Hammocks Swashbuckle

# A band of naughty pirates Took some jewels from me

# I hid on board their pirate ship And sailed off out to sea

# But they weren't watching where they went

# And shipwrecked on the sand

# I want to win my treasure back Will you give me a hand?

-ALL:

-# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

-Will you help me win my treasure back?

-Yeah!

-Shall we make the pirates walk the plank?

-Yeah!

Well, let's hear you, then, me hearties!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

Ahoy there, me hearties. Welcome to Swashbuckle.

AUDIENCE: Arrr-harrr!

My name's Gem, and it's great to have you all aboard.

Are you ready for a rip-roaring pirate adventure?

AUDIENCE: Arrr-harrr!

And will you help me

to win back my jewels from those very pesky pirates?

AUDIENCE: Arrr-harrr!

Thank you. Now, where is Captain Sinker?

-Can you see her?

-AUDIENCE: Boo!

Oh, there she is.

Oh, boo away.

I've got a bad back and I'm feeling grumpy.

Now, where are my hapless crew?

Cook? Line?

BOTH: Yes, Captain Sinker, sir. I mean ma'am!

That dreadful bed has made my back sore again.

Oh, we know, captain.

So, we've decided to get you a new one.

-Ta-da! A hammock!

-LAUGHTER

How on Earth am I going to fit into that? It's tiny!

It is small.

This is just a model to help us plan how to make you a bigger one.

It'll really help your back.

Hmm. A hammock. Well, I do like hammocks.

But it better be soft, and springy,

and nothing like that old, hard, lumpy...

Oh, ow! SHE SOBS

Oh, poor Sinker with her bad back.

Well, we are ready to win my jewels back!

So, Squawk, let's meet today's Swashbucklers.

Playing today, we've got Raphael.

CHEERING

Raphael is six and wants to be a break dancer when he's older.

So, he'll have some great moves to get past the pirates today.

His Swashbuckle name is Cold Foot Raphael.

Next it's Zane.

CHEERING

Zane is also six years old and loves drawing aeroplanes.

Hopefully he'll fly to victory!

His Swashbuckle name is Fool's Gold Zane.

Say hello to Lysandra.

CHEERING

Lysandra is seven and enjoys art.

Hopefully she'll be picture perfect later.

Her Swashbuckle name is Bandanna Lysandra.

Finally, we've got Zenna.

CHEERING

Zenna is seven years old and loves fashion.

She's looking stylish as a Swashbuckler today.

Her Swashbuckle name is Crab Claw Zenna.

CHEERING

Welcome aboard to my brand-new team of Swashbucklers.

So, you are going to help me win back my jewels

-from Captain Sinker?

-ALL: Yeah!

I need to make sure that you're ready for the challenge

by doing the Swashbuckler salute! So, let me see you all marching.

Put your hand on your hearts! Here we go!

-# Eye patch!

-Eye patch!

-# Pirate's hat!

-Pirate's hat! #

Swashbuckle cheer...

AUDIENCE: Arrr-harrr!

Oh, yes, you are ready.

So, Squawk, what do we have to do today?

SQUAWK CAWS

You daring Swashbucklers need to work as a team

as you take part in different pirate games.

Every time you win a game,

Captain Sinker will give you a jewel for your treasure chest.

Win all five jewels,

and one of the naughty pirates will walk the plank into the ship's mess!

CHEERING

OK, then, me hearties. Here is our treasure chest.

So, when you win back my jewels from Captain Sinker,

we'll put them in here to keep them safe. All right?

You won't win any jewels back.

My back hurts and I'm far too grumpy.

All right, grumpy. Deary me.

Let's play our first game. Squawk, what is it?

The first game is Shivering Timbers.

The aim of the game is to make the octopus jigsaw.

All you have to do is walk along the plank to collect the jigsaw pieces.

But be careful! Cook and Line will stop you from crossing

and hide the pieces, too.

CHEERING

And here's the picture of the octopus that you need to build

with the eight puzzle pieces.

