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SPOOKY LAUGHTER # Creepy ain't the word | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
# Freaky ain't the word | 0:00:03 | 0:00:05 | |
# Sneaky ain't the word | 0:00:05 | 0:00:06 | |
# See what I've observed | 0:00:06 | 0:00:07 | |
# There's no easy way to describe this geeky place | 0:00:07 | 0:00:09 | |
# Even geeky place doesn't tell you what I need to say | 0:00:09 | 0:00:12 | |
# This is Strange Hill | 0:00:12 | 0:00:13 | |
# Where a talking frog can eat your face | 0:00:13 | 0:00:15 | |
# It's very, very random | 0:00:15 | 0:00:16 | |
# You'll get used to these debates if you stick around | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
# Although I wouldn't recommend it | 0:00:19 | 0:00:20 | |
# When they used the name "Strange", mate, they really meant it | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
# There's some things in life with which you just don't mess | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
# On every vest I got the letters SOS | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
# Cos you never know what might be lurking round the corner | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
# And what it might do if it ever found or saw you | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
# Keep the lights on in the hallways, all day | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
# Things won't always tend to go your way | 0:00:35 | 0:00:39 | |
# Watch your back and be prepared | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
# Can't wait for 3:30 See you there. # | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
SCHOOL BELL RINGS | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
"..The Corn Laws did not affect merely corn. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:12 | |
"Barley was also affected. As were certain types of rice..." | 0:01:12 | 0:01:17 | |
Oh... Must stay awake... | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
But every word, more boring than the last! | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
Oh...! Only 30 pages to go. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:28 | |
1883 was another interesting year. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:49 | |
It consisted of 365 days. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:53 | |
Of those, 52 were Mondays. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:57 | |
52 were Tuesdays. But only three were Wednesdays, | 0:01:57 | 0:02:02 | |
after a ship carrying the nation's Ws | 0:02:02 | 0:02:06 | |
was sunk by an inconsiderate giant squid. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:11 | |
MITCHELL MAKES INSECT NOISES | 0:02:11 | 0:02:12 | |
Mitchell, stop! You're so distractible! | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
-What? -You're such a yo-yo! | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
My yo-yo! Brilliant. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
That's it for today. Don't forget your projects are due tomorrow. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:24 | |
Project?! | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
A history project? When has he ever mentioned this?! | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
Every day this term. When have you not been paying attention? | 0:02:30 | 0:02:34 | |
-Every day this term. You done yours? -Nearly. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:38 | |
Mine is about the Strange Hill building and its many mysteries. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:42 | |
Guess I should've emptied the milk out first. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
My project's about the electrical storm | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
that nearly destroyed the school in 1881. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
It works! | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
OK, I have one afternoon to do this. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
Well, 15 minutes - I don't want to waste an afternoon. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
I'll copy something from the library. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
GASPS | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
-Are you, um, totally crazy?! -Like, boy is INSANE! | 0:03:13 | 0:03:18 | |
The library! The library! Ah-ha-ha-ha! | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
-What's wrong with the library? -He said it again! Noooo! | 0:03:21 | 0:03:25 | |
Nobody goes into the li-berry! | 0:03:25 | 0:03:28 | |
No-one who goes in ever comes out! | 0:03:28 | 0:03:32 | |
What? That's crazy! | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
That's why nobody goes in. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
Because of the BOOK. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
Pleeeeease change the subject! | 0:03:39 | 0:03:43 | |
A book so boring that if you read it... | 0:03:43 | 0:03:47 | |
You. Might. Vanish. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
-Yeah, good one! Way to fool the new guy. -I don't joke about no book! | 0:03:50 | 0:03:55 | |
Not even a joke book, fool! | 0:03:55 | 0:03:59 | |
Donald went to the library yesterday. Poor Donald. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:04 | |
Poor, mysteriously-vanished Donald. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:09 | |
ALL: Ooooohhh! | 0:04:09 | 0:04:10 | |
You are crazy people. I need to pass my report. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:16 | |
I need books. Books in library. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
End of. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
Now I know libraries can be scary places, | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
