Weevils Swashbuckle

# A band of naughty pirates took some jewels from me

# I hid on board their pirate ship and sailed off out to sea

# But they weren't watching where they went and shipwrecked on the sand

# I want to win my treasure back Will you give me a hand?

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go! Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go! Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Will you help me win my treasure back?

ALL: Yeah!

Shall I make the pirates walk the plank?

ALL: Yeah!

Well, let's hear you, then, me hearties!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go! Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go! Take on the pirates, go, go go! #

Swashbuckle cheer...

ALL: Arrr-harrr!

CHEERING

Ahoy there, me hearties.

Welcome aboard the Scarlet Squid for Swashbuckle!

ALL: Ah-harr!

My name's Gem, and it's great to have you all aboard.

So, are you ready for a rip-roaring pirate adventure?

ALL: Arrr-harrr!

And will you help me to win back my jewels

from those very naughty pirates?

ALL: Arrr-harrr!

Brilliant! So, where is Captain Sinker? Can you see her anywhere?

-ALL: Boo!

-There she is!

Oh, look, creepy crawlies! Weevils everywhere, look at them!

Oh, that's my mistake - they're just Swashbucklers!

ALL: Boo!

Hey, Sinker! Why are you going on about weevils anyway?

They were all over the Scarlet Squid. Weevils are little beetles

and they love food, so I trapped them in the biscuit tin.

-Biscuit?

-Oh, yes, please. Argh!

The weevils, you let them out!

Oh, is that what they are? They're quite wiggly!

Good dancing, Cook!

Get rid of the weevils!

Rock and roll!

That is some good dancing there, pirates! But hey,

my Swashbucklers have got a few moves of their own!

So, Squawk, let's meet them!

And today, we've got Iman!

Iman is seven and loves doing roly-polys!

Let's hope it's Cook and Line who are in a spin today!

Her Swashbuckle name is Matey Iman!

Meet Daniel!

Daniel is also seven and enjoys football!

His fancy footwork will be great for the pirate games!

His Swashbuckle name is Dynamite Daniel!

Next it's Samuela!

Samuela is six years old and has a cat called Max!

Let's hope he plays the pirate games to the max!

His Swashbuckle name is Commander Samuela!

Finally we've got Callum!

Callum is seven and enjoys video games!

Hopefully it'll be game over for the pirates later.

His Swashbuckle name is Captain Callum!

Ahoy there to my brand-new team of Swashbucklers!

It's great to have you aboard the Scarlet Squid.

Now, you need to help me win back my jewels from naughty Captain Sinker,

so I need to make sure you are ready for the challenge

by doing the Swashbuckle Salute!

Let me see you all marching!

Put your hands on your heart.

Here we go!

Eyepatch!

ALL: Eyepatch!

Pirate's hat!

Pirate's hat!

Swashbuckle cheer!

Arrr-harrr!

Well done, me hearties, I think you're ready.

So, Squawk, what do we have to do today?

You daring Swashbucklers need to work as a team,

as you take part in different pirate games.

Every time you win a game Captain Sinker will give you

a jewel for your treasure chest.

Win all five jewels and one of the naughty pirates

will walk the plank into the ship's mess!

CHEERING

And here is our Swashbuckler treasure chest,

and we'll put all of my jewels into here

when we win them back from Captain Sinker.

You'll never win my weevils! Doh, I mean treasure!

The first game's a real challenge!

Well we're ready and raring to go, Sinker, so bring it on!

The first game is Coconutty Raft!

The aim of the game is to get six coconuts into the barrel.

All you have to do is use your raft

to collect the coconuts and then bull's-eye them into the barrel.

But be careful - Cook and Line will be naughty and try to stop you!

CHEERING

And here is the barrel where you need to collect the soft coconuts

which are the other side of the lagoon underneath the palm tree.

But uh-oh! Look out for Cook and Line,

because they will try to put you off!

You have as long as it takes for the octopus to reach out

across the screen and close the treasure chest to play the game.

So Samuela and Iman, you're going first for me. Brilliant.

Are we ready to play?

ALL: Arr! Yes!

