Coco-nutty Swashbuckle

# A band of naughty pirates Took some jewels from me

# I hid on board their pirate ship And sailed off out to sea

# But they weren't watching where they went

# And shipwrecked on the sand

# I want to win my treasure back Will you give me a hand?

-ALL:

-# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Will you help me win my treasure back?

-Yeah!

-Shall we make the pirates walk the plank?

-Yeah!

Well, let's hear you, then, me hearties!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

-# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go!

-#

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

Ha-ha! Yeah!

Ahoy there, me hearties,

-and welcome aboard the Scarlet Squid for Swashbuckle.

-Arrr-harrr!

I'm Gem, and it's great to have you aboard.

-Now, are you all ready for a rip-roaring pirate adventure?

-Yes!

And will you help me win back all of my jewels

-from those pesky pirates?

-Yes!

Aw, thank you. Now, have you seen Captain Captain anywhere?

-AUDIENCE:

-Boooooo!

Your booing doesn't scare me

and it certainly won't scare my fearless pirates.

-WHISTLE

-Cook, Line!

Yes, Captain Chief Admiral Pirate Tremendous and Incredibly Nasty...

-..the Third.

-I told you, call me Captain Captain for short!

Yes, Captain Captain...

..For Short.

Now, have you finished cleaning my lovely new shark tank yet?

Well, the thing is, Captain,

we're still a little bit scared of them there sharks.

So we decided instead to treat ourselves to this delicious coconut.

My sharks aren't scary, are you, little sharky-warky woo-wahs?

Besides, it says in the Pirate Handbook, that I wrote,

coconuts are far more dangerous.

What?

"You're more likely to be hurt by falling coconut than

"you are by a shark."

-Agh, I don't want it.

-I don't want it either.

-Argh!

-Waaahhh!

SLURPING

Imagine being scared of coconuts.

I'll tell you what I'm not scared of, those naughty pirates.

I'm ready to play some games, so, Squawk,

-let's meet today's Swashbucklers.

-Playing today, we've got Reuben.

CHEERING

Reuben is six and he plays electric guitar.

His Swashbuckle name is Sailmaker Reuben.

Ahoy, there, Brooke.

CHEERING

Brooke is six and loves building snowmen.

Her Swashbuckle name is Dread-Pirate Brooke.

Next on the slide, it's Archer.

CHEERING

Archer is seven and does karate.

His Swashbuckle name is Anchor Archer.

Here's Millie!

CHEERING

Millie is six and she likes mint choc chip ice cream.

Those pirates prefer a scoop of slop.

Her Swashbuckle name is Mischievous Millie.

CHEERING

Ahoy, there, my hearties,

welcome aboard to my newest team of Swashbucklers,

here to help me win back all of my jewels.

But I need to make sure they are ready for the adventure,

so let's do the Swashbuckle salute.

Let me see you all marching.

Put your hand on your heart!

-Here we go! Eye patch. AUDIENCE:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat.

-AUDIENCE:

-Pirate hat.

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harr!

Ooh, yes, I think you're ready. So, Squawk, what do we have to do today?

You daring Swashbucklers need to work as a team as you take

part in different pirate games.

Every time you win a game,

Captain Captain will give you a jewel for your treasure chest.

Win all five jewels

and one of the naughty pirates will walk the plank into the ship's mess.

And here is our treasure chest.

So, when you win back my five jewels from the pesky pirates,

we'll pop them in here to keep them safe, all right?

You will never win these jewels, Gem.

If you're lucky, you might win a coconut.

Unless you're scared of those, too.

Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Scared of coconuts? I don't think so.

We are raring to go and ready to play,

so, Squawk, what's the first game?

The first game is...

The aim of the game is to get six coconuts into the barrel.

All you have to do is use your raft to collect the coconuts

and then bull's-eye them into the barrel.

But be careful, Cook and Line will be naughty and try to stop you.

And here is the barrel

where you have to collect six of the soft coconuts from way over there,

the other side of the lagoon, under the palm tree.

Look, Cook and Line are scared of the coconuts.

They may try to put you off, so do keep an eye on them.

You have as long as it takes for the octopus to reach out

across the screen and close the treasure chest to play the game.

-Boys, will you go first?

-Yeah.

-All right.

-Are we ready to play? ALL:

-Arrr-harrr!

Then Swashbucklers away!

Come on, Swashbucklers, let's get those coconuts.

Good start. Wow, the boys are speedy, very good.

Argh, coconuts! They're dangerous! You can have them!

Well done. Jump across!

Grab those coconuts.

Good work, boys.

That's it. OK, come on back as quick as you can.

Just ignore those pirates.

-Come on, boys, keep going, come on!

-Get them away from us!

Boys, collect your coconuts and, girls, swap over.

Brilliant. Reuben, let me take one for you.

Big throw.

Ooh, that was close. Have another try.

Yes, we got one in! Good boy!

Archer, your turn, up you jump.

Oh, yes, well done! There's the other one!

-LINE:

-Right, come on!

We've got two in already.

Ooh, that was close. Well done, though.

