Pirate Pox Swashbuckle

# A band of naughty pirates Took some jewels from me

# I hid on board their pirate ship And sailed off out to sea

# But they weren't watching where they went

# And shipwrecked on the sand

# I want to win my treasure back Will you give me a hand?

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go!

Will you help me win my treasure back?

-Yeah!

-Shall we make the pirates walk the plank?

-Yeah!

Well, let's hear you then, my hearties!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Swashbuckle cheer!

Arrr-harrr!

Yeah! CHEERING

Ahoy there, my hearties, and welcome to Swashbuckle!

Arrr-harrr!

I'm Gem and it's great to have you all aboard.

So are you ready for a rip-roaring pirate adventure?

-Arrr-harrr!

-And will you help me

win back all of my jewels from those very pesky pirates?

-Arrr-harrr!

-Aw, thank you.

Now, where is Captain Captain? Can you see her anywhere?

Boo!

Those boos don't bother me!

I'm feeling superfit today,

in perfect health, ready to beat you Swashbucklers.

Now, where's my crew?

Cook! Line!

Yes, Captain Chief Admiral Pirate

Tremendous And Incredibly Nasty - the Third.

I've told you, call me Captain Captain for short.

-Yes, Captain Captain For Short.

-Cook, you've got green slop

all over your face. Come here.

SQUEAKING

-Hm?

-Eh?

-Mm?

That's strange, it's not budging.

That's because it's not slop, it's spots!

Yeah, Cook's got the pirate pox.

Oh, yuckity-yuckity-yuck, the pirate pox? No!

Pirate pox is nothing to be worried about, Captain. I feel fine.

Yeah, chill out.

Every pesky pirate can possibly get pirate pox at some point.

Not this one! I'm out of here.

LAUGHTER Oh, I don't think Captain Captain

will have run too far away. Not when there are jewels to be won.

Squawk, who are my swashbuckling team today?

Playing today, we've got Jonas!

-CHEERING

-Jonas is six

and he loves his trampoline.

His swashbuckling name is Lobster Jonas.

-It's Fayad!

-CHEERING

Fayad is six and he wants to be a superhero.

His Swashbuckle name is Fearsome Fayad.

Next on the slide, it's Fatima-Zahra!

-CHEERING

-Fatima-Zarah is six

and she loves playing hide and seek.

Her Swashbuckle name is Force 10 Fatima-Zahra.

-Ahoy there, Dami!

-CHEERING

Dami is five and she loves singing pop songs.

Perhaps those pirates know some slop songs, ha-ha!

Her Swashbuckle name is Sea Dog Dami.

CHEERING Welcome aboard to my newest team

of Swashbucklers. Now, they are here to help me win back my jewels

from Captain Captain.

But I need to make sure you're ready for the challenge -

so let's do the Swashbuckle Salute.

Let me see you marching!

Put your hands on your hearts!

Here we go!

-Eye patch.

-Eye patch!

-Pirate hat.

-Pirate hat!

Swashbuckle cheer!

-Arrr-harr!

-Brilliant! Now, I think you are up for the challenge.

So, Squawk, what do we have to do today?

You daring Swashbucklers need to work as a team as you take

part in different pirate games. Every time you win a game,

Captain Captain will give you a jewel for your treasure chest.

Win all five jewels

and one of the naughty pirates will walk the plank into the ship's mess.

CHEERING

And here is our treasure chest,

so when you win back all of my jewels from Captain Captain,

-we'll pop them in here to keep them safe.

-I don't think so, Gem.

I'm feeling fitter than ever. Those jewels are staying with me.

We'll soon see about that, Captain Captain,

because my Swashbucklers are raring and ready to go.

Squawk, what's the first game?

The first game is...

The aim of the game is to fill all six holes in the whirlpool.

All you have to do is collect the cannonballs and roll them

down the ramp and past the fish.

But be careful - the whirlpool will be spinning and Cook

and Line will be trying to stop you.

CHEERING Come on, yeah!

And here is one of the soft cannonballs you need to collect.

They are over there in the crates.

You have to bring them back to the ramp

and roll them down to get them into the holes. But look out -

there are some poxy pirates about today. Watch out for Cook.

Ooh!

And Line...

# Wah-h-h-h! #

..is singing beautifully into his net.

