Itchy Uniforms Swashbuckle

# A band of naughty pirates Took some jewels from me

# I hid on board their pirate ship And sailed off out to sea

# But they weren't watching where they went

# And shipwrecked on the sand

# I want to win my treasure back Will you give me a hand? #

CHEERING

-ALL:

-# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Will you help me win my treasure back?

-Yeah!

-Shall we make the pirates walk the plank?

-Yeah!

Well, let's hear you, then, me hearties!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

SHE LAUGHS

CHEERING

Ahoy there, me hearties,

and welcome aboard the Scarlet Squid for Swashbuckle.

Arrr-harrr!

I am Gem and it's great to have you all aboard the Scarlet Squid.

-Are you all ready for a rip-roaring pirate adventure?

-Yeah!

And will you help me to get my jewels back

-from those very naughty pirates?

-Yeah!

Great! Now, where is that Captain Captain?

Have you seen her anywhere?

BOOING

Your boos don't bother me.

I'm dressed for success today.

Erm, what ARE you wearing, Captain Captain?

It's my new uniform - knitted it myself.

Knitting is my new hobby.

It's very calming.

Cook?! Line?!

Yes, Captain Chief Admiral Pirate Tremendous And Incredibly Nasty...

-the Third?

-I told you, call me Captain Captain for short.

Yes, Captain Captain For Short?

Look at the state of those uniforms.

What have you got all over them?

Well, I think this particular blob is from my lunch, Captain.

Yeah, and this one is, um...

-Actually, I have no idea what this one is.

-Oh, oh.

Mmm! Seaweed gravy.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ew!

Oh! Seaweed gravy.

So tasty. So messy.

These uniforms are utterly disgusting.

There's only one thing for it.

I'm going to knit you new ones, and that's an order...

-to myself.

-LAUGHTER

Well, go on, then.

BOTH: Now! LAUGHTER

New knitted uniforms won't stop us from winning back my jewels

from those woolly-headed pirates.

So while Captain Captain starts knitting, let's start swashbuckling.

Squawk, who are today's crew?

Playing today, we've got Fatima.

CHEERING

Fatima is seven

and she has 20 pet fish.

Her Swashbuckle name is Urchin Fatima.

Next, it's Aisha.

CHEERING

Aisha is seven

and she loves playing piano.

Her Swashbuckle name is Shipshape Aisha.

Here's Macy!

CHEERING

Macy is seven

and she has two pet cats.

Her Swashbuckle name is Swabby Macy.

-Swashbuckle cheer for Rais.

-CHEERING

Rais is seven and he likes racing cars.

Let's hope he RACES to get Gem's jewels today.

His Swashbuckle name is Red Beard Rais.

CHEERING

Welcome aboard to my new team of Swashbucklers,

here to help me win back my jewels

from Captain Captain and Cook and Line.

But are they ready for the adventure?

Well, let's find out by doing the Swashbuckle salute.

Let me see you all marching!

Put your hand on your heart!

-Here we go! Eye patch. AUDIENCE:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat.

-Pirate hat.

Swashbuckle cheer!

-Arrr-harr!

-It looks like they are ready to me.

Squawk, what do we have to do today?

You daring Swashbucklers need to work as a team

as you take part in different pirate games.

Every time you win a game,

Captain Captain will give you a jewel for your treasure chest.

Win all five jewels and one of the naughty pirates

will walk the plank into the ship's mess.

CHEERING

And here is our treasure chest.

So when you win back my five jewels from Captain Captain,

we will pop them in here to keep them safe from her

and those pesky pirates.

With my new knitted uniform, Gem, I feel like I can do anything.

You won't win a single jewel.

We'll soon see about that, Captain Captain.

We are ready to play. Squawk, what is the first game?

The first game is...

SQUAWK!

The aim of the game is to fill all the chests with golden treasure.

All you have to do is find the buried treasure

and put it in the right chest.

But look out for Cook and Line,

who will try to hide the treasures.

CHEERING

GEM LAUGHS

And here are the five treasure chests

that you have to fill with the golden treasure.

Let's have a look in this one here

to see what we're looking for first. We are looking for

a golden coin, OK?

The golden coin and the four other things

will be buried over there in the sandpit.

