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# Creepy ain't the word Freaky ain't the word

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# Sneaky ain't the word See what I've observed

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# As there's no easy way to describe this geeky place

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# Even geeky place doesn't tell you what I need to say

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# This is Strange Hill! Where a talking frog can eat your face!

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# It's very, very random You'll get used to these debates

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# If you stick around Although I wouldn't recommend it

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# When they use the name "Strange" Mate, they really meant it!

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# There's some things in life In which you just don't mess

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# On every vest I've got the letters SOS

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# Cos you never know what might be Lurking 'round the corner

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# Or what they might do If they ever found or saw you

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# Keep the lights on In the hallways, all day

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# Things won't always Tend to go your way

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# Watch your back and be prepared Can't wait for 3:30

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# See you there. #

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BELL RINGS

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Ahhhhhh!

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# I'm dying

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# And trying and vying and absolutely not lying

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# For your l-o-ove girl.

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-# L-o-ove girl...#

-Can you stop, please?

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Stop singing my favourite tune by my favourite singer,

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-who is singing in town this weekend?

-Yes. All that.

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Sorry, can't.

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MC BoneBag is performing one night only and I've got to see him!

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HE BEATBOXES

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BoneBag!

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Fresh!

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You should only sing into a banana

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if you want to summon the Lord of the Apes - that's what my mum says.

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Maybe she didn't want you singing.

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Maybe she didn't want to deal with the terror of the Lord of the Apes.

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Well, I've got to see BoneBag, no matter wha-aaaaa?!

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Who pasted that notice?!

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The Lord of the Apes moves in mysterious ways.

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Blessed be he.

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GROANING

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Hairy, primitive, of mysterious origin...

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It's the Ape Lord, himself!

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It's just Murdoch, the caretake...

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Be you the Ape Lord, Murdoch?

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HE GROWLS

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I'll take that as an "ook".

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Who's walked muddy footprints all over my shiny floor?

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Not me.

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Not me.

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Not me.

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I'm going to say, "Templeton".

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Next time, leave the outside outside.

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I'd be happy never to set foot in the school, if it'd help.

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Maybe if he spent less time being so cranky

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and more time doing his job, the school wouldn't be falling apart.

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Seems fine to me.

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Ahhhh!

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Extra! Extra!

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"School Illiteracy At An All-Time High."

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Read all about it, if you can!

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-I'll take a paper, boy.

-Thank you, Miss!

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The Daily Weekly?

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The student newspaper?

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Really?

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I like to know what's going on around the school.

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Becks, the only thing more boring than being a student

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is reporting on students.

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Being a cow is pretty boring.

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Though reporting on cows - that's journalism.

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You'd be surprised.

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The Strange Hill paper's full of interesting things.

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-Student government...

-Yawn.

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-..school sports team coverage...

-Snooze.

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-..lunch menu listings...

-Snore.

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..and, of course, reviews of books, films and local live music.

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Blah, blah... Did you say live music?

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So, you want to be a reporter, yeah?

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No, I just want to review the MC BoneBag concert

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for free as a local journalist covering the burgeoning music scene,

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locally.

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HE BEATBOXES

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Shhhhh!

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No beatboxing!

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Say I happened to have review tickets for the MC BoneBag concert?

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What would you do for me?

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-Anything at all.

-TELEPHONE RINGS

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-You just name it.

-I've got to take this.

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TELEPHONE CONTINUES TO RING

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Hello? What?! Listen, I've eaten steaks tougher than you.

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What?!

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Yeah! Oh, yeah?

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Oh, speak to my lawyer.

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OK. Bye, mum.

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SHE KISSES TWICE

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Where was I?

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You were walking up and down behind your desk.

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Oh, yeah.

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You said you'd do anything for those tickets.

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Write me a page of news and I'll think about it.

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I meant to say anything except...

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You've got till four.

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And you! Get me some photos.

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But be careful, it's a jungle out there.

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Ow!

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Shhhhhh! No paparazzi!

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Writing news stories is tough. I need leads!

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-Have you got leads?

-What's a lead?

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I dunno. But you need 'em for news stories.

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How about a tip? Have you got a tip?

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Yes. Be a better journalist.

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Being a photographer's hard, too.

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She said it's a jungle out here,

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but I have yet to see any wild creatures.

