Shellephone Swashbuckle

# A band of naughty pirates took some jewels from me

# I hid on board their pirate ship and sailed off out to sea

# But they weren't watching where they went

# And shipwrecked on the sand

# I want to win my treasure back Will you give me a hand?

-ALL:

-# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Will you help me win my treasure back?

-Yeah!

-Shall we make the pirates walk the plank?

-Yeah!

Well, let's hear you, then, me hearties!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

Ahoy there, me hearties. Welcome to Swashbuckle!

Arrr-harrr!

My name's Gem and it's great to have you all aboard the Scarlet Squid!

-Are you ready for a rip-roaring pirate adventure?

-Arrr-harrr!

And will you help me win back my jewels

-from those very naughty pirates?

-Arrr-harrr!

Thank you. Now, where is Captain Sinker?

-Can you see her anywhere?

-Boo!

-Oh, there she is.

Yes, here I am. But where are my crew?

Cook! Line!

Yes, Captain Sinker, sir, I mean, ma'am!

Wait a minute. Where's...the other one?

He's over there, captain. Coo-ee!

What are you doing over there?

Sorry, captain, I can't hear you!

Don't worry, I've got a new invention - the shell-e-phone!

Ahoy there, Line. Can you hear me?

Yes, I can!

What are you doing?

Well, I speak into this shell, the words travel along the seaweed,

out the other end into Line's ear.

Tell Line I need my socks.

Ahem. The captain needs her socks.

Aye-aye, shipmate!

And a shirt.

And a shirt.

I got the socks.

Oh, Cook and Line, I don't think

you're going to need your shell-e-phone now, are you?

But I need to call upon my Swashbucklers for some help.

Squawk, who's helping me today?

Playing today, we've got Alisa.

Alisa is six and likes horses.

Let's hope she gallops to victory later.

Her swashbuckle name is Shipshape Alisa.

Next it's Scott. Scott is also six and enjoys lying in bed.

He'll need a lie-down after winning Gem's jewels back.

His swashbuckle name is Sea Shanty Scott.

Meet Penny. Penny is six years old and has a dog called Frankie.

Maybe there will be a win to bark about today.

Her swashbuckle name is Peg-leg Penny.

Finally it's Elliott. Elliott is five and loves roller coasters.

Let's hope the pirate games are a wild ride for him.

His swashbuckle name is Long Beard Elliott.

CHEERING

Welcome aboard to my brand-new team of Swashbucklers.

You're going to help win back my jewels from Captain Sinker,

but I need to make sure you're all ready for the challenge

by doing the Swashbuckle Salute. So let me see you all marching.

Put your hands on your heart.

-Here we go! Eye patch. AUDIENCE:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat. AUDIENCE:

-Pirate hat.

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harr!

Well done, me hearties, you are ready.

So, Squawk, what do we have to do today?

You daring Swashbucklers need to work as a team as you take part

in different pirate games.

Every time you win a game,

Captain Sinker will give you a jewel for your treasure chest.

Win all five jewels

and one of the naughty pirates will walk the plank into the ship's mess.

CHEERING

And here is our treasure chest.

When we get our jewels back from naughty Captain Sinker, we'll

put them in here to keep them safe.

I don't think so.

The jewels are staying with me unless you win them,

and that won't be easy.

Well, we are ready to give it our best try so bring it on, Sinker.

Squawk, what's the first game?

The first game is Coconutty Raft.

The aim of the game is to get six coconuts into the barrel.

All you have to do is use your raft to collect the coconuts

and then bull's-eye them into the barrel.

But be careful, Cook and Line will be naughty and try to stop you.

CHEERING

And here is the barrel where you need to collect six of the soft

coconuts which are way over there, the other side of the lagoon.

But uh-oh, look out, because Cook and Line are about

and will probably try to knock over your coconuts.

You have as long as it takes for the octopus to reach across the screen

and close the treasure chest to play.

Boys, you'll go first. Elliott and Scott, going first?

-Are we ready to play?

