Episode 19 Splatalot

Welcome to Splatalot!

The magical, mythical, extremely messy kingdom where ten brave

young warriors go head to head with those despicably devious defenders,

as they compete to capture the much-treasured Splatalot crown!

Faetal's on the way!

Can the defenders keep the castle safe from the attackers,

or will our young warriors overcome every hurdle,

and find a true champion to rule the kingdom?

So who will tumble? Who will tilt? Who will teeter?

And who will go...? BOTH: Splat!

Hello! I'm Teardrop Bumble-Hive-Overlord.

And I'm Fondue Praline Fountain-Pen Rothschild.

Now, in your world, you might know us as Dick and Dom.

But in the splendidly silly kingdom of Splatalot,

we can call ourselves anything we like, can't we, dear?

Could you call me by my Splatalot name, please?

Teardrop.

No, my full Splatalot name.

Teardrop Bumble-Hive-Overlord!

Now, the reason we're all here is to find a new ruler for this kingdom.

So we've set three challenges.

In the Moat Challenge, all ten attackers compete, but only

the six fastest will progress to our second round, Ditch The Dungeon.

Four will survive that and battle it out in the final

until one attacker emerges victorious.

And that victorious "emerger" will become

the new ruler of Splatalot, not something to be sniffed at.

Here's the Moat Challenge in more detail.

'We start with the baffling barrels and piercing pellets.

'Then it's up the slippery slope, but beware the vile volley.'

'The rolling mace is next, followed by the impossible incline,

'and the beastly battle-axes.'

'The bridge of disaster, guarded by the aqualizer,

'takes you to the debilitating disc, which is

'the final obstacle before the finish line.'

Talking of obstacles,

let's introduce the little darlings who'll defend the moat today.

'Skabb, the barbarian, whose interests include Tai Chi

'and toe cheese(!)'

-'Thorne...'

-My name is Thorne, and I'm here to splat you.

And Vane, who's gone for the sports-casual modern-day

archer look.

Oi, where's Vane?

I think we'll get more done without him.

Great(!) The defenders are one man down before we've started!

But the show must go on. Skabb on the vile volley,

and Thorne on the slimy slicer will just have to cope on their own.

Here's our first attacker, Bailey.

Gingers have souls!

Apparently she likes creepy crawlies.

She'll love the defenders, then(!)

You have to get past me and Thorne, and...

Oh, Vane's still not turned up!

Did he forget to set his alarm?

Thorne, where's Vane?

-Bailey's on the slope.

-Heads up!

Skabb splats Bailey, but she hangs on.

Now, can she capitalise on the lack of defenders?

The short answer is no. The long answer is no, she can't.

You know what, Thorne? I'm going to, yeah? Then...

-You're going to switch up?

-I'll do it, I'll do it.

Not exactly the most co-ordinated plan!

Howling-bishop! Not too well co-ordinated by Bailey either!

I think the incline deserves most of the credit.

-And as if by magic...

-See that, Thorne? I'm like lightning.

Yes, but before Skabb can strike,

Bailey needs to weather this slime storm from Thorne!

And it's too much for her!

She loses her footing, rebounds off the axe,

-and takes a plunge into the moat.

-Have you seen Vane yet?

-I haven't.

Don't look for him in there, Bailey!

It looks like it's just you and me.

I doubt that will make Bailey's life much easier.

-Fall, Bailey!

-And she does.

She also finishes,

although 10:56 might not be a very competitive time.

Here's attacker number two, Jade.

Why am I here right now?!

Well, let's show you.

That's why, Jade.

-You have ugly hair!

-Careful, Jade!

The thing is, if you're a barbarian,

then having ugly hair might be a compliment.

Oh, and Jade can't manage the mace!

Do you think she's worked out why she's here yet?

Jade down the incline. Oh, ripsnorter!

That splat certainly put a spring in her step!

Oh, here's Mr Sleepyhead. He's in so much trouble right now.

Oh, look who decided to show up!

Jade strolls casually over the bridge. Vane needs to wake up fast!

Vane!

-Time is it?

-Wow, hey, where'd you come from?

-Finally Vane realises what's going on.

-Lemon-sucker!

At least that humongous splat from Jade saved Vane's embarrassment.

She finishes with 7:12. Causing her to dance in a silly way.

For the fellas!

I'm sure the fellas will be very happy about that(!)

