Three Captain Captains Swashbuckle

# A band of naughty pirates took some jewels from me

# I hid on board their pirate ship and sailed off out to sea

# But they weren't watching where they went

# And shipwrecked on the sand

# I want to win my treasure back Will you give me a hand?

-ALL:

-# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

-Will you help me win my treasure back?

-Yeah!

-Shall we make the pirates walk the plank?

-Yeah!

Well, let's hear you then, me hearties!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

-Ha-ha, yeah!

CHEERING

Ahoy there, me hearties! Welcome to Swashbuckle!

Arrr-harrr!

I'm Gem and it's great to have you all aboard.

Are you ready for a rip-roaring pirate adventure?

Arrr-harrr.

And will you help me win my jewels back from those naughty pirates?

Arrr-harrr.

Thank you, me hearties. Now, where is that Captain Captain?

Have you seen her anywhere?

AUDIENCE BOOS

Enough of that booing!

I am the one and only captain of captains and I demand respect,

just like my crew respects me.

SHE BLOWS WHISTLE

Cook, Line!

Oh, what's all this shouting about?

Booing doesn't bother me!

Why on the high seas are you dressed like that?

Well, you know how you're always saying,

-"Why can't you be more like me?"

-I never say that.

-We finally took your advice...

-What advice?

-..and now we're exactly like you!

-What?

My name is Captain Captain Captain.

And my name is Captain Captain Captain

Captain Captain Captain IV.

-No, I am the Captain!

-No, I'm the Captain!

No, I'm the Captain!

-I'm going to hmmm...

-I'm going to hmmm...

I'm going to brrr-brrr-brrr-brrr...

Whoa, three Captain Captains?

Well, they won't stop us from winning back my jewels.

Squawk, let's meet today's Swashbucklers.

Playing today, we've got Yusuf.

Yusuf is seven and he loves to climb.

His Swashbuckle name is Bold Yusuf.

Ahoy there, Advik.

Advik is seven and he's a good swimmer.

His Swashbuckle name is Blackjack Advik.

Here's Jessica.

Jessica is seven and loves museums with dinosaurs.

Her Swashbuckle name is Redhead Jessica.

Completing the crew, Mumtaz.

Mumtaz is six and she likes cooking with her mum.

Let's hope her team know the recipe for success.

Her Swashbuckle name is Monstrous Mumtaz.

CHEERING

And here are my newest team of Swashbucklers.

They are here to help me win back my jewels.

They are ready for adventure, so let's do the Swashbuckle salute.

Let me see you all marching.

Put your hands on your hearts. Here we go.

-Eye patch. AUDIENCE:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat. AUDIENCE:

-Pirate hat.

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

Right, Squawk, we are ready. What do we have to do today?

You daring Swashbucklers need to work as a team

as you take part in different pirate games.

Every time you win a game,

Captain Captain will give you a jewel for your treasure chest.

Win all five jewels

and one of the naughty pirates will walk the plank into the ship's mess.

CHEERING

Here is our treasure chest.

When you win back my five jewels from Captain Captain,

we'll put them in here to keep them safe.

We'll see about that, Gem!

Those jewels are mine, Gem!

Get out of my way! This is my bit!

I will win today, Gem. These jewels are mine.

We'll see, you three. Bring it on!

Squawk, what's the first game?

The first game is Buried Treasure.

The aim of the game is to fill all the chests with golden treasure.

All you have to do is find the buried treasure

and put it in the right chest.

But look out for Cook and Line, who will try to hide the treasures.

CHEERING

And here are the five treasure chests

that you have to fill with the buried treasure.

Let's look in the first one to see what we're looking for.

We need to find, first of all, the golden crown.

It's buried over there in the sandpit where Captain Captain Cook

and Captain Captain Line are standing just like Captain Captain.

Oh, dear. Captain Captain Cook is very cross.

Look out for those pirates. They'll try to put you off.

You have as long as it takes for the octopus to reach out

and close the chest to play the game.

-Advik and Yusuf, will you go first?

-Yes.

-Thank you.

Now, me hearties, are we ready to play?