You have as long as it takes for the octopus to reach

across the screen and close the treasure chest to play the game.

Jonas, I'm going to give you this to start you off, but don't roll it

just yet, my hearty, because first I need to know, are we ready to play?

Arrr-harrr!

Then Swashbucklers away!

Come on, go collect the cannonball, off we go.

Jonas, well done! First one in, straightaway.

Don't worry about the flinging fish. Go on, Fatima-Zahra. Ready?

Go, go, go. That's it. Good girl.

Well done, Fayad. All right.

Let's see, can we get... Oh, collect another one.

Go, go, go, that's it.

Come on, just missed one there. Well done. OK, let's try again.

Five more holes to fill. Bashed into a fish, try again, my hearty.

Yes! CHEERING

Line! You knocked that one in.

Where are those cannonballs?

Where are they?

Oh, it just bounced back, go collect another one. Well done.

Oh, there's one right by my feet.

Maybe I'll just use this one. Oh, no! Get that one, Fatima-Zahra.

-Hey, that was me, Cook!

-Can we get another one in?

CHEERING Well done.

And another, Line!

Try again. Ready... Lining it up, we've only got two more now to fill.

-We're doing really well, my hearties. Oh, Line!

-Come on!

Come on, go collect another one.

We're halfway now, my hearties. We're halfway.

That's it. OK, see and try to get those pesky pirates.

We need to get these balls into the holes. Ready?

-Oh, they're going to do it!

-That's it, come on, my hearties.

We can always move this round if you need to. Try this one.

-Thank you for the fish.

-We've got 45 seconds left.

Oh, it bashed into a fish. Go collect another one.

Well done, Jonas, let's get these last two cannonballs in the holes.

There you go, use this one.

Oh, nearly!

Come on, we can do this!

Go and collect another one. That's it. Well done.

Oh, 20 seconds left. Come on, my hearties.

Oh, no, try again.

There it is.

Come on, we're running out of time!

Were coming up for the last ten seconds.

Nine, eight, seven, six, five,

-four...

-Come on, Jonas!

-..three, two, one...

-Aw!

-Time is up. Good effort, my hearties.

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view, over to you.

The fun was infectious, Gem!

Jonas hit the spot with his first ball.

Line's feet helped in two more.

Fatima-Zahra sank number four.

But the team were scratching their heads as time ran out.

Sorry, Gem, this was a lose.

Oh, never mind, Swashbucklers.

Don't worry, though, because we could still win that jewel

back later in the Shipwreck Rummage, OK?

Ha-ha, Gem! Even though Cook's got to the pirate pox,

we still stopped you from winning this jewel.

We've still got time to win back my jewels, Captain Captain,

and then you pirates will be where you should be,

-in the stinky ship's mess.

-Ew!

21, 22, 23 spots.

Eugh! Cook, you've still got the pirate pox.

-Hi, Captain!

-Oh, Line! You've got the pirate pox, too.

I know, it's so cool.

-We're pox pals.

-Yeah, check out my spots. This one's my favourite.

I call him Alan.

-"Oh, hello, Captain!"

-LAUGHTER

Oh, yuckity-yuckity-yuck!

I do not want the pirate pox.

-Why not?

-Yeah, everyone gets them eventually.

New rule - as captain, I will not be catching the pirate pox,

-and that's final.

-LAUGHTER

Oh, dear, pirate pox seems to be spreading,

but it won't stop us from winning back my jewels.

-Squawk, what's the next game, please?

-The second game is...

The aim of this game is to fill all the holes with the soft toy

rats and mice.

All you have to do is bounce on the ship's sails

and pull the ropes to release the rodents.

Then your team-mates have to put them in the correct hole.

But be careful - Cook or Line will be bouncing, too,

and to trying to stop you.

CHEERING

And here are the soft toy rats and mice you need to find

to play the game.

The big rat goes into the big hole

and the little holes are for the little mice.

And these are all in those big sacks above the bouncy sail,

where Cook, with his pox, is just chilling out.

And here's Line with his octopus on, looking like he's

covered in pox, like his octopus. Ew, yucky!

Now, Fayad and Dami, will you do the bouncing for me? Brilliant.

Jonas and Fatima-Zahra, you can collect the rats and mice.

