Idiotic Inventions Swashbuckle

# A band of naughty pirates Took some jewels from me

# I hid on board their pirate ship And sailed off out to sea

# But they weren't watching where they went

# And shipwrecked on the sand

# I want to win my treasure back Will you give me a hand?

-ALL:

-# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Will you help me win my treasure back?

-Yeah!

-Shall we make the pirates walk the plank?

-Yeah!

Well, let's hear you, then, my hearties!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Swashbuckle cheer!

-ALL:

-Arr-harr!

Ahoy there, my hearties. Welcome to Swashbuckle!

-ALL:

-Arr-harr!

My name's Gem and it's great to have you aboard.

Are you all ready for a rip roaring pirate adventure?

-ALL:

-Arr-harr!

And will you help me

win back my jewels from those naughty pirates?

-ALL:

-Arr-harr!

Excellent! Now, where is that Captain Sinker?

Can you see her anywhere?

-ALL:

-Boo!

Oh, call that a boo? Boo to you, too!

Cook! Line! Ah, there you are! Chop chop! Where have you been?

BOTH: Sorry, Captain Sinker, sir. I've been bad!

We have so many jobs to do! We can't keep up!

LINE MUMBLES

What's that? You think you're overworked, do you?

Oh, I give you too many jobs to do?

Nonsense! Now, pass me my telescope.

I'm hungry, I think I fancy breakfast.

Yes, I need my other hat.

Now, look at this mess, clean it up!

Now, do get the laundry on.

Come along! Chop chop! Stop mucking about.

LINE CRIES

Oh, dear. It looks like Cook and Line could do with some help.

I need some helpers to win back my jewels.

Squawk, who is helping me today?

Playing today, we've got Iman!

Iman is six years old and likes to climb mountains.

Great practice for reaching the top deck in the Rummage.

Her Swashbuckle name is Sneaky Iman.

Next, we've got Hassan.

Hassan is seven and wants to be a doctor when he grows up.

Let's hope he gets a healthy win today.

His Swashbuckle name is Buccaneer Hassan.

Meet another Iman.

Iman is also seven and loves to ride his bike,

so he'll speed to a victory.

His Swashbuckle name is Ferocious Iman.

Finally, here's Abrahim.

Abrahim is seven and enjoys climbing.

Great skill to have for those pirate games.

His Swashbuckle name is Admiral Abrahim.

Welcome aboard, my hearties.

You're here to help you win back my jewels from Captain Sinker

and her pesky pirates.

I need to make sure that you are ready by doing

the Swashbuckle Salute.

So, let me see you all marching!

Put your hands on your heart!

-Here we go! Eye patch.

-ALL:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat.

-ALL:

-Pirate hat.

-Swashbuckle cheer!

-ALL:

-Arr-harr!

Arr-harr, my hearties. You are ready for the adventure,

so, Squawk, tell us, what do we have to do today?

You daring Swashbucklers need to work as a team

as you take part in different pirate games.

Every time you win a game,

Captain Sinker will give you a jewel for your treasure chest.

Win all five jewels and one of the naughty pirates

will walk the plank into the ship's mess.

Oh, but, look down here, Swashbucklers.

This is our treasure chest, and when you win back my jewels

from Captain Sinker, we'll pop them in here

-to keep them safe.

-You want this, do you?

Can't you reach it? Oh, you'll have to win it!

-ALL:

-Boo!

Well, that's what we want to do, so, Squawk, what is the first game?

The first game is...

The aim of this game is to fill all the holes

with the soft toy rats and mice.

All you have to do is bounce on the ship's sails

and pull the ropes to release the rodents.

Then your team-mates have to put them in the correct hole, but,

be careful, Cook or Line will be bouncing too and trying to stop you.

-ALL:

-Yay!

And these are the soft toy mice and rats

that you need to find.

We have the little mice in the little holes,

and the big hole is for the big rat.

You have as long as it takes for the octopus to reach across the screen

and close the treasure chest.