-Arrr-harrr!

-Then Swashbucklers away!

Come on boys. We are looking for the golden crown.

Dig around in the sand.

-We've got it! Well done, Yusuf. Bring it back.

-Bring that back!

Into the chest. Girls, open the next chest for me.

That was quick!

We're looking for a golden bone.

We now need the golden bone.

Move out of the way, Captain Captain Line!

-Dig around for the bone.

-Empty your crate, Captain. I mean Line!

-Okey dokey.

-Watch out for the fish.

-You tidy it up, Line.

-You tidy it up.

That's it. Come on, Mumtaz. In the chest.

Boys, open the next treasure chest.

What are we looking for now? We're now after the compass.

Let's look for the compass.

We're halfway now. I think that's the golden coin, Yusuf.

We need the compass. Keep digging around.

That's it. Is it in the barrel? Well done.

Advik's got it!

-Stop them!

-Stop them!

-We've got it. That's it.

Into the treasure chest over there.

-We now need an anchor.

-Where is the anchor, Line?

Two more pieces of treasure to get, me hearties. We've got it!

Mumtaz, make your way back as well.

-We've got it. That's it.

-Hmmm...

We're now looking for the golden coin.

Watch out for the flying fish. Oh, we've got it.

There's a bit of a scramble. No, Cook's got it!

Quick, we're running out of time! Come on!

We're coming up to the last ten seconds.

Ten, nine, eight, seven,...

Yay, we did it!

Well done, me hearties.

Squawk, you got the bird's-eye view. Over to you.

Our team took charge.

Yusuf struck gold with the crown.

Jessica picked out a bone.

Advik found his way to the compass.

Then Jessica raised the anchor

and Yusuf grabbed Cook's coin.

It's a win!

Arrr-harrr!

Well done, Swashbucklers. You have won back our first jewel.

So, Captain Captain, you know the rule.

-ALL:

-Send down a jewel.

Fine, you can have it!

But you're not getting any more!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Here we go. It's the green jewel. Jessica, there you go.

You can put it into the chest for us, please.

Yeah!

So, only four more of those beauties

and then we'll see which of those naughty Captain Captains

will walk the plank into the stinky ship's mess.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ew!

Now, listen here, bucket, slop yourself out. And that's an order.

Er, excuse me. You should be slopping out.

Er, excuse me. You should be slopping out.

-Excuse me, you should be slopping out.

-I don't want to slop out.

THEY SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER

-Moving on!

-SHE BLOWS WHISTLE

Listen, I am Captain Captain

and I shouldn't have to touch mucky slop buckets.

SHE BLOWS WHISTLE

Slop out now! That's an order!

COOK BLOWS KAZOO

Slop out now and that's an order.

LINE BLOWS PARTY BLOWER

-Slop out now and that's an order.

-Yes, Captain Captain.

Wait a sec. I'm the... And you're...

Hmmm...

Oh, it's chaos having three Captain Captains.

Hopefully, they'll be so distracted

that we can easily win back another jewel. Squawk, what's the next game?

The second game is Ship Shape Shake Up.

The aim of the game is to fill in the holes

to finish the pirate picture.

All you have to do is run through the barrel

and find the right shaped pieces.

But be careful - those pesky pirates will hide the pieces

and try to shake you up.

CHEERING

And here is the picture with all of the missing shapes.

You need to find the right shape to fit into the right hole.

I've got a shape here with a starfish on it to help us out.

I think it goes in that hole just there. Brilliant.

The other six shapes are through the spinning barrel

over there in the three crates.

But do look out for Cook Captain Captain,

who looks very cross over there with the seaweed on his head.

He might try to hide them from you.

And Line Captain Captain is busy spinning the barrel as well.

-Spin it faster!

-He'll spin it very, very fast by the looks of things.

Jessica, will you go first for me? Thank you, me hearty.

OK, are we ready to play?

-Arrr-harrr!

-Then Swashbucklers away!

That's it, Jessica. Run all the way through.

Brilliant. That's a great start. Well done.

You have it! Yuckity-yuckity-yuck!

