Super Cannon Swashbuckle

# A band of naughty pirates took some jewels from me

# I hid on board their pirate ship and sailed off out to sea

# But they weren't watching where they went

# And shipwrecked on the sand

# I want to win my treasure back

# Will you give me a hand?

ALL: # Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

ALL: # Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, go-go-go! #

Will you help me win my treasure back?

-ALL:

-Yeah!

-Shall we make the pirates walk the plank?

-Yeah!

Well, let's hear you, then, me hearties!

ALL: # Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, go-go-go! #

Swashbuckle cheer!

AUDIENCE: Arrr-harr!

Whoa!

CHEERING

Ahoy there, my hearties! Welcome to Swashbuckle.

-ALL:

-Ahoy!

My name is Gem and it's great to have you aboard.

Are you ready for a rip-roaring pirate adventure?

-ALL:

-Arrr-harr!

Will you help me win back my jewels

from those very naughty pirates?

-Arrr-harr!

-Brilliant! Thank you.

Now, where is Captain Sinker? Can you see her anyway?

-ALL:

-There! There she is.

Oh, shush! I'm trying to do my shopping.

Shopping? It looks like you're reading a book.

I am. It's the pirate shopping catalogue.

My crew found it on the beach

and they've already ordered me some piratey things from it.

Cook! Line!

JAUNTY MUSIC

-BOTH:

-Yes, Captain Sinker, Sir. I mean, Ma'am!

Has my shopping arrived yet?

-It certainly has.

-Excellent! What did you order?

Wait! Let me guess.

An anchor made of sponge?

A chocolate cargo net?

No! This brand-new telescope.

Oh, wow! Good choice. We could do with one of those.

What can you see through it?

You don't look into this telescope, you blow into it.

Bubbles! Bubbles, bubbles, bubbles!

I might have known it! I don't want a toy!

Order me something piratey so I can rule the high seas.

Captain Sinker, when you're quite finished with shopping,

we want to do some winning. Time to get my jewels back.

Squawk, let's meet today's Swashbucklers.

Playing today, we've got Thomas.

Thomas is six and loves ice cream.

Let's hope he'll scoop up the jewels.

His Swashbuckle name is Sea Legs Thomas.

This is Isabel.

Isabel is also six and enjoys football.

Maybe she'll kick off with a win today.

Her Swashbuckle name is Flag Isabel.

Meet Jazil.

Jazil is six and likes playing with his friends,

so he'll love playing the pirate games later.

His Swashbuckle name is Tidal Wave Jazil.

Finally, we've got Nancy.

Nancy is six and enjoys swinging on the monkey bars.

Cook and Line will be monkeying around today.

Her Swashbuckle name is Bonnie Nancy.

CHEERING

Welcome aboard to my brand-new team of Swashbucklers.

You're all here to help me win back my jewels

from naughty Captain Sinker,

but I need to make sure you're ready for the challenge

by doing the Swashbuckling salute. So let me see you all marching.

Put your hands on your heart. Here we go!

-Eye patch. ALL:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate's hat. ALL:

-Pirate's hat.

Swashbuckle cheer!

-ALL:

-Arrr-harr!

Well done, my hearties! You're ready for the challenge.

Squawk, what do we have to do today?

You daring Swashbucklers need to work as a team

as you take part in different pirate games.

Every time you win a game,

Captain Sinker will give you a jewel for your treasure chest.

Win all five jewels

and one of the naughty pirates will walk the plank into the ship's nest.

CHEERING

And here is our treasure chest, Swashbucklers.

When you win back my jewels from naughty Captain Sinker,

we'll put them here to keep them safe.

These jewels aren't for sale.

If you want, you'll have two win them.

We're ready to win them, so bring it on!

Squawk, what's the first game?

The first game is Wacky Whirlpool.

The aim of the game is to fill all six holes in the whirlpool.

All you have to do is collect cannonballs,

roll them down the ramp and past the fish.

But, be careful. The whirlpool will be spinning

and Cook and Line will be trying to stop you.

