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Welcome to Splatalot!

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We've invited ten brave young warriors

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to enter the messiest kingdom in the land,

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to go head-to-head with those despicable defenders,

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as they compete to capture the much-prized Splatalot crown.

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Kids at home, if I can give you any advice, it's just, give up!

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Will the defenders succeed

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in protecting their precious crown and castle,

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or will the attackers overthrow them,

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and in the end, reign victorious?

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Who will tumble, who will tilt, who will teeter,

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and above all, who will go...

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-DICK AND DOM:

-Splat!

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Hello, Splat fans, one and all.

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But especially, you! He's Dick.

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-He's Dom.

-And this is Splatalot,

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the ultimate game show

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set in a majestic, mythical kingdom

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where good and evil do battle.

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Evil? You know the defenders aren't actually that evil?

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They're more annoying than evil.

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And some of the attackers can be a little bit cheeky.

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Right, OK, so it's a majestic, mythical kingdom,

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-where the cheeky and annoying do battle?

-Yes.

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Brilliant! Here's what's coming up.

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Round one is the Merciless Moat,

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where only the six fastest will survive.

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Round two is Ditch the Dungeon,

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where we ditch two more attackers.

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Leaving four finalists in the round we call Capture the Crown,

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because that's precisely what they need to do.

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Here's that Merciless Moat in more detail.

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It begins with a double whammy

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-of baffling barrels and piercing pellets.

-Lovely!

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Once you've been baffled and pierced,

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you can slip up the slippery slope and roll over the rolling mace.

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The Impossible Incline awaits, and then, if you've got this far,

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you are rewarded with the Beastly Battleaxes.

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A well-balanced, patient approach is required on the Bridge Of Disaster.

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But don't waver when you reach the Wavering Warhead,

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as it leads to the finish line and potential glory.

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Don't start celebrating just yet,

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cos there's one more thing to add to this challenge.

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-Ice cream and hundreds and thousands?

-Not exactly.

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It's this lot. The defenders.

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Don't they look lovely together?!

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In round one, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

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we have the inhumane Vane,

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the thoughtless Thorne,

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and finally, it's the ever-so-feisty Faetal.

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What a line-up!

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Watch your back!

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And your face!

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And your gut!

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So, over to the court. On the splatter batter, we have Vane,

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on vaporisers, Thorne, and on the aqualizer, Faetal.

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Hello, first attacker!

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Hello, I'm Tim!

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Now give me the crown!

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-Manners, Timothy!

-Say please!

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-Spla-tangar!

-Well, he can't at the moment.

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He's got a mouthful of moat juice.

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-Run, Timmy, run!

-No, Timmy, no!

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And...dogo-boody-bird!

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Whoa! Air cadet down! Eagle down!

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Vane gets lippy, but air cadet, Timmy rises above it.

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He's at the Incline.

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So, Tim, I hear you do a pretty good impression of me. Is that right?

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I'm Thorne! Grrr!

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Now, I find that a pretty inaccurate portrayal of me!

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I'm inclined to agree!

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Porky-worky-wit-woff!

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Looks like the Incline is inclined to agree with you too!

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Well, Tim took on Thorne,

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which left a bad impression, and resulted in a simple splat.

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PLANE and simple!

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Plane...he's an air cadet, see?

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-I'm OK!

-For now, maybe!

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Tim, yet to make it over an obstacle without getting wet.

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Will he succeed on the Battleaxes?

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Oh, mundo-dropsquit!

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So, Dick, you asked if Tim would succeed on the Battleaxes.

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We can now reveal the correct answer is...mundo-dropsquit!

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Hey, Timothy! Do air cadets always wear pink?

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More put-downs from the unfriendly Faetal.

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Urgh, and that's a near Faetal blow to Tim's chances,

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cos he's back in the moat again.

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Splat!

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What's next for poor Tim?

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-Uh-oh! Look out! Movie dunkers!

-Scoochy-scur!

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Tim doesn't look to happy about that!

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Take flight, Timothy!

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Faetal does her worst,

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but Tim seems to have left the best till last

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as he flies over the finish line.

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He really IS an air cadet!

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Tim's time is a pretty reasonable 7.56,

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and that's put a smile back on his...

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Towel for Timothy! Next, please!

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YOLO!

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-DICK AND DOM:

-YOLO!

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You only live once, but how many times will you splat, John?

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Onto the Baffling Barrels. Not baffling yet. Not baffling yet.

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-Now they are.

-Gwipsy-down-down!