So, Abrahim and Iman, you're going first.

You're going to bounce on the sail.

And, boys, you can go and collect all the rats and mice.

OK. Are we ready to play?

-ALL:

-Arr-harr!

Then, Swashbucklers, away!

That's it! Bounce up onto there! The sail!

Well done! You got the first rat and mouse in there! Oh, well done!

That's it!

Big throw, Iman! Good girl! Oh, there we go! That's it!

-Over there, well done! Another big bounce, Iman!

-Don't fall over!

-Are they for me?

-That's it, Abrahim, big throw! Yeah! And again! Yes!

Well done! It's flying rats and mice around here! Another big throw!

You got Line on the head!

That's it! Well done! OK! That's it!

Doing really well, team!

Big throw, Iman! Yeah! Good work!

You're doing really well!

Oh, no, one just fell out! Oh, and there's another mouse, Iman!

There's a rat there, Hassan! Oh, and there's another mouse, Iman!

OK, Swashbucklers, we're halfway now! Keep jumping, Iman!

Iman, there's some mice by your toes!

That's it, brilliant, let's have all those mice!

OK, let's see how many holes we need to fill.

12 more holes to fill, Swashbucklers! That's it!

-We're running out of time, so be quick!

-Don't take those mice!

-Hey, Gem, that's not fair!

-Give me back those mice!

Let's put them on the wall as quick as you can!

We're running out of time!

Five more holes to fill! That's right!

What else do we need? One more mouse? We need one more mouse!

One more mouse!

Abrahim, there's a mouse by your feet!

Abrahim there's a mouse by your feet! Abrahim!

Oh, and time is up! Come on over here, Swashbucklers! Well done.

You did so well. Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view. Over to you.

These Swashbucklers bounced Cook around that sail.

The rats and mice were flying and getting put straight into the holes.

Iman and Gem sneaked some mice from Line's net,

but time was running out.

Just one mouse to go.

It was by Abrahim's feet, but he was too busy bouncing to spot it.

Oh, no, Gem. You lose!

Oh, Swashbucklers, that was so close, but don't worry,

we can still win back all of my jewels a little bit later.

-Oh, didn't you win, Gem? Never mind. ALL:

-Boo!

Oh, Sinker, you rotter!

Well, there's still time for one of you naughty pirates

to walk the plank into the smelly ship's mess, you know?

-Cook, Line, what's wrong? We won that game.

-Sorry, Captain.

We're just so tired from working so hard.

We've washed all your clothes

-and collected all this slop for the ship's mess.

-Good.

-Well, it's about time. Well, throw it in the mess.

-Oh, yeah!

-Not my clean clothes! The slop!

-Oops!

-Sorry!

Oh!

Oh, poor Cook and Line, they've got so many jobs to do,

but we've only got one job to do and that's to win back my jewels.

-So, Squawk, what's the next game?

-The second game is...

The aim of the game is to put the toy sea creatures in the baskets.

All you have to do is climb the tangled fishing net

and collect them, but, be careful, pearls will be poured onto you

and Cook or Line will swap the creatures around.

OK, Swashbucklers,

these are pictures of the soft toy sea creatures that you need to find.

So, here's a picture of an octopus, a lobster, and a sea horse,

and there's two of each, so six altogether that you need to find.

Abrahim and Iman, you're going to go first.

Are we ready to play.

-ALL:

-Arr-harr!

-Then, Swashbucklers away!

Come on, boys! That's it! Good start!

Cook's making it quite bouncy up there!

There's a sea horse right here, Abrahim, if you can reach this one!

-Quickly! What you going to grab?

-Oh, you're going to go for an octopus!

That's it! Give it a big pull!

Yeah! Bring it down! That's it! Well done!

Iman, that's a crab! We don't need that one!

OK, let's see if we can find a lobster or a sea horse or,

right to the top, there's an octopus, OK?

-OK, Hassan, off you go! Off you go!