But I've managed to put two over there for you to start you off

and the other six are way over there, the other side

by naughty Cook and Line, who will be going down in a lift to try

and hide them from you. Brilliant! And, remember, if you do fall in,

you have to go back to the side that you were coming from.

You have as long as it takes for the octopus to reach out across

the screen and close the treasure chest to play.

Zane and Lysandra, you're going first for me?

-Are we ready to play?

-AUDIENCE: Arrr-harrr!

-Then Swashbucklers away!

-BELL RINGS

Come on, let's win back that jewel!

Oh, that's it. It's very wobbly!

But we're both across, brilliant.

Well done, Zane. Oh, good work, Lysandra.

Line didn't even see you, there.

Ah-ha! Look out for Cook.

Try going now. Quick, quick, quick!

That's it, keep going, keep going.

Keep going, nearly there.

Brilliant. Oh, no, Zane.

He's in. Yes! Oh...

Raphael, you can go.

That's it, back the other side.

Come on, Zane. Look where you're going. Go really carefully.

Put that back! Put that back right now, Swashbuckler!

Brilliant, thanks for helping, Zenna. You can go now.

Lysandra, you can go back as well. Good work, boys.

Let's see how we're doing.

You've got the two eyes of the octopus.

COOK SHRIEKS Stop floundering, Cook!

So, now we need three more pieces, team. Brilliant.

Come on, guys, we're running out of time.

That's it, well done, Lysandra. Keep going!

Ready? Oh, watch out.

Oh, well done. Good work.

Zane, wait for Lysandra to come back

then you can dash over for the last piece, OK?

Hide a piece, Line!

Ha-ha!

So, I think, Zenna, you've got a corner piece, there.

Come on, Zane.

Well done, keep cheering them on. Come on, Zane. Come on, Zane!

-Stay on your feet.

-Keep going. Brilliant.

Let's put the piece in, the last one.

Turn it around the right way. You can all help.

That's it, turn it round. And it's in!

-CHEERING

-Yes!

Good work, Swashbucklers.

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view. Over to you.

What a terrific Shivering Timbers!

Lysandra was speedily back with the first piece.

But swung the ring and sent Zane in!

The jigsaw was nearly complete when Line tried to hide a piece.

But the Swashbucklers knew where it was.

While Cook was floundering, Zane brought the last piece home

and with a final spin, the puzzle was finished and Swashbucklers win!

CHEERING

Well done, you have won back our first jewel. Good job!

So, Captain Sinker, you know the rule.

AUDIENCE: Send down a jewel!

Oh, have the jewel. But you'd better look after it.

You won't get your hands on any more.

-CHEERING

-Yeah, come on! Woohoo!

Oh, look, it's the purple one. Fantastic.

Lysandra, pop it in the chest, please. Yes!

So, only four more of those sparkly jewels and then one of the

naughty pirates will have to walk the plank

into that smelly ship's mess.

AUDIENCE: Ew!

What on Earth are you two doing?

Oh, well, we can't decide whether to make your new hammock out of mops.

It's soft!

Or seaweed. It's springy!

Oh, mops and seaweed?

You need something strong so it will hang, like ropes.

Right. No mops.

SPLATTING

AUDIENCE: Ew!

-No, er, no seaweed?

-No.

SPLODGING

And no ropes?

SQUELCHING No, I said we needed that!

Uh-oh, I think they might be in trouble.

But we're ready to play another game, so get ready, pirates!

Squawk, what is it?

The second game is Swashbubbles!

SQUAWK CAWS

The aim of the game is to knock over all the coloured barrels.

All you have to do is use your swashbubbles to topple those towers.

But, be careful, Cook and Line will be getting in your way.

CHEERING

And here you are inside your swashbubbles.

But, look out, because Cook is also in a swashbubble

and will try to bounce into you.

And also look out for Line, who's dancing as an octopus.

Now, girls, when you bash over a barrel,

make your way back to bounce-tag into the boys ready for your turn.

So, are we ready to play?

AUDIENCE: Arrr-harrr!

-Then Swashbucklers away!