Now, look out for Cook and Line

because they will be up to mischief and try to put you off.

Aw, isn't that special? GEM LAUGHS

Do remember that you have as long as it takes

for the octopus to reach out across the screen

and close the treasure chest to play the game.

-Macy, Fatima, will you go first for me? BOTH:

-Yeah.

Thank you very much. All right, then.

-Are we ready to play?

-Arrr-harrr!

Then, Swashbucklers, away!

BELL RINGS Off we go.

All right.

Sand flying everywhere.

Looking for the golden coin. Yes, Fatima has it.

Macy, bring it back quickly. Well done, girls.

That's it - brilliant. And into the treasure chest.

That's it - into the chest.

Open the next one up for me. That's it, Aisha.

Well done, Rais. We're looking now for the golden crown.

Look out for flying sand.

Have a good dig around.

Rais, look - Line's wearing it!

Line, hide that crown.

-Over there.

-It's on his head!

-Come on, that's it.

Good one, Line.

Grab it! Yeah, good girl.

That's it. Bring it over. Come on!

Bring it out. Put it in the chest.

That's it, it's right here. Pop it into the treasure chest for me.

That's it. Put it into the chest. Well done.

Now, go, open the next one. That's it.

We're now looking for a key - a golden key.

Oh, dear. That naughty Line

has just buried it very deeply.

Empty a crate on them.

-LINE:

-I think I see it!

-CHEERING

We've got it. Well done. Out you come, girls.

That's it. Very good.

OK, into the treasure chest. Watch out for flying fish.

Open the next one for me. There you go, Aisha.

Open the next one. We're now looking for a scroll.

A scroll is what we are looking for.

That's it. Have a good dig around.

LINE HUMS A TUNE

Now the scroll - got to get that.

That's it, yes!

Aisha has got it.

We don't want the telescope, Cook.

Good teamwork. Well done.

Here, into there, that's it. Into the chest.

Now, open the next one for me.

Oh! This is brilliant.

The last one we're looking for

isn't even in there, it's outside.

We've got it! GEM LAUGHS

Yes! Naughty pirates, you threw out

the last one we needed.

Brilliant! Squawk,

you've got the bird's-eye view, over to you.

SQUAWK!

Our Swashbucklers dug for victory in the sand.

Fatima found the coin...

..while Line lost his crown.

SQUAWK LAUGHS

Aisha threw the scroll.

And the wheel rolled home just in time.

Well done, Swashbucklers,

it's a win!

CHEERING

Yes, me hearties!

Well done, Swashbucklers.

You have won back our first jewel.

So, Captain Captain, you know the rule...

Send down a jewel.

Fine, take it.

As long as I have my knitting, I'm happy.

GEM CHEERS AND LAUGHS

Here comes the purple jewel.

And there you go, Macy, into the chest, please.

And a big cheer, Swashbucklers - come on!

CHEERING

Only four more of those sparkly jewels

and we can spin the wheel for one of the naughty pirates

to walk the plank into the smelly ship's mess. Ew!

BOTH: Yuck.

Boys, how are you getting on with your brand-new uniforms...

-that I knitted?

-They're a bit itchy.

No, they are a lot itchy, Cook. They're a lot itchy!

Nonsense.

I've been wearing my day. It's not itchy at all.

Captain, these new uniforms are really itchy.

-They are REALLY itchy!

-LAUGHTER

I have worked very hard to knit you these uniforms.

They are fine examples of moss stitch, ribbing and cable.

So no more complaining!

In fact, I am going to knit you some lovely hats to go with them...

Oh, great, now we've got itchy hats.

..so stop itching and get back to work!

I can't, I'm too itchy!

-Oh, give me an itch, Cook.

-HE MOANS

LAUGHTER

Those new uniforms do look rather itchy.

And we're itching to play another game to win back another jewel.

So, Squawk, what's next?

The second game is...

SQUAWK!

The aim of the game is to knock over all the coloured barrels.

All you have to do is use your Swashbubbles

to topple those towers.

But be careful - Cook and Line will be getting in your way.

CHEERING

GEM LAUGHS

Here are my swashbucklers inside their Swashbubbles.

Look out, Cook is also in a Swashbubble,

itching from his new uniform.