That's it.

We've got the first piece coming. It's the barrel.

Keep going, Jessica. Advik, off you go. Well done.

That's the barrel down the bottom, Jessica.

What a great start. Five more pieces to get. Well done.

That's it, Advik. We've got the next piece coming already.

And off you go, Yusuf.

Let's have a look. That one is the telescope.

Oh! Put seaweed on him.

It's underneath that seaweed somewhere.

Yusuf's got a piece. Keep going, me hearties.

-You're doing really well.

-He's very fast!

And Mumtaz, off you go for me. Brilliant. That's the crab.

Well done, me hearties.

We're halfway now, Swashbucklers, and we need three more pieces.

-Come on, Mumtaz!

-Cover her in seaweed!

-Cover her in seaweed!

-That's what I said!

-Dig around, see what you can find.

-Stop messing around, Cook!

Look under all that seaweed. Have you got it? Yes!

Oh, no, they've got a piece!

OK, that's it. Ready, Jessica?

And off you go, go, go! Well done.

Let's get that piece in. It's the message in the bottle.

It's down here. Down here, Mumtaz.

We still have two pieces we need to get. Come on, Jessica.

That's it, brilliant. Advik, we've got about 15 seconds left.

Go, go! For the last piece, quick as you can!

That's it. The anchor is in there.

-Ten, nine, eight...

-They're not going to do it.

..six, five, four, three, two, one.

BELL RINGS Oh, just out of time.

Good effort. Squawk, you got the bird's-eye view. Over to you.

This game shook things up!

Jessica rolled in with the first piece, followed by Advik.

Yusuf grabbed another and Mumtaz kept things afloat with the fourth.

But with one piece still missing...

-BELL RINGS

-Sorry, Gem, this was a lose.

Oh, don't worry, Swashbucklers. It doesn't matter

because we can get that jewel back later in the Shipwreck Rummage.

Oh, poor Gem. No jewel for you.

But don't worry, Gem, I've got something else you can have instead.

AUDIENCE BOOS

Ew, what is this? Oh, yuck!

A dirty, stinky old cloth! Eurgh!

Now we're Captain, you can do all the cleaning, Gem,

with that dirty old rag. Ha-ha-ha!

THEY LAUGH

-Actually, that was a good one.

-Thank you.

Right, I'm off to my Captain's cabin

to show those other two who's the boss.

Hang on, I was going to say that! Come back here!

-Cook, Line!

-COOK BLOWS KAZOO

Wait, in my pirate handbook that I wrote, it clearly states

a captain must not enter the cabin without clucking like a chicken.

Oh, sorry.

SHE CLUCKS LIKE A CHICKEN

Wait a sec! How long are you two going to keep this up for?

HE BLOWS PARTY BLOWER

Wait! According to my handbook, what I wrote,

if you ever ask a question,

you must stick your tongue out whilst asking it.

Rules are rules.

And in my pirate handbook, it clearly states

you can't stick out your tongue without raising your eyebrows...

And you cannot raise your eyebrows without dancing as well.

THEY LAUGH

Wait a sec! I'm the Captain. What I say goes!

-Take this mop and mop the floor.

-Take this mop and mop the floor.

-Take this mop and mop the floor.

-Aye-aye, Captain.

-Wait a sec!

-Wait a sec!

-Wait a sec!

-I told YOU to mop the floor!

-I told YOU to mop the floor!

-I told YOU to mop the floor!

-Aye-aye, Captain.

That's enough! It happened again!

I don't mop the floor. I'm the Captain!

-I'm the Captain!

-I'm the Captain!

Oh, so you're the Captain, are you? Right.

Well, will you take this lovely bucket of slop

and pour it over the Captain?

OK.

But I said pour it over the Captain. HE is the Captain.

Actually, I'm the Captain.

OK, then, you take that bucket of slop and pour it over the Captain.

OK, I'll take this bucket of slop and pour it over the Captain.

I'm going to hmmm...

-I'm going to hmmm...

-You know what, Line?

-I'm not sure I want to be Captain after all.

-No, it looks messy.

