne.

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Welcome to the Gildar Show.

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-It's Splatalot.

-Never heard of it.

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Do you think Gildar's mouth and brain are connected?

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There he is on the water cannon. Thorne has the splatzooka

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and Croc starts with the water drop.

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Underneath the water drop is our first attacker, Estelle.

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My last name is Zentil!

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Nothing like a cold shower to get you started.

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You looked thirsty, need a drink?

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I don't think Crocness is as generous as she's making out.

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Next is the slope and of course the splatzooka.

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-Where are you, Estelle?

-There she is.

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Yes, Estelle, there really isn't anywhere to hide on this course.

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-Come on, let's hear it.

-I'm not scared!

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That's the spirit.

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-And that's the moat, goose-wangle.

-Brave words from Estelle,

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but the mace simply wasn't listening.

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-Ahh!

-I think it might have heard that scream, though.

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Brutally.

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Ahh! Ahh!

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Well, Estelle misses the dry land position here and ends up all at sea.

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But she's made a recovery.

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Alperton! Down she goes again.

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Thorne is really on fire today, but to be fair to Estelle,

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she really does fall gracefully.

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Uh-oh, she's at the bridge,

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it's time for Gildar and his water cannon.

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-That's it, hose her down, Gildar.

-I'm working on it!

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Well, he won't like that, but I'd say Estelle won that battle.

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I wonder how our young attacker feels about that.

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You're not as amazing as me, Estelle.

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What a put-down...quite literally.

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-She won't mind cos she's finished.

-But 7.19 is nothing to scream about.

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-Try telling her that!

-Clare.

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I don't know what I got myself into.

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Honesty's not always the best policy, Clare. Oh sputum!

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She almost got herself into barrel number two.

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You didn't know what you got yourself into.

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It must be such a comfort having to listen to the defenders.

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-Hi, there.

-Now Thorne's getting all lippy. Give the poor girl a break.

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-Are you scared?

-Yes!

-More honesty from Clare.

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She's about to receive an honest to goodness splat in the moat.

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Bogwallop, reverse, roll, reverse, bogwallop.

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Can she cope with the incline?

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Yes, she can. Not many manage that.

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And it's a confident start on the axes.

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Onto the second. But no piggler.

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She did all the hard work then one slip and it's all undone.

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No matter, Clare has finished in an impressive time of 4.18.

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-Here's Josh.

-Hi, Mom!

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The other mums will be saying, "Why didn't you say hello to me?!"

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-Are you worthy of the crown, Josh?

-Yes.

-You have to get past us.

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Don't forget there's the mace too, Thorne. It's not all about you.

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Well, so far, so... Oh, no, filthy mangle!

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He's back up and ready for the incline. Mucky mugget!

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Well, when I say ready, I do, of course, mean totally unprepared.

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Which is odd, because Josh is actually a Scout and they're

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-prepared for anything.

-Josh, you should consider yourself lucky.

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It's not everyday you get to face the mighty Gildar.

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-What would you do if you had to face him every day?

-Something like that.

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I'd rather face the moat than Gildar.

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And Josh's mum will be proud as that time should be good enough.

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-Did your mother teach you to dance like that?

-Oh...

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-Awkward, let's move on.

-Yeah!

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Here's our next attacker, Laurie.

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I'm an aeroplane!

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That's as maybe, Laurie.

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But now you're an aquaplane.

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Mm, I don't think that gag will take off(!)

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-You're not getting past me.

-Durham! And into the lung creamer.

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Thorne, once again, showing off his accuracy.

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And Laurie makes a crash landing into the moat.

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Fly like an aeroplane? I don't see anybody flying here today.

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-Yes, well, Crocness...

-Ooh!

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I see a lot of slipping and splatting, though.

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Oh, come on, Croc, give the girl some credit. That was amazing.

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-A splat of the day contender.

-But our little aeroplane

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makes a safe landing with 5.20. She might need to refuel for round two.

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Does this wetsuit make my bum look big?

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Here's Alex, about to take on the mace.

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Thorne fires but Alex sprints across,

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haven't seen that too often today.

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He continues down the incline and... Oh! Toad toucher.

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Yes, we've got a rollover.

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How does that work? Two crowns next week?

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-Alex now at the rope bridge.

-What's Gildar got?

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Come on, Gildar!

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I'm working on it! I'm a professional Viking.

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I don't think you've quite convinced me, yet.

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Thorne and Gildar bantering and bickering. Alex just splatting.

