The Brig Swashbuckle

# A band of naughty pirates took some jewels from me

# I hid on board their pirate ship and sailed off out to sea

# But they weren't watching where they went

# And shipwrecked on the sand

# I want to win my treasure back Will you give me a hand?

CHEERING

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Will you help me win my treasure back?

-Yeah!

-Shall we make the pirates walk the plank?

-Yeah!

Well, let's hear you then, me hearties!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Swashbuckle cheer!

Arrr-harrr!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Ahoy there, me hearties. Welcome Swashbuckle.

Arrr-harrr!

I'm Gem and it's great to have you all aboard.

Now, are you ready for a rip-roaring pirate adventure?

Arrr-harrr!

And will you help me to win back all of my jewels from those

very naughty, naughty pirates?

Arrr-harrr!

Brilliant. Now, where is that naughty Captain Captain?

-Have you seen her anywhere?

-Boo!

Right, stop that booing.

Otherwise, I'll send you to...

The Brig.

DUM DUM DU-U-U-UM!

The Brig? That sounds a bit scary, Captain Captain.

Yes, you should be scared, Gem -

as should my crew, because they're late.

Cook, Line!

Yes, Captain Chief Admiral Pirate Tremendous

and Incredibly Nasty...the Third.

-I told you, call me Captain Captain for short.

-Yes, Captain Captain

For Short.

-Something about being short.

-Cook.

-Cook!

-Hang on, I've just got to get to the end of this page.

Pay attention or I'll send you to...

The Brig.

DUM DUM DU-U-U-UM!

No! Not...

The Brig.

DUM DUM DU-U-U-UM!

-Erm, what's The Brig?

-The Brig...

DUM DUM...

The Brig is a horrible place where naughty pirates are locked up

if they don't do exactly what their Captain tells them to.

Now get back to work!

Yes, Captain!

Right after this comic.

LAUGHTER

Well, while Captain Captain tries to get her crew to behave,

it's time we met my very well-behaved Swashbucklers.

So, Squawk, who's on my crew today?

Playing today, we've got Max!

CHEERING

Max is seven and he likes to sing and dance.

His Swashbuckle name is Shark-Bait Max.

It's Nathan!

CHEERING

Nathan is six and his favourite food is broccoli.

His Swashbuckle name is Sandstorm Nathan.

Here comes Katie.

CHEERING

Katie is seven and she loves teaching her dog tricks.

Her Swashbuckle name is Crow's Nest Katie.

Meet Billie!

CHEERING

Billie is six and she loves arts and crafts.

Well, watch out for those crafty pirates!

Her Swashbuckle name is Braid Billie.

CHEERING

Welcome aboard to Katie, Nathan, Max and Billie, my newest team of

Swashbucklers, here to help me win back my jewels.

To make sure you're ready for the challenge, I think we should

do the Swashbuckle Salute. Let me see you marching!

Put your hand on your hearts!

Here we go! Eye patch.

-Eye patch!

-Pirate hat.

-Pirate hat!

Swashbuckle cheer!

Arrr-harr!

Ooh, yes, I think we're ready. Squawk, what do we have to do today?

CHEERING

You daring Swashbucklers need to work as a team as you take part

in different pirate games.

Every time you win a game, Captain Captain will give you a jewel

for your treasure chest.

Win all five jewels and one of the naughty pirates will walk the plank

-into the ship's mess.

-CHEERING

Swashbucklers, here is our treasure chest.

When you win back my jewels from Captain Captain,

we'll pop them in here to keep them safe from those pesky pirates.

You'll never win back my jewels, Gem.

My crew will be trying extra hard today.

It's all right, Captain Captain,

my Swashbucklers will be trying extra hard, too.

-Won't you, me hearties?

-Yeah!

-So, bring it on.

Squawk, what's the first game?

The first game is...

The aim of the game is to fill in the holes to finish

the pirate picture.

All you have to do is run through the barrel

and find the right shaped pieces.

But be careful - those pesky pirates will hide the pieces

and try to shake you up.

CHEERING

And here is the picture with all the missing shapes.

You have to get the correct shapes to go into the correct holes.

I've got a shape here with Squawk on it

and I think it goes in there.

Yes, brilliant.