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John gets up close and personal with barrel number three.

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Ah, look! It's a splat at first sight! Lovely!

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So, will he find true love on the Incline?

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Ohh...ohh...crazy-legs-begby!

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Well, it's a classic love story.

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Boy meets Incline, boy falls for Incline,

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boy falls down Incline,

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boy gets a kisser on the noggin.

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You know how they say that love can be cruel?

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-Well, that's why!

-Come on now, pull yourself together!

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Oh, dear, and it just keeps getting worse for John.

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Nothing to love about 16.05.

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And then he gets dumped on from a great height!

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Oh, this game is heartbreaking!

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Supersplat-a-tat-a-licious!

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Ooh, what a great word! How do you spell it?

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-S-U-P-E...exactly how it sounds.

-Hey, Celeste,

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does your mum happen to have a crush on somebody in the castle?

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Yeah!

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-Gildar.

-Oh.

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Ah, I don't think that was the answer

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Vane was looking for.

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"Gildar" shouldn't be the answer

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anyone is looking for!

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Can Celeste recover from this embarrassing revelation?

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Your mum has a crush on Gildar, but I'm going to crush you, Celeste.

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I don't think anyone's ever had a crush on Thorne.

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Celeste on the Battleaxes...

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ding-dong, paddle time!

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Yes, who needs threats from Thorne

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when you've got the menacing Battleaxes?

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Even the axe blade's getting in on the action!

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But despite the threats, taunts, and splats,

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Celeste is serene with a time of 9.02.

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I don't think she even noticed that slime shower!

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Here's the next attacker, Danielle.

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Ooh, drinky-poos!

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Wiggle! Wiggle! Wiggle! Yeah!

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A battle cry that would scare any defender to the core!

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-Here she is at the Battleaxes.

-Do you like that?

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-Thorne, pouring on the slimy charm.

-How about that?

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-He's sliming for fun now!

-That's his job!

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Come on!

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-Hey, it's harder than it looks!

-She's right.

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And just to prove it, fatticus slam-dunk! What a splat!

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But daring Danielle picks herself up and heads for the bridge.

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Hi, Danielle.

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Let's see that Wiggle! Wiggle! Wiggle!

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Wiggle! Wiggle! Wiggle!

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-I'm OK!

-Yes, she's OK for now.

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But there's a load of water coming right at her!

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Whap-a-lap! And Danielle wiggle, wiggle, wiggles off the bridge.

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She crosses the finishing line in 16.9.

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Not too sure if that's enough to wiggle into the next round, though.

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I'm a hungry, hungry hippo!

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No, Judy. You're a stripy, stripy zebra.

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Here we go. Wocka!

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So, if Judy is not a hippo, then who is?

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The splatty, splatty barrel, that's who.

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Ah, thank you very much!

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Onto the rolly, rolly mace.

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But even if she had flappy, flappy wings,

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she'd still be heading for the wetty, wetty water.

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Onto the Impossibly-wossibly Incline.

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-Where even a chimpy, chimpy tail can't save her.

-Please stop now!

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-Does your silly, silly head hurty-hurty-hurt?

-Shut up!

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And Judy finishes in 11.07,

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but will that be enough to qualify?

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Let's check out the leader board.

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Tim's demand for the crown

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might have lacked manners,

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but you can't argue with that time of 7.56.

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Meanwhile, Danielle might have to wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, home

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as 16.09 is the slowest time so far

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and puts her in the danger zone.

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But this round is far from over.

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Another group of brave young warriors

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still have their eyes on the prize.

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Yes, in the wonderful words of the first half attacker, Celeste,

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it's going to get supersplat-a-tat-a-licious!

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So we're halfway through round one,

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and this is an extremely exciting part of the show,

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-because no-one can tell who's going to go through.

-I can.

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Plus, I can tell you who's going to win the crown.

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How are you going to do that?

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Well, I've got predictive text.

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Really? That's brilliant!

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I thought predictive text

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-was just something that corrected spelling mistakes.

-Oh...oh, no!

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If you text me the names of all the attackers,

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then this little beauty will predict the winner!

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Oh, great! So who have we had so far, then?

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Why don't you check out the names on the leader board?

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-PHONE BLEEPS

-Oh, look!

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My phone predicts we're going to see that any time...now!

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Yes, Tim's in the lead,

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followed by Celeste, Judy,

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John, and Danielle, who's bringing up the rear.

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-Did you get all the names down?

-Yes, but what about the rest?