Swashbuckles, away!

Come on, let's do this!

Oh, it's a very speed start.

They're very cheeky,

they'll throw them at you so watch out for that, OK?

CROWD: Come on, come on, come on, come on!

-Good work, well done, Iman!

-Knock a coconut off!

Come back as quick as you can! Oh, some fancy footwork there

to keep the coconuts on, but Cook still knocked another one off!

Keep pulling! Quick as you can!

Very good, almost there!

Well done, brilliant! Collect your coconuts and swap over.

OK, Iman, stand there, have a shot.

There we go, ready? Oh, and try again?

Oh, good try!

Come on, Swashbucklers, we can do this!

Let's cheer them on!

Come on, Daniel! Well done, Callum!

-Oh, well done. Oh, no!

-They knocked it off themselves!

Never mind! Collect them up and swap over!

There you go. That's it. Hang on a second.

Oh, that was close!

Right then, Daniel, have a try.

Ready? Oh, he just missed!

Come on, Samuela!

As quick as you can!

Come on, we can do this!

Come on!

-They're coming back!

-That's it!

That's not fair!

Well done, Iman, keep going!

Come on, heave!

Come on, keep going!

Keep going, quick as you can!

Collect your coconuts and step over!

Well done, Iman, let me hold those for you.

Line it up, OK, here we go, let's get one in.

Yeah! And here's another one, go again.

Good throw, fantastic!

OK, Samuela, come right in close.

That's it, line it up.

Have a go.

Oh, just missed, well done!

Oh, it's the last ten seconds! Come on, guys!

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5,

4, 3, 2, 1...

BELL RINGS

Oh, time is up! Good try, well done, Swashbucklers.

Squawk, you've got the bird's-eye view, over to you.

Coconuts a go-go!

Cook knocked off a coconut and swept it away!

Iman caused a coconut to wobble, and whoops!

Daniel accidentally kicked off a coconut he was trying to protect!

Iman scored a great double-barreler.

But it wasn't enough, and the Swashbucklers ran out of time.

Yay!

You didn't win this one.

Sorry, Gem, it's a lose.

Oh, never mind, Swashbucklers.

You did try really hard, but don't worry.

You could still win that jewel back a little bit later.

Yes, never mind, weevils. Oh, I mean, swash-weevils.

LAUGHTER Oh, weevil-bucklers.

Oh, I give up!

If you've got a thing about weevils, Sinker,

you might be covered in more than weevils later

if you walk the plank into the smelly ship's mess.

Urgh!

CROWD: Urgh!

How many weevils have you caught in your biscuit tin, Cook?

Not many. Look.

Hang on. Where have the biscuits gone?

The weevils ate them.

Weevils everywhere, no biscuits. This day couldn't get any worse!

Hang on. Wait a minute. Oh, yes, it could!

The weevils have jumped on to me, too.

Oh, you two had better get rid of those weevils,

or you'll be wiggling your way to the end of that plank.

Or it might be you, Captain Sinker, if we win back all of my jewels.

Come on, let's play another game. Squawk, what is it?

The second game is Pirate Cannons.

SQUAWK CAWS

The aim of the game is to knock over all ten targets.

All you have to do is collect the soft green cannonballs.

Load them in the cannons, and fire them.

But be careful - Cook and Line will be sneaky and try to stop you.

CHEERING

And here's one of the green squashy balls you need to collect.

And not the yellow and blue ones that Cook and Line

have put in there to try and confuse you, OK?

They will probably try to put you off when you're playing the game.

But don't worry about them.

You have to fire the cannonballs over there, OK?

So, Iman and Callum, you can fire the cannonballs for me.

And Samuela and Daniel, you have to collect the green squashy balls.

So, are we ready to play?

ALL: Arrr-harrr!

-Then, Swashbucklers, away!

-BELL RINGS

Here you go, Iman. There's one to start you off. Good girl.

Oh, perfect! Ready? Yes!

First shot, well done, Iman, that was brilliant.

So, nine more to get.

And another one. Well done, Callum.

Who did that?

Brilliant. Good shot, Iman.