I'm going to hmmm...

OK, Swashbucklers,

you have to find four of my jewels now in the Shipwreck Rummage.

To get us ready for our final challenge,

let's do the Swashbuckle salute one more time.

Let me see you all marching!

Put your hand on your heart! Here we go!

-Eye patch. AUDIENCE:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat. AUDIENCE:

-Pirate hat.

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

We're ready for it, Squawk. Bring it on!

It's the Shipwreck Rummage.

The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels

that have been hidden around the shipwreck.

Use the map because X marks the spot

where each of the jewels can be found. But be careful -

Cook, Line and Captain Captain have hidden the jewels well

and they must all be in the chest before the time runs out.

CHEERING

Swashbucklers, you need to find four of my jewels.

Let me show you where they're hiding.

At the Captain's lookout, is the blue jewel

in the treasure chest or the barrels.

On the middle deck, the purple jewel is in the crates of rats and mice.

And on the lower deck, the white jewel is in the hammocks.

And the red jewel is over in the shark tank.

So, Mumtaz and Yusuf, you'll go first for me.

-What colour will you go for?

-White.

-The white one? All right.

-Are we ready to play?

-Arrr-harrr!

-Then Swashbucklers away!

Off to the hammocks, go, go, go!

Mumtaz and Yusuf hurry to the hammocks. They need the white jewel.

Cook slings sea creatures but Mumtaz has the white.

-They've got the white jewel. Where next?

-Blue.

Right to the top. Off you go. Well done!

-Into there.

-Three jewels needed.

Captain Captain's up in her lookout

but Advik and Jessica are coming, followed by Cook.

Look out for the beach balls!

What's going on in here?

The blue's hidden there somewhere.

-There! Advik makes his getaway.

-They've got the blue one.

-Where are you going next for me?

-To the shark tank.

To the shark tank for the red jewel. Off you go.

Well done, brilliant!

That's blue. The team need two.

Time to fish out red from the sharks.

-COOK:

-Have a look in. Pull everything out.

-Mumtaz has it!

-They've got the red jewel.

The last one we need is the purple one in the crates of rats and mice.

-When they come back, you can go.

-Good helping, Yusuf.

Well done for helping each other.

Off you go for our last jewel. In the middle there, Mumtaz. Yes.

Jessica and Advik race away for the final jewel.

Purple is hidden in the rats and mice.

Oh, Advik's got it straight away. Run, Swashbucklers!

Come on, Jessica. Into the treasure chest. Yes! Go, go, go!

CHEERING

Wow! What a celebration, Swashbucklers!

Squawk, you got the bird's-eye view. Over to you.

Our Swashbucklers swept through the rummage.

Mumtaz whipped white from the hammocks.

Advik found blue in the lookout.

They wrestled red from the sharks.

The team grabbed purple

and showed those pirates who's really in charge.

It's a win!

Yes! You did it! Thank you so much for winning back all of my jewels!

I'd like to share them out with you to hold on to for me.

-There you go, Jessica.

-Thank you.

-There you go, Advik.

-Thank you.

-Green one for you, Mumtaz. And there you go, Yusuf.

-Thank you.

-That's OK.

And the blue one for me. Let's hear it for my Swashbucklers.

CHEERING

So, me hearties, we have all five jewels back,

so the naughty pirates are going to have to walk the plank.

But which pirate will it be?

Yusuf, come over here and have a look at the wheel.

If the arrow lands over here,

it will be all three pirates for a triple slop drop. Ha-ha-ha.

But is that going to happen today? Let's spin the wheel to see.

Off we go. Big spin. All right.

Will it be Cook with the white hat,

or Captain Captain with the black hat,

or will it be Line with the red bandanna

or will it land on all three for a triple slop drop?

It's going to be...

Cook. COOK SHRIEKS

Yes!

It's time for you to walk the plank.

Walk the plank! Walk the plank!

-Here goes.

-Bye.

LAUGHTER

Oh, Cook, you can now be Captain of the ship's mess. Brilliant!

We'll see you soon, me hearties, for more Swashbuckle.

CHEERING

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!