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A chimp!

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Savage servant of the Ape Lord!

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Yeah! Make sure you capture my good side.

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My outside, yo!

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Well, there's not really much going on in this school.

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But I managed to come up with some good stories. What do you think?

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Well, I'd like these more if they were actually true.

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You made everything up. It's all lies!

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-Let's call it truth-plus.

-Hmmm. The 'plus' being lies.

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I mean, come on!

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"Mysterious Hopping Virus Plagues School"?

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"School Totally Collapses"?!

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But the school is falling apart. You said so yourself.

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Uh-huh, but I'm pretty sure it's not going to totally collapse by Friday!

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You specifically say, "The entire school will collapse

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"at 8:15am Friday morning, crushing everybody I don't like."

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Hey, it could happen, given the right circumstances.

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Multiple Godzillas.

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"My new sweater is not the ugliest thing on earth,"

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claimed a defensive Stephanie Bethany.

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Too late! Presses are rolling!

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SHE MIMICS PRINTING PRESSES

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When she finds out you haven't found any real news stories,

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she's going to eat you alive.

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So, you got it?

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Yeah, yeah, I got it. A-a-and it's great!

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But you can't use it. It's too controversial.

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-Says who?

-Abercrombie.

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Yeah, he said if this goes to press he'll shut down the paper.

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Oh, yeah? Well, nobody threatens me or my paper.

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I'm going to put this out as a special edition.

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Now, I'm off to cover a fashion show. Where's my driver?!

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What just happened here?

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I'm that much closer to getting tickets to the MC BoneBag concert.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing MC BoneBag,

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featuring Mitchell Tanner as audience member!

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Woo-hoo!

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HE BEATBOXES

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Mitchell, your hip hop lifestyle has drained all the ink.

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It's OK. We just need more ink.

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There's not much ink around these days.

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"Supplies. Property of Mr Nos-tra-damus."

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Who's Mr Nostradamus?

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Oh, he was a teacher who got fired a while back,

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for being too unpredictable.

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Well, then he won't mind us using his supplies.

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Woo-hoo! Look at that! Gangster ink!

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That's not what the skull and crossbones means.

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-What are you, a square?

-No, it's just...

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-A geek?

-No.

-A dweeb?

-Oh!

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-A dwerk?

-Ugh, that's not even a word.

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It is now.

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This looks like ink, so we're going to use it.

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Just leave it to Mix Master Mitchell.

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Uh-oh.

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Mitchell!

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No running!

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No running!

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No running! No running!

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Extra! Extra!

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Special edition of The Daily Weekly!

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Read all about it!

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"Newsboy Trampled By Eager Mob"!

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Uh! Uh! Uh!

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Looks like the edition's a smash hit! Good job, kid.

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Isn't she younger than us? And who made her so powerful?

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You're just jealous that my make believe stories are better

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than your "reality".

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They may be entertaining, but at some point people will notice

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the school isn't collapsing, there is no outbreak of beards

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and the new rugby kit is not covered in...

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daisies?

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Let's go give our opponents what they deserve.

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Yeah, a nice crocheted tea cosy. Yo, yo, yo!

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I don't get it.

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Me, neither. This stuff just came out my head and...

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Now, it's all coming true!

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All this, you don't think it's...?

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The ink!

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I told you we shouldn't use it.

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What? No, you, I...

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Look, Becks, it's all good.

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If everything I write comes true, I'll earn my concert tickets

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and no-one gets hurt.

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Unacceptable!

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It's bad enough I have a school full of odd-looking children,

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but I simply cannot run one that's falling apart.

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Sir, you all right?

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Oh, I'm all right, but you,

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you're fired!

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OK, so it's not ALL good.

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Poor, Murdoch. Poor, sad, crazy, scary, Murdoch.

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HE SCREAMS AND GROWLS

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You can repair that with a sparring wrench

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and some 30/40 waterproof sealant.

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The Lord of the Apes, banished from his own kingdom.

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Farewell, good ape!

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My job!

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All I've ever known!

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I've got cleaning fluid in me blood!

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HE SOBS

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I'll take that!

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And that, and that!

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By reading the story, it comes true!

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That's why we've got to get all the papers back

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before anything else happens!

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Aren't you a little curious to see what happens?

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They're just getting to the "Lifestyles" section.

