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# Creepy ain't the word Freaky ain't the word | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
# Sneaky ain't the word See what I've observed | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
# Cos there's no easy way to describe this geeky place | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
# Even "geeky place" doesn't tell you what I need to say | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
# This is Strange Hill, where a talking frog can eat your face! | 0:00:12 | 0:00:15 | |
# It's very, very random | 0:00:15 | 0:00:16 | |
# You'll get used to these debates if you stick around | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
# Although I wouldn't recommend it | 0:00:19 | 0:00:20 | |
# When they use the name "Strange", mate, they really meant it! | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
# There's some things in life in which you just don't mess | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
# On every vest, I got the letters SOS | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
# Cos you never know what might be lurking round the corner | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
# Or what it might do if they ever found or saw you | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
# Keep the lights on in the hallways all day | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
# Things won't always tend to go your way | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
# Watch your back, and be prepared Can't wait for 3:30 | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
# See you there. # BELL RINGS | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
Good morning, class! | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
I thought today we'd have a little run around the school. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
BIG GROAN A run? | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
You do know the school's got the word "hill" in its name? | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
Not to mention various vortices, zones of mystery | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
and assorted freakishly strange beings. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
Sounds invigorating! | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
Don't worry. The hardest-working man in laziness has a plan. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
Time for Operation Sleepy Time. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
Mitchell, no! You do this every PE class. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
And every PE class, who do you thank? | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
But I feel guilty about it. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
Er, Mr B, shouldn't we do warm-up exercises first? | 0:01:26 | 0:01:30 | |
But of course! Mitchell, absolutely right. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:34 | |
Let us start by touching our toes. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
Ooh, my... Oh, this is strenuous. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
And repeat... | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
And crunches. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
And repeat. CRUNCHING | 0:01:45 | 0:01:46 | |
I think I just heard some crunches, yo. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
Oh...this is tiring, isn't it? | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
Just put your hands behind your head... | 0:01:51 | 0:01:55 | |
and... | 0:01:55 | 0:01:56 | |
breathe... | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
-Ssh! -HE SNORES | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
And we're clear! | 0:02:02 | 0:02:03 | |
GAMES BEEP ON PHONES | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
But WHY are the birds angry? WHY? | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
Mr B is the best substitute PE teacher ever. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
He falls asleep MUCH quicker than the others. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
I refuse to be a part of this charade. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
-Your phone's battery is flat, isn't it? -Yes. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
But somebody's got to be the watchdog for what's right and wrong. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
Be a good watchdog and go guard the door. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
I'm walking towards the door, | 0:02:25 | 0:02:26 | |
but only because I was going in that direction anyway! | 0:02:26 | 0:02:30 | |
SHE GASPS | 0:02:34 | 0:02:35 | |
Now I know what to do if I'm ever tied up by bad guys. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
Ha-yah! | 0:02:38 | 0:02:39 | |
Hiya to you too. Mr Abercrombie's coming. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
THEY GASP | 0:02:42 | 0:02:43 | |
That's it, excellent work. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
Oh, no wonder we haven't won anything in years. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
This is the worst sports programme in the country! | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
So we HAVE achieved something. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:57 | |
For the record, I refused to participate in this mockery. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
Refused to participate? | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
Why, it's because of students like you our sports programme | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
is as deflated as that ball! | 0:03:05 | 0:03:06 | |
But...but...but... Grrr! | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
That's school property! Retrieve it at once! | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
But, um, good effort. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:13 | |
Balding, as you were. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
HE SNORTS | 0:03:15 | 0:03:16 | |
YOU caused that, so you're coming with me. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
Actually, you were entirely the cause | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
of the ball flying out of the window. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
-Wasn't. -Was. -Wasn't. -Was. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
-Wasn't. -Was. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
Oooh, mist. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:29 | |
No, you didn't - I clearly saw you connect with the ball. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
A greenhouse! I LOVE greenhouses! | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
They're like houses for plants who like to live inside! | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