-Heads up, Cameron!

-Splat fact - Cameron can unicycle.

I wouldn't advise that right at this very moment.

He's over the moat and down the incline. Good so far.

-Argh!

-Skabb senses this could be a fast round.

Well, he's already over the axes!

The bridge poses no problems for him, either!

What's the deal? Slow down, it's not a race.

-No, Vane, that's precisely what it is.

-Wet-suitcase!

See what happens when you rush it, bro?

This is what happens - a fantastic time of 2:22.

Let's throw in some goo.

You can call me "William Splatner"!

-OK, "William," let's see if splats ARE the final frontier.

-What?!

William Shatner, the original Captain Kirk in Star Trek.

Our mission - to boldly splat where no attacker has gone before.

Oh, I really hate Star Trek.

All right, how about "Splat Trek"?

Don't be illogical. That is not William Splatner,

it's a girl called Emma.

Beam me up, Skabby!

Emma had fun with her battle cry but less fun round the moat,

and does not finish.

-I don't want to be here!

-Hey, no-one's forcing you, Griffen!

If you don't want to be here now,

wait till you encounter us defenders.

I think Griffen's kidding around, but, oh, nose-goblin!

I don't think the barrels were kidding around!

Looks like he "don't want to be" on the mace much, either.

But the incline's going to catch him out - "Crab C Nesbitt"!

Well, he was way too pacey, across the, err, macey.

And now he's got egg on his facey?

Shut up.

Thorne tries to slow Griffen down, but he's too quick for him.

Vane's going to be in trouble, then!

The drowsy defender really needs to focus now.

And he's loosened Griffen's grip!

But that time of 2:34 is still very fast.

So halfway through, what does Vane have to say for himself?

Well, I guess I better go get my uniform.

Maybe a sandwich, too.

That did NOT sound like a full apology to me.

Maybe he can't say sorry on an empty stomach.

Back to the attackers, and so far we've had a bit

of everything as the leaderboard can now reveal.

Cameron and Griffen finished in well under three minutes,

Jade and Bailey could be struggling with their times,

Emma, sadly, could not complete the course.

The six fastest go through, so with only five attackers remaining,

our current leader, Cameron, is already safe.

But the other five places are anybody's for the taking!

Yes, splat fans, it really doesn't get any more exciting than this!

Right now we really need to talk about Vane.

Let's do more than that.

The Dick and Dom Amateur Dramatic Theatre Company proudly

presents, Mr Vane...

Once upon a time there was a dude called Mr Vane.

Dude, dude!

Mr Vane had a best friend called Mr Mayonnaise.

Mr Mayo, dude!

One afternoon, Mr Mayonnaise introduced Mr Vane

to his other friends, Mr Cheese and Mr Toast.

Cheese on toast, bro!

But later that same day, the naughty Mr Vane ate all of his new

friends, had a disturbing dream, overslept and was late for work.

Oh, Dude!

The end. Right, now that's all cleared up,

-here's a reminder of the leaderboard.

-Dude!

Cameron has already qualified with 2:22,

Griffen looks safe with 2:34, Jade

and Bailey might struggle with their times, and Emma did not finish.

Dude, dude!

Ah, thanks, mate.

Let's see if the real Vane's better prepared for the second half.

There's Skabb on the vile volley, Thorne on the slimy slicer,

and, wait for it, yes, there's Vane in his proper uniform.

It's my Bar Mitzvah!

Attacker number six, Elijah, gets the second half underway with

a gentle slip, slide and shimmy off the barrels.

It's your Bar Mitzvah, yes?

You are now a man, so run like a man!

Loin-trooper!

Fish-toot!

Nicely done, Skabb!

I think it's fair to say Skabb is fired up for the second half.

But Elijah is bouncing back. He's over the mace, and the incline!

Not so steady on the axes, though. Battered-sausage!

He slips on some slime, and try as he might, he just can't hang on.

Might make a man out of you after all!

He's on the bridge now... but not for long.

At the disc. Over-handy!

Well, despite that splatty round,

Elijah might just scrape through with 5:50.

Mazel tov, you're now a man!

I'm already tired!

-Amanda's about to get a wake-up call!

-Dish-fud!

Cannonball!

Oh, Skabb's way off target!

But Amanda finds the moat with incredible accuracy.

-Move, Amanda!

-He misses again!