Line is looking very itchy, which is good.

Perhaps they will be distracted in this game.

SHE LAUGHS Fatima and Macy,

you can go first.

Once you have knocked over the first barrel,

make your way back here to bounce-tag into Rais and Aisha.

All right, me hearties. Are we ready to play?

-Arrr-harrr!

-Then, Swashbucklers, away!

BELL RINGS

And they are off. Come on, girls.

Let's get those barrels knocked over.

Get past those itchy pirates. Going for the red one?

Making it very difficult, Cook. Perhaps try a different one.

Up you get!

Maybe go for a different colour if you can't get to it.

Go for the yellow one. Go for the yellow.

You're going to push Cook out the way? I see what you're doing.

Well done, girls. You have done it.

Determination pays off.

That's one down.

Very good, girls.

Jump up, Fatima, that's it.

Now, make your way over here to bounce-tag into Rais and Aisha.

Oh, a bit of a tumble!

Up you jump, we're nearly there. Keep going!

Well done. Good work.

GEM LAUGHS

Don't get that seaweed on your lovely jumper, Line.

See if you can get past all the seaweed. Work together.

Go in the same direction. That's it, brilliant. Where are we going to?

Go to the green one! Oh, we're going for yellow?

Cook is coming up behind you - watch out.

Come on, guys, you're doing really well.

That's it!

CHEERING Well done, me hearties.

Huh. They're not going to win.

Well done, Rais. That's fantastic.

Oops! Oh, Cook!

You bashed them both over.

Keep going. Up you get.

Come on, Rais!

Rais can't get up.

Come on, that's it. Quick.

Quick as you can - we're running out of time.

We've still got two barrels to knock over. Come on, guys, that's it.

Over here.

That's the blue barrel.

Only one more barrel to get.

Ten seconds left. Nine...

Eight, seven, six, five,

four, three, two, one.

BELL RINGS

And time is up, me hearties.

Squawk, you've got the bird's-eye view, over to you.

SQUAWK!

This was BUBBLE trouble.

Fatima and Macy dodged Cook

to topple red.

Rais crawled back after

he and Aisha got yellow.

Fatima and Macy bashed down blue.

But, with one barrel left,

sorry, Gem, it's a lose.

Aw, never mind. Never mind, me hearties.

You tried really hard.

It doesn't matter. You could still win that jewel back

-later in the Shipwreck Rummage, all right?

-Yeah.

Oh, my, my, Gem.

No jewel for you.

But there is something else I can give you.

BOOING

Hang on, what's this?

A ball of wool and some knitting needles?

Yes. You can knit yourself a jumper that says

"I love losing".

-Ha, ha.

-Right.

I've finished knitting these amazing bobble hats for Cook and Line.

They'll be the best-dressed pirates ever.

These itchy uniforms are driving me c-c-crazy.

Yeah, me, too. It's so itchy.

And the more I itch, the worse it gets.

-Give me a good itch.

-HE WHIMPERS

My turn, my turn. Ah!

Oh, our backs.

Ooh!

Ah-ha!

Ah!

OK.

HE WHIMPERS

Cook, Line,

stop dancing.

I have knitted you some lovely hats

to go with your lovely uniforms.

-Put them on.

-THEY GROAN

Now!

-Oh, the hats are itchy too.

-Nonsense.

I told you - my knitting isn't itchy.

Now, get this place tidy.

BOTH: Yes, Captain.

Ah. Eee-ah.

Nnn-ah. Nnn-ah. Nnn-ah. Nnn-ah.

Nnn-ah.

Line, I need to itch. Hold this.

Ahh.

-I've got to itch as well. You hold it.

-What?

-Oh!

Hold it.

-I haven't finished my itch yet. You have to take it.

-I need to itch.

THEY SQUABBLE

THEY SQUEAL

THEY MOAN

That's good.

Look at the state of you.

Your lovely new uniforms are completely ruined.

But we're not itching any more.

Yeah, the nice, cooling slop has stopped the itching.

You all right there, Captain Captain?

You're looking a bit itchy.

SHE WHIMPERS

Oh, all right!

They are so, so itchy!

-Don't worry, Captain.

-We know what to do.