-Tip a bucket, Cook!

Come on, Iman, keep going! So, we've got our first octopus in there.

That's it! That's it, Hassan! Well done!

OK, bring it down!

OK, we're just over halfway now!

Good work, Line!

Brilliant, well done! That's it! Bring it up!

That's fantastic, Iman, well done!

OK, keep on going, guys! Have a good climb!

So, we need to get two lobsters and one sea horse.

Oh, I'll just have a nice relax!

Iman, see if you can reach this one here!

Good girl! OK, bring it right down!

Wait a minute! Wait a minute!

OK, now you can go! That's it! Get it into the basket!

You can both try for it, boys!

We need to get the lobster right on the top!

It's the last few seconds!

Five, four, three, two, one!

Oh, never mind, boys! Come over here! Come down! That's it!

Well done! Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view. Over to you!

What a tremendous Tangled Net!

Abrahim grabbed the first octopus.

Iman got showered with pearls, but got octopus number two!

Line tried some sneaky moves,

but Iman got those creatures back in the right baskets.

A sea horse got Hassan tangled, and time was running out.

Sorry, Gem, you lose again!

Oh, never mind, Swashbucklers. You did try really hard.

It was quite tricky.

Don't worry, there's still time to win back those jewels.

Oh, Gem! I've got a little surprise for you!

-ALL:

-Boo!

What's this?

"Wash the dishes?

"Scrub the bilge?

"Clean out the ship's mess"?

It's a list of jobs, Gem.

You haven't won any jewels, so I thought you'd be better at cleaning.

Well, it's you who will need cleaning when we win back

all of my jewels and you're walking the plank into the ship's mess.

I don't think so. I'm feeling lucky.

I'm going to see how Cook and Line are getting on with their jobs.

They've lost two games. Right, have you finished the ironing, Cook?

And where's my food? Clean this place up! What is going on?

Well, Captain, we have built some very clever inventions

to help us do our jobs.

They're called gadgets!

Our first gadget - the Clean Machine!

Too much cleaning up to do?

Never fear, use the Clean Machine to watch everything at once.

-Simply toss in all your dirty clothes.

-Your dirty washing.

And let the Clean Machine do the hard work.

And voila! Everything comes out completely

-ruined!

-My best shirt!

And my hat!

Moving swiftly on to our next gadget.

The One-Stop Mop!

Never stop mopping with the one-stop non-stop mop.

Water comes down from the bucket on my head into my mop shoes,

leaving my hands free to bring you your breakfast.

-But doesn't that make the floor slippery?

-Oh!

Yes, it does!

Your inventions are terrible! You've made things worse!

I mean, look at me, I'm a mess!

Don't worry, Captain.

We have one more gadget. Just the thing to clean you up.

The Slop-inator 3000!

Pull the lever to suck everything up into the ship's mess.

-Wow! It really works!

-Careful with that, Line! Careful with that!

-Get off!

-I can't control it!

-Just flip the switch!

-No, Captain, if you do that it will...

-Flip the switch!

OK, going from suck to blow!

Do you want that gift wrapped or...

OK. Listen up, Swashbucklers.

Those naughty pirates have stopped us from winning back my jewels,

but we could win all five back in the Shipwreck Rummage.

I need to make sure we're ready by doing the Swashbuckle Salute.

So, let me see you all marching.

Put your hands on your heart.

Here we go!

-Eye patch!

-ALL:

-Eye Patch!

-Pirate hat!

-ALL:

-Pirate hat!

-Swashbuckle cheer!

-ALL:

-Arr-harr!

-ALL:

-Yay!

I don't know why you're cheering.

It's going to be a difficult job finding five jewels in the last game.

It's the...

The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels

that have been hidden around the shipwreck.

Use the map because X marks the spot

where each of the jewels could be found.

But, be careful, Cook, Line and Captain Sinker

have hidden the jewels well,

and they must all be in the chest before the time runs out.

