Silly as Slop Swashbuckle

# A band of naughty pirates Took some jewels from me

# I hid on board their pirate ship And sailed off out to sea

# But they weren't watching where they went

# And shipwrecked on the sand

# I want to win my treasure back Will you give me a hand?

-ALL:

-# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Will you help me win my treasure back?

-Yeah!

-Shall I make the pirates walk the plank?

-Yeah!

Well, let's hear you then, me hearties!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

Harr-harr! Yeah! CHEERING

Ahoy there, my hearties, and welcome aboard for Swashbuckle.

Arr-harr!

I'm Gem, and it's great to have you all aboard.

Now, are you ready for a rip-roaring pirate adventure?

-Arr-harr!

-Arr-harr!

And will you help me win all of my jewels back

-from the pesky pirates?

-Arr-harr!

-Great.

Now, where is that Captain Captain? Have you seen her anywhere?

Boo! Boo!

Stop that booing! You're not going to win any jewels today.

I'm far too sensible for that.

-As are my crew.

-SHE WHISTLES

Cook, Line!

-BOTH:

-Bork-bork-bork!

Yes, Captain Chief Admiral...bork!

Tremendous and Incredibly...bork! The...bork!

I told you, call me Captain Captain for short.

Yes, Captain Captain the...Bork!

-What are you doing?

-We're playing Chicken-Chicken, Cluck-Cluck.

-Chicken-Chicken...

-Cluck-Cluck!

-Oh, you win!

-Yes.

Honestly. Sometimes, I think you are sillier than a bucket of slop.

-Aw, thank you.

-Listen.

-To win the games today, I need you to be sensible.

-Bork!

-You need to concentrate.

-Bork!

-Be focused.

-Bork!

-But most importantly...

-Bork?

-..not be chickens!

-Now, go and get changed!

-Bork-bork!

Ah, those two really are sillier than a bucket of slop.

But now it's time to meet my very sensible Swashbucklers,

who are going to help me win back my jewels.

-So, Squawk, let's meet them.

-Playing today, we've got Oscar!

Oscar is six and he likes visiting his grandma in Wales.

His Swashbuckle name is Octopus Oscar!

It's Omana!

Omana is six and she likes playing on her scooter.

Her Swashbuckle name is Awesome Omana!

Here's Ilaha.

Ilaha is seven and loves listening to seashells, to hear the waves.

Her Swashbuckle name is Crab Claw Ilaha.

Ahoy there, Sundus!

Sundus is seven, and she can play the drums.

Let's hope she drums those pirates into the slop.

Her Swashbuckle name is Sand Storm Sundus.

Welcome aboard, Swashbucklers.

Now, you're here to help me win back my jewels from Captain Captain.

But I need to make sure you're ready for the challenge,

so let's do the Swashbuckle Salute! Let me see you all marching.

Put your hands on your heart.

-Here we go! Eye patch. AUDIENCE:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat. AUDIENCE:

-Pirate hat.

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harr!

Ooh, they look ready to me, Squawk. So, what do we have to do today?

You daring Swashbucklers need to work as a team,

as you take part in different pirate games.

Every time you win a game, Captain Captain will give you

a jewel for your treasure chest.

Win all five jewels

and one of the naughty pirates will walk the plank,

into the ship's mess.

And this is our treasure chest.

So, when you win back my five jewels from Captain Captain,

we'll pop them in here to keep them safe from those pesky pirates.

You'll never win these jewels!

Even if my pirates are sillier than a bucket of slop.

We'll see about that, Captain Captain.

My super sensible Swashbucklers are super ready to play,

so Squawk, what's the first game?

Your first game is Fruity Loot.

The aim of the game is to pick all the fruit

that matches the fruity recipe.

All you have to do is climb the tangled tree,

pick the right fruit and throw it in the giant fruit bowl.

But look out, those pesky pirates will try to set the fruit loose!

And here is our recipe for our delicious fruit salad today.

We need a banana and an orange.

We need a pineapple and a kiwi.

And we also need a watermelon and, my favourite, the strawberry.

And all the fruits are up there, up the tree

where Line is fanning himself with a slice of orange!

-I've always been a fan of oranges.

-Ha-ha!