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I know what I'm doing, I'm a professional Viking.

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And Alex looks like a professional attacker with a great time of 2.10.

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-Can anyone beat that?

-Olivia'll try.

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Switzerland and mix-octopus!

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-Hang on, can I have a moment to work out what she said?

-Of course!

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No time to think in Splatalot.

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Oh, apparently, no, you can't, Thorne won't let you.

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The mace isn't giving her time to think either. Down she goes.

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In slow motion you can see that it was a mace-Thorne combo

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-which often leads to a single splat.

-Alex down the incline and...oh no!

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-She's OK!

-That saves her another splat in the moat

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but more importantly, it saves her precious seconds.

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-Remember, it's against the clock.

-She's cleared the axes too!

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-Gildar looks like he means business, so does Olivia.

-Not so fast, Olivia!

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Oh, spongy oboes!

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You might want to wipe your goggles, you're missing an unbelievable view.

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You've got to be kidding me?

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No, Thorne, sadly he's not.

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Back to Olivia and she has the third fastest time so far with 5.13.

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We're halfway through the moat challenge,

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let's check out the leaderboard.

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Alex is in the lead with 2.10,

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Estelle is in the danger zone.

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Technically, they're all in

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the danger zone. Only the six fastest make it to the next round.

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With six more attackers to come, no-one's safe.

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There's everything to play for.

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And everything to splat for.

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Ladies and gentlemen, for your half-time entertainment,

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Mr Dominic Wood will now re-enact

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moments from the first half of the Gildar Show.

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Welcome to the Gildar Show.

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Consider yourself lucky.

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It's not every day you get to face the mighty Gildar.

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Did your mother teach you to dance like that?

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Oh, I know what I'm doing, I'm a professional Viking.

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You may want to wipe your goggles, you're missing an unbelievable view.

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Thanks.

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And that was the first half of the Gildar Show.

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Also appearing in the Gildar Show are this lot.

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Yes, Alex currently leads with 2.10,

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and Estelle is in that tricky sixth position with 7.19.

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So, how do you think that the next six are going to cope out there?

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The course is pretty unforgiving.

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I'm not talking about the course.

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How will they cope with the self-proclaimed star of the show?

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Look at him! He's on the water cannon,

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Thorne's on the splatzooka, Croc's on the water drop.

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Orange pandas rock!

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How about orange barrels, Nicole? Winky worm!

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Aw, look, she's brought a panda with her.

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Doesn't seem to be helping!

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-Yes, Nicole, but why?

-You ready?

-No!

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She's really not ready.

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Looks like the castle is doing a good job at defending itself.

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OK, Nicole, how about orange maces, do they rock?

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No, they don't, Dick, they just roll.

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It's the orange pandas that rock.

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Onto the battle-axes.

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It's a good start, one step to go. Oh, prune macalune.

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Every time that panda turns up, she comes a-cropper.

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But... Oh, yes, you're right.

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Nicole and her furry friend have run out of time.

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Here's Adrian. Cheesy pick-up lines, eh? Hung-bubbler.

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It looks like he was trying to pick up a barrel.

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-He even gave it a peck on the cheek.

-On to the mace,

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love at first sight? No, he didn't fall for her.

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-Ahh!

-What kind of scream is that?

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Well, let's here it again and find out.

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Ooh! Quite scary in slow-mo.

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On the incline now and he makes it!

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Oh, yeah? We'll see about that.

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Well, no love lost between Adrian and Crocness. Nozzlechomper!

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Croc distracted him,

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he lost concentration, the moat said, "Thanks."

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One more time.

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What's Thorne up to? Bristol, Bristol, Bristol!

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-Bristol!

-Oh, that's what Thorne was up to.

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It hasn't put him off and with that time,

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there'll be a second date with him later.

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I'm going to fly through this course!

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OK, Robyn, let's see if that's true. Bulging wiki-woo!

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-You'll swim through the course!

-Harsh, but possibly fair.

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Apparently, Robyn can bite her own toenails, thought you should know.

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Hi, there.

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Redditch! A nice splat on the back there from Thorne.

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-Can she really bite her own toenails?

-Why would she bite anyone else's?

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Robyn's almost nailed the mace.

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-This'll be quite a feat if she hangs on.

-No, this is quite a FEET.

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Nail-biting stuff but she's booted into the funk dunker.

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-Very close.

-Nice try.

-Don't think you've saved yourself yet.

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Oh, he's Thorne, ba-bum-bum.