full of books by Beeeeatrix Potterrrrr! | 0:04:28 | 0:04:32 | |
-But are you going to help me or not? -Charles Dickens, | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
just try to scare yourself out of me! | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
I don't know the meaning of the word fear. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
I know a lot of synonyms for it, though. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
"Filling my pants with raisins" comes to mind. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:46 | |
What are you doing here?! | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
We're students. Students use school facilities. I attend this school. | 0:04:56 | 0:05:00 | |
-Here I am. -Shhhh! Talk quietly! | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
-WHISPERING -What? -Shhhhh! | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
Shhhhh! | 0:05:12 | 0:05:13 | |
Somewhere up there is the world's most evil book. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:26 | |
Is it...this?! | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
BECKY SCREAMS | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
Oh! No, I guess not. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:36 | |
Let's do my report then. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
There's a big old book. I bet that book's full of history. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:49 | |
Or book bugs. Either way, neat! | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
"A Most Intriguing History Of Strange Hill High, | 0:05:59 | 0:06:03 | |
"by Bartlemass Baddooee, 1881." | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
-Mitchell, this must have something good for your project! -Cool. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:10 | |
You guys start looking for a topic for me | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
and I'll go find a pencil so you can write it up. For me. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:17 | |
"Strange Hill High was founded in the year 12 by a man named John. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:22 | |
"There was not much going on in Britain, | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
"so John had time on his hands..." | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
BOTH SIGH | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
Hmmm... Pencil, pencil. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
Ooh, The Big Book Of Tanks! | 0:06:33 | 0:06:38 | |
"The year 14 wasn't much different than the year 12, | 0:06:39 | 0:06:44 | |
"except that John was now known as "John The Acorn Eater". | 0:06:44 | 0:06:49 | |
Urgh, get to an interesting part! | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
Even the interesting parts aren't interesting! | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
"1066 - had a visit from Norman." | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
Ooh, go to the Great Storm of 1881! | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
You can't make a big, electrical storm that destroys a school boring. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:04 | |
Here we are! The Great Storm of 1881! | 0:07:04 | 0:07:09 | |
"The day began, as most school days do, at 8am. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
"At 8:30, the skies were still clear. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
"At 9, a bell rang out. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
"But it was not the storm bell, merely the regular 9am bell." | 0:07:17 | 0:07:21 | |
"At 10am, nothing happened and it soon became 10:01..." | 0:07:21 | 0:07:26 | |
MITCHELL CHUCKLES | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
CACKLING | 0:07:37 | 0:07:38 | |
Where'd they go? | 0:07:45 | 0:07:46 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
-Excuse me? -Oh, great(!) | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
Did you see where my friends went? | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
What friends? | 0:07:56 | 0:07:57 | |
-The friends I came in with. -No, you came in on your own. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:01 | |
-No, I didn't. -Yes, you did. -No, I didn't. -I see only you. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:05 | |
No, I came in with two friends. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
Maybe you imagined them. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
Imaginary friends. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
Are you an only child? | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
Yes, I am. But there were three of us. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
Shhhhh! | 0:08:17 | 0:08:18 | |
You're a very persistent young man and I don't like that. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:22 | |
Three of us. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:23 | |
I'll check the records. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
HE GASPS | 0:08:33 | 0:08:34 | |
No. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
Nobody has been in here for... 12 years. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:42 | |
Look, you really must go. It's closing time. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:46 | |
It's 11:15 in the morning. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
Closing time. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
OK, I'll go. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
Going is good. Goodbye. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
Where are we? | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
As far as I can tell, we've been abducted by aliens. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
Which ones, I cannot say. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