So, look out for that silly pirate, and look out for Cook as well,

-who will be lurking around... Oh, somewhere!

-Ooh!

He's being very silly as a dog there,

with some seaweed in his mouth? What's he like?

Oscar and Omana, will you go first for me?

So, you have as long as it takes for the octopus to reach out

across the screen and close the treasure chest.

-Are we ready to play?

-Arr-harr!

-Then, Swashbucklers, away!

Come on, we can do this!

So, they're looking for the banana and orange. Can you remind them?

Banana and orange!

Look out for the blackcurrant coming down.

Climb all the way up. You need a banana and an orange.

Ah, yes, Oscar's got the banana, brilliant.

That's it, bring it down. Well done.

OK, Omana, you can go up.

We're looking for, now, the pineapple or a kiwi. Good girl.

Well done. That's it, brilliant, you got the banana in there. Well done!

-Give that back!

-That's it, we need the orange now.

And Sundus is going up, good girl!

Now, we're looking for the pineapple and the kiwi.

Hey! Yes, the orange is in!

Two in already!

Excuse me, the orange is in!

That's it, brilliant. The kiwi's in as well!

There we go.

Only three more pieces of fruit to find!

Omana, off you go, find the last piece for me.

Looking for the watermelon and the strawberry.

Get the pineapple in. Yes! Oh, well done. Yeah.

Stop them!

-Back out!

-Oh, blimey!

Hey! Put it back in there, you cheeky pirate.

That's it, well done, Sundus!

Oh! Cook!

The watermelon's on its way down. Into the net. Oscar, that's it.

We've only got the strawberry to get.

It's a close one!

Just the strawberry to go?

That's it, come on, we just need the strawberry.

Line, don't be silly! Why are you upside down?

That's it, well done... Hey, stop it!

Cook, that's not helpful.

Come on, quick as you can. Last 10 seconds. That's it, into the box.

Ten, nine, eight, seven...

And again, six, five, four...

Yeah!

What brilliant teamwork, my hearties. Well done.

Squawk, you've got the bird's-eye view. Over to you!

Squawk! Our Swashbucklers served this game with a slice.

Oscar bowled the banana, Cook picked out the pineapple.

And put in some seaweed!

Ilaha jammed in the strawberry.

BERRY well done! It's a win.

Yeah! CHEERING

Well done, my hearties, you've done it.

You've won back our first jewel.

So, Captain Captain, you know the rule.

-ALL:

-Send down a jewel!

Oh, I suppose you think you're clever, do you, winning a jewel?

-Well, it's the last one you'll win today, so there.

-Yeah!

Brilliant! Oh, it's the purple one, too. So, there you go.

Ilaha, into the chest for me.

CHEERING Ha-ha!

So, we only need four more sparkly jewels

and then we'll see which of the naughty, naughty pirates

will have to walk the plank into the stinky ship's mess.

-ALL:

-Eww!

Why does Captain Captain keep saying we're sillier than a bucket of slop?

I don't know! Slop is pretty silly, though.

-Especially mine.

-No, no, mine's way sillier.

Oh, yeah? Well, can your slop do this?

-SQUELCHES AUDIENCE:

-Eww!

No! But it can do this.

Whoo-argh!

-Stop being silly with that slop! Throw it out now.

-OK.

Eugh!

-Silly and sticky!

-Oh, yeah, look.

-Ooh!

You weren't supposed to throw the buckets as well.

Find a way to be more sensible.

-Now!

-Yes, Captain.

Oh!

Eugh!

While they try to be sensible, we're going to have some fun

and play another game. So, Squawk, what's next?

The second game is Potty Portholes.

The aim of the game is to knock down all the portholes.

All you have to do is collect the soft green cannonballs,

load them into the cannons and fire.

But look out, because Cook and Line will try to put you off.

And here is one of the green squashy balls that

you need to collect from the basket over there, covered in seaweed.

Bring them back to the cannons and fire them at the portholes.

But look out for Cook and Line, dressed as chickens again.

So, watch out for some FOWL play!

I told you to take those chicken outfits off!

-Sundus and Oscar, will you fire the cannons for me?

-Yeah!

So, Ilaha and Omana, you're going to collect the green balls for me.