Let me give you these to start off. Are we ready to play?

-Arrr-harrr!

-Then Swashbucklers away!

Here we go. Big bouncing.

Wow, I love your spots, Line.

Hey! SHE LAUGHS

-Oh, you can't reach it.

-That's it, Jonas, you got to bounce.

Well done.

Good girl, Dami, throw them all out for us.

That's it, here you go, Fatima-Zahra,

go collect those mice. Brilliant. Come on, Fayad. Big throw.

Quick, big throw. Collect those mice down there.

Oh, thanks. Hey, Cook!

-Let me have it.

-Don't let Gem have it, Cook.

OK, Fatima-Zahra, another couple of rats there.

Oh, there's a mouse under here. Let me see help you out. There you go.

That's it, Dami, good girl. Good throw. Another big jump.

Oh, look, Cook's down. Yes! Ha-ha.

Here we go, Fatima-Zahra, there's some down here.

I'll keep Line out the way. You come and get these ones. Here we go.

Get out of Line's way, Gem!

-No, I am stopping you from stopping her!

-Give it back.

Lots here, big throw. Cook's fallen off the back.

-We're halfway now, Swashbucklers.

-Put a seahorse in a hole, Line.

Come on, Dami, big throw. That's it.

Brilliant. OK, Fatima-Zahra and Jonas, here we go.

-Look. They're flying.

-We don't want a seahorse, do we?

I've got it, Jonas. You collect the rats and mice.

I'll get this out the way. Here you go, Cook. Flying seahorse.

-Oh, thanks, Gem.

-Erm, Line is nesting over here on top of all

these rats and mice.

Do you want to collect some up from around him? Here we go.

I'll help you there. Come on, Fatima-Zahra.

Line! What are you doing? You're not having a cuddle with all of these.

-I want a cuddle with all my rodents.

-SHE LAUGHS

Come on, we're running out of time!

We still need to get lots of rats and mice in there.

There you go, some rats there.

Couple of rats behind you. Lots over here, 20 seconds left.

Come on, Swashbucklers!

They're not going to do it!

Here we go. There's some, Jonas.

-The last 10 seconds.

-Nine, eight, seven, six, five,

four, three, two, one...

BELL RINGS Oh, and we're out of time.

Good try, my hearties.

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view, over to you.

The tension hit fever pitch, Gem!

Dami and Fayad knew rats were the remedy. Cook needed a lie down!

Gem found a cure for Line's cheeky octopus,

but our Swashbucklers just didn't fill all the holes.

Sorry, it's a lose.

Oh, don't worry, my hearties, we can still get that jewel back later in

the Shipwreck Rummage, all right?

Oh, sorry, Gem. You don't get a jewel.

But I do have something else you can have.

Eugh!

What is this?

Ew! Some yucky seaweed cream?

I hear seaweed is very good for spots, Gem.

Spread it on your face when you catch the pirate pox.

Yuck, no thanks, Captain Captain.

Besides, pirate pox doesn't bother me. Everyone gets it eventually.

Not me - I'm off to hide in my cabin.

I won't catch the pirate pox in there.

-WHISPERS:

-Cook, Line...

Oh. No sign of them.

Looks like I'll be safe in here from the pirate pox.

-Hiya!

-Agh!

I don't want your icky pirate pox!

Pirate pox is nothing to be scared of, Captain.

Yeah, you have to get it eventually.

-Ah! I don't want it.

-But it's not just us, Captain.

Yeah, all the cool pirates have pirate pox.

Yeah, Gem and the Swashbucklers have it.

No-o-o-o-o!

Ye-e-e-e-es!

Everyone has pirate pox.

CHEERING

Pirate pox everywhere!

Exactly. Don't be scared.

Cor! She really doesn't want to catch pirate pox, does she?

SHE CACKLES

I'll never catch the pirate pox in here!

Safe and sound in this swashbubble.

Cooee!

Argh!

Pirate pox party!

# Cha-cha-cha Cha-cha-cha

# Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha

Oh, I like this one!

# Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha

# Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha! #

Argh!

Actually, all right.

Having the pirate pox is OK.

I feel absolutely fine!

Told you, Captain, nothing to worry about.

And may I say, Captain, green is really your colour.

Oh, yes. It is rather, isn't it?

Let's roll!