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We'll have to type them as we go. Back to the course.

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The defenders are in position, and we're ready for the second half.

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-What's this? It's a best friend battle!

-Well, they WERE best friends.

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Sarah, you're going down!

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In your dreams, Heather!

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OK, let's start with Heather on the mace. Splaggle-waggles!

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Now, how about Sarah?

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Splaggle-waggles!

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Well, just like true best friends, nothing can separate them so far.

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Heather's down the incline. Swot-nots!

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Time for Sarah to have a go. She's also down the incline.

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It's another swot-nots! This is uncanny! Their rounds are identical!

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You know what, I think this exactly what it would be like

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-if we did the course together.

-Yes...

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-BOTH:

-Except, I'd win!

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So, in the battle of the best friends,

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Heather eventually left Sarah behind,

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but I doubt either of those times

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will be good enough to qualify for round two

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Here's attacker number eight, Brandon,

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who's already looking good on the rolling mace.

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I will raid this castle!

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Sounds like Brandon means business!

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-Let's see what he's like on the bridge.

-Come on, Brandon!

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I hear you're a tornado! How do you like a rainstorm?

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Apparently, "Tornado" is Brandon's nickname.

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Well, it's apt, because this tornado

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is finding the Moat Challenge a breeze.

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Just the Wavering Warhead to go.

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-Faetal's doing her best to put him off.

-But he's having none of it!

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And he's over! Well done, Brandon!

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Save the water, Faetal! There are two more attackers yet!

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And Brandon finishes with the fastest time so far.

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5.03. How cool is that?

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Oh, dear! And that's a lesson for attackers everywhere!

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Even when you finish, this course will give you a right good splatting!

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Remember that in round two, Brandon.

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Raiders!

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Here's Brent.

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Onto the Barrels, and...algae-eater!

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Hey, Brent! You splat real good, boy!

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Brent ignores Vane's weird accent, and is doing well on the mace,

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but...krunk!

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Y'all done notice?

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Bud has been a little bit of a DUD!

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Thorne, come on!

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JAUNTY MUSIC

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Looks like Thorne and Vane haven't quite bonded yet!

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Back to the course, Brent is on the Incline.

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Down he goes, and...moota-tutu!

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And the replay shows Brent is seriously sliding before he splats.

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Well, his time's pretty serious too.

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6.00 guarantees Brent a place in the second round.

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In fact, if we check the Moat Challenge leader board,

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we can see that leaves Brent

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in a very strong position indeed, because...

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Hold on a second! Hold on a minute!

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I think you're getting way ahead of yourself here.

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That's nine attackers. There's another one to go yet.

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Yeah, but look, I counted to...ah!

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Here's 10th attacker, Matthew.

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Where's my crown?!

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It's not yours yet, Matty!

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Hey, buddy, try and get me!

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Oh, dearie me! Vane's asleep on the job!

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Which means Matthew can reach the Incline with ease.

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Oh, ya-honga!

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He reaches the moat with ease too!

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-That hurt!

-I think he means his pride, more than anything else.

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I mean, if you can't get past a sleeping defender, then...

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DICK SNORES

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THUNK!

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What just happened?!

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-Did that wake you up, Matthew?

-Oh, yeah!

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-Maybe that's what YOU need.

-I don't know about that,

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but it's certainly what Vane could do with. Look at him!

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Hey, Vane! It's dinner time!

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What? Whose dinner?

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Funny, or sad? You decide.

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Back to Matt on the bridge. Ta-wang-mangu!

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Did that shower wake him up, or shake him up?

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Well, that time of 9.17 has certainly perked him up,

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-because that's good enough to get through.

-Yes!

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So, here's the leader board.

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Going through to Ditch the Dungeon are:

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Brandon, Brent, Tim, Celeste, Matt, and Judy.

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PHONE BLEEPS Ah, that'll be my text!

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So did your phone predict those six names?

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-Yes, yes it did.

-Ah, brilliant!

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And this is the challenge that awaits them.

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My phone predicts a splat-fest.

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So it's time for our second round, Ditch The Dungeon.

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Yes, Splatalot has reached new despicable depths,

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as this challenge starts beneath the castle walls.

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There we are. I've just sent you a text

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with the names of the attackers from this round. What happens now?

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Well, we wait for the text to come through,

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and my phone will predict who will win.

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Well, I think Brandon's in with a good chance, actually.

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And Brent's not far behind. Oh, and then there's Celeste...

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-PHONE BLEEPS

-No, don't worry about that.