It's not a joke, just squirt some smoke! Here, have this!

Thorne, the slime slicer of rhyme,

tries to put Amanda off with poetry, and it's worked!

I think the battle-axes may have contributed, too.

And Amanda completes the course in 9:15.

That puts her in fifth place,

so she's still in with a chance of qualifying. Here's Chami.

This is the most embarrassing day of my life!

Now, is Chami just kidding with us?

No. After one look at the barrels Chami calls it quits.

So that's our second DNF today.

Actually, it was more of a DNS - Did Not Start.

I'm solid!

Yes, but you'll be liquid in a minute, Ryan!

Told you!

Let's see how solid you are!

Skabb taunts karate black belt Ryan, and puts him off his stride.

Skillet! But he's fine down the incline.

If you're solid, how about a little bit of gas?

Ryan ignores Thorne, but he can't ignore the battle-axes!

The axes give Ryan the ultimate karate chop.

It's also a less than solid performance on the bridge.

Solid splat, bro(!)

Just the debilitating disc to go. Nuff-hanky!

Well, after that karate move,

I'm surprised the finish platform has survived!

-Ryan has survived with 4:22.

-The slime missed him!

You're not supposed to dodge it, kid, it's Splatalot!

That's better!

I'm in the middle of nowhere!

You're about to be in the middle of the moat, Joshua.

See, right again!

There you are!

Skabb launches a paint ball, then a slime ball.

It's an all out splat attack from the barbarian!

Oh, Joshua leaps, and just about hangs on.

It was a near-perfect hurdle but his lead leg slipped.

-He slides down the incline.

-Hippie-finger!

Well he tried the feet first approach,

and he ended up feet-first into the bilge.

Joshua tries the "hanging on" approach this time.

-Thorne tries to loosen his grip.

-Oh, rankee-doodle!

They're throwing everything at Josh

and all this time in the moat is slowing him down.

He needs to beat Amanda's time of 9:15.

Again, it's an unusual approach on the disc.

But the usual splatty result.

He won't mind, though, because 8:39 is good enough.

And that calls for some celebratory slime.

What's this? He wants to share the celebration with Vane!

Dude, you almost got that in my hair!

So through to Round Two are

Cameron, Griffen, Ryan, Elijah, Jade and Joshua.

They were the fastest round the moat,

so do we reward them with a nice hot drink and a biccie?

No, we stick them in a dungeon!

Yes, all six will enter,

but only four will survive this seriously splatty challenge.

-So, Teardrop...

-Yes, Fondue?

..Do you think it would be fun to reveal

the full Splatalot names of all the defenders?

Wouldn't that make them look silly, and ultimately lead to us

-losing all respect for them?

-Yeah.

-All right, then.

Good. You go first. Vane?

Splatalot name - Vainglorious Staple Gun Brunch Tickler.

Thorne?

Splatalot name - Ringbinder Melchet Thornedyke Bubblejet the Fifth.

I can see why he shortened it to Thorne!

Skabb?

Splatalot name - Skabb.

-Skabb? Bit disappointing!

-Only joking.

It's Lacewing Skabbernackle Dot Matrix Treacle Drizzler.

That's more like it. What about the others?

Let's leave the rest till later. Special treat.

Back to the attackers. Here's the ones who've made it to Round Two.

'We have Ryan, Joshua, Elijah, Jade, Cameron...'

'And Griffen.

'Once they've escaped the stock markets,

'they must cross the splatwalk and climb the loathsome ladder.

'The first four to make it to the top of the dungeon,

'claim a flag and earn a place in the final.'

But in their way will be three slime-fuelled defenders.

-Three defenders, you say?

-I do.

OK, so out of Kookaburra, Faetal and Madeva,

whose Splatalot name is Vuvuzela Gold Leaf Pugil Stick Eye Winker?

I'd say that was Kookaburra?

No, he's Blue Jay Camembert Synth-Drum.

Of course!

That leaves Faetal.

Faetal. If at first you don't succeed, just maybe give up.

Or Madeva.

OK, Vuvuzela Gold Leaf Pugil Stick Eye Winker.

-It could be either of them!

-Here's a clue.

Ah, clever.

So down in the stock market,

we have Griffen, Ryan, Joshua, Elijah, Jade and Cameron.

The defenders have slime ball-slinging Madeva at the top

with Faetal and Kookaburra splatting from the sides.

