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# Creepy ain't the word | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
# Freaky ain't the word | 0:00:03 | 0:00:04 | |
# Sneaky ain't the word | 0:00:04 | 0:00:06 | |
# See what I've observed | 0:00:06 | 0:00:07 | |
# Is there's no easy way to describe this geeky place | 0:00:07 | 0:00:10 | |
# Even geeky place doesn't tell you what I need to say | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
# This is Strange Hill | 0:00:12 | 0:00:13 | |
# Where a talking frog can eat your face! | 0:00:13 | 0:00:15 | |
# It's very very random you'll get use to these debates | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
# If you stick around | 0:00:17 | 0:00:19 | |
# Although I wouldn't recommend it | 0:00:19 | 0:00:20 | |
# When they use the name Strange, mate, they really meant it! | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
# There's some things in life with which you just don't mess | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
# On every vest I got the letters S.O.S. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
# Cos you never know what might be lurking 'round the corner | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
# And what it might do if they ever found or saw ya | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
# Keep the lights on in the hallways all day | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
# Things won't always tend to go your way | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
# Watch your back and be prepared | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
# Can't wait for 3:30 | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
# See you there! # | 0:00:42 | 0:00:43 | |
SCHOOL BELL RINGS | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
I can't feel below my neck! | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
Winter fun does not compute. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:01:03 | 0:01:04 | |
Listen up, Abercrombie! You can stick your rules. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:08 | |
From now on, we run the school my way. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
Mitchell, we'd better go in. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
You know how they get if we're late. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
But I'm stickin' it to the snowman. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
Those clothes are just like Abercrombie's. Where'd you get them? | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
Remember that day Abercrombie was naked | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
and running about shouting "Where's my clothes?" | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
Yeah, I got them then. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:25 | |
Hmm. We'll leave you to it. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
Come on, Templeton, unless you want to recklessly jeopardise | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
your school career as well. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
Recklessly? Never. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
CHAINSAW WHIRRS LOUDLY | 0:01:34 | 0:01:39 | |
Wow! That's amazing! | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
Thank you. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:45 | |
Amazingly risky! You could kill someone! | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
Chainsaws don't kill people, Becky. People do. People with chainsaws. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:53 | |
And now I'll spruce up your snowman. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
Ooooh! | 0:01:57 | 0:01:58 | |
Aaargh! Wahhh! Oh! | 0:01:58 | 0:02:02 | |
No need to thank me. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
How I loathe you, Tanner! You're a thorn in my side! | 0:02:05 | 0:02:10 | |
That's it! | 0:02:10 | 0:02:11 | |
I'm going to punish you smart alecks so hard that future children | 0:02:11 | 0:02:15 | |
will weep at the very mention of your names. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
-My name's not Alec. -Oh! | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
Report to the science lab! | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
You have until the end of lunch time to clean it from top to bottom! | 0:02:22 | 0:02:26 | |
Yow! | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
Oh, I like science. How bad can that be? | 0:02:28 | 0:02:32 | |
Oh that bad! | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
Hey. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
It's, it's...so cute! | 0:02:37 | 0:02:42 | |
SQUEAKING | 0:02:42 | 0:02:43 | |
Hello, Mr Wabby! | 0:02:43 | 0:02:47 | |
Likkle meecies! | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
Tortie-tortie-too-too! | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
HE GROANS | 0:02:52 | 0:02:53 | |
Gribbetty-Groo! | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
Tarantie-la-la-lu-la! | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
Ah! Look at her hairy little fangs! | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
Who's got naughty, hairy little fangs? | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
I suppose she does have a quite an endearing epigastric fold. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
Templeton! | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
I think they might need cleaning out. And petting. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
Poor, poor little lab animals, probably don't get enough attention. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
Yeah, something tells me they'll have had enough soon. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
Cooing over small animals! Sometimes Becky's such a girl. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:22 | |
At least you and I don't act so stereotypically. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
THEY GASP | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
Cor! Look at the size of that machine! | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
Buttons and dials and levers and things whose purpose | 0:03:30 | 0:03:34 | |
cannot possibly be clear until we touch them! | 0:03:34 | 0:03:38 | |
Let's touch them! | 0:03:38 | 0:03:39 | |
MACHINE CRANKS INTO ACTION | 0:03:39 | 0:03:45 | |
Wow! It makes smoke! And a noise! | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
Yeah, I think we're supposed to put something inside it? | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
The noise and smoke wasn't enough? Why must you always want more? | 0:03:51 | 0:03:55 | |