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That's just my, er...Auntie Pam.

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Yes, anyway, we really shouldn't delay

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with the start of the next round.

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What we can definitely predict right now

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is that four of the following will be going through to the final.

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Brandon, Brent,

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Tim, Celeste,

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Matthew, and Judy.

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-Anything?

-No!

-Anything?

-No!

-Anything?

-No!

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Here's round two in more detail.

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Way down in the dungeon, you must escape the stocks,

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then head across the Splatwalk

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and finally, ascend the Loathsome Ladder.

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Sounds easy, but the defenders will be pelting you all the way

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with every slimy substance known to the kingdom.

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The goal is to escape the dungeon and capture one of four flags.

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If you do, then, my friend, you're in the final!

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-Anything?

-No!

-Anything?

-No!

-Anything?

-No!

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Now, look, look, can we not just watch round two first?

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What, and check the prediction after the results?

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-Yes?

-OK!

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Right, let's meet the defenders for round two.

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It's that fiery, feathered fiend called...

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Kookaburra!

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Then we have this little bundle of energy.

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He's actually quite a lovely chap when you get to know him.

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Skabb!!

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Finally, by day, she's simply called Eva,

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but if you dare to make angry, she becomes...

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-Madeva!

-Mad Eva...makes sense.

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-THEY WHISPER

-Beware of the Balls Of Doom.

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Beware the Balls Of Doom.

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-HE YELLS

-Beware of the Balls Of Doom!

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So, the attackers are in the Stock Market.

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Brent's in green.

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Judy has zebra stripes.

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Matt's red, Brandon's orange,

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Celeste's in green and yellow,

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and Tim's gritty in pink.

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And the defenders look lean and mean. SKABB ROARS

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All right, thank you, Skabb!

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-KLAXON

-Oh, yeah! Yes!

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I'm not sure what Kookaburra is agreeing with,

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but he has to agree the attackers are off to a great start.

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Yeah, but here comes the foam!

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-Slidey-licious!

-A slight variation

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on Celeste's battle cry there from Madeva.

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and funnily enough, Celeste's the only one still on her feet.

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Splatzoid! Well, now she's off her feet!

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Yes, Kookaburra using the slimeballs to great effect.

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Zupingo! Surely Tim can't take much more of this!

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And down the ladder he goes.

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Kook showing off! Well, I suppose, if you've got it, splat it!

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So, they're pretty much all back where they started.

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Back on the Splatwalk. Lovely!

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Oi, Celeste, what's up?

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I was slimed by Kookaburra!

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You need to sell that stuff on the interweb!

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Eurgh! Would you buy Kookaburra's slime online?

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Absolutely not! I only use Skabb's.

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Go on back down, now!

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Medeva's froth-brother is really doing what it should.

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Namely, frothing and brothing!

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Kids at home, if I can give you any advice, it's just, give up.

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Thank you, Kook!

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Oh, Judy!

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-Yamnuts!

-Yo, zebra!

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Double yamnuts! Kookaburra making full use of the Vile Volley.

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Down go Judy and Tim!

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Ah, yes, the Vile Volley. It fires a volley of vile volleyballs!

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-Volley good!

-Yeah, they pack quite a punch! Just ask Judy!

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So, who's going to get to the top of this ladder first?

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Look out, Bird! I've got something special for you, Bird!

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And Brent, or Bird, as Kookaburra prefers to call him,

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takes a long trip back down the ladder. Oh, towanga-mangu!

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Welcome to slime and ladders!

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Climb the ladder, and get slimed back to the bottom again.

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Wof! Wof! Wof! Brent takes out Brandon!

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-Uh-oh!

-Skabb!

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It's Balls Of Doom time! Ohh!

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You feel that shake?

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-Balls Of Doom!

-Balls Of Doom!

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-Balls Of Doom!

-Balls Of...oof!

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..Doom!

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Look, there it is! The Ball of Doom!

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-THEY SCREAM

-Skabb strikes!

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-Load 'em up again!

-How many Balls of Doom are there?!

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Here comes another!

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And yet again, Brent takes the brunt of the Doom Ball damage.

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-Strike!

-Skabb's on the ball today!

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Celeste is near the top!

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-Celeste, say, "Ahh!"

-SHE SCREAMS

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No, Celeste, you've got to go lower. Oh, I see you have!

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HE YELLS

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Kookaburra really doesn't want Brandon to capture a flag!

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The young attacker is holding on, but Kookaburra finds a way

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and down goes Brandon, panda-hands!