That's crazy. Why would aliens have an old broom? | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
Probing. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:17 | |
RESONANT METALLIC ECHOING | 0:09:29 | 0:09:33 | |
What's this? What's that sound? | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
Don't you know what it is? | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
Warp engines! | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
Travelling at light speed! | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
We are most certainly on a spacecraft! | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
Yes, that book must've been some sort of star-gate, | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
A draw for the bravest and brightest. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
We have been chosen! | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
Take me to your leader. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
Whoa! | 0:09:59 | 0:10:00 | |
CHILDREN RECITE: 19th April, 1605... | 0:10:00 | 0:10:04 | |
We come in peace! Under the shadow proclamation Section 44... | 0:10:04 | 0:10:08 | |
..April, 1605 was a Wednesday.... | 0:10:08 | 0:10:12 | |
And the 21st was? | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
Would it be a Thursday, Master Balding? | 0:10:15 | 0:10:19 | |
No, Shackleton! There was no Thursday! | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
Thursdays were destroyed in the Gunpowder Plot | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
and we had to make do with a cobbled together day called Wednefrisday. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:29 | |
Holy macarolly! | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
It's incredible. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
Yes, Mr Balding is an alien. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
Now, children, if you'd all like to wipe clean your slates... | 0:10:46 | 0:10:50 | |
THEY SPLUTTER | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
Ew, gross! | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
Fascinating! This must be how they digest their prey. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
..and write down today's date. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:00 | |
May 5th, 1881. Why does that date look so familiar? | 0:11:00 | 0:11:04 | |
-SHE GASPS -The Great Storm! | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
It's the date of the storm that destroys the school! | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
-We've got to... -Abandon ship! -..rescue these kids! | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
Mr Balding, you don't know me, but you do, well, you won't yet, | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
but you will. Listen, there's going to be a terrible storm today | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
and you have to get everyone to safety! | 0:11:17 | 0:11:18 | |
Young lady, I cannot have this type of disruption in my class. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:23 | |
There's going to be a disruption, all right - | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
b-b-b-boom! Smash! Smash! Aargh! | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
I'll have to send you and your compatriot to my office. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:31 | |
-Creeply? -Grrrr. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
In the name of the Interstellar Peace Treaty, we... | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
Whoa! | 0:11:35 | 0:11:36 | |
-Aargh! -Oh! | 0:11:38 | 0:11:39 | |
Becky! | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
Templeton! | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
Becks! | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
T-Town! | 0:11:49 | 0:11:50 | |
Beck... | 0:11:50 | 0:11:51 | |
Ohh. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
1001 Party Hats. Cool! | 0:11:55 | 0:11:59 | |
DOOR HANDLE RATTLES | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
We're locked in! | 0:12:07 | 0:12:08 | |
The Great Storm is coming and we're stuck in a room | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
with stuffed dodos and... | 0:12:11 | 0:12:12 | |
Ew, what is that? | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
No, Becks, don't you realise what's happened? | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
They've selected us to be part of their alien zoo! | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
-SHE GASPS -Templeton, look! | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
A Most Intriguing History Of Strange Hill High. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:31 | |
What's that doing here? | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
HE WHISTLES | 0:12:34 | 0:12:39 | |
Oh, where was I? Oh...oh, yeah, my friends! | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
Hmm. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
The book they were reading might have a clue. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
Find the book and... Aw, filing cabinets?! | 0:12:50 | 0:12:54 | |
Where's the computer? | 0:12:54 | 0:12:55 | |
That's got to be it! | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
HE GROANS AND STRAINS | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
Ha-ha! | 0:13:06 | 0:13:07 | |
CREAKING | 0:13:09 | 0:13:10 | |
Waaah! | 0:13:13 | 0:13:14 | |
Bum. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:17 | |
Hmm. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:19 | |
A Most Intriguing History of Strange Hill. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:23 | |
That's it! | 0:13:25 | 0:13:26 | |
Hmm. Becky and Templeton had this book and went missing. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