BEEPING | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
That's what I'm talking about! | 0:04:03 | 0:04:04 | |
Finally! Proof of my Cube Earth Theory! | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
You know what this means? | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
Your theory stinks? | 0:04:09 | 0:04:10 | |
No! This machine is a vessel of infinite knowledge! | 0:04:10 | 0:04:14 | |
It shows us how the world really is. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
Or it turns spheres into cubes. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
Heresy! Don't listen to him, O Great Machine! | 0:04:18 | 0:04:22 | |
MACHINE PINGS | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
So what's that telling us? | 0:04:27 | 0:04:28 | |
That the world is but a small copy of the one true cube. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:32 | |
Hmm. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:33 | |
So how about this? | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
Guh! | 0:04:37 | 0:04:38 | |
MACHINE CLICKS AND PINGS | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
Wow! | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
Of course! Bananas are oranges and oranges are bananas! | 0:04:46 | 0:04:51 | |
I must meditate on this. Ommm. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
You meditating or having a sinus attack? | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
Ah, I see a plane of pure whiteness. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
Have you kids been messin' with the Transmogrifier? | 0:05:02 | 0:05:06 | |
No. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:07 | |
You gotta be careful with this thing. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
Never put it on full power. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
What happens on full power? | 0:05:11 | 0:05:12 | |
The Great Disaster of 1906. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:16 | |
Turned the school into a sphere. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
Sure, it produced perfectly rounded students, but just even | 0:05:19 | 0:05:23 | |
a little whisper of wind, and...rrrrr! | 0:05:23 | 0:05:27 | |
Down it went, rolling through the city. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
Crushing buildings, dinner ladies, everything. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:35 | |
Cool! | 0:05:35 | 0:05:36 | |
The matter Transmogrifier is a dark chapter | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
in man's pursuit of knowledge. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
It must only be used in the most dire of circumstances. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:46 | |
MACHINE BEEPS | 0:05:46 | 0:05:50 | |
THEY GASP | 0:05:50 | 0:05:51 | |
Like making chips for lunch. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
CLICKING AND PINGING | 0:05:57 | 0:05:58 | |
BUZZING AND ZAPPING | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
Ooh! | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
Uh! | 0:06:06 | 0:06:07 | |
ZAPPING | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
ZAPPING | 0:06:14 | 0:06:15 | |
Eurgh! | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
MACHINE CREAKS | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
Mitchell, stop using that machine! | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
Don't worry, I know what I'm doing. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:27 | |
You're messing with powers you barely understand. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:31 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
CLICKING AND BEEPING | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
Agh! | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
BOTH: Epic! | 0:06:38 | 0:06:39 | |
Oo-ah! Where'd it go, yo? | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
Oh, I don't know how, but... Oh! | 0:06:42 | 0:06:46 | |
TANNER! | 0:06:46 | 0:06:47 | |
BELL RINGS The bell! Wasn't there something | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
we were supposed to do before the end of lunch? | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
Yeah, I think so. Was it clean out the animals? | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
No. Was it tamper with the very fabric of matter itself? | 0:06:54 | 0:06:58 | |
No. Oh! What was it? | 0:06:58 | 0:06:59 | |
Oh, right. Yeah. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
What are we going to do?! | 0:07:04 | 0:07:05 | |
HE HUMS GENTLY | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
And the banana shall be an orange and the orange a banana. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:15 | |
And the apple shall be a lingonberry. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT | 0:07:17 | 0:07:18 | |
Eeek! | 0:07:18 | 0:07:19 | |
He's coming! He is coming! | 0:07:19 | 0:07:23 | |
Who, the god of various fruits? | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
No, Abercrombie! | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
HE GASPS | 0:07:27 | 0:07:28 | |
I've got an idea. Help me with this. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
I knew it! You haven't... | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
..failed to do as I asked. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
Just as I thought. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
But where did it all go? | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
LASER ZAPS | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
Well, that was easy. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
Thanks to The Great Machine. Blessed be his name. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:57 | |
CROAKING | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
Er, Becky, did you just croak like a frog? | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
Of course I didn't! | 0:08:02 | 0:08:03 | |
CROAKING | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
While you two were messing about with the machine, | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
I sort of freed all the animals. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
They wooked so sad in their cages. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
Are you sure that was a good idea? | 0:08:12 | 0:08:13 | |
You mess with the very fabric of the universe and you ask me | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
if setting a few bunnies and hamsters free is a good idea?! | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