-Arrr-harrr!

Then Swashbucklers away!

That's it. Off you go, boys. Well done. That's it. Come on.

Pull yourselves across. Come on, boys.

Look out for those beach balls.

Keep going. Nearly there.

Great, now go collect those coconuts.

Well done. Good work.

OK, let's bring them back.

Here we go. Well done, Scott.

Good work, Elliott. Keep going.

Oh, Line, you naughty pirate.

Collect your coconuts, boys,

and swap over, girls. That's it.

OK, Scott, you ready? Have a shot.

Ready? Go.

Yeah! Well done.

OK, Elliott, your turn. Here we go.

And another one's in!

And another one.

Yeah!

What? They've got three in already!

We need three more. Very good.

Here we go. Pull it across.

Oh, so cheeky.

Well done, you knocked two off the raft.

You've only got two coconuts. Never mind.

Collect your coconuts, girls,

and swap over, boys. Here we go.

Boys, off you go, collect some more.

Never mind, Alisa. Off you go, Penny. Have a try.

Is it bouncing back? We didn't get that one back, never mind.

We still need three more coconuts.

-Quick as you can, boys.

-They're not going to do it.

Keep going, come on, keep going.

Come on, Scott. Come on, Elliott.

Well done. Quick. Pull! Pull!

Collect your coconuts and swap over.

Off you go, girls.

Here we go, Elliott. You stand there.

Oh, it bounced back. Have another go.

Oh, no, try this one.

Oh, no. I'll hold on for you. Last ten seconds.

Ten, nine, eight...

Yeah, another one in! Come on, girls. Quick as you can. We need two more.

BELL RINGS

Time's up! Well done, Swashbucklers!

Squawk, you've got the bird's-eye view. Over to you.

What a nutty game.

The boys had three in the barrel in extra quick time.

But then naughty Line did a double coconut knock-off.

It didn't stop Elliott's super smiles, though.

Scott sank another coconut but it wasn't enough.

Great effort, Gem, but that's a lose.

Oh, never mind, Swashbucklers.

You tried really hard but don't worry,

we could still win that jewel back a little later.

You want to win this back? Not a chance, Swishbobblers.

It's Swashbucklers, Captain Sinker.

And we could still win back all five jewels and then one of you very pesky

pirates will have to walk the plank into the smelly ship's mess.

What are you doing, Cook? Get slopping out.

Well, I can't, captain. I haven't got a bucket.

I think Line's got one. I'll use the shell-e-phone.

-Why don't you just call him?

-That's what I'm doing.

No, just shout for him. Like this. Line!

-Bucket?

-Oh!

-I think I've got a bad line.

-I know the feeling.

-AUDIENCE:

-Eurgh!

Oh, dear. Sometimes I feel a little sorry for Captain Sinker.

We want to play another game and try to win back one of my jewels.

Squawk, what's next?

The second game is Bouncy Sails.

The aim of the game is to fill all the holes

with the soft toy rats and mice.

All you have to do is bounce on the ship's sails

and pull the ropes to release the rodents.

Then your team-mates have to put them in their correct hole.

But be careful, Cook or Line will be bouncing too,

and trying to stop you.

CHEERING

And here are the soft toy mice and rats

you need to find to play the game.

The little mice go in the little holes

and the big holes are for the big rats.

-Alisa and Elliott, will you do the bouncing?

-Yes.

-Excellent.

Over here, Scott and Penny, you collect rats and mice.

Let me give you these to start you off.

Look out for Cook and Line cos they'll try to put you off.

Cook especially, spinning around in his octopus costume.

He looks so funny.

Are we ready to play?

-ALL:

-Arrr-harrr!

-Then Swashbucklers away.

Here we go.

That's it. Well done, Alisa.

Great work. That's it, Elliott.

I'll be taking that.

Don't let Line get them.

Big throw, Elliott. Big throw.

Thank you. Good work. There's some more there.

Go on, Alisa. Good job.

And some more, Elliott. That's it.

Yeah, well done. Big pull.