So did Donald. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:30 | |
So must've all of these kids! | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
Book, prepare to be read! | 0:13:34 | 0:13:35 | |
Well, skimmed through, actually. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
CHORAL VOICES: # Aah-aah! # | 0:13:43 | 0:13:48 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
Ha! | 0:13:56 | 0:13:57 | |
-SHE GASPS -It's handwritten! | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
-SHE GASPS -"Written By Bartleby Balding." | 0:14:09 | 0:14:12 | |
That's Mr Balding! What's going on here? | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
It's the operator's manual for the spaceship! | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
And Mr Balding is the pilot. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:14:20 | 0:14:21 | |
Or he's a spaceship himself, operated by tiny aliens. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:28 | |
-Let me see. -What? No, that's nuts! | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
THEY GRUNT AND STRAIN | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
SHE GASPS | 0:14:36 | 0:14:39 | |
-SHE COUGHS -Wait. I'm all gasped out. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
OK. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:44 | |
We just caused it to say, "Written by Bartlemass Baddooee," which is | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
what it says in the future. So if we did that, that means | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
we can use the book to communicate with whoever reads it in the future! | 0:14:50 | 0:14:56 | |
That is the most absurd thing I've ever heard. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
"The Great Storm of 1881. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
"The day began, as most school days do, at 8AM." | 0:15:04 | 0:15:09 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
-BECKY AND TEMPLETON: -Wake up, Mitchell! | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
HE GASPS | 0:15:17 | 0:15:18 | |
'We got sucked through the book.' | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
'It's aliens.' | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
'Ignore him! But help us! We're stuck in 1881! | 0:15:22 | 0:15:26 | |
'The Great Storm is coming! | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
'Turn the page!' | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
"Baddooee is Balding. It's his book. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:39 | |
"He's behind all the disappearances. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
"Get Balding and get help. And don't get distracted." | 0:15:41 | 0:15:45 | |
How could Mr Balding have written a book hundreds of years ago? | 0:15:48 | 0:15:53 | |
HE GASPS | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
Mr Balding is immortal! | 0:15:57 | 0:15:59 | |
Or at least really, really old. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
Oh, hello, young Mitchell. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:07 | |
Hello! | 0:16:07 | 0:16:08 | |
Just what I expect a time-bending, school-destroying villain to say | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
as he falls into my trap! | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
Whoa! | 0:16:15 | 0:16:16 | |
Would you like a cup of tea? | 0:16:19 | 0:16:20 | |
No, I'm fine, thanks. Are you feeling at all trapped yet? | 0:16:20 | 0:16:26 | |
What's your game, Baldy? Destroy the school? | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
Destroy the school? | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
I love the school! Been here my whole life. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:34 | |
I was writing a book about it, once. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
Yeah, a book so boring it's opened a borehole in space and time! | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
Hmm, that boring, eh? Oh, dear. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
Been around so long, history just lost its pizazzle. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:46 | |
You remember the last time you felt pizazzled? | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
Ooh, uh...the 12th century. It was a Wednesday. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:53 | |
Hmm. You said you love this school? | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
Think about all the amazing stuff that happens here! | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
I've just been here a few weeks | 0:16:58 | 0:16:59 | |
and already I've seen stuff that would pizazzle your pants off. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
Like when they found that mummified king in the basement! | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
Oh, that's the sort of thing that you find exciting, is it? | 0:17:04 | 0:17:08 | |
Yeah. Skeleton with a crown? Duh. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
Now, listen. Exciting is the opposite of boring, right? | 0:17:11 | 0:17:15 | |
And your book was so boring it sucked people in. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
So if you can make your book exciting... | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
It might stop sucking! | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
In so many ways! It might reverse the borehole! | 0:17:22 | 0:17:25 | |
Spitting out everything it's swallowed! Brilliant! | 0:17:25 | 0:17:29 | |
How did you come up with that? | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
I don't know. I'm upside down. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
Guess the blood's actually making it to my brain for once. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