And they're off.

They break free of the stocks, then spring the lock on the gate.

That gives them a free run at the splatwalk, and look at Ryan go.

The rest form a disorderly queue behind him.

OK, it's time to get messy.

Kook unleashes the froth proper,

Faetal gets to work with the slime stick.

Underneath all that icing is Ryan!

Cameron tries something but it leads to nothing.

Griffen also loses his grip, and heads for the moat.

Jade follows suit.

But Ryan is still making progress. It's slow but he hasn't slipped yet.

-It's a yeti!

-OK. Kook, he "hasn't slipped yeti."

It wasn't that funny, Faetal?

Ben-sandwich! Kook splats Joshua, and down he goes.

Ooh, bye-bye!

Here's Madeva with a slime ball.

Easy, Cameron, she hasn't done anything yet!

Kook still frothing, and finally Ryan loses his footing.

Griffen's hanging on but inevitably the froth proves flummoxing,

and down he goes all the way back to the splatwalk.

There's "snow way" he's getting back up!

Oh, Blue Jay Camembert Synth-Drum, you're so funny(!)

I don't see Cameron laughing.

Madeva loves to bowl, baby.

Madeva goes for a slime strike, and, well,

it doesn't really bowl the attackers over.

Yes, Ryan stands tall once again.

Kook has more success with Cameron,

who is spending a lot of time in the moat.

-Griffen's almost over!

-Madeva needs to do something!

Push comes to shove, and down goes Griffen.

He takes the rest with him!

That's the strike Madeva wanted earlier!

-Fantastic! Hands on!

-Poor child!

I'm not sure if I respect her methods but she does get results.

-That's enough, child!

-Guess what? Ryan's back!

Give me high-five!

High-fiving and high-powered frothing.

Oh, but Madeva gets a face full of foam from Ryan.

He's using the defenders' weapons against them!

Faetal manages to dislodge Griffen...

-I'm a-coming, Madeva!

-Faetal's on the way!

Get out of here, you beast, you green beast!

Kook brandishes the pokey pike

and sends Joshua down the loathsome ladder.

But there are plenty more attackers in strong positions!

Kooks seems to be on his own.

-But he's managed to send Griffen packing too!

-Faetal's on the way!

On the way, or running away, Faetal?

Cameron's sliding away.

I take it all back. Faetal's returned with a ball of doom!

And the doom ball does what the doom ball does best!

Look at Kookaburra!

He's exhausted after that onslaught from the attackers.

But they just keep coming back for more.

-Faetal's really fired up now.

-She needs to be. Madeva's disappeared!

Kook sees off Elijah with a bucket of slime.

And he quickly reloads for Ryan, but it's Cameron who succumbs

slippily to a slide with a southern slant.

-With Jade for company.

-But Kook can deny Ryan no longer.

He's over the finish line - the first one through to the final!

Griffen could be next but no, he slips and down he goes.

Didn't your mother teach you any manners?

What about Madeva's manners? She was off duty for ages!

Why not look at the camera?

Kook tries to trick them, and it's worked!

Griffen slips and it's a splatalanche - all five

attackers end up in the moat!

It's not even a camera!

Three places in the final are still up for grabs.

But Cameron can't grab hold of anything at the moment.

Surely someone will join Ryan soon.

Not Joshua, not yet, anyway.

Get me some balls of doom, baby!

Here comes another doom ball.

It goes straight for Jade. Nothing lucky about that rollover.

-She won't be in the third round!

-Don't underestimate her, Kook.

She's climbing that ladder with the other attackers -

they're coming back at ya!

Kook and Faetal once more defend the finish line.

And Joshua heads back down into the moat.

Kook uses the pokey pike again

and Griffen, then Elijah, return to the splatwalk.

Kook splats Joshua now. He and Faetal have been amazing today!

Even more credit for Ryan for finishing so quickly.

Here comes Cameron, but once again Kook repels him!

And Cameron helps the defenders by dislodging Griffen.

Can anyone get past Kook now?

Well, Elijah might, but Kook's switched places

and splats him from the side.

Oh, dear. Cameron once more heads moatwards.

Faetal's spotted a strong run from Joshua. She tries to hose him down,

but he's broken through and we have our second finalist!

He joins Ryan at the top and grabs his flag.

And Griffen is hot on his heels. Three finalists.