-BELL RINGS

Off you go, girls. Good start.

Oh, be careful of spinning octopus, Line.

Oh, up you get, girls!

You've got four barrels you need to bash over.

That's it, go for the same barrel girls. Which one are you going for?

The green one? Brilliant.

A big bash... Well done!

Make your way back to the boys, now.

Oh, look out for those naughty pirates.

There's fish everywhere!

Come on, come on!

Oh, come back, come back!

Up you get, girls. Well done.

And bounce-tag the boys. Brilliant, off you go.

Just keep spinning, Line. Very good!

That's it, boys. Let's go for that blue barrel. And a big bash...

Brilliant! Now come on back.

Quickly, come on, boys!

We need to be really speedy to win back that jewel.

Up you get, boys! Keep going.

Ready, and... Off you go!

There you go, boys. Brilliant.

Go for the yellow barrels, that's it.

Big push - well done!

Come on, girls!

It just won't go!

Come on, quick!

They're not going to do it!

The tentacle is nearly at the chest!

Oh, no! We're running out of time! We're at the last 10 seconds. Quick!

Ten, nine...

Boys, you've got to be really fast.

Six. Quick, boys!

As fast as you can.

Over to the red ones.

Ha-ha ! That was so close.

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view. Over to you.

Super swashbubbles!

Lysandra and Zenna set off and bumped into Cook,

taking a tumble.

Line was in a spin but Raphael and Zane got past him

and got the blue barrel.

The boys made a final dash for the last barrel

but it hadn't fallen when Sinker rang the bell.

Sorry, Gem. It's a lose!

Oh, never mind, Swashbucklers.

That red one didn't get knocked over in time

but, don't worry, we could still win back those jewels a bit later.

Oh, Gem! I've got something for you.

ALL: Boo!

Ooh! What's this, then?

A tiny hammock...?

Hee-hee! Yes, I thought after losing that game,

you and the Swashbucklers might need a little lie-down.

We haven't got time to lie down.

My Swashbucklers are raring to go

to try and win back the rest of my jewels.

Winning that jewel was exhausting.

I think I need a little lie down.

My crew better not be messing about with my new hammock.

Oh, my back!

Captain Sinker is going to love her new hammock.

It's amazing what you can do with some strong vines and fishing nets.

-Have you finished stuffing the pillow?

-Yes.

I used all the super-soft seagull feathers that I could find.

Captain said she wanted it springy and soft.

-Let's try it out.

-OK!

-Oh, wow! Super springy!

-Let's do it again!

-Ah! This is fun!

-One more time!

THUD!

I'd run out of feathers with that one so I just stuffed it with rocks.

-SINKER:

-I hope you two aren't messing about with my new hammock.

-We're not!

-We are, Captain. I mean, we're not, Captain!

We'd better get it ready for her.

Yeah, it does look quite comfy.

-BOTH:

-Ta-da!

We made you the springiest hammock from the springiest vines

and the softest nets we could find.

Where did you get the netting from?

-My old fishing nets.

-What's that smell?

Fish.

Right. Well, I suppose I won't smell it when I'm fast asleep, so...

-Oh! My back.

-Oh, hang on, Captain. You need to put pillows on it first

so it's super-soft.

And you can't go to bed without Captain Snugglebeard.

Oh, Captain Snugglebeard!

There you go.

CRASH!

Yee....oh!

Oh! Fixed my back.

Oh, wonderful!

Oh! I'm going to have a lovely lie-down in my gorgeous new hammock.

Oh, you clever pirates. Ha-ha!

Argh!

LAUGHTER

Pillow? Whoo!

Thanks.

Right, my hearties. You need to find four more of my jewels

to make sure one of those pirates walks the plank.

So, to get ready for the Shipwreck Rummage,

let's do the Swashbuckle salute one more time. Let me see you marching.

Put your hands on your hearts. Here we go.

-# Eye-patch!

-Eye-patch

-# Pirate hat!

-Pirate hat...

-#

-Swashbuckle cheer.

-ALL:

-Arrr-harr!

-Arrr-harr!