Odd. I thought the storm would've hit by now. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
Odd indeed. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:45 | |
Are you ready to...finish your book? | 0:17:48 | 0:17:52 | |
Which number pencil shall I use? | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
-Erm... -I'm only kidding. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
I'm going to use a pen. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
Looking for this? | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
Oh, yes, that's it. Thank you so much. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
Dude, she's being sarcastic. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
Uh, librarian lady, you do know that book does some horrible things? | 0:18:09 | 0:18:13 | |
Horrible...or wonderful? | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
It keeps my library clean. Clean of children and their sticky hands! | 0:18:16 | 0:18:22 | |
Bending the pages, marking them, | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
wiping bogies on a Henry Wadsworth Longfellow! | 0:18:24 | 0:18:28 | |
HE CHUCKLES Wadsworth. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
Awful children like you. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
Now, perhaps you'd like to come here and read a nice, | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
long passage from this book? | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
It won't work on me. I have ADHD! | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
No! | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
Oh! | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
Mr Balding, start writing exciting stuff! | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
THEY GRUNT AND STRAIN | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
It's hard to think of anything exciting that's ever happened to me. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:59 | |
Tons of stuff happens here! | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
Last week, we found a boy | 0:19:01 | 0:19:02 | |
who was living in the lost and found for 100 years! | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
Oh, yes. Peter! Rather an excitable boy! | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
-HE GRUNTS -Ooh! | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
RUMBLING | 0:19:11 | 0:19:12 | |
The storm's coming! But it's coming from inside! | 0:19:19 | 0:19:23 | |
We've got to warn the kids! | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
Initiating panic phase. Roger. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
-Hi-yah! -Whoa! | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
Aaargh! | 0:19:32 | 0:19:33 | |
Prepare for the paper cut of your life! | 0:19:38 | 0:19:42 | |
Hi-yah! | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
PANICKED SHOUTING | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
-You! What's your name again? -Ernest, Miss. Ernest Shackleton. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:53 | |
Ernest, remember I told you about that storm? | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
Well, it's happening | 0:19:56 | 0:19:57 | |
and I need you to help get all these kids to a safe place. | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
Have you ever been brave before? | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
-No, Miss. -Well, it's as easy as being scared, but with less worry. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:05 | |
So I want you to be brave and get everyone to the basement! | 0:20:05 | 0:20:08 | |
Yes, Miss! | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
"And then there was that time when a mysterious sailing ship, | 0:20:11 | 0:20:15 | |
"devoid of passengers, washed up on the shores of Strange Hill" | 0:20:15 | 0:20:20 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:20:20 | 0:20:21 | |
Oh! | 0:20:28 | 0:20:29 | |
Ha-ha! | 0:20:32 | 0:20:33 | |
-Oh! -"And then there was The Battle of the Library!" | 0:20:33 | 0:20:38 | |
Oh! | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
That's it! | 0:20:40 | 0:20:41 | |
"The End. For now." | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
It's the mother ship! | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
Actually, it's the eye of the electrical storm! | 0:20:50 | 0:20:54 | |
-BOTH: -Aaarrrrgh! | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
Aaargh! | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
Waaah! | 0:21:01 | 0:21:02 | |
My precious books! They're all scuffed! | 0:21:04 | 0:21:09 | |
As books should be. Don't you see, old girl? | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
History's nothing if it's not lived in. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:15 | |
And a book is not a book until it's read. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:18 | |
You did it! | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
All along, the Great Storm of 1881 was just you rescuing us! | 0:21:20 | 0:21:24 | |
The Galactic Federation's sure to be pleased. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
So, after all that, | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
I bet Mr Balding gave you a good grade on your project. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
Project?! D'oh! | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
# This is why we stay out of the library, yo! | 0:21:45 | 0:21:49 | |
# Out of the library | 0:21:49 | 0:21:50 | |
# Out, out of the library | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
# This is why we stay out of the library, yo! | 0:21:52 | 0:21:56 | |
# Out of the library | 0:21:56 | 0:21:57 | |
# Out, out of the library. # | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 |