CHEERING

Here is one of the soft cannonballs that you need to collect

to play the game and they are way over there in those crates.

Bring them back to the ramps and roll them down into the holes.

But, look out, because Cook and Line

will be trying to put you off with their fishy shenanigans.

You have as long as it takes for the octopus to reach across

the screen and close the treasure chest to play the game.

I'll give you this one to start you off.

So, are we ready to play?

CHEERING

Then, Swashbucklers away!

BELL SOUNDS

Can you get one straight in? Oh, that was a close one!

Come on, everyone, let's cheer them on.

Caught one in my net!

So, line it up and off you go!

Oh, it just bounced out. Oh, we got one in!

Well done, Thomas!

Did it go in? Oh! It bounced out again!

Yes! Cook helped us then!

Oh, another one in!

Yes!

Oh, they're doing this too quickly!

We've got three in! That's amazing!

Oh, Cook!

This is fun!

CHEERING

Wait for the holes to come round. Well done.

Is it going to go in off the fish?

Not quite. A good try. Let's try again.

Oh, another one! Brilliant! Good work.

Oh, only two left. I'd better get that out of the way.

Wait for it to come around.

Yes! You got the middle one. Well done!

Go on, Line, fling a fish!

Only one more to get. That's it, Jazil, line it up.

Not into his net!

Move out the way, Cook! Oh, never mind, let's have another try.

Oh, that fish got in the way again.

Line it up. Here comes the hole. Quick! Cook's not looking!

Oh, we missed. Have a go here. Can you get it in?

-ALL:

-YES!

You've done it! Come on in, Swashbucklers.

Well done. Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view. Over to you.

Whizzy whirlpooling!

The Swashbucklers worked fast to sink the cannonballs.

One, two, three!

Cook had catch of the day

and Line was flinging fish at Cook.

Captain Sinker won't be pleased with that.

But with one left to get, Isabel had her eye on the ball

and she watched it bounce in, so it's a win!

Brilliant! Well done, my hearties!

We've won our first jewel, so, Captain Sinker, you know the rule -

send down a jewel.

Oh, all right! Have it you jammy swabdoublers!

CHEERING

Oh, look, it's the purple one.

There you go, Jazil. Pop it in the chest, please.

Yeah, well done!

So, we only need four more of those jewels and then one of these

naughty pirates will have to walk the plank. Yes!

-ALL:

-Eurgh!

Cook, have you ordered something piratey for the captain yet?

Yes, I have, Line. A treasure chest full of bubble mixture.

I hope you two haven't ordered me

something else that makes bubbles from that catalogue.

Have we ordered something...(?)

Er, yeah, more bubble mixture for the telescope.

-We've almost run out.

-Oh!

Give it here! Give it here!

Order me this!

A super cannon, perfect for ruling the high seas.

Does it...?

-No, it does not make bubbles.

-Shame.

Oh, come on, Captain.

It's time to fire off another game so we can win another jewel.

Squawk, what is the next game?

The second game is Tumbly Barrel.

The aim of this game is to make a picture

that matches what the pirate is wearing.

All you have to do is run through the giant barrel,

find the dressing-up bits and bring them back to make your picture.

But be careful. Cook and Line will be trying to make you tumble.

CHEERING

And here is Cook wearing the six items that you need to collect,

so look very carefully.

We need to find a black pirate hat,

a red-and-black stripy eye patch,

a black moustache,

a feather earring,

a yellow and white T-shirt

and a very cheeky monkey.

And of those six items are through the Tumbly Barrel,

over there in those crates.

But look out, because Line is tumbling that barrel,

which might just make you tumble.

OK, Nancy, will you go first for me?

Brilliant. Are we ready to play?

-ALL:

-Arrr-harrr!

Then Swashbucklers away!

Off you go. CHEERING

There we go.

Oh, brilliant, a very speedy start, Nancy. Well done.

-AUDIENCE:

-Nancy! Nancy!

Great, you've got the yellow T-shirt.

Oh, you're going for...

The moustache, OK, brilliant.

Well done. Oh, keep going!