SHE PANTS

Actually, that is better.

You're welcome.

LAUGHTER

GEM LAUGHS

My Swashbucklers are itching to win back four more of my jewels

in the Shipwreck Rummage.

So let's get ready for it

by doing the Swashbuckle salute one more time.

Let me see you all marching!

Put your hands on your heart!

-Here we go! Eye patch. AUDIENCE:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat. AUDIENCE:

-Pirate hat.

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harr!

Oh, yes, we are ready, squawk.

It's the...

SQUAWK!

The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels

that have been hidden around the shipwreck.

Use the map because X marks the spot

where each of the jewels could be found.

But be careful - Cook, Line and Captain Captain

have hidden the jewels well

and they must all be in the chest before the time runs out.

CHEERING

Swashbucklers, you need to find four of my jewels.

Let me show you where they are on the treasure map.

Up at the captain's lookout,

we have the blue jewel in one of the treasure chests.

Then, on the second deck, we have the red jewel in the pool of pearls.

And the green jewel is in the crates of rats and mice.

And down on the lower deck, we have the white jewel in the shark tank.

So, Fatima and Rais, you're going first. What colour will you go for?

-BOTH:

-Red.

-Going for the red one?

Off to the pool of pearls. OK, are we ready to play?

-ALL:

-Arrr-harrr!

-Then, Swashbucklers, away!

BELL RINGS Go, go, go!

-SQUAWK:

-Fatima is itching to get the jewel

back from the pool of pearls.

Not that way!

Now, where's the red?

There!

Oh, I can see it, I can see it. It's red.

Well done, Fatima.

We've got the red jewel. Girls, where are you going next?

You are going to the shark tank for the white jewel? OK.

Come on, Rais! Well done.

Yes, that's it.

Ready, girls? Off you go to the shark tank. Well done.

Let's get the red jewel in there. Brilliant.

That's the red.

Three jewels needed.

Here come Macy and Aisha to the shark tank.

Macy has the white!

Yes, we've got the white jewel.

-Where are you going next?

-Blue one.

-Up to the top deck? OK.

Well done. That's it, Aisha. Over there - that's it.

Into that one. Well done, Macy.

Rais and Fatima, go, go, go! Right to the top!

Well done, lovely girl, how are you? Was that OK?

Two jewels left,

and Fatima has shot up with Rais to the top of the ship.

The blue is hidden somewhere in Captain Captain's lookout.

Keep going!

-LINE:

-Surprise!

You're not going to make it that way, Swashbuckler.

Try the other chest, quick!

Keep looking!

-Good work!

-They've got the blue jewel.

You don't have much time - you have to get the green one next

in the crates of rats and mice.

Quick as you can, Rais, come on down.

Come on, quickly!

Fly up there. Go, go, go!

Well done.

Oh, I don't think they have time.

Nine, eight, seven...

Six, five...

-LINE:

-I can see you!

-I can see you.

-HE GASPS

BELL RINGS

Oh, we're just out of time!

Make your way down, Macy.

Make your way down over here. Well done, Aisha.

Squawk, you've got the bird's-eye view, over to you.

SQUAWK!

Our swashbucklers raced

to find four jewels.

Fatima was fast and found red in the pearls.

Macy pulled white from the shark's mouth.

Fatima dug for blue in the treasure chest.

But time ran out before grabbing green.

Sorry, Gem. This was a lose.

Swashbucklers, you were absolutely fantastic.

You ran so quickly at the end,

Macy, but we couldn't get the jewel

into the chest in time.

Sadly, none of the pirates have to walk the plank.

I have to close the treasure chest.

-But have you had lots of fun today? ALL:

-Yes.

You've been amazing. Let's have a big cheer for my Swashbucklers.

CHEERING

Dearie me, Gem.

You didn't quite get all the jewels,

so I'll just pop this one in here

for safekeeping.

Yeah.

SHE BELLOWS

SPLASH!

LAUGHTER

They're going to have to get that jewel out of there.

Maybe one of the pirates will have to go for a swim

in the smelly ship's mess after all. Brilliant.

We'll see you soon, me hearties, for more Swashbuckle.

CHEERING

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Swashbuckle cheer!

-SQUAWK!

-Arrr-harrr!