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"Hopping Virus Plagues School.

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"Although harmless in science lab rabbits,

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"a dangerous and hilarious new disease has spread to students.

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"It often causes the afflicted to cluck like chickens."

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CLUCKING

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Like, I did not just do that.

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CLUCKING

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Mitchell, that is really funny,

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but we can't let this get out of control.

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A few more minutes, then we destroy all the papers,

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put things back as they were and Murdoch gets his job back.

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Are you sure it will work?

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No, but it makes sense, and we get to destroy stuff.

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We've got nearly all the copies back, but there's still one left.

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-Why's he got a pig on his head?

-That's not what I wrote.

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Here we are.

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"All school authorities are now required

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"to wear pigs on their heads."

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It's a typo. I meant to write "wigs"!

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Ha! Pretty good, though! He-he-he!

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We've got to get his paper!

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I'm going in.

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(Pet the pig for me!)

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Junior Jumble crossword, you won't defeat me this time!

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An eleven letter word for "idiot".

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Hmm, that's a real pig scratcher.

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PIG OINKS

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Mitchell Tanner!

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Abercrombie!

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That's it! The eleven letter word for "idiot"!

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A-B-E...

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Huh?!

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He-he-he-he!

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TANNER!

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Don't tell me, buffalo stampede?

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Sure, why not?

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I know a great hiding place!

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I hid there last maths exam.

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-I thought you were sick that day?

-Sick of maths, yeah.

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-Have you booked the school hiding place?

-No.

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Then, I'm afraid, you'll have to leave.

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You can't escape me and Piggy Wiggy!

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PIG OINKS

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That was close.

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Hey, look! Murdoch's still here.

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The Lord of the Apes is everywhere and nowhere.

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Wherever a chimp's without a banana,

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wherever a tiny little car needs to be driven,

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where... Hey, wait up!

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He's heading for the boiler room.

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If he fires up the furnace, we can burn the papers.

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Come on!

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All my life up in flames!

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I'm the world's worst caretaker!

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And we're all pretty bad to begin with!

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Murdoch, stop! I'm sure you can find another job.

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Really? A useless, weird old fella that gives kids the creeps?

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You're quite good at that.

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I'm good for nuthin'!

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And the school's going to collapse, thanks to my neglect!

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No, wait! It's not your fault!

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It's actually sort of funny. You're going to laugh.

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See, I wrote these articles...

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No, wait!

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Somebody else say something! Quick!

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Ape Lord, spare my friend and I shall be your loyal chimp for ever.

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-OK.

-Ow!

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Now I've got the creeps.

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I'm sorry, kids.

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Sorry I've scared you all these years.

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I'm new here. You've only scared me for, like, a few months.

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Well, that's kind, in a back-handed way.

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My speciality.

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Sarcastic kids like you? Hee-hee-hee!

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You give me hope for the future.

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That's sarcastic, by the way.

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What you must think of me!

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This one here thinks I'm Lord of the Apes!

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And I always thought of you as some sort of Trash Pirate.

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Arr, ha-ha-ha-ha!

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But what I really be is just the caretaker of this school.

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I just wish there was a way to stop it from collapsing.

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Aside from actually repairing stuff, that is -

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that's a lot of work!

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So, you like the easy way out, too?

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-Aye.

-My man!

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Look, all you have to do is burn these papers.

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You mean, we can solve the problem by destroying stuff?

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Oooh. Let's have at it!

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Not so fast!

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Burn those and you're in a heap of trouble.

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Those papers are the evidence I need to finally nail you, Tanner.

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You'll never stop me, Abercrombie!

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Wait, I'm not a super-villain, why am I talking like that?

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I'll take those, thank you.

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Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Wait, why am I laughing like that?

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I'm just a middle-aged headmaster.

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Oh, well...Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Mitchell, as long as those papers exist,

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your stories grow stronger and stronger!

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Look at you!

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You, too!

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What are we going to do?!

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BOTH: Hmmm, yes, yes, mmm...

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If we don't do something by 8:15 tomorrow morning,

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the entire school's going to collapse!

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Indubitably.

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Hmmm, if we can't destroy the old papers...

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Print some new ones.

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Whatever are we to do?

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Print a new issue with new stories!

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Whatever shall we do, indeed?

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Print a cussed new issue with stories that tell the truth

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and you'll set everything right!