That's it, grab the moustache and keep coming. Great.

Thomas, off you go. Well done.

OK, so you've got the moustache. Uh-oh!

Throw some fish in, Cook!

Watch out, Thomas!

Oh, Cook! You're supposed to cook the fish,

not throw them in the Tumbly Barrel.

Well done!

Well done, off you go.

Brilliant. Oh, excuse me, Cook.

You frightened me with that monkey there.

Well done. That's it.

Keep going.

See what you can find, we need four more things.

Yes! Brilliant. Here comes the monkey.

Isabel, are you ready to go next? And off you go.

So we need the eye patch and we need the pirate hat.

Good jumping, keep going.

Oh, no! Not more fish!

COOK LAUGHS

We're halfway through now, team.

Good work. Keep going, Isabel.

Come on, Line. You can't be tired already.

That's it. Well done.

Off you go again, Nancy. That's it.

So what else do we need Nancy to find?

Stripy eye patch!

And a feather earring.

Check all the crates.

Have you got it? Brilliant.

Thomas, you need to find a feather earring

and we're running out of time.

Off you go, brilliant, Nancy. Well done.

Good work.

Come on, let's cheer Thomas on.

-AUDIENCE:

-Thomas! Thomas!

-Come on, Thomas.

Ten, nine,

eight, seven,

six, five,

four, three,

two, one...

Oh, never mind, Thomas. Come back over here and join us.

Well done, me hearties.

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view. How did it look to you?

Top-notch tumbling, Swashbucklers.

Nancy grabbed the yellow shirt, but changed her mind.

"No thanks, I'll take the 'tache!"

Cook made sure the fish were flying,

and Thomas gave a masterclass in tumbling.

But they couldn't find the feather earring

and the Swashbucklers were out of time.

Sorry, you lose!

Oh, never mind, me hearties.

It was tricky to find that feather earring, but don't worry.

We could still win that jewel back a little bit later.

No jewel, but perhaps I can interest you in something else, Gem.

-AUDIENCE:

-Boo!

What is this?

Hey?

A cannonball?

Ha! Yes. I'm going to need much bigger cannonballs than that

when my new super cannon arrives.

Perhaps you could put that in your treasure chest? Ha-ha!

Well, maybe one of you naughty pirates will be

blasting off the end of the plank later

if we win back all my jewels, and you have to walk the plank, Sinker.

Don't count on it, Gem.

I'm off to my captain's quarters

to see if my new super cannon has arrived.

-The captain's new cannon has arrived.

-I can't wait to see it!

Let's open it up and have a look!

-Oh, hello! Look what I found here.

-Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

I think so.

BOTH: Use it to open the...

B-b-b...

B-b-b... Bongos?

-Box.

-Box, box. Yeah, that makes more sense.

-What are you doing with that key?

-Oh, hi, Captain.

We're just trying to open your super cannon box, but it's not working.

Why don't you try it in the keyhole?

THEY LAUGH

Oh, like that's going to work!

OK, it's worth a try(!)

CLICK

-Oh. Sounded like I did something.

-Let's try the lid again.

No, didn't work.

It's because you're still sitting on the lid.

BOTH: Oh, yeah!

Quickly, unpack it!

Oh, I can't wait to see my new super cannon.

Oh! Oh!

Would you get out of my way?

Oh, well, it must be in here somewhere.

Ah-ha!

Oh! Is that it?

Oh, it's like a little elephant.

Look at its little trunk.

-No, it's a cannon.

-Cannon?

A very small cannon!

Shouldn't you look at the instructions first?

I don't need instructions or safety equipment for this.

It's just a silly toy. Oh!

I wanted a really powerful super cannon

so I can rule the high seas, and all I got was this tiny toy.

And it probably just blows bubbles anyway.

THEY GASP BOTH: Bubbles?!

EXPLOSION

Maybe WE should have read the instructions!

All right then, Swashbucklers,

we need to find four more of my jewels in the Shipwreck Rummage now

to make sure one of those pirates walks the plank.

We have to make sure we are ready by doing the Swashbuckle Salute.