You've got three down already. That's brilliant.

Oh, another one down!

You're doing really well.

Six more to get, Swashbucklers.

Good running, Daniel.

And another one! Look at that!

GEM LAUGHS

Oh, that was close. Oh, no!

Line, there's a shark behind you!

Where? Ahhh!

GEM LAUGHS

They're not looking. Oh that was close!

Can I help you squish it in? There we go. Try again.

Yes! And again.

I'll help you there.

All right? Four more to get.

Come on, we can do this.

That was close, it bounced off the wave.

Come on, Callum.

Yes, you did it! Well done.

We can do this. Yes, good girl.

Two more to get. Come on. Yes! One more.

Oh, one left.

Come on, let's go for it. Both go for the same one.

We're coming up to the last 10 seconds.

Ten, nine, eight,

seven, six, five,

four, three, here you go,

two, quick, one!

Oh!

That was so close, Swashbucklers. Good try.

Squawk, you've got the bird's-eye view. Over to you.

Amazing shooting, Swashbucklers.

The first few targets fell fast.

One, two, three, four, five in a row.

There was no stopping the Swashbucklers,

and Line got the fright of his life when he thought Cook was a shark.

There was only one ship left, but shot after shot wouldn't sink it.

Sorry, Gem, it's a lose.

It was so close, Swashbucklers. Never mind.

But we could still win back all five of my jewels

in the Shipwreck Rummage.

Oh, Gem?

I've got a lovely present for you.

BOOING

Oh, what is it?

Oh, what is this?

An old biscuit tin?

Yes, why don't you open it and have a delicious biscuit now?

What do you think, Swashbucklers? Shall I open it?

CROWD: No!

Yeah, I didn't think so.

It's probably filled with your wiggling weevils.

Oh!

And you'll be the one wriggling around in the ship's mess later

if we win back all of my jewels.

I don't think so.

I'm off to my captain's quarters.

You Swashbucklers are nearly as annoying as those weevils.

DANCE MUSIC

Oh, it's no good, Line. We'll never shake off these weevils.

We need to find a way to trap them.

What can we put in the biscuit tin that weevils like to eat?

THEY GASP

-Sausages!

-Biscuit!

Biscuits do make more sense. But the weevils have eaten them all.

I'll make some more.

Done!

Wow! You really are a great cook!

-Can I try one?

-No, they're for the weevils.

What weevils?

Oh, those weevils.

Let's put them in the biscuit tin.

TIN CLATTERS

DANCE MUSIC

Line, we've stopped wiggling.

Yeah, the weevils have all gone in the biscuit tin, Cook.

Quick, put the lid on.

OK.

No, not on your head. On the biscuit tin!

If you say so.

Cook, Line?

BOTH: Yes, Captain Sinker, Sir. I mean, ma'am!

Have you got rid of the weevils?

Yes, we have.

Well...

You're not wriggling and squirming any more.

You've done it!

Well done, boys. The weevils have gone.

-Well, it was quite easy, really. I made some biscuit...

-Yes, lovely.

BOTH: No!

Oh... Why didn't you warn me the weevils were in here?

Oh, nice moves, Captain. Let's dance.

Come here, you!

CAPTAIN SINKER SHRIEKS

OK, Swashbucklers.

We haven't managed to win back any of my jewels yet.

But we can still win back all five in the final game.

So, let's get ready for the Shipwreck Rummage

by doing the Swashbuckle salute.

Let me see you all marching.

Put your hands on your hearts.

Here we go.

-Eye patch.

-AUDIENCE:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat.

-AUDIENCE:

-Pirate hat.

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

Yes, we're ready.

It's the Shipwreck Rummage.

SQUAWK CAWS

The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels

that have been hidden around the shipwreck.

Use the map,

because X marks the spot where each of the jewels could be found.

But be careful!

Cook, Line and Captain Sinker have hidden the jewels well,

and they must all be in the chest before the time runs out.

CHEERING

OK, Swashbucklers.

You have to find all five of my jewels now.

Let me show you where they're hiding.

Up on the top deck we have the green jewel

in one of Captain Sinker's treasure chests.