No need to get all logical with me! | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
I'm sure it's fine. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:23 | |
ANIMALS SQUEAK | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
MACHINE WHIRRS AND BUZZES | 0:08:30 | 0:08:34 | |
If John has five apples and can eat one a minute and a train | 0:08:37 | 0:08:42 | |
heads towards John at 120mph, how many apples can he eat before... | 0:08:42 | 0:08:46 | |
Um, shouldn't he be thinking about getting out of the way? | 0:08:46 | 0:08:50 | |
John's fate is inevitable. Answer the question. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
I thought we could do this at break. Grrrr! | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
Haven't you made enough things too big for one day? | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
Come on, isn't everything better when it's too big? | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
HEAVY THUDDING IN BACKGROUND | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
Giant guinea pig! | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
Great idea. Now you're thinking. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
No, there is one! | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
HE GASPS | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
Halt! | 0:09:11 | 0:09:12 | |
If Becky and Mitchell head towards the door at 1mph and I-I-I-I... | 0:09:12 | 0:09:18 | |
The Great Machine has sent us a guinea pig. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
Come on. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
WHIRRING AND BLEEPING | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
Welcome to the beginning of class. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
ALL GROAN AND SIGH | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
No sign of the giant guinea pig. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
-It left us an offering! -Ugh! | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
We shall build a shrine to this mighty log. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
It's called a toilet and this school has plenty. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
Where could that guinea pig have gone? | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
There you are, my lovely! Drink up. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
LOUD THUD | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
SNIFFING AND PANTING | 0:09:50 | 0:09:51 | |
-What? -LOUD SQUEAKING | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
Huh? | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
SCREAMING | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
HE GURGLES | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
My goodness! He's been... | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
Badly nibbled. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
My girlfriend knit me this sweater at the Glastonbury Festival. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:14 | |
We've got to stop that thing before it nibbles again! | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
HE HUMS GENTLY | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
SCRATCHING SOUND | 0:10:20 | 0:10:21 | |
Hello? Is anyone there? | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
DOOR CREAKS LOUDLY | 0:10:32 | 0:10:33 | |
TANNER! | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
Did you hear something? | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
TERRIFIED SCREAMING | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
A giant rabbit ate my spherical phone! | 0:10:45 | 0:10:48 | |
-You mean guinea pig. -Whatever! It ran up that thingy. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:52 | |
It's gone into the air ducts! Stephanie, give me your number. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:57 | |
Is there any other way? | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
VENT CREAKS AND BANGS | 0:10:59 | 0:11:00 | |
BEEPING | 0:11:06 | 0:11:07 | |
Mitchell! The blue dot's right on top of you! | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
Get out of there, you man! | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
I'm the blue dots! Stephanie's phone is the pink one. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:16 | |
There it is! | 0:11:16 | 0:11:17 | |
My dot's way cooler than yours. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
Your dot's in a giant guinea pig's bowels. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
SNORING | 0:11:24 | 0:11:27 | |
It's just around the next corner. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
Get the carrot ready to coax it out. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
Don't make any sudden noises. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
SCHOOL BELL RINGS LOUDLY | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
Wait up! Hold one-niner on bogey-five! | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
-What?! -I always wanted to talk like that. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
There are lots of kids around. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
We don't want a giant guinea pig panic. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
ALL SCREAM AND SHOUT | 0:11:47 | 0:11:48 | |
Giant guinea piggaroooo! | 0:11:48 | 0:11:49 | |
Panic! | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
FRANTIC COMMOTION | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
Now that's an amusing conundrum. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
What is? | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
Well, if the giant guinea pig's down here, | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
what's up in the ventilator with Mitchell? | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
LOUD BOOM | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
Uh oh! | 0:12:08 | 0:12:09 | |
Big bunny! | 0:12:09 | 0:12:13 | |
RABBIT NIBBLES CARROT NOISILY | 0:12:13 | 0:12:17 | |
Mitchell, try and lead it to the lab, we'll meet you there! | 0:12:19 | 0:12:23 | |
Run for your lives! | 0:12:23 | 0:12:26 | |
ALL: Ahhhhhhh! | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
HE GASPS IN FEAR | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
Tanner! | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
POUNDS LOUDLY ON GRILL | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
Wahhh! | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
Dah! | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
-GROGGILY: -Oh-ooh-ooh. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
Oof! | 0:12:48 | 0:12:49 | |