LAUGHTER

Oh, now, look, we've all got the pirate pox.

But don't worry, Swashbucklers, it won't stop us from trying to win

back all of my jewels in the Shipwreck Rummage.

To get us ready, let's do the Swashbuckle Salute one more time.

Let me see you marching!

Put your hands on your hearts!

Here we go!

-Eye patch.

-Eye patch!

-Pirate hat.

-Pirate hat!

-Swashbuckle cheer!

-Arrr-harr!

Brilliant! We're ready. Bring it on, Squawk.

It's the...

The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels

that have been hidden around the shipwreck.

Use the map because X marks the spot where

each of the jewels can be found.

But be careful - Cook, Line and Captain Captain have hidden the

jewels well and they must all be in the chest before the time runs out.

CHEERING

So, we've got pirate pox and now we need five of my jewels.

Let me show you where they're hiding. On the top deck

we have the green jewel in one of the bird's nests.

And on the middle deck we've got the purple jewel

in the basket of sea creatures

and we have the blue one over in the laundry.

And on the lower deck we've got the white jewel in the rope store

and the red jewel in the hammocks.

Fatima-Zahra and Fayad, you're going first.

-What colour will you go for?

-Green.

-We're going for the green one.

Are we ready to play?

-Arrr-harrr!

-Then Swashbucklers away!

Dr Squawk says five jewels today keeps those pirates away

and covered in slop. Fayad leads the way to the top of the ship.

Green is in the bird's nests.

Oh, they're here! Oh, they're being very quick.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!

They need to hurry!

Fatima-Zahra feels for the jewel.

-She has it!

-She's got it!

-OK, they've got the green one.

Where are you going to go next? The red one? OK, brilliant.

Wait for them to come back. Come on down, come on! Let's do this.

Brilliant, well done. Off you go to the hammocks. Go, go, go! Well done.

Let's get the green one into the chest. Well done, Fayad.

One down, four to go.

Jonas and Dami hunt in the hammocks looking for red.

-Dami leaps on it.

-CHEERING

-So we've got the red one. Where are you going to go next?

-Here.

To the laundry? OK.

Brilliant. Off you go. Well done. Yeah!

-CHEERING

-Three to find.

Fayad and Fatima scurry to the Scarlet Squid.

Oh, I'm going to get there first! You're too slow.

Chased by Cook!

Here they come.

They've launched off to the laundry.

That's where the blue is.

Oh, they're going in the laundry, are they? Oh!

Captain, they've got your shirt!

They need to look inside!

Just put pull it down, pull it! That's it.

OK, they've got the blue one, where are you get to go next?

-White.

-You're going to the rope store next. OK.

Quick! Time is running out.

-Quick as you can, come on!

-Go on, go on!

Are you ready?

Good boy, good girl. Off you go.

That's it. And the blue one goes into there. Very good.

Two left to find. Jonas and Dami race to the rope store.

-Brilliant!

-Yes, they've got the white one.

We now have to get the purple one.

Only 20 seconds left. Up to the second deck. Go, go, go!

One to go! It's looking very tight.

Nine, eight, seven, six, five,

four, three, two, one...

BELL RINGS Aw, never mind, my hearties.

We're just out of time.

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view, over to you.

Our Swashbucklers were itching to find the jewels.

Green in the nest was a test for Fatima-Zahra.

Dami wasn't rash about finding red.

We lingered in the laundry locating blue.

Dami went right to white in the rope store.

With one jewel short, it was close, Gem,

-but it's a lose!

-Aw! So we ran out of time!

Never mind, my hearties. You tried so hard, with your pirate pox.

But sadly, I do have to close the chest and none of the naughty

pirates will be walking the plank today.

But have you had lots of fun on Swashbuckle?

CHEERING Let's have a big cheer for

my brave Swashbucklers. CHEERING

You know, Gem, there are winners and losers,

so if you're the losers, well, I guess that makes me the winner.

# Captain, captain!

# You can't beat her

# She's no loser

# She's a winner! #

LAUGHTER

Oh, come on, Captain, let me see that winning smile of yours.

LAUGHTER

Well, win or lose, we've had lots of fun. We'll see you soon

for more Swashbuckle!

CHEERING

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

-Swashbuckle cheer!

-Arrr-harrr!