Blooming with life and vitality. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
Or not. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:45 | |
OK, so it needs some work. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:46 | |
Oh! Look at this tiny little planty-want! | 0:03:50 | 0:03:54 | |
Isn't it just the squidgiest thing you've ever seen?! | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
I've seen squidgier. | 0:03:57 | 0:03:58 | |
Oh, you just need light, don't you? | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
Oh-ho, yes, you do! | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
SUNLIGHT! Plants need sunlight! | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
Oh, look at you! You're beautiful! Yes, you are! | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
I'm going to call you my Widdle Squidgy, and I'm going to water you | 0:04:18 | 0:04:22 | |
-and give you pwenty of dewicious fertiliser. -Whoa-woy. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:26 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:04:26 | 0:04:27 | |
Thanks a bunch. Now we've got REAL classes. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
Stay strong, Squidgy! I'll be back for you! | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
Who can tell me where food comes from? | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
-Oh! Oh! Oh! -That's easy. The packet, innit. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
Uh, no. BEFORE it arrives in the packet, Bishop. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
Mr Garden, my mum worked at a checkout in a supermarket, | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
so I know for a fact that food comes from big trucks that reverse | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
-up to square holes at the back. -Yes, but, Mitchell, | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
where does THIS come from, for instance? | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
That's what that rabbit eats in those cartoons my mum watches. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:57 | |
No, that rabbit smokes a cigar. That's a cigar. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:01 | |
Mr Garden, you can't smoke in here. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
Has no-one ever seen a vegetable in its natural habitat? | 0:05:03 | 0:05:07 | |
-Eh? -Oh! Oh! Mr G! I have an idea. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:11 | |
Why don't we restore the old greenhouse | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
and learn about veggies in the process? | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
That's a fantastic idea, Becky. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
THEY ALL GROAN | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
It's like we're outside, but we're inside - what's all that about? | 0:05:23 | 0:05:28 | |
Coming through. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:29 | |
I LOVE the great indoors! | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
HE CHOKES | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
I swallowed a fly! I swallowed a fly! Eugh! | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
OK, everybody grab some seeds from this sinister-looking sack | 0:05:38 | 0:05:43 | |
I found in the potting shed. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:44 | |
There you go, little fellas. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
Tyson, you've got a real green thumb there! | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
Nah, it's pretty dirty. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
Are you thirsty, Widdle Squidgy? Yes, you are! | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
Mummy's here. Drinkies! | 0:05:56 | 0:05:57 | |
Isn't nature great? | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
One plant creating the seed of another. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
The circle of life... | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
-What are you doing? -Planting a chicken nugget. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
-Why? -To make more chicken nuggets! Obviously. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
Have you learned nothing from this gardening programme? | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
You're doing this sarcastically, aren't you? | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
Sure, I am. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
What a great idea. Why not add some barbecue sauce too?! | 0:06:20 | 0:06:25 | |
Nah. Honey mustard would be much tastier. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
Ohh?! | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
Look at this. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
If we can't win sporting awards, | 0:06:31 | 0:06:32 | |
maybe we can win some gardening ones! | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
And put those local old ladies in their place! | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
From now on, I want double time in here! Work this soil! | 0:06:37 | 0:06:41 | |
What?! Till when?! | 0:06:41 | 0:06:42 | |
Every day until this greenhouse is full to the rafters | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
-with beautiful fully grown plants! -THEY GROAN | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
You hear that, my liddle Squidgy? | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
You hear that, Templecrow? | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
But plants take ages to grow... | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
..unless I had access | 0:06:56 | 0:06:57 | |
to some suspicious-looking extreme fertiliser. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:01 | |
This is great! | 0:07:08 | 0:07:09 | |
Why can't there be fertiliser for ALL kinds of school work?! | 0:07:09 | 0:07:13 | |
COCKEREL CROWS | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
SHE GASPS Mother Nature! | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
Squidgy! | 0:07:26 | 0:07:27 | |
-My plant's grown a thing! -My thing's grown a plant! | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
My scarecrow's scared up some crows! | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
This doesn't feel natural to me. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
Are you kidding? Miracle of life! | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
Don't overthink it, Becky. Soon everything'll be back to normal. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:50 | |
Easy for YOU to say. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
I'm not the scarecrow! I'm not the scarecrow! | 0:07:52 | 0:07:56 | |
The greenhouse is back to life, | 0:07:56 | 0:07:57 | |
Abercrombie will get his gardening awards, | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