Look out for the octopus.

How are we doing over here?

Pop them all in the holes. Well done.

Big throw, Alisa, good girl.

Oh, Cook, stop it with your tentacles.

Keep tickling them, Cook.

-Come back with those.

-Halfway now, Swashbucklers.

We need lots more mice. Lots of mice.

Can you find little mice for me?

We don't want the fish, Line.

Elliott, there's a mouse there.

I got a mouse!

We just need small mice now.

Here we go, Penny.

Quick as you can. Just the mice.

We just need mice. Alisa, some mice down there.

That's it. These are all big rats.

Lots of mice. Alisa, we need the mice, quick.

Oh, it's going to be close.

We need six more mice. There's another one.

Last ten seconds coming up.

Ten, nine, eight, seven...

Quick, in the hole.

..six, five, four, three, two, one.

BELL RINGS

Oh, time is up, Swashbucklers. Well done.

Squawk, you've got the bird's-eye view. Over to you.

What a boingy Bouncy Sails!

Elliott got off to a rolling start.

Cook was tickling with his tentacles

but couldn't stop the Swashbucklers filling those holes fast.

They had plenty of rats but they still needed more mice.

It was close but, sorry, you lose.

Don't worry, Swashbucklers,

we can still win back all five jewels a little bit later, OK?

Oh, Gem? I've got something green and shiny for you.

-AUDIENCE:

-Boo!

Oh, what is this? It's not a jewel, it's a...

Eurgh! A lump of slop.

I thought he could put it in the treasure chest instead of a jewel.

No thanks.

We'll soon fill my treasure chest with all of my jewels,

then one of you naughty pirates will have to walk the plank.

It's not going to happen.

Meanwhile, where are my pirates?

They'd better not be on that shell-e-phone.

RINGING

Where are those two?

Oh.

Hello?

To whom am I speaking?

Well, this is Captain Sinker of the Scarlet Squid.

Ahoy there, Captain Sinker. I am calling from the...

Important Pirate Federation.

The Important Pirate Federation!

Oh, how can I help you?

There is a new rule.

All captains must go on deck

and shout, "I'm a pongy pirate!" at the top of their voice.

-Really?

-Right away, please.

That's a bit of a strange new rule

but it is the Important Pirate Federation.

THEY LAUGH

I can't believe she fell for it.

-CAPTAIN SINKER:

-I'm a pongy pirate!

THEY LAUGH

Oh, she's coming back. Quick, quick.

Oh, a call from the Important Pirate Federation. How important am I?!

RINGING

Maybe it's them again.

Hello. Captain Sinker speaking.

Hello. This is Pirate Tickle Me Now.

Tickle Me Now?

OK, then.

Ah! Oh, don't! Stop it!

-Oh, that tickles.

-COOK AND LINE LAUGH

Sh! Sh!

RINGING

-Hello?

-Hello, Cook. Hello, Line.

I was wondering where you were.

There's a bucket of slop in here. I'd like you to sort it out, please.

BOTH: Yes, captain. We'll be right there.

Actually, no, wait there. I'll send it through to you.

Who's the pongy pirate now, eh?!

All right, then, Swashbucklers.

We still need to find all five of my jewels.

It'll be tricky, so to get us ready

let's do the Swashbuckle Salute one more time.

Let me see you all marching.

Put your hands on your hearts!

-Here we go! Eye patch. AUDIENCE:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat. AUDIENCE:

-Pirate hat.

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harr!

-Brilliant.

It's the Shipwreck Rummage.

The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels that

have been hidden around the shipwreck.

Use the map because X marks the spot where

each of the jewels can be found. But be careful -

Cook, Line and Captain Sinker have hidden the jewels well

and they must all be in the chest before the time runs out.

CHEERING

All right, Swashbucklers. You need to find all five of my jewels.

Let me show you where they're hiding.

On the top deck, we have the white jewel in the barrels of maps.

On the middle deck, we have the red jewel over in the laundry.

And we have the blue jewel in the crates of rats and mice.