-ALL:

-Yay!

OK, Swashbucklers. You need to find all five of my jewels.

Let me show you where they're hiding.

On the top deck, the red jewel is in one of the treasure chests.

On the middle deck, the green jewel is in the crates of rats and mice.

The purple jewel is in the baskets of sea creatures,

and, on the lower deck, the white jewel is in the rope store,

and the blue jewel is in the cannonballs.

So, Hassan and Iman, you're going first.

-Which one are you going for?

-Red!

-Right at the top?

-Are we ready to play?

-ALL:

-Arr-harr!

Then, Swashbucklers away!

It's a big five jewel-er. Can the Swashbucklers do it?

Hassan and Iman are off to a fast start.

They're aiming for the red jewel on the top deck.

Cook's flinging those fish all over the place!

They're up to the top deck and into the tunnel!

Now, to find which barrel of maps it is in.

Iman's gone straight for it! Red jewel grabbed!

So, they have the red one, where are you going to go next?

The purple one?

-So, wait for them to come back.

-That's right, Swashbucklers!

-Get that red jewel back to the chest!

-ALL:

-Yay!

Off you go!

Up next, Abrahim and Iman,

going for purple in the baskets of sea creatures.

They've gone straight to it! That's fast rummaging.

Don't be put off by those fish! Slide!

So we've got the purple one, which one you going for next? The green?

OK, brilliant. Off you go, to the cannonballs, guys!

Two down, three to find!

Green's next on in the list in the crates of rats and mice!

-You're running out of time!

-Up they scramble!

And Hassan and Iman have got the green straightaway.

Where are you going next? They've got the green one.

The white one? In the rope store? OK, off you go! Off you go!

That's it, well done!

Now, it's the white! Into the rope store! Where's that jewel?

It's in there somewhere! They've got it!

-ALL:

-Yay!

Get it back to Gem as quick as you can!

You need to go to the blue one in the cannonballs!

-As quick as you can! Well done!

-Just one more to find.

Blue in the cannonballs,

-but that tentacle has almost reached the chest.

-Into the cannonballs!

That's it! Well done, Iman! Come on!

-There it is! Get it back to the chest!

-It's the last ten seconds

-ALL:

-ALL:, Nine, eight...

-I can barely watch! Come on!

-ALL:

-Five, four, three, two, one!

Yay!

Wow! Swashbucklers, well done!

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view. Over to you!

Another edge-of-the-plank Rummage!

Five, the red jewel in the treasure chest.

Four, the purple in the baskets of sea creatures.

Three, the green in the crates of rats and mice.

Two, the white in the rope store.

One, blue in the cannonballs, but it was down to the last few seconds.

Just in time. Congratulations, Gem, you win!

-ALL:

-Yay!

Wow! What a fantastic finish? Well done, Swashbucklers.

You won back all my jewels so now I'd like to share them out with you.

So, there you go, Iman. You hold on to that one. They go, Abrahim.

There's one for you, Hassan. And one for you, Iman. And one for me!

Let's give my brilliant Swashbucklers a big cheer.

AUDIENCE CHEER

Now that we have all five of these jewels, you know what it's time for?

One of those naughty pirates has to walk the plank!

But who's it going to be? Let's spin the wheel to see.

Off you go, Iman.

So, will it be Cook with the white hat,

Line with the red bandana, or Captain Sinker with the black hat?

It's...

Cook! So, Cook, it's time for you to...

-ALL:

-Walk the plank!

-ALL:

-Walk the plank! Walk the plank! Walk the plank!

Walk the plank! Walk the plank!

Yay!

-ALL:

-Ergh!

One pirate in the ship's mess

because we won back five of my jewels.

Job done! We'll see you next time for more Swashbuckle.

-ALL:

-Bye!

Play the Swashbuckle game on a computer, tablet or mobile

to earn jewels and make one of the pirates walk the plank.

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-# Swashbuckle cheer!

-Arr-harr! #