and my life will be back as it should be - | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
me doing nothing and/or watching movies. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
Everyone be like Mitchell, and stop working. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:07 | |
-CAWING -Why are the birds angry?! WHY?! | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a PE class to go to | 0:08:09 | 0:08:13 | |
so I can chill and catch up on some kung-fu action. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
Come on, you bunch of layabouts! I've seen better legs on a table! | 0:08:20 | 0:08:25 | |
You lot, put your pet kookaburra in a cage and get over here. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
BLOWS WHISTLE | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
Now, drop and give me 20. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
-20 what? -20 push-ups! | 0:08:35 | 0:08:36 | |
-Or what do you say to 40?! -No, thanks? | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
-Are you sassing me back like a Sassabackaridgeridoo? -What? | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
That's it! How'd you lot like detention?! | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
-A lot better than this. -Out! | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
Let's hide out till PE's over. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:49 | |
We can relax under the shade of those giant creepy plants. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
Can you get detention for skipping detention? | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
Hey, as long as we don't have to go back in there. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
That guy seemed very serious about making an effort. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
I don't know what he was squawking on about. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:03 | |
Eww! What's this? | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
Oh, no, Squidgy! My baby! | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
Squidgy's hatched! | 0:09:13 | 0:09:14 | |
And whatever it is has gone into the school! | 0:09:15 | 0:09:19 | |
-Something creepy. -Something unknown! | 0:09:19 | 0:09:23 | |
Something that actually wants to go to school! | 0:09:23 | 0:09:27 | |
-OK, do you want the good news or the bad news? -Bad news first. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
The bad news is there's no good news. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
There's a giant pod creature loose in the school. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
There are no positives. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
You see what happens when you mess with Mother Nature, Bex? | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
You wouldn't find old Mitchell in this situation. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
CLUCKING, THEY GASP | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
-Mitchell. -Yeah? | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
Have you grown a weird chickeny nugget planty animal thing? | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
Uh-huh. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? | 0:09:53 | 0:09:54 | |
That I've got a new, giant, edible pet? | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
No! Well, yes...but no. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
I'm thinking if we follow the goo, we find the pod creature! | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
Is one plant creature not enough? | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
Oh, no! It's broken free, or escaped, or whatever it is | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
chickeny planty things do! | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
Follow the nugget! | 0:10:12 | 0:10:13 | |
We must find out what came out of the pod! | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
My locker's all vined up. Finally, a positive. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
Mr Garden! Question - what kind of plants are they in the greenhouse? | 0:10:24 | 0:10:28 | |
Well, I don't know. I just figured "bag of seeds". | 0:10:28 | 0:10:32 | |
Nugget thing! | 0:10:34 | 0:10:35 | |
We really could use a name for it. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
I'm hoping those pods bear fruit. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
Could be a really interesting lesson in bio-foodular diversity - | 0:10:39 | 0:10:43 | |
you know, once mankind learns how to control his plants... | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
You have no idea. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
In the library is a set of botanical encyclopaedia. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
I think you'll find what you're looking for in there. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
-Thank you! -SHE GASPS | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
THEY GRUNT | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
CLUCKING | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
Don't think I haven't noticed | 0:11:08 | 0:11:09 | |
you have a weird nugget plant creature on a leash. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
He's got a name, you know. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
Since when? | 0:11:14 | 0:11:15 | |
Since about 30 seconds ago. You were distracting the librarian. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
Isn't that right, Jerky? | 0:11:18 | 0:11:19 | |
Sh, boy, sh. We're in a library! | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
-Mitchell! You and... -Jerky. -..Jerky, are jeopardising | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
this whole operation. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
You mean, we're jeopardising the operation to fix the operation | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
YOUR little baby's pod creature is jeopardising? | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
That's right. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
Encyclopaedia Botanica! Everyone take a volume and get looking! | 0:11:36 | 0:11:41 | |
Great. Now I'm accidentally reading in a library. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
Could this week get any worse? | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
SHE TUTS | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
-CLUCKING -Pardon me! | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
How long is this going to take? | 0:11:58 | 0:11:59 | |
It's unnatural to learn when you're not being forced to. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
-We're not learning, Mitchell, we're looking for a... -SHE GASPS | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
Australian creeper! | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