One place remains.

-It's going to go to Elijah!

-Yes, that's it. Round Two is complete!

We have our four finalists!

Which means we have to say farewell to Jade and Joshua,

but hello to the slide of shame!

Jade's first. She slides, and I, for one, see no shame in that!

Cameron's turn - slippy, slidey, shamey.

No shame for this lot - just plenty of celebrating.

'Here's confirmation of the fab four who will

'feature in the final -

'Ryan, Griffen, Joshua and Elijah.'

Now, THAT is how to ditch the dungeon.

Ryan must be our fastest attacker ever!

Yeah, he did brilliantly, but so did Kook

and Faetal, holding the others off for so long.

So, that kind of attacking, up against that kind of defending,

should make for a truly gripping final.

Time for a Splat stat attack,

with up-to-the-minute stat facts from the splat stat hat.

Elijah has finished fourth in both rounds.

Joshua is our most improved attacker with a sixth

and a second place. Griffen has done well coming second, and third, and

Ryan is the overall favourite with a third and first place to his name.

And that was the splat stat attack.

Here's a reminder of the finalists.

We have Griffen, Elijah, Ryan and Joshua.

And here is the course that stands between them and the crown.

'The obstacles are many, starting with the dire mire

'and the barrier of all barriers.'

'Then it's a trip across the terrifying tees,

'which lead to the scary-go-round.'

Once on board, the attackers face the annihilating arm,

then the gruesome twosome.'

'They lead to the clobbering cannons, then down the royal ramps,

and over to the rock wall.

'And, at the top of that wall, the crown awaits its new champion.'

But the course wouldn't be complete without this lot!

'Yes, it's the defenders, all six of them,

and what a mixed bunch they've been today.'

'Skabb and Vane are on the splatzookas,

'Madeva and Faetal are at the clobbering cannons,

'Kook's at the aqualizer, and Thorne's on the vaporizer.'

Elijah's in yellow, Joshua's in red, Ryan's in green,

and Griffen's in orange!'

They head for the dire mire.

Oh, and Elijah's down,

leaving Griffen to make it to the barrier first.

He clears it with ease, and so too does Ryan.

Not so easy for Elijah.

Griffen at the tees now.

One, two, three!

Yes! That's what we do, because we are men!

Thanks for that, Skabb.

Elijah and Joshua, now successfully over the barrier.

-Griffen tries the tees.

-He trips, but holds on.

Heads up!

Ryan avoids a Skabb splat.

Griffen's back up now, and he's making great progress.

Yes, he's the first one over!

Ryan, now. Oh this is new - he tries sliding across.

The slow-and-steady approach.

Bog-flap!

It's on your face still. That's how awesome I am.

Back to Ryan. And he's made it over!

Oh, but they've ruled he didn't land properly on his feet

and so he has to do it again!

-So Griffen could extend his lead here.

-He's on the scary-go-round.

Now he must get up and over the annihilating arm.

He's up and over! He's having a fantastic round so far!

Well, Skabb's seen him and Thorne's waiting at the gruesome twosome.

Griffen leaps, and finally he splats!

Back to Joshua on the tees. Look at him avoid the water blast!

He's over and the landing is good, too!

Griffen makes it back onto the scary-go-round,

-after he fell in.

-And Joshua's joined him!

Elijah now, and, oh, that's a step in the wrong direction!

Griffen's already completed the arm.

But Joshua hasn't. So he needs to go over it. But he's stuck.

Griffen returns to the gruesome twosome.

This time, he's made it!

Thorne tries to vaporize him, but Griffen shrugs him off

and firmly holds on to his lead.

-Splat!

-Me-daddy!

Elijah stands still at the Tees and becomes a sitting target.

Thought you said he was standing(?)

Now, Joshua comes unstuck

and Thorne finally dislodges Griffen.

Hey, splatter!

I don't think Elijah feels at ease on the tees.

Griffen gets past the cannons without even being clobbered!

But our red-hot favourite, Ryan, is still a long way behind on the Tees.

Griffen reaches out for the Royal Ramps. Oh, zucchini-bluffer!

Yes, time for a spell in the moat.

S-P-L-A-T!

OK, Faetal, you don't have to take him literally!

Finally Ryan's made it over the tees.

Elijah still finds the tees troubling, though.

Now, can Ryan make up for lost time?