HE STRAINS TO LIFT TORTOISE | 0:12:49 | 0:12:52 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:12:52 | 0:12:53 | |
-WINDOW SHATTERS -TANNER! | 0:12:53 | 0:12:57 | |
Shhh! You'll frighten the animals. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
CONFUSION AND PANIC | 0:12:59 | 0:13:04 | |
It's OK, kids, it's only a ferocious monster tortoise. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
CROAKING | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
CROAKING | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
Lab animals in the corridors! Unbelievable! | 0:13:13 | 0:13:17 | |
SCREAMING | 0:13:17 | 0:13:18 | |
GROWLING | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
Templeton, we have to shrink the bunny! | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
We do not control the Great Machine. It controls us. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
-How? -Mysterious ways. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
You're making it up as you go along! | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
Infidel! | 0:13:32 | 0:13:33 | |
-Oof! -Ow! -Ouch! -Uh! | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
It's right behind me! | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
Hit it! | 0:13:42 | 0:13:43 | |
What the devil has been going on in... Ahh! | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
LOUD BOOM | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
Ribbit! | 0:13:50 | 0:13:51 | |
Ribbit! | 0:13:52 | 0:13:53 | |
On the plus side, he can't really yell at us any more. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 | |
On the downside, he's got super-hopping power! | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
Ribbit! | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
Sir? Er, sorry about smashing your ceiling. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:04 | |
Oh, and the toad thing. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:05 | |
HE CROAKS | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
Hail to thee, Creature of the Great Machine. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
I'm Templeton, your faithful toadie. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
Templeton, what are you doing? | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
It has come from the Great Machine, we must commune with it. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:19 | |
Have you a message for us, o slimy one? | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
Ribbit? | 0:14:22 | 0:14:23 | |
I see! | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
So what you're saying is... Actually I've no idea what you're saying. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
Could you give us a sign? | 0:14:28 | 0:14:30 | |
Ow! | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
Still not 100% clear. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
FROG SLURPS | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
Grovel before me, stinking humans. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:42 | |
Bit difficult from this position. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
What style of grovelling would you have me do, o warty one? | 0:14:45 | 0:14:50 | |
Perhaps the one-knee'd I'm not worthy? | 0:14:50 | 0:14:53 | |
Keep him talking. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
Mr Abercrombie? | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
I am Toadercrombie, ribbit, and I speak for all your prisoners! | 0:14:57 | 0:15:04 | |
You mean the pets? | 0:15:04 | 0:15:05 | |
Pets?! Is that what you humans call us? | 0:15:05 | 0:15:10 | |
Ribbit. You have enslaved us. Petted us. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
Turned us into characters in whimsical children's novels. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:19 | |
Now, it is your turn to feel the wra-a-a-th of small, cute animals! | 0:15:19 | 0:15:26 | |
Whoa! | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
You will be first, Tanner... | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
But I've done all the grovelling. Why can't I feel the wrath? | 0:15:34 | 0:15:38 | |
Lick my face, wart-bag. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:39 | |
Whoa! | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
Rooooarr! | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
Run! | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
ALL SCREAM | 0:15:47 | 0:15:48 | |
That'll hold him for a bit. What do we know about weird hybrids? | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
Nothing! Except, didn't the machine make TWO hybrids | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
when it crossed the orange and the banana? | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
Yes, the Banorange and the Orana! | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
So if that was Toad/Abercrombie, where's Abercrombie/Toa...? | 0:16:02 | 0:16:07 | |
(TINY VOICE) Help meee! Help meeeee! | 0:16:07 | 0:16:12 | |
If that was Toadercrombie, this must be... | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
Abertoadie! | 0:16:15 | 0:16:16 | |
Oh! He's ador-wable! Oh, look at his little warty moustache. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:21 | |
Who's a cheeky little abomination? | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
Let me see... | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
Not you! Tanner! | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
-I think he's fainted. -Can I have him? | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
-What are you going to do with him? -Feed him flies. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
I always wanted to make him eat flies. And this way he'll enjoy it. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
OK, but remember, a tiny, amphibious headmaster is for life. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:41 | |
Templeton! Where are you going? | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
I must go back to the machine, the Great One. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
How can it be the Great One? Look at all the trouble it's caused. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:49 | |
My goodness, you're right! How can I have been so blind? | 0:16:49 | 0:16:53 | |
It is the Evil One. I must destroy it. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:58 | |
HEAVY THUMPING AND GROWLING | 0:16:58 | 0:17:02 | |
< After them, comrades! | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
Nibble them! Nibble them all! | 0:17:04 | 0:17:08 | |
Aaagh! | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