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Yes, it's all heading in the wrong direction.

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Brandon's down, then Celeste was down. What's up, people?

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Matt, that's what. Look at him go!

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Yes, yes, yes, yes!

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No, no, no, no, no!

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Tim's at the top now, but not for long.

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Oh, and down he goes, into the dregs.

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Ah, now, this looks more promising.

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It's brave Brent who is the brunt no longer.

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He claims the first flag and the first place in the final!

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And despite Medeva's last-ditch attempts,

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Judy joins Brent at the top. Who will be next out of the dungeon?

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Only time will tell!

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Well, it was looking good for Celeste,

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but there she goes again in spectacular style!

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Oh, and I think we have our third finalist! Matt makes it to the top.

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-So one flag remains.

-And it looks like Brandon is going to claim it.

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He's climbing hard, he just about crawls over

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ahead of a very tired-looking Tim.

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So, that's the end of the game!

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We have our four finalists.

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Come up here, I'll help you up...psyche!

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Naughty Skabb! Been nice to Celeste!

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Here's Tim's slide of shame.

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Looks quite nice, actually. Not that shameful at all.

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The four finalists celebrate

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and take in the majestic kingdom

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that could be theirs very soon indeed.

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Ooh, what's this?

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Five, six, seven, eight!

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Da-na-na-na-na, shimmy-shimmy!

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-Da-na-na-na-na, shimmy-shimmy!

-Yeah, not awkward at all!

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I can't wait for Splatalot: The Musical!

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-Kookaburra would be a sensation!

-Sensation!

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Let's look at the leader board.

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Heading into the final with a chance to rule Splatalot

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are Brent, Judy, Matt, and Brandon.

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Anything?

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-PHONE BLEEPS

-Oh, yes! Would you believe it?

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Phone's right again! Oh, brilliant!

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Only one more text and we will know who's champion!

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Look, it's not my fault he's one bar short of a signal!

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So, stick around for our Capture The Crown splat-tacular.

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-And don't forget Dom's amazing phone predictions.

-Yeah...

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So, it's time for a Splat Stat Attack.

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-What about the phone prediction?

-Splat Stats first.

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Brent is the strongest attacker. He's finished third and first so far.

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Judy's improved, and so has Matt, but Brandon's struggling.

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He was first in round one, but fourth in round two.

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OK, prediction time!

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-Look, mate! I can't do it.

-I know.

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-You do?

-Well, of course I know.

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We can't ruin the final for the audience, can we?

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Tell you what, I'll look after this

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-and reveal the answer when it's all over.

-But..!

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Here's a reminder of our final four attackers.

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Competing for the much-treasured Splatalot crown

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are Brent, Judy, Matt and Brandon.

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Dom already knows who's going to win,

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but it will be exciting to watch, because of this lot.

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Skabb, Madeva, Vane,

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Thorne, Faetal, and Kookaburra.

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Then, to add even more drama, there's the course itself.

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This is what stands between the attackers and the crown.

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They start with a trip across the Dire Mire,

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then it's across the barrier of all barriers,

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the tough-to-tackle Terrifying Tees

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then lead to the aptly-named Scary-Go-Round.

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Once on board, they must avoid the Annihilating Arm,

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before landing on the Gruesome Twosome.

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Then they have to tiptoe past the Clobbering Canons,

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leap onto the Royal Ramps,

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then claim the rock wall to victory,

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where the all-important crown awaits the victorious attacker.

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-The defenders look ready to defend!

-That's what they do best!

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Kiss on this for luck? Fantastic.

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KLAXON

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And here come the attackers!

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Brent's in green, Brandon's in orange,

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Judy's in zebra stripes, and Matt's in red.

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So the first test looms in the Dire Mire,

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but Matt has no problem at all with the barrier.

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And he'll be the first to make it through the gate.

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-Kookaburra there is the welcoming committee.

-But Matt shrugs it off!

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And look at him go! He breezes over the Terrifying Tees with ease.

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Can Brandon do the same? Well, it's less elegant, but he's over.

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Back to the Mire. Brent and Judy having a dire time there.

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Brandon and Matt now take a leap of faith onto the Scary-Go-Round.

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Brandon doing well, as he negotiates Annihilating Arm.

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Crack-a-whack! Negotiations didn't go too well for Matt, though.

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Brandon didn't help much.

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He stuck his foot out and sent Matt head over heels into the mud.

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Back to Brent and Judy. Brent tries the Tees and zoo-barra-mundy!