He's on the scary-go-round and approaching the annihilating arm.

Back to Elijah, who gave his all on the tees,

and he's decided to call it a day!

Ryan now on top of the arm.

He waits for the scary-go-round, and lands,

but Griffen is still a long way ahead, approaching the rock wall.

My name's Kookaburra.

I like long walks on the beach and small dogs.

Kook's tried talk Griffen into the moat, and it's worked!

Ryan can claw back some time now.

He's got his claws in the twosome.

You don't understand, I could have been an attacker!

I could have been somebody!

Not sure this is the best time to reflect on your

career choices, Thorne.

Griffen is back on the ramps.

Trespassing on girl territory, Griffen!

Faetal's getting all territorial.

I'm sure Griffen wouldn't mind relocating to the rock wall.

But he slips again!

Double moisture - you're in the water, and I'm spraying you.

So the other attackers are still in with a chance.

Joshua's back on the scary-go-round, and just about keeps

his balance, as he heads over to the annihilating arm.

But he just can't get over it.

And once more he's in the bilge.

Which means he'll have to try the arm all over again.

And Griffen has to try the royal ramps again.

He's made it over comfortably,

but he knows the rock wall is different entirely.

Here comes Ryan. He's past the cannons...

And has almost caught up with Griffen!

Faetal gives him pause for thought with an earful of slime,

but he leaps and makes it onto the ramps! The final's really hotting up!

Ryan and Griffen are pretty much head-to-head!

The defenders are throwing everything they have

-at the attackers.

-Griffen tries again, and falls again.

-Maybe it's Ryan's day after all.

-But Ryan can't hold on, either!

So they both have to get back onto the ramps.

-Griffen's already there. Surely this time!

-Dish-foot!

Well, the defenders aren't making it any easier for him.

-Griffen tries the wall for the fourth time.

-And falls for the fourth time.

Meanwhile, Joshua tries one more time to get past

-the annihilating arm.

-I think he's about to come unstuck!

He came unstuck, by getting stuck, and down he goes again!

Despite an unhelping hand from Faetal, Ryan is back on the ramps.

-Griffen is right behind him.

-There's still little separating them.

Faetal still defends her territory.

Griffen needs to concentrate on Ryan...

Who's made it onto the wall!

How will Griffen respond? He's made it, too! What an incredible race!

It's all down to their climbing skills now.

Who's going to win it? Oh, I'm frustrated!

Kook was so caught up in the excitement,

he almost forgot to keep defending.

That aqualizer could make all the difference.

One slip and it's all over for one of them.

The defenders give everything they have.

But it looks like Griffen will defy both them

and Ryan, as he makes it to the top first!

Griffen is our new king, but look at Ryan's sportsmanship.

The defenders could learn a lot from that.

-'Joshua also pays tribute to the Griffen.'

-'All hail the king.'

That must go down as one of the best finals in Splatalot history!

We'd predicted that Ryan had the edge,

but Griffen started the final so well!

Ryan clawed back the lead, and even then, both had chances to win.

But Griffen emerged triumphant and truly deserved his victory.

So that's a pretty tough act to follow.

Who can possibly compete with Griffen, in the Splat Of the Day?

'The answer is not one, but five attackers.'

Back in Round Two, Madeva was desperately defending the dungeon.

One nudge from her sent five of them

splatting all the way back to the moat.

And that's why we call it Splatalot!

Back to our new king, and his journey to the crown.

Griffen splatted his way round the moat

and finished with the second fastest time of the day.

He progressed to Round Two

and succeeded in claiming the third flag!

But he came to life in the final and thoroughly deserved his victory.

So here's our new ruler.

What are your plans, Griffen?

My first act as king is to throw one of you into the moat.

I wish I could do it to all of you, but today it will be you, Vane.

That's the right decision.

'That's what you get if you turn up late for work.'

'Remind me never to work for you!'

So, what have we learned today?

Don't be lazy like Vane, and never give up like Griffen.

How would you sum it up in a few words?

-Marzipan Crystal Whisk Hole-Puncher!

-Pardon?

Madeva's Splatalot name. We never mentioned it earlier.

Ah, yes. Back to Vane's splatapult ceremony!

How's my hair?

Well, I suppose "wet" is one way to describe it, Vane.

Great landing!

We'll have more splats for you next time, but until then...

BOTH: Keep splatting!

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