The other six shapes are through the spinning barrel

over there in the three crates. But look out for the pesky pirates.

Cook is hiding. We can see you under all that seaweed!

And Line is... Oh, limbering up. Ha-ha!

You have as long as it takes the octopus to reach across the screen

and close the treasure chest to play the game. Nathan,

will you go first for me? Thank you very much.

-Are we ready to play?

-Arrr-harrr!

Then Swashbucklers away!

BELL CLANGS Off you go.

That's it. Oh, he's a fast one.

Well done, Nathan.

Oh, they're quick.

Spin faster, Line.

He's got the first piece. Great. Well done.

Oh, he's taken a tumble. Keep going.

Ha-ha! There we go.

And Billie, off you go.

Well done. Let's find the right fit for that one to fit into.

That's it. That's the barrel.

Well done, Nathan. Good work.

Are you OK? Oh, wow, Billie's flying back already.

There you go, Max, off you go.

All right?

Stop them. Don't make me send you to The Brig.

Ah! Whee! Woo!

Don't be put off by that pesky pirate.

Yes, he's got another piece, well done.

Oh, that's a very clever tactic, throwing it through the barrel.

Brilliant. Katie, off you go. Well done, Max, I love that.

Good, we need three more pieces now, Swashbucklers.

We're halfway through.

CHEERING Well done.

Bring it, Katie. Good girl.

Keep going. Well done.

OK, Nathan, off you go.

Good girl. Where does that piece go? That's the crab.

-Yes, it fits.

-There's none in here.

Keep looking around for those pieces. We need two more.

-That's it.

-Hide a piece, Cook.

Billie, go for the last piece. Brilliant.

We've got the coconut. We just need the treasure chest.

CHEERING

Billie found it!

Ha-ha! Get the piece out the barrel. That's it. Over to the board.

Into the picture. That's it, put it in.

And it's in! CHEERING

Well done. Brilliant. Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view,

over to you.

This game had our Swashbucklers in a spin. Nathan took a tumble.

So did Katie. Max threw his piece through the barrel.

Cook hid the last bit

and Billie found it.

And all the team put it in place. It's a win!

CHEERING

You did it. Well done, Swashbucklers.

You've won back our first jewel.

So, Captain Captain, you know the rule.

Send down a jewel.

I do know the rules, Gem. I wrote them.

Yeah! CHEERING

Here it is. It's the green jewel. There you go, Nathan.

Into the chest, please. Brilliant. Big cheer, everyone!

CHEERING

So, we only need four more of those sparkly jewels

and one of the naughty pirates, or maybe all of them,

will have to walk the plank into the stinky ship's mess.

AUDIENCE: Ew!

Cook, if the Captain catches you reading and not working,

she's going to send you to...

-The Brig.

-DUM DUM DU-U-U-UM!

Don't care, I'm getting to a really good bit in my comic.

Cook, I warned you about reading that silly comic.

Get back to work or it'll be The Brig for you!

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-GASPING

Right, that's it. Line, take this insolent rapscallion to...

-The Brig.

-DUM DUM DU-U-U-UM!

Yeah, but you need me for the next game.

Oh, yes. I suppose there is that.

Well, right, after the next game,

then I'm definitely sending you to...

The Jig!

JIG PLAYS

No, no, no, no! Not The Jig, The Brig.

DUM DUM DU-U-U-UM!

-No, I prefer The Jig.

-JIG PLAYS

LAUGHTER

It looks like Cook might be in big trouble.

But not as much trouble as those pirates will be when we win back all

of my jewels and one of the naughty pirates has to walk the plank.

Squawk, we're ready for the next game.

The second game is...

The aim of the game is to pick all the fruit that matches

the fruity recipe.

All you have to do is climb the tangled tree,

pick the right fruit and throw it in the giant fruit bowl.

But look out, those pesky pirates will try to set the fruit loose.

CHEERING

And here is the recipe for our fruit salad today.

We're looking for a pineapple and an orange, a strawberry and a lime.

Thanks, Nathan. We've also got a watermelon and a banana.

And they are all up the fruit tree over there where Cook is

still reading his comic. Ha!

Maybe that'll help us out.

And also look out for pesky Line as well,

who's lurking about here...under my arm.