Let me give you that one to start you off.

Don't go yet, because first, I need to know...

-Are we ready to play?

-Arrh-harr!

Then Swashbucklers, away!

That was a great first shot, it just missed, though.

That's it. Well done, Ilaha.

Get it into the cannon. And fire! Oh, little bit lower.

Oh, yes, we've got it. Good girl!

Well done, Sundus. The first one is down.

-Hey!

-Oh, Cook, don't throw them at me!

That's it. Oh, right on, again.

Go get some more. Oh, it's a bit too high.

Let's go a bit lower this time.

We've got two down now, Swashbucklers. That's it.

Line it up. Yeah!

We've got three down now, my hearties. Four down.

-Well done, Oscar!

-Get in the way!

Oh, Cook is nesting down there on all of the starfish!

And another one down, well done.

Only four more to get now, my hearties. Now only three!

We're on a roll. Good work, Swashbucklers. Come on, Oscar!

We're halfway down, Swashbucklers. Just three more to get.

Oh, yeah! Well done. Two more to get, my hearties.

One more to get!

Come on, we can do this. Look out for those chickens.

Line is now nesting down there with some seaweed.

We need to get Cook out of the way. Oh, that was a close one!

Let's try again. Oh! Come on, my hearties.

Come on, we're running out of time. That was another close one. OK!

Well stopped, Line. Now get up!

Go!

Yeah!

That was amazing. Brilliant, Swashbucklers.

Squawk, you got the bird's-eye view. Over to you.

Squawk! Our Swashbucklers ruled the roost.

Sundus quickly cracked the first porthole.

Cook made starfish fly!

Line showed the team exactly where to aim.

The YOLK is on you, pirates. It's a win!

Yes! You've done it again, my hearties. Well done, Swashbucklers.

You've won back our second jewel.

So, Captain Captain, you know the rules!

-ALL:

-Send down a jewel!

So, you've managed to outsmart my pirates again?

-Well, that doesn't take much doing.

-Yeah!

Woohoo! Oh, it's my favourite, it's the blue one.

Omana, into the chest for me. Thanks, Sundus.

-And a big cheer, everyone. Come on!

-Yeah!

Right, I'm off to the cabin.

If I'm to win the Shipwreck Rummage,

I can't have Cook and Line being sillier than a bucket of slop!

Ta-dah! Behold, the Silliminator!

This will eliminate all of the silliness from your brain.

All I have to do is put some sensible stuff in the top.

-It will then go down into your brain and make you more sensible.

-Wow!

-Technology today is amazing.

-Let's give it a go.

-OK.

-HE HUMS

-A-ha!

Right, I have got a map.

A book of sensible stuff.

-And a photo of me looking sensible.

-Ah. Ooh!

Oh, wibble, wobble!

I think it's working, Cook. I already feel more sensibl-er.

-How do you feel?

-Hang on a tick.

Someone could trip over this bucket of slop.

I'll put it somewhere more...sensible.

Wow! You sound super-sensible.

Right, I'm going to go and get some more sensible stuff,

-while you wait here and relax.

-Sounds like a...

A sensible idea to me. A-ha! Ah, I think I'll meditate.

Look at this mess!

Oh, it's everywhere.

Just put it in this bin.

Coo-ee! I've found some more sensible stuff... Ah!

Captain Captain, what have you done?

I just put all your rubbish in that bin.

That's not a bin, that's the Silliminator.

-Line, are you OK?

-Apples, pears, bananas! Whoop, whoop, whoop!

I'm fine. Oink!

So let's all... Moo! ..help to...

Brrr! ..clean up the cabin.

# Ah! #

Right, guys? Bork-bork-bork!

He used to just be as silly as a bucket of slop.

But he's even more silly now!

-Bork!

-Slop, that's it!

We can use this bucket of slop. That'll bring the old Line back.

Ooh!

Wibble-wobble!

Line? Are you in there?

Yes, Captain. All back to normal and at your service.

That's him all right!

Ah, those silly pirates! Right, sensible Swashbucklers.

You have to win back three more of my jewels

in the Shipwreck Rummage.

So, let's do the Swashbuckle Salute one more time.

Let me see you all marching. Put your hand on your heart.