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And do it before the bloomin' building collapses,

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ya beardy nitwits!

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I know! We'll print a new issue that tells the truth

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and that'll set everything right!

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To the printing press!

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Ooh!

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You've got our new, honest stories?

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Staying at school late to do extra work

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printing totally honest stories, goes against every bone in my body.

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Hey!

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But you've got to do what you've got to do.

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That's good, as I believe I'm turning into a kangaroo.

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Mitchell, what are you doing?

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Oh, nothing, I was just calibrating the, uh, calibratororor.

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OK, she's ready.

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Full speed ahead.

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Mitchell, is that a good idea?

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No worries! This baby was built for speed!

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WHIRRING BUILDS

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WHIRRING SLOWS

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No biggie.

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Argh!

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NOW, it's a biggie.

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I believe I can get it restarted if I prop up the axel supports,

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recalibrate the input feeder and unjam the paper feed.

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Arr, my thumb!

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Thumbs up!

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8 o'clock. Only 15 minutes left until the school collapses!

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We've got to print those papers, and quick!

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Oh, no, we've got company! Bad company!

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She'll go bonkers if she catches us issuing the newspaper without her.

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What are we going to do?

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We could dazzle her with my stunning pictures.

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Or, you could distract her with your considerable charm.

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Women have been known to faint on my approach.

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I was talking to Mitchell.

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I'll distract her. You get going and print up the special edition!

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Croydonia, have I told you how...fetching you look today?

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(Fetching a bone, that is!)

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If it's those MC BoneBag tickets you're after, no dice.

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How about a bribe?

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Mitchell, what's going on here?

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Mostly education, bit of sport...

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I mean with you. You're up to something.

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And I know what it is.

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You do?

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You are in love with me.

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-What?

-I don't blame you. You're only human.

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Now, me, I don't usually go for beards.

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It's a good policy. I'd stick with that!

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But, you know, me and you - maybe it could work.

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Let's go to my office and discuss it.

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-Oh, Croydonia, I'm so sorry about this.

-About what?

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Oh, what are you doin'?!

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Ahhhh!

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Kissing goodbye to those BoneBag tickets.

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Ooh, arr, she be news ready!

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Load up the paper and fire away!

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I'm back.

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What happened?

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It's a long, disturbing story

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involving me putting the needs of the school before my own happiness,

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and if I tell it, I might cry.

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So, please, can we just print the paper?

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OK, here goes.

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PRINTER WHIRRS

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Oh, no! It's out of ink.

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Ah, it's like the gods are conspiring against us!

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Why, Ape Lord, why?!

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All that work for one lousy newspaper?

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Maybe we could pass it around? Make everyone share?

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Share? Stephanie? Tyson? Lucas?

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Modern humans? I don't think so.

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How else can we spread the news?

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-I know! What does everybody love?

-Frogs.

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-What does everybody believe in?

-Owls?

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What tells a news story without all the hassle of reading?

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-A friendly otter.

-TV, of course!

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Good morning.

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Today's lesson has been cancelled due to an urgent news bulletin

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on the emergency school television which you've never seen before

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and that's why it looks so odd.

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Oh, It must be one of them new no-screen tellies.

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Here is the news.

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Ahhh!

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Strange Hill is no longer falling apart...

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..and Murdoch has been reinstated as school Trash Pirate.

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It's true. Heh-heh-arrrr!

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Which means beards have disappeared, the hopping virus has been cured...

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..and, finally,

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MC BoneBag, the greatest rapper on earth,

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is going to give a free concert on the school field,

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starting right...now!

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Hurray!!!!

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Mitchell, you weren't calibrating the calibratororor at all.

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I figured I might not be getting those tickets, so...

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You printed another stupid story.

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But this is awesome. Now everyone gets to see BoneBag!

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Everyone but you, Tanner.

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Abercrombie!

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About this article you wrote in which I say

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I'm most pleased with my "massive year-end results."

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Except, of course, the "y" is replaced with an "r".

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I assume that's a typo?!

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I couldn't resist.

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Hey!

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Nuh-ha!

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Uh-oh.

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This next song is dedicated to Mitchell Tanner.

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He couldn't be here today, so...

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# Strange Hill High's Got your sanity surrounded

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# You won't believe It'll leave you astounded

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