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Where's Judy? There's Judy. Double zoo-barra-mundy!

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Yes, the Terrifying Tees

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tease another two Titanic splats out of our attackers.

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They both take a trip into the gamungi.

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Brandon now leaps majestically, and he's over the Annihilating Arm.

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-Can Matt did the same?

-Yoo-hoo!

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Pretty scary battle cry there from Faetal.

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And more majestic leaping from Brandon. Is this a sign?

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Is he destined for magisterial duties?

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Not quite so majestic from Matt,

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but he does get a right royal rinsing in the moat.

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Hey, how about a little plaque removal?

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Ooh, dental humour always puts my teeth on edge!

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Brent's now at the Annihilating Arm.

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Can he get over it? No, he can't.

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Splottomsberg!

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Brandon hasn't put a foot wrong in this round. Rumcorn!

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-MADEVA CHUCKLES

-That's how I do!

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We'd practically put the crown on Brandon's head,

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but Madeva clobbered him into the sauce,

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which means the race is wide open again.

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Jumping Judy! She's made it to the Scary-Go-Round.

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Someone wake Judy up!

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This really is no time for a nap, Judy!

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You've got a kingdom to conquer!

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This area could probably be a little more slippery.

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Only if you want people to slip, Vane!

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I think that's the intention! Ring-ollo!

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Yes, it would seem Brandon

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is finding the last section of this course particularly gruelling.

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Bye-bye, Brandon!

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Meanwhile, it looks like Judy's still asleep on the job.

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Oh, but she's now ready to make her move!

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She readies herself for the leap

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onto the Gruesome Twosome and...cammy-plop!

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Well, Jumping Judy, I like,

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but Holding-On-And-Not-Splatting Judy needs some work.

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Now it's time for Brent to make his move.

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He leaps, and he lands! Great effort!

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Brandon at the Royal Ramps.

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And Skabb with the royal flush!

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But Brandon holds on!

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Vane sees the danger.

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Brandon leaps...but can't hold onto the rock wall.

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Matt and Brent are now past the Clobbering Canons.

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But what about the Royal Ramps?

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First Matt...plop-o-rama!

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What about Brent? Double plop-o-rama!

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Here comes Judy.

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Manky-bonk! There goes Judy!

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Manky-bonk! Manky-bonk! Manky-bonk! Thank you very much!

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What's Brandon up to? He's down the ramps and has made it across.

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He's been here before, remember!

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He's looking good, despite the goo grenades!

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Matt's not far behind, but Brandon is at the rock wall again

0:21:220:21:25

and this time he holds on!

0:21:250:21:27

Matt is closing the gap, he's on the run! Correction, he's off the ramp.

0:21:270:21:30

Brandon climbs...woah, splat, trongo-bongo!

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Brandon's at the top, he's seconds away from victory!

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And there's the crown! He takes it and we have a new ruler,

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King Brandon of Splatalot!

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I won Splatalot! Yeah!

0:21:460:21:49

There's a happy chappy!

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Well done, King Brandon! A worthy champion.

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So, Dom, let's check your prediction!

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-Ah, says here, "Dom predicts Dick will win."

-What?

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Ha! Got ya!

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Now that could actually be a contender for this!

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Actually, the real Splat Of The Day went to Tim in Round One.

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The incline did its worst,

0:22:120:22:14

taking Tim's tottering tootsies right from under him

0:22:140:22:16

and then gravity stepped in to take him down.

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Ta-ta, Tim! You were terrific!

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You, on the other hand,

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were terrible! Making me think you could predict a winner.

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No one can predict the future, it's just not possible.

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I will raid this castle!

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Or maybe it is!

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So Brandon's prediction came true, he finished fastest in the challenge.

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But then his form dipped in Round Two, where he only just qualified.

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However, he saved the best till last and conquered every obstacle

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in his way to become a worthy champion

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and the new ruler of Splatalot!

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And now it's time for King Brandon's first official duty.

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My first act as king of Splatalot is to throw one of you into the moat.

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I wish I could do it to all of you!

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But today it will be you, Vane!

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Rookie! Absolute rookie!

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Poor Vane, but I suppose that's what you get

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if you mess with a superior intellect.

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-So that's it for this week. All that remains is for me to...

-Get splatted!

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Predictable? Moi?

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Here's the Splatapult ceremony.

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OK, press the button, now!

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Lovely! Lots more mess and mayhem for you next time, so until then...

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BOTH: Keep splatting!

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