Let me see you all marching.

Put your hands on your heart.

Here we go.

-Eye patch. ALL:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate's hat. ALL:

-Pirate's hat.

-Swashbuckle Cheer. ALL:

-Arrr-harrr!

Yes, we're ready.

It's the Shipwreck Rummage.

The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels

that have been hidden around the shipwreck.

Use the map,

because X marks the spot where each of the jewels can be found.

But be careful -

Cook, Line and Captain Sinker have hidden the jewels well

and they must all be in the chest before the time runs out.

All right, Swashbucklers, we have to find four more of my jewels.

Let me show you where they are hiding.

Up on the top deck,

we have the green jewel in one of Captain Sinker's Barrels of Maps.

Then, on the middle deck, the white jewel is over in the laundry.

And the blue jewel is in the Pool of Pearls.

And down on the lower deck,

the red jewel is in one of those three hammocks.

Now, girls, you're going first, so which colour will you go for?

-BOTH:

-Green.

-Right at the top?

Are you ready to play?

-ALL:

-Arrr-harrr!

Then, Swashbucklers away!

BELL RINGS Come on, girls.

Isabelle and Nancy are speeding towards the green jewel

in the Barrel Of Maps.

Isabelle is going very fast across the middle deck.

But not that way.

Keep climbing, right to the top.

Watch out for those flying fish.

Flying fish!

They're up and both going for the same barrel.

Yes, they have got the green jewel.

OK. So, boys, they have got the green one, where are you going to go next?

-The Pool of Pearls?

-Yeah.

Go through the middle and over the cannonballs.

You ready? And off you go.

Off run Jazeel and Thomas as the green makes it safely home.

Out of the way, bouncy Cook.

Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy.

Thomas and Jazeel are heading for the blue jewel

in the Pool of Pearls.

The tentacle is halfway to the chest

as they dive straight into the pearls.

It's in there somewhere.

Thomas, it's right by your knee.

You are so close.

Dig down, it's by your foot.

He's found it.

Now quick, boys, get it back to the chest.

Yes, they've got a blue one.

So, girls, where are you going to go next?

The white one? The laundry? OK.

Off you go to the laundry, girls.

To the laundry, off you go together, brilliant.

In they run, and that's the blue safely back

as Isabelle and Nancy head for the laundry.

Line's waiting with a basket of beach balls.

Now, start looking in those clothes.

Don't let Line stop you, you've got to keep going

because time is running out.

Line's jumping up and down because he can see that Isabelle has got it.

Go, go, girls.

I need you to get the last one for me, OK?

The red one is over there, down in the bottom by the hammocks.

Come on and off you go.

One jewel left to find

but the tentacle is nearly at the chest.

Everything is on the floor but where is that jewel?

-AUDIENCE:

-Four, three, two, one!

BELL RINGS

Time is up. Good try. Let's have a look.

We did get it but not in time.

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view, over to you.

Another rascally Rummage.

Isabelle and Nancy got straight to the green.

Thomas's knee found the blue.

Line tried to stop the girls looking in the laundry as time ticked away.

And with only the red to get, the hammocks played havoc.

It didn't get back to the chest. So sorry, Gem, you lose.

Yes, Swashbucklers, give yourselves a cheer, you tried so hard

and even though we didn't win this time, I'm very proud of you.

We're going to have to close the treasure chest today

and those naughty pirates don't have to walk the plank.

-But have you lots of fun? ALL:

-Yes.

Let's have a big cheer for my brave Swashbucklers.

THEY CHEER

You hear that, boys, no going in the ship's mess today

and Line has found some cannonballs from my old cannon.

Oh, and just how many cannonballs have you got there, Captain Sinker?

-Good question, Gem. Why don't you count them, boys?

-OK.

-One.

-Two.

-Five.

-Nine.

11-teen.

THEY LAUGH

Looks like Captain Sinker has had a ball and so have we.

We'll see you next time for more Swashbuckle.

-ALL:

-# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates Go-go-go! #

-Swashbuckle cheer!

-Arrr-harrr!