That's Squidgy! He's a creeper! | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
Creeper... | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
Why is that familiar? | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
Becky! You made... | 0:12:14 | 0:12:16 | |
a PE teacher! | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
PUPILS ARE PANTING | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
Come on! Come on! | 0:12:24 | 0:12:25 | |
You're not healthy until you're pale and out of breath! | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
So that guy's a plant. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
That explains his unusual accent. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
That's it, little nippers, breathe out that lovely carbo dioxy. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:38 | |
Come on! Come on! Come on! | 0:12:43 | 0:12:46 | |
Come on! Come on! | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
Come on! | 0:12:50 | 0:12:51 | |
Of course! Plants feed on the carbon dioxide that we breathe out! | 0:12:51 | 0:12:57 | |
See what happens when you accidentally read? | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
Becky, you made me learn stuff! | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
But where does that pipe lead to? | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
The end of the pipe. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
Jerky! Down, Jerky! | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
Come on! | 0:13:09 | 0:13:10 | |
Mitchell! This is why people don't plant chicken nuggets! | 0:13:14 | 0:13:18 | |
Phew. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:28 | |
WICKED LAUGHTER | 0:13:28 | 0:13:31 | |
Shouldn't you three be in PE? Go on. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
If I catch you going walkabout again, I'll be mad as a cut snake! | 0:13:34 | 0:13:38 | |
I don't understand. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
It means he'll be angry. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:41 | |
No, I mean, we just saw Mr Creeper there | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
but then he appeared HERE. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:45 | |
How is that possible?! | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
Unless there's two of them? And there can only be two of them if... | 0:13:47 | 0:13:50 | |
Oh, no! | 0:13:50 | 0:13:52 | |
But how did they grow so quick? | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 | |
Mother Nature is an exquisite balance of abiotic and biotic parts | 0:13:56 | 0:14:00 | |
that come together in a cosmic dance | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
as delicate as the flutter of a butterfly's wings! | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
Or you can use extreme fertiliser. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
-Mitchell! -Um, guys... | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
I was just fast-forwarding through the boring bits! | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
Fast-forwarding! You've recorded over nature! | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
-Er, guys... -You ruined PE - | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
AND my enjoyment of kung-fu! | 0:14:17 | 0:14:18 | |
You ruined everything! | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
Er, guys! | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
WICKED LAUGHTER | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
You ruined my trousers! | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
Come on! | 0:14:33 | 0:14:34 | |
Whilst I care for nature deeply, this is obviously A VERY BAD THING! | 0:14:37 | 0:14:43 | |
Come on! | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
There! | 0:14:48 | 0:14:49 | |
You lot will be secure as a joey in a roo's pouch | 0:14:49 | 0:14:53 | |
until we're done with | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
Operation Steal Your Breath! | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
OK, we need a secret plan to escape. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:05 | |
-Operation Wiggle Free has failed! -We're stuck. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
Are we, Mitchell? | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
Do you think that Wong Fei-hung, the Fist of Fury, would say he's stuck? | 0:15:13 | 0:15:17 | |
No, but what's that got to do with...? | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
Oh, I get ya. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:21 | |
Relax your mind, Mitchell. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
Let your phone-movie-watching training guide you. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:27 | |
Oh, please. If you can get us out of this, I'll... | 0:15:29 | 0:15:32 | |
Ha-ya! | 0:15:32 | 0:15:33 | |
..not finish the end of that sentence. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
See! Who says TV is bad for you?! | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
I only hope we're not too late. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:40 | |
Come on! | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
Come on! Come on! Come on! | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
Come on! Come on! | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
I'm no expert, but I think that might constitute "too late". | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
Come on! | 0:15:55 | 0:15:56 | |
THEY PANT | 0:15:56 | 0:15:57 | |
Come on! Any slower, and you'd be going backwards! | 0:15:57 | 0:16:01 | |
Oh, I don't like moving. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:02 | |
Complain faster! | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
You two, jump like joeys! | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
We're not super-crazy jumping toys! | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
Batteries not included! | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
These vines are growin' faster than mould on... | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
well, everything in me kitchen. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:21 | |
You three! Why aren't you miserable?! | 0:16:27 | 0:16:30 | |
-Drop and give me 500! -Come on! | 0:16:30 | 0:16:32 | |
G'day. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:35 | |
Abs can run? | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
Mr Creeper...please, the greenhouse has been brought back to life. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
Can't you let everyone go now? | 0:16:42 | 0:16:44 | |
Are you kidding? A CO2 producing factory like this? | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
Rare as rocking horse poo. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