SHE LAUGHS

-Katie and Max, will you go first?

-Yeah.

-Brilliant.

Are we ready to play?

Arrr-harrr!

Then Swashbucklers away!

BELL CLANGS You can stay here, Line.

AUDIENCE CHANTS

That's it, climb all the way up, me hearties.

We're looking for the pineapple and the orange.

Do you want to read the comic with me? Do you want to read my comic?

Put that comic down, Cook!

I think there might be a kiwi coming down. We don't need the kiwi.

We need the pineapple. That's right, Max.

And an orange, Katie.

Yes, that's it, Katie. Brilliant. Bring it down, Max.

We've got the pineapple and the orange coming down.

Next we need the strawberry and the lime.

Off you go, both of you. Brilliant.

Let's get it in the fruit bowl. Look out for Line.

CHEERING We've got the orange. Well done.

Can we get the pineapple in the fruit bowl, too?

CHEERING Brilliant. Well done, me hearties.

Here goes the pineapple.

Now we've got the strawberry and the lime coming down.

That's it, come on, me hearty.

Watermelon or a banana.

Well done, Katie.

Stop them!

No, we've got the lime, we need... CHEERING

We've got the watermelon down, got the strawberry in. Very good.

Katie, up you go for me. We need the banana.

We've got the watermelon in, too. Great. Get it back in there.

That's it. We need the lime and the banana. Well done.

Hey, look, the banana's fallen down there!

Katie, the banana's down here.

That's it. CHEERING

Thank you. We're running out of time, come on. Quick!

Ten...nine...eight... seven...six...five...

CHEERING

Brilliant. What a tasty fruit salad. Well done, me hearties.

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view, over to you.

Line, would you stop it!

The team were on ripe form.

Katie's orange and Max's pineapple were first in.

Line didn't stop Billie's strawberry.

Nathan's lime added zest.

Katie finished the fruit salad and the team went bananas!

-It's a win!

-CHEERING

Yes! We've won back our second jewel. Well done, Swashbucklers.

So, Captain Captain, you know the rule.

Send down a jewel!

I'll throw this jewel in here like I'll throw you lot in The Brig

if you give me any more cheek.

CHEERING

Come on!

There we go.

Katie, into the chest, please.

Brilliant, well done! CHEERING

Yeah!

Right, I'm going to check if Cook has learned his lesson in The Brig.

DUM DUM DU-U-U-UM!

I can't believe you're in The Brig taking it easy

-and I'm out here doing all the work.

-I know!

I can chillax and read my comic.

I thought The Brig was going to be bad but it is totally brill.

Cook, I hope you've had a good think about what you've done to end up in

-The Brig.

-What's that?

Oh, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. I feel terrible.

Good, well, you can have a few more horrible hours in there

-just to make sure. Line.

-Yeah?

-Once you've done the polishing.

-Yeah?

-You can mop the floors and scrub the decks.

-What?!

-WHISPERS:

-Psst. Line.

-WHISPERS:

-Yeah?

If you're really naughty, the Captain will send you

-to The Brig, too, then you won't have to work.

-No, but surely...

Oh. Oh, wait, that's clever.

Erm. Oh, Captain!

Line.

You clumsy pilchard, pick those up.

-Oops.

-Line, I'm warning you.

Right! That's it, Line, to The Brig for you.

DUM DUM DU-U-U-UM!

All right.

-Nice one, Line.

-Result!

SHE WHIMPERS

But look at this mess.

Cook, Line, come and pick up these pots and pans.

-Sorry, Captain, no can do.

-We're in The Brig, you see.

I suppose I'll have to do it myself.

This is going to take forever!

You know what, Captain, you could always be really naughty

and then send yourself to The Brig.

Naughty Captain Captain, what have you done?

I chucked all the pots and pans on the floor. What are you going to do?

Naughty Captain Captain! I'm sending you to The Brig.

Dum dum du-u-um!

Oh, no, not The Brig. Dum dum dum!

-This is actually quite cosy.

-You see, Captain Captain?

The Brig is brilliant.

Actually, I'd quite like to get out.

-Yeah, me too.

-Ow.

-Agh!

-No, I just need to...

LAUGHTER

Those naughty pirates! We need to get three more jewels back,

so we have to get ready for the Shipwreck Rummage.