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Thorne's reached a new low but it spurred her on, she's...in the moat.

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She did all the hard work and then got splatted.

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But she's over the finish line in 5.07. Here's Julia.

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Hello, mate!

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What a friendly battle cry from Julia.

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Fat kidneys! Hello, barrels.

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Not sure they're the kind of mates Julia should be hanging out with.

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-Hello, slope.

-Is the water cold, Julia?

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I'm going to make sure that you spend as much time in there.

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Well, Julia's battle cry seems to be a distant memory.

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Do you like that?

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OK, mace time. No! Snot rocket time.

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-Down she goes.

-Thorne can't miss today, he knocks Julia off the mace.

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And he knocks her out as that time is too slow.

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I like to jokity joke, joke, joke.

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-She likes to whatity what, what, what?

-Whatever it was,

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she also likes to splatity splat, splat, splat.

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Nice!

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Up the slope now.

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Janessa?

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Ah, there you are.

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Tucker-munge! Thorne sends her into the moat.

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Splash.

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Nearly, Croc, we prefer the term tucker-munge!

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Janessa at the maceity mace, mace, mace.

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And there she is in the moatity moat, moat, moat.

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OK, OK, enoughity, nuff, nuff, nuff.

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How will she cope on the axes?

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-Careful there.

-She's done well.

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-It's your turn now, Gildar.

-Gildar attempts to slow Janessa down.

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-she can't afford to do that.

-Oh, swaffles!

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-But she's down, and sadly out.

-Gildar gets it done.

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That's why Gildar is the leader of the defenders.

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Yeah, right!

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Oh, maybe!

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Here's Dustin.

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He needs to beat Laurie's time of 5.20 in order to qualify.

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Too late to be scared now.

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Surely now is precisely the right time to be scared.

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He doesn't look that scared to me. He's at the mace.

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And he's going to make it!

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Thorne, Croc, a little bit of focus, please!

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-Splat.

-You just do your own job right, pretty boy.

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Oh, and the defenders are at it again.

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Gildar needs to concentrate on Dustin, not Thorne.

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Ooh!

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-Watch where you shoot that thing!

-I'm sorry, will I mess up your hair?

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-Will they every learn?

-Kaplache. The pole's too much for Dustin.

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But look, Thorne's almost too much for Gildar.

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So Dustin finishes in 4.05 and he's through.

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Next time, you're mine.

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Making it through to the stockade...

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So, six go through and six say goodbye.

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It's a bit of a shame, isn't it? You become so attached, don't you.

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I mean, brave little Orlando, and who could forget Beyonce Trixiebell.

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No, neither of those attackers made it through to the stockade

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because they were never in the tournament to begin with.

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The six who made it might wish they hadn't - it's about to get splatty!

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OK, this week Dom is doing the splat stats,

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but as you can't even remember the attackers' names, is there any point?

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How dare you?! Go on, test me.

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-OK then, fastest attacker.

-Alex - 2.10.

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-Favourite battle cry?

-Switzerland maxi-octopus, which was Olivia's.

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-Best defender.

-Tinkor.

-I knew you weren't concentrating.

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Tinkor hasn't been out yet.

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Precisely. That's how pathetic Thorne, Crocness and Gildar were.

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-All they do is argue.

-Fair enough, OK, then.

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-Who will get the crown?

-Alex is twice as fast as his nearest rival.

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This is true, as the leaderboard will confirm.

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Yes, second place, Dustin, is almost two minutes behind Alex,

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but they start from scratch in the stockade.

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Yes, it's still anybody's game.

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And anybody's crown.

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Yes, the attackers start attached to the giant spinning hexagon.

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When the klaxon sounds, they detach themselves and head towards

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-the ladder rungs.

-These build the ladders they'll need to escape.

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But the defenders will be pelting them with goo, slime and foam.

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They can then grab one of only four flags

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before escaping to victory.

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And with only four flags, two attackers won't go any further.

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It's not just the lack of flags getting in their way,

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bring on the new defenders!

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Skabb, he's barbaric but that's how he likes it.

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Shaiden just splats and that's how she likes it.

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Tinkor never visits and that's how we like it.

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Beware of the ninja.

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And the barbarian.

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And the...the...the...Tinkor!

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Even Tinkor doesn't know what he is.

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Anyway, here are the attackers, Clare's in green.

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Alex is in orange.

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Dustin's wearing blue.

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Skabb with bad hair, Shaiden primed with slime, Tinkor needs a bath.