ALL SCREAM | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
THUMPING AND SNARLING | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
HIDEOUS SCREECHING | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
Run! | 0:17:23 | 0:17:24 | |
Rooooaaaarrr! | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
Run? | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
< There they are! | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
SNARLING | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
ALL SCREAM | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
Resistance is futile. Caught like rabbits in a headlight! | 0:17:58 | 0:18:04 | |
Croak! | 0:18:04 | 0:18:05 | |
Sorry. I know. Offensive. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
Keep away from us! | 0:18:08 | 0:18:09 | |
You humans have ruled this school for...croak | 0:18:09 | 0:18:13 | |
..hundreds of years and look how you've treated it! | 0:18:13 | 0:18:17 | |
Well, strictly speaking, that was you. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
Silence! Now, we will take charge. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:24 | |
Ours will be a brave new school, where rodents | 0:18:24 | 0:18:29 | |
and amphibians live in harmony with the curriculum. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:34 | |
There is a bit of Abercrombie left in you, isn't there? | 0:18:34 | 0:18:37 | |
Enough! Prepare to be nuzzled! | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
Awww. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
-To death! -Aaaaagh! | 0:18:41 | 0:18:42 | |
Oh, furry pets! Here's Kitty! | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
Rooaaarrrr! | 0:18:45 | 0:18:48 | |
No! Comrades! Come back! | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
Croak! You cannot win - | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
the terrifying Age of Harmless Animals has begun! | 0:18:53 | 0:18:59 | |
Ha-ha-ha! Croak! | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
-We've got to stop him. -Do we? Do we, Mitchell? | 0:19:04 | 0:19:08 | |
Does his school sound so much worse than ours? | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
Perhaps we have had our day. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
There'd be a lot of giant animal poo everywhere. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
Good point. Let's stop him. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
Soon, my beauties, this school will be ours! | 0:19:17 | 0:19:21 | |
Croak! Now, mice, I've got you down to teach geography. Croak! | 0:19:21 | 0:19:29 | |
Tarantula, you've got modern languages. Croak! | 0:19:29 | 0:19:34 | |
Actually, that clashes with IT. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
Hang on a minute... Croak. I'll adjust the timetable. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:41 | |
Leave room for double butt-kicking. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:45 | |
Tanner! How'd you like to be held back until you're...croak...21? | 0:19:45 | 0:19:51 | |
How'd you like to...be a sort of froggy, green headmaster thing? | 0:19:51 | 0:19:56 | |
Yes, rather suits me, doesn't it? | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
Just as it will shortly suit you to become...croak...a cube! | 0:19:59 | 0:20:05 | |
Oooh! | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
I'm too cool to be square. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
Hggguggll... | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
I can't understand you with your tongue like that. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
Hwwgggll... | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
Templeton! | 0:20:15 | 0:20:16 | |
False teacher! Weaver of illusions! | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
You're nothing but a glorified candy floss machine | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
and I shall destroy you! | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
Oh. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
Right. I've got all the big machines. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:30 | |
Who's the smart aleck now? | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
I think that would be me. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:34 | |
-No! -Temps, get out of the window. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:40 | |
Aggghhhhhhh! | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
Failed! Croak. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
His plan has failed... Ribbit! ..like he does in all his classes! | 0:20:47 | 0:20:52 | |
Ribbit! At last, this school is ours. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:56 | |
We are free, my friends! Freeeeeeee...! | 0:20:56 | 0:21:03 | |
So turning the power up to full made a tiny copy of the whole school, | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
trapping them inside it. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
But they still have their animal high school, so they'll be happy. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
And the machine blowing up has returned everything to normal | 0:21:11 | 0:21:14 | |
-in the real school, including Mr Abercrombie! -Hmm. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:18 | |
I'm not convinced that blowing up a machine would make everything | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
go back to normal. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:22 | |
Don't question it. We meddled with stuff we don't understand. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
We got away with it. Let's go play in the snow. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
I mean, if you blow up a toaster, | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
your toast doesn't turn back into bread, does it? | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
Templeton, shh! | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
And if you blow up a cow, you don't make cheese not exist. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
I mean, it just doesn't make any sense! | 0:21:36 | 0:21:39 | |
GRUNTING | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
Ribbit! | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
# Have you ever seen a sign saying "Don't press the button" | 0:21:44 | 0:21:47 | |
# "Don't press the button" | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
# Whenever you see a sign saying "Don't press the button" | 0:21:49 | 0:21:52 | |
# What you want to do? Press the button! # | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 |