And down on the lower deck,

we have the green jewel in the food store

and the purple jewel over in the rope store.

Alisa and Scott are going first. Which colour are you going for?

-BOTH:

-Green.

-Green? All right, then. Are we ready to play?

-ALL:

-Arrr-harrr!

-Then Swashbucklers away!

They're off. Alisa and Scott are straight in the shipwreck,

looking for the green jewel.

Line won't make it easy for them, though.

What a cheeky pirate.

But she makes it through.

Is it in there?

Yes. She's grabbed the green jewel.

They've got the green one. Where are you going next? Right at the top?

That's it and off you go. Go, go.

In the treasure chest. Well done, Alisa. Brilliant.

Penny and Elliott are off as the green makes it safely back.

They're after the white jewel now,

as Penny races across the middle deck.

Oh, Elliott's tripped up.

-Cheer him on, everyone.

-All the way to the top.

They've got to climb to the top deck

where Captain Sinker is waiting for them.

And it's in the barrel of maps.

-Yes.

-Come on back, guys.

We've got the white one. Where are you going next?

-Red.

-The red one. All right.

Come on down, guys. As quick as you can.

Two jewels found. Three more to find.

Off to the laundry. Off you go. Well done.

Let's get that in the treasure chest. Well done.

That's the white back. Now Alisa and Scott need to get to the laundry.

The tentacle is halfway to the chest now, Swashbucklers.

-We can do this.

-Cook is tipping beach balls on them but it hasn't worked.

Alisa has got the red jewel.

-They've got the red one. Where are you going next?

-Purple!

-OK.

Quick, back to the chest.

Don't stand around, Scott.

There's still two jewels to go.

Alisa, don't worry about your shoe. Gem can help you put that back on.

Off you go. Let's get to the jewel in the chest.

Elliott and Penny have rocketed to the rope store,

as the red goes back where it belongs.

Ignore Line, you two.

There's not much time left.

Oh, Elliott's got it.

They've got that purple one.

I need you to get the blue one in the crates of rats and mice.

We're running out of time. Quick, quick. Go.

Elliott and Penny are back, so off Alisa and Scott can go.

Quick as you can. We're running out of time.

There really isn't long left now.

The purple is back, so just the blue jewel to get.

Yes, Scott has got it.

But will they make it back in time?

Six, five, four, three...

Hang on! Scott is going superfast.

Can he get it in the chest?

CHEERING

That was so close! Squawk, you've got the bird's-eye view. Over to you.

What a wild rummage.

Alisa got the green jewel and Penny picked up the white.

Alisa and Scott ran to get the red jewel

and then Elliott pocketed the purple.

On the slide, there were smiles, a missing shoe

and a lightning-quick move from Scott

making it back from the rats and mice in seconds.

Five jewels home. Gem, that's a win.

CHEERING

That was a brilliant finish. Well done, me hearties.

You've won back all my jewels so now I can hand them out for you.

-Elliott.

-Thank you.

-You're welcome.

-Alisa.

-Thank you.

-One for you, Scott.

-Thank you.

-And you, Penny.

-Thank you.

-You're very welcome.

And the blue one for me. Let's hear it for my Swashbucklers.

CHEERING

And now we have all five of my jewels, you know what it's time for.

One of these naughty pirates has to walk the plank.

But who is it going to be?

Let's spin the wheel to see. Off you go, Penny.

Big spin for us. Here we go.

Will it be Cook, with the white hat,

or Line with the red bandanna,

or Captain Sinker with the black hat?

It's going to be...

..Captain Sinker!

CHEERING

So, captain, it's time for you to walk the plank!

-ALL:

-Walk the plank!

Walk the plank! Walk the plank!

Walk the plank! Walk the plank!

CHEERING

-ALL:

-Eurgh!

Well, it was a close call

but my Swashbucklers got Captain Sinker in the slop.

We'll see you next time for more Swashbuckle, me hearties.

CHEERING

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Swashbuckle cheer!

Arrr-harrr!