I won't stop until plants cover the Earth. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
Uh, they pretty much already do. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
Aaargh! | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
I'm running as fast as I can go! | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
Please! Headmasters aren't made for exercise! | 0:17:04 | 0:17:09 | |
I want my mummy! | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
Squidgy Junior? | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
It's me. It's your mummy talking. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
-Oh, Mum, not now! -This is not what I wanted for my widdle planty-woo. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:20 | |
We can all live under the same sun - | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
us breathing in while you breathe out, and vice versa. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:26 | |
It would make Mummy ever so proud. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:29 | |
Yeah, well... Aw, flamin 'eck. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
No! I have to do this to survive! I'm a plant! | 0:17:32 | 0:17:36 | |
-I don't have -feelings. -But even plants love their mums, right? | 0:17:36 | 0:17:40 | |
No! I hate you! But without feeling. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:44 | |
-Go to your room! -No! -Oh... | 0:17:44 | 0:17:45 | |
Nice try, Bex. Let's get out of here. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
SARCASTICALLY: Oh, no, stop. Whatever you do, don't run away. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:53 | |
Oh, I can't keep up - you're too fast(!) | 0:17:53 | 0:17:57 | |
Aaargh! | 0:17:57 | 0:17:58 | |
THEY GASP | 0:18:00 | 0:18:01 | |
This is ridiculous. Running only helps their cause. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
-We need a plan that'll save the day! -Do absolutely nothing! | 0:18:05 | 0:18:09 | |
You try that, whilst we RUN! | 0:18:14 | 0:18:15 | |
We need a plan! We need a plan! | 0:18:19 | 0:18:22 | |
Genius! We can use the sprinkler system | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
to douse the school with weedkiller! | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
It'll take out all the creepers in one go. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
-But that's murder! -No, it's not. It's gardening! | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
It's either that or being enslaved to a hedge the rest of your life. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
OK. But promise me we'll use them as compost - | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
-to give birth to more life. -Bex, you're the sweetest killer around. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:43 | |
Thanks. I think. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
-Are you sure this will work? -What could possibly go wrong? | 0:19:02 | 0:19:06 | |
Come on, come on, come on, come on, | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
come on, come on, come on... | 0:19:09 | 0:19:10 | |
Now, watch this. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
-Ketchup? -I did not expect that. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
And yet, somehow, not surprising. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
You can't stop us. Run, and we benefit. Stop, and you're trapped. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:29 | |
You're in a sticky wicket, my friends! | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
Now, start exercising! | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
CLUCKING | 0:19:33 | 0:19:34 | |
This is it. My life is over. I've learned about vegetables, | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
I never saw the end of Fists Of Lightning, | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
and now, thanks to you, Becky Butters, I'm about to... | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
jog. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:42 | |
-How about that?! Jerky's a vegetarian. -Awesome! | 0:19:50 | 0:19:54 | |
No! Not my baby! | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
Not Squidgy Junior! | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
Finish him! | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
-What is that?! -Jerky. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
Jerky? I want those weeds wiped from the face of the Earth - | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
and afterwards, whatever THAT is. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:12 | |
Come on, now wait! Wait a minute! | 0:20:12 | 0:20:15 | |
-Hear a drongo out, will ya? -Hear him out! | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
-This better be good, sonny. -Yes, Mum. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
-Mum?! -I'll admit I've made some mistakes. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:23 | |
Perhaps been a little rude... | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
But it was survival of the fittest, wasn't it? And, uh... | 0:20:25 | 0:20:28 | |
Mention the trophies. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
Right! Trophies! You want trophies, I can win you trophies. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
As many as you want. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
Trophies? Perhaps we've been a little hasty. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
Kids, say hello to your new PE teacher. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:42 | |
Aw, thanks, Mr Abalonie! | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
I'm as happy as a box full of birds. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
HE GROANS | 0:20:48 | 0:20:49 | |
Oh, ah, where were we? Oh, yes, abdominal crunches! | 0:20:51 | 0:20:57 | |
CRUNCHING | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
Turning the school into a forest wasn't all bad. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:07 | |
It WAS all bad. It was the very definition of all bad! | 0:21:07 | 0:21:10 | |
The only good thing that came out of it was Jerky. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:12 | |
-Where IS Jerky? -What's for lunch, Cook? | 0:21:12 | 0:21:15 | |
Chicken nuggets. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
-It's OK, it's not him. -Phew. -Jerky's part of the family now. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
I've made arrangements for him to be well looked after. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
CLUCKING | 0:21:25 | 0:21:26 | |
Go on, do yer business. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
All I wanted was total global domination, | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
and now I'm a PE teacher, | 0:21:35 | 0:21:36 | |
and Mum has made me look after you, you bloomin' bunyip! | 0:21:36 | 0:21:40 |