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Adrian in dark blue, Robyn in deep purple,

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and Olivia in light purple with foam trimmings.

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And they're off!

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-And here we go.

-Abergavenny!

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-Skabb back-splats Olivia.

-Slippy, is it, attackers?

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Not just slippy, that annihilating arm has got it in for Alex.

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It gets Olivia second time round.

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She's being splatted from all angles at the moment.

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Alex slides down the wheel with his second rung!

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Splatty, Adrian slips off the arm and knocks Robyn off the wheel.

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The wheel of misfortune for Robyn.

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-Clare gets her first rung on the ladder.

-Here's Shaiden.

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-Oh.

-Nice throw, little girl.

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Shaiden won't like that!

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But she misses again!

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-Ahh!

-And so has Skabb, this missing is catching!

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-Nice arm avoidance by Dustin.

-Nasty arm avoidance by Adrian.

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-Down he goes.

-It's all getting a bit splotty.

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-Shaiden now getting a bit slimy. Who's she got?

-It's Alex, in orange.

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She needs to slow him down as his ladder is almost built!

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Skabb rules, remember the face.

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Don't know if Alex got all that, Skabb. Bit busy with the arm.

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Skabb is like candy, sometimes I'm sweet, sometimes I'm sour.

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-Have you been feeding him sugar?

-No, I won't make that mistake twice.

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-Hey!

-Shaiden is sliming anything that moves,

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although Robyn isn't really moving at all.

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And now she's spotted someone else, it's Clare.

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Splat! Skabb goos Adrian.

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Robyn now takes a trip into the foam.

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Tinkor is claiming that splat.

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-Alex is the first to finish his ladder.

-Well done, Alex.

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-This isn't a day at the zoo, hurry up.

-She's right,

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they need to stop monkeying about and get a move on.

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He's got the flag, attack him! Attackers, attack the attackers.

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-Skabb, would you stop shouting?

-I don't shout!

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The defenders are getting distracted allowing Alex an easy exit.

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-He's the first one through to the final.

-Things are speeding up

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as Dustin claims his second flag.

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And Olivia finishes her ladder! So does Adrian.

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-No, he doesn't!

-That one don't fit, attacker.

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Dustin makes it to the final.

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Clare's ladder is almost complete, this is exciting.

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Two flags and four attackers left.

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-Olivia has the third flag, what will happen next?

-Tinkor's crying.

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He often gets emotional with one flag left, it's too much for him.

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And Olivia has made it! She's also through to the final.

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Clare now with her last rung, but she's got company.

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-Nice to see you.

-Nice to see you, to see you slime!

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That'll never work as a catchphrase.

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Clare's at the top of the wheel

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-and she has the last flag.

-And down she goes, over to her ladder.

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One last parting splat for Adrian, and Clare is at the top

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and she becomes today's fourth finalist.

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Sorry, Robyn, you're out.

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And she finally gets the message through to Adrian too.

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They've got the message, they're through to the final!

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After stockade, they're all a bit slimy.

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So here they are, all clean and smiley.

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They're also one step closer to that crown.

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True, but that's like being one step closer to a doughnut on the moon,

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-it's a long way off.

-Now I'm one step further away from a doughnut.

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Honestly, you know what I mean, the attackers may be one step closer,

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but the final course is the most challenging and splattiest of all!

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So, I think you've got some more splat stats before that final.

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Yes, Dustin has been consistent, he's come second in both rounds.

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There's something you're forgetting about a little prediction I made?

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Oh, right, yes, you predicted Alex would win the stockade.

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Yes. He's now won the moat challenge AND the stockade,

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-but do you think he'll win the final?

-A pie in the face says he does.

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You're on. Right, let's meet the finalists who'll be stopping Alex.

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No, the finalists who'll be losing to Alex.

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So, here, our red-hot favourite Alex.

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And the equally great Clare, Dustin and Olivia.

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-Just stop when you've had enough.

-You can let go any time you like.

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-Let's.

-Meet.

-The.

-Defenders.

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-Here they are, Thorne.

-Crocness.

-Gildar.

-Tinkor.

-Shaiden.

-And Skabb.

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Enough, let's call it a draw, shall we?

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-We should get back to the final.

-Here's the course in all its majesty.

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We start with a drop into the funky foam.

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-Then up the teeter totters.

-Over the barrier of all barriers.

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Onto the leaping lily pads.

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The defenders can really up the splat count here.