It's the Shipwreck Rummage! Squawk!

The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels

that have been hidden around the shipwreck.

Use the map, because 'X' marks the spot

where each of the jewels could be found.

But be careful, cos Line and Captain Sinker have hidden the jewels well

and they must all be in the chest before the time runs out.

-ALL:

-Yay!

OK, my hearties!

Let me show you where the four remaining jewels are hiding.

Up on the top deck, the red jewel is in one of the birds' nests.

Then, on the middle deck, the white jewel is over in the laundry.

And, on the lower deck, we have two jewels.

The green one over in the hammocks and the blue on in the rope store.

Lysandra and Zane, you're first. Which colour are you going for?

-Blue.

-Blue, all right, then. Are we ready to play?

ALL: Arrr-harr!

Then Swashbucklers away!

Off run Lysandra and Zane.

They're already in the rope store.

Now, where's the blue jewel?

I know where it is.

-Rummage around. Got to find it.

-Lysandra's found it!

OK, so you've got the blue one. Where are you going to go next?

-Red.

-Going for the red one at the top. OK. That's it.

Back over this way. And off you go.

Next up, it's Rafael and Zenna.

The blue is back in the chest!

Great climbing, Swashbucklers!

They're heading for the red in the bird's nest. Keep going!

ALL: You can do it, you can do it!

That's right, everyone - you can do it!

Nearly there! Just ignore the silly pirates.

That's it. Twirl on the way through.

That's it. Reach up for the red jewel.

-They've got it!

-That's it.

-They've got the red one. Where are you going next?

-White.

The white one, in the laundry. Brilliant.

Oh-oh! Cook's got a big basket of fish.

And he's waiting for our Swashbucklers to slide home.

Good work and off you go. Brilliant.

Lysandra and Zane are on their way

and that's the red home.

Two more jewels to find.

Oh, and it's raining rats and mice.

But they've got to get to the laundry.

Watch out for the beach balls.

Hurry - there's not long left.

Look around in the laundry.

Line's about to tip it out of the basket.

-But they've found the jewel.

-Come on!

-Back you come.

They've got the white one now.

I need you to get the green one down in the hammock, OK?

Quick as you can! Quick!

That's it, then. Off you go. Brilliant.

That's three jewels found. Just one more to get.

It's green and it's in the hammocks.

20 seconds left.

Time's running out. Where is it? It's dropped on the floor.

But Raphael's grabbed it.

Ten, nine, eight... YES!

Great work, Swashbucklers.

Well done. Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view. Over to you.

They're very happy!

Squawk! Great rummaging, Swashbucklers!

Lysandra easily found the blue jewel in the rope store.

Zenna reached for the red in the bird's nest

and brought it back with a winning smile.

The white jewel was in the laundry.

And then the Swashbucklers headed for the hammocks

and brought back the green.

Great work, team. It's a win!

Well done to my brilliant team of Swashbucklers.

You've won back all my jewels.

Now I can share them with you to hold on to. There you go, Lysandra.

-Thank you.

-You're welcome. Raphael?

-Thank you.

-That's OK.

-There you go, Zenna. And there you go, Zane.

-Thank you.

No, thank you and a blue one for me.

Let's hear it for my Swashbucklers.

-ALL:

-Hooray!

Now we have all five of my jewels, you know what it's time for?

One of the naughty pirates has to walk the plank.

But who's it going to be?

Let's see. Off you go, Zane.

Big spin. Here we go.

Will it be Cook with the white hat,

or Line with his red bandana?

Or Captain Sinker with her black hat?

It's going to be...

Line!

THEY LAUGH

Who...me?

So Line, it's time for you to...

-ALL:

-Walk the plank! Walk the plank! Walk the plank!

Walk the plank! Walk the plank!

Walk the plank!

THEY CHEER

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Ha-ha! Oh, it's great to see Line back in that smelly ship's mess.

We'll see you next time for more Swashbuckle!

THEY CHEER

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho! #

-Swashbuckler cheer!

-Squawk!

-ALL:

-Arrr-harr!