Then on the middle deck, the red jewel is over in the laundry.

And the purple jewel is in the baskets of sea creatures.

And down on the lower deck, the white jewel is in the hammocks.

And the blue jewel is in the rope store.

Now, boys, you're going first for me.

-Which colour will you go for?

-BOTH: Green.

Right at the top. Are we ready to play?

AUDIENCE: Arrr-harrr!

Swashbucklers away!

BELL RINGS

Come on, let's cheer them on. Come on!

Samuela and Daniel are off. Five jewels to find.

And Cook's flinging the fish in the direction they need to go!

The boys are super speedy getting up to the top deck.

When I see you, I'm going to stop you!

What's Line doing in that barrel? Silly pirate!

But he hasn't put them off.

Daniel's got the green jewel!

They've got it! Bring it back!

OK, so they've got the green one.

-Which colour are you going for now?

-Purple.

-Purple? OK.

Wait a minute, wait for them to come back.

And off you go.

Great, let's get the green one in.

Iman and Callum are heading for the purple jewel

in the baskets of sea creatures

as the green gets home.

Nearly there, Swashbucklers.

Hello, Swashbucklers!

Now, start searching.

Tip it over!

Tip it up, don't worry about Line, just look for the jewels.

Tip it over!

Everything's been tipped out onto the floor.

Where is that purple jewel?

Dig around!

They're going to find it!

Can you find it? Have a look around. They've got it!

Ha-ha, they've got it!

OK, boys, they've found the purple one.

Where are you going next?

-We're going to go...

-Blue one.

You're going to go for the blue one in the rope store? OK, off you go.

That's it, brilliant. The purple one, in it goes.

Three more jewels to get. And the boys are already in the rope store!

Mind the fish!

Samuela's got the blue. Now back you come!

They got the blue one in the rope store. Where are you going to go?

Laundry? OK, hang on. Off you go, girls!

That's it, down there. Good work.

Three jewels safely in the chest, two still to find.

But that tentacle's getting closer to the chest!

You can do it!

Callum's made to the laundry...

Come on, get it out - give it a good shake!

..and has got the red jewel!

OK, they've got the red one.

Boys, you have to get the white one down there in the hammock.

-We're running out of time.

-Come on!

We've got less than...

Quickly, Swashbucklers.

Slide, slide, slide!

Off you go! Go, go. Come on, let's do this.

Only the white jewel left to find.

But there's not much time!

-Come on!

-Where is that white jewel?

CROWD: Seven, six, five, four, three...

Daniel's got it! Go, go, go!

BELL RINGS

CHEERING

That was so close!

Squawk, you've got the final say.

How did we play?

What a nail-biting rummage!

Cook and Line tried everything to slow them down.

With four jewels home, it came down to finding the white.

With just four seconds to go, Daniel grabbed the jewel

and made an incredible sprint back to the chest

before the bell finished ringing.

I'm pleased to say, Gem, you win!

CHEERING

We did it, just in time. Well done, me hearties.

Thank you so much for winning back all my jewels.

I'd love to share them out with you. There you go, Callum.

-You're welcome. Daniel.

-Thank you.

-Samuela.

-And there you go, Iman.

-Thank you.

-And one for Gem!

Let's hear it again for my Swashbucklers!

CHEERING

So, now we have all five of my jewels,

you know what it's time for?

One of those very wriggly, naughty pirates has to walk the plank!

But who's it going to be?

Let's spin the wheel to see.

Off you go, Iman.

So, will it be Cook with the white hat?

Line with the red bandanna?

Or Captain Sinker with the black hat?

It's going to be...

Line!

-CHEERING

-Ha-ha-ha!

So, Line, it's time for you to...

ALL: Walk the plank!

CROWD: Walk the plank! Walk the plank!

Walk the plank!

LINE SOBS

CROWD CHANTS

SPLAT

CHEERING

Ew! It's so good to see Line wriggling around in all that slime.

Ha! We'll see you next time for more Swashbuckles.

CHEERING

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, go-go-go

Swashbuckle cheer...

Arrr-harrr!