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Then it's up the water wall where the treasured crown of Splatalot awaits.

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The defenders don't want anyone to get that far. But what's this?

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-No battle cry?

-They're giving the attackers the silent treatment.

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Alex is in orange, Dustin in blue, Clare in green, Olivia in purple.

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They're off!

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Straight into he funky foam.

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Skabb's waiting for them. Splat! Yes, what a welcome for Clare and Olivia.

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They head for the teeters.

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Shaiden turns on the water cannon and has Dustin in her sights.

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Will he teeter? Will he totter? Oh, yes.

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Dustin claims the first of today's teeter totter splat triple whammies.

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Oh! Clare claims the second.

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How many teeter totter splat triple whammies have we got left?

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-17 last time I looked.

-Thumbs up, thumbs down.

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Skabb really doesn't like thumbs, does he?

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Attackers, I don't mean to be rude but I'm getting bored over here.

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-So sorry, Gildar(!)

-Thorne doesn't look bored,

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he splats Olivia at close range.

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-I'm having the slime of my life here.

-Did you tell him that one?

-No.

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Olivia decides she'd rather be in the moat than have to listen to Thorne.

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Now aiming for Dustin, he misses. Oh, but Dustin gets splatted anyway!

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He's getting lots of attention from Skabb.

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If you try going quickly it might help. Go quick, go, go, go!

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Oh, hippy-sack! That coaching from Skabb really hasn't helped.

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You're right, they're all teetering, except Clare, will she? Will she?

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Will she?! Yes, she will.

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That's a triple teeter totter splat triple whammy.

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-How many have we got left now?

-I've lost count

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Dustin, now the first to make it to the barrier.

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Skabb is still on his case but he's hanging in there.

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-Alex and Olivia still teetering.

-Thorne tries another long-range splat

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but Dustin makes it onto a lily pad.

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Ahh!

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Skabb not happy about something.

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Oh, look, Dom, here's your guy Alex in second place.

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Ha! Now it's neck and neck.

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Uh-oh, Gildar's vaporiser isn't working.

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-If he could fume, he's be fuming!

-Tinkor! The guns aren't working!

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There's not working! Why aren't they working?! I'm blowing air at them!

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Gildar's in a right flap.

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-They're not working! Oh, OK, thank you.

-And relax...

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Back to the final, Dustin and Alex are getting slimed from all angles.

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-The water cannon gets Alex.

-Which might help Dustin.

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Olivia still teetering.

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Dustin now makes a leap, it's still neck and neck with Alex.

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Thorne, concentrating on Olivia.

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Ready? One, two, three!

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-The defenders slime and Dustin leaps.

-Thorne really has it in for Olivia.

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He's stared her into the moat!

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-Alex is down, Dustin is definitely ahead, Dom.

-He hasn't won yet.

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Wow, see, Alex is now level again.

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But Dustin leaps as Shaiden shoots, this is too close to call.

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-Olivia and Clare, bringing up the rear.

-Ahh!

-Couldn't agree more.

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-It's getting tense.

-Alex leaps but Dustin is already at the base.

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The question is, can anyone stop Dustin?

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-It's too late for Olivia and Clare.

-It could be too late for Alex too.

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And Dustin's almost there! Come on defenders, stop him!

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There's a pie in the face riding on this.

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It's too late, Dustin's at the top, he's made it,

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he's the new king of Splatalot, all hail King Dustin!

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-Alex, what happened?

-Olivia and Clare can relax.

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-Happy dance.

-Oh, yes, they hate seeing the happy dance,

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-which makes King Dustin even happier.

-What a fantastic final!

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And as I predicted all along, Dustin is our new king.

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Oh, no, you don't. You know perfectly well you chose Alex.

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-Did I?

-Yes, I think you'll find this pie has your name on it.

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OK, it's just going to have to wait. There's so much more to see.

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Look, it's time for...

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Well, this splat just shows how the defenders can get to you.

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Thorne wouldn't leave Olivia alone on the teeters,

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all he had to do was stare at her and down she went.

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-Ah! Now can I pie you?

-No! I mean,

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how can I describe Dustin's journey to the crown with a foamy mouth?

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You're right...I'll have to do it.

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Well, our future king was certainly consistent.

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He was second fastest in the moat challenge and also in the stockade.

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But he went one better in the final, beating the favourite, Alex,

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-to claim that all important Splatalot crown.

-I'm the king of the castle!

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-Well done, Dustin.

-Yeah...well done, Dustin.

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