Let's do the Swashbuckle Salute one more time.

Let me see you all marching! Put your hand on your hearts!

-Here we go! Eye patch.

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat.

-Pirate hat!

-Swashbuckle cheer!

-Arrr-harr!

Ooh, we're ready. Squawk, bring it on.

It's the...

The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels

that have been hidden around the shipwreck.

Use the map because X marks the spot where each of the jewels

can be found.

But be careful. Cook, Line and Captain Captain have hidden

the jewels well and they must all be in the chest

-before the time runs out.

-CHEERING

Swashbucklers, you need to find three of my jewels.

Let me show you where they are on the treasure map.

In the Captain's lookout, the blue jewel is in the barrels

or the treasure chest. On the middle deck, the red jewel

in the pool of pearls.

And on the lower deck, we have the white jewel over

there in the shark tank.

Max and Katie, you're going first for me.

-What colour will you go for?

-Red.

We're off for the red one. OK, are we ready to play?

-Arrr-harrr!

-Then Swashbucklers away!

BELL CLANGS Come on!

Max and Katie race away at top speed.

Mind those beach balls!

Agh!

Straight into the pool of pearls.

Digging for the red.

There it is.

Thank you.

-CHEERING

-They've got it!

Yes, they've found the red one.

-Billie and Nathan, where are you going to go next?

-Shark pit!

To the shark tank?!

Right, look out for the sharks.

Well done, Max.

Come on, Katie. OK, off you go.

Well done. That's brilliant.

Two jewels still to find.

Billie and Nathan leap in with Line and the sharks!

# La-la-la! #

LINE WAILS

Nathan's got the white!

Great, they've got the white one.

So now I need you to go right to the top deck to find the blue jewel, OK?

Come on, Nathan, come on, Billie!

That's it! Brilliant. Come on, Billie. Yeah!

Well done, Nathan and Billie.

-Now Max and Katie are running up to the top deck.

-Agh!

Look out for those pearls!

Look out below!

-Don't let them slow you down.

-Look at all those pearls coming down.

Oh, no!

The blue is there somewhere.

Katie has it!

They've got it, come on.

Come on, Katie!

Come on, Max!

Come on. Let's get it in the chest. Here we go.

CHEERING

Well done, Swashbucklers.

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view, over to you.

Our Swashbucklers raced through the rummage.

Max and Katie dived in the pearls for red,

Billie and Nathan braved the sharks to find white

and Katie found the blue, then hurried for home.

Speedy work, Swashbucklers.

It's a win!

CHEERING

You did it. Well done, Swashbucklers.

You've won back all of my jewels.

Thank you very, very much. I'd love to share them out with you

-to hold on to for me. There you go, Katie.

-Thank you.

-You're welcome.

-One for Max.

-Thank you.

-That's all right. There you go, Nathan.

-Thank you.

-And Billie.

-Thank you.

And the blue one for Gem. Let's hear it for my Swashbucklers.

CHEERING

So, we have five of my jewels.

You know what that means?

One of the naughty pirates has to walk the plank.

Or maybe all three will walk the plank,

because if you land the arrow there, then it means

we have a Triple Slop Drop and all three pirates have to go in.

But which one will it be?

Billie, let's spin the wheel to see. Off we go.

Will it be Cook, with the white hat, Captain Captain, with

the black hat, Line with the red bandanna or will it be all three?

Let's see.

LAUGHTER It's right in the middle.

OK, so now this is up to you.

Do you think it needs to land here on Line or the Triple Slop Drop?

-The Triple Slop Drop.

-CHEERING

Billie said it!

So, you naughty pirates, it's time for all of you to...

Walk the plank!

Walk the plank!

Walk the plank!

-Walk the plank! Walk the plank!

-One...two...three!

-Walk the plank!

-CHEERING

Captain, come on, Captain.

-Walk the plank!

-It's really stinky!

-Walk the plank!

Walk the plank!

Walk the plank!

CHEERING

Ew!

Ew. Well, one place worse than The Brig is the smelly ship's mess.

We'll see you soon, me hearties, for more Swashbuckle!

CHEERING

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

-Swashbuckle cheer!

-Arrr-harrr!