-Here we go. Eye patch. AUDIENCE:

-Eye patch!

-Pirate hat.

-Pirate hat!

-Swashbuckle cheer.

-Arr-harr!

Arr-harr, we are ready, Squawk.

It's the Shipwreck Rummage.

Squawk! The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels

that have been hidden around the shipwreck.

Use the map because X marks the spot

where each of the jewels can be found.

But be careful, Cook, Line and Captain Captain

have hidden the jewels well,

and they must all be in the chest before the time runs out.

Yeah!

A-ha! All right, Swashbucklers.

You have to find three of my jewels now.

So, let me show you where they're hiding.

By the Captain's Lookout, we have the green jewel

in either the barrels or the treasure chest.

Then on the middle deck, we have the red jewel in the Pool Of Pearls.

And on the lower deck, we have the white jewel.

Down there at the hammocks.

Omana and Oscar, you're going first for me.

-What colour will you go for?

-Red.

-To the Pool Of Pearls?

-Yes.

Are we ready to play?

-Arr-harr!

-Then, Swashbucklers away!

No silliness here.

Omana and Oscar fly through the fish and up to the Pool Of Pearls.

-That's it!

-Would you like this?

There's the red!

LINE SQUAWKS

-That's it!

-They've got the red one!

-Girls, hurry, you're going next. Where are you going?

-Green one!

OK, wait for them to come back.

Come on, Oscar!

Well done, Omana. Down you come, good girl!

Ready? Go, go!

Three jewels in the chest.

Sundus and Ilaha must race to the top of the ship!

Hello, Swashbucklers!

Past Cook and his pearls.

That's it, and make your way round the front. Round the other way!

Whoops!

The green is hidden in Captain Captain's Lookout!

-The seaweed's up there.

-Look at this!

-Yes!

-That's green!

You've got the green one, the last one you have to get

is the white one down in the hammocks, the Lower Deck.

Come on, girls! Well done, brilliant! That's it!

And off you go!

That's it, girls. Into the chest. Come on, yes!

One jewel needed. White is in the hammocks! Not that one!

Where's it gone? Oh, must be here somewhere!

-It must be in there somewhere!

-I found it, I found it!

That's a pearl!

-Oh, she's got it!

-Yes, come on!

Into the treasure chest!

Yeah!

Well done, my hearties. Squawk, you've got the bird's-eye view.

-Over to you!

-Squawk! Our team's work was not sloppy.

Oscar found red in the Pool Of Pearls.

Ilaha and Sundus brushed off seaweed to grab green.

Omana gave Cook the slip when she found white.

Those pirates will be walking the plank. It's a win!

Yeah! Well done, Swashbucklers!

You've won back all of my jewels. Thank you so much.

I'd love to hand them out for you to hold on to for me.

-There you go, Sundus, one for you.

-Thank you.

-You're welcome.

-Oscar?

-Thank you.

-That's all right. Ilaha?

-Thank you.

You're welcome, and there you go, Omana.

And the blue one for me! Let's hear it for my Swashbucklers.

CHEERING

So, now we've got all five of my jewels back,

you know what that means.

One of the naughty pirates gets to walk the plank.

But which one will it be?

Omana, come with me, because I need to show you something.

We have this new section on the wheel.

If it lands there, it means we have a triple slop drop

and they all go in! But which one will it be?

Come on, Omana, let's spin the wheel to see. Ha-ha! Big spin.

OK, will it be Cook with the white hat?

Or will it be Captain Captain with the black hat?

Or will it be Line with the red bandana?

Or will it be all three for the triple slop drop?

Let's find out!

Oh, it's slowing down now. CHEERING

It is a triple slop drop! Ha-ha!

So, all of you pirates, it's time for all three of you to...

-ALL:

-Walk the plank!

Walk the plank! Walk the plank! Walk the plank!

I don't want to do it! You go first!

-Argh!

-Ha-ha! AUDIENCE:

-Walk the plank!

SHE CRIES

Walk the plank! Walk the plank!

Yay!

Eww!

Oh, it's so good to see those silly pirates covered in slop.

We'll see you soon, my hearties, for more Swashbuckle!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, go-go-go! #

-Swashbuckle cheer!

-Arrr-harrr!