That's it, Millie. Brilliant, well done.

Girls, collect your coconuts and, boys, swap over.

Let me take that for you, Brooke.

Jump up, ready? Big throw.

Never mind, try again. We're halfway now, Swashbucklers.

Never mind. Millie, shall I take one for you?

Jump...and throw.

Ooh, try again.

-Oh!

-That doesn't count!

Come on, boys, quick as you can!

-That's it.

-Keep away from those coconuts!

OK and swap over. We're running out of time.

We can do this. Take your time. Ready...go.

Yes! Well done, Reuben. And again.

Oh, we missed! Let's try again. There you go. Ready?

-There's a ball in there.

-I know, those pesky pirates put it in there.

-LINE:

-Keep those coconuts away from us.

Only 30 seconds left. Come on, girls.

Quick as you can.

Come on, we can still do this, Swashbucklers.

OK, quickly, swap over.

Let's see if you can get all these in.

10, 9, 8, 7,

6... Try again.

..5... Have a quick turn.

..3, 2... Try again! Oh, we are out of time.

Good try, my hearties. Squawk, you've got the bird's-eye view.

SQUAWKS

Our Swashbucklers didn't fear these coconuts.

Reuben shot the first one.

Archer made it two.

Cook and Line's beachball didn't count.

Millie and Brooke kept trying, right up to the bell.

A good effort, Gem, but this was a lose.

Oh, never mind, my hearties, you tried really hard

but don't worry, we could still get that jewel back a little bit later.

Ha-ha! No jewel for you, Gem. Oh, what's wrong?

Did the scary coconuts put you off?

Not at all, there's still plenty of time for us to win back

that jewel later, Captain, and if I were you,

I'd be scared about falling into the stinky ship's mess.

-ALL:

-Pewwww!

I'm scared, Cook. Coconuts could come at us from any direction.

-Oi, you two.

-THEY SCREAM

Oh, Captain, it's just you. We thought you were a coconut.

Do I look like a coconut?

Now you mention it, you are a little bit scary.

-And a little bit hairy.

-Don't be silly.

And what's with those ridiculous outfits?

It's protection from coconuts falling from the skies.

You can never be too careful, Captain Captain.

Not when it comes to...

-..coconuts.

-Look out, coconut!

-WHISTLING

-Where?

THEY SHRIEK

Oh, dear. I was only teasing.

I hope they haven't run too far, it's time for our next game.

Squawk, what is it?

The second game is...

SQUAWKS

The aim of the game is to knock over all the coloured barrels.

All you have to do is use your Swashbubbles to topple those towers.

But be careful, Cook and Line will be getting in your way.

And here I am sandwiched between

my Swashbucklers in their Swashbubbles -

We have the girls and the boys and Cook is also in a Swashbubble,

wearing his coconut-protection gear and with a coconut.

This could be fun.

Line is also there, he will try to put you off

with his coconut-protection gear on. He's so scared of that coconut.

Girls, will you go first for me?

When you come back, bounce-tag into the boys

and then it's your turn. OK, my hearties, are we ready to play?

-ALL:

-Arrr-harr!

Then Swashbucklers away! BELL DINGS

Come on, girls, let's do this!

Well done, Brooke, keep going.

COOK: Help! Get me away from this coconut!

That's it, girls, take no notice of them.

Going to the blue barrel, can they bash it down?

Ha-ha! Well done, girls, we did it!

That's it, keep going.

Get this coconut away from me! I don't want it!

Agh! Coconut!

Who put coconuts in the fish?

Well done, Brooke, good girl. Keep going.

See if you can get around Cook.

You've got that coconut in there, he's a bit scared of it.

Well done.

That's it. Yes, boys, off you go.

Halfway, now, team, still three more barrels to knock down.

Which way is the coconut?

That's it, boys, you've got the green barrel down.

Now make your way over here. Get around Line.

He's very upset about that coconut.

Ignore the coconuts! Stop them!

Back to the girls, we need another bounce-tag.

We still have two barrels to knock down.

Ready? Off you go, girls! Go, go, go!

Get away from it!

That's it, girls.

Come on... Oh, no! Cook made them fall over.

Come on, girls, you're running out of time.

Up the ramp. That's it, a big push, girls.

Yes, brilliant. Now get back as quick as you can,

the boys have to get to the red barrel to knock it over.

Quick! 9, 8...

..7, 6, 5...

..4, 3, 2...

..1... BELL DINGS

Arr-harr! We're out of time. Never mind, my hearties.

Squawk, you've got the bird's-eye view, over to you.

SQUAWKS

Our team found this a tough coconut to crack.

Brooke and Millie weren't shy of the blue barrel.

Reuben and Archer knocked down green.

Brooke and Millie felled yellow.

But the last barrel didn't drop.

Sorry, Gem, but this was a lose.

Oh, never mind, my hearties, that was another tough game,

but we could still win that jewel back later,

in the Shipwreck Rummage.

Oh, Gem, you don't win a jewel -

but I do have something else you can have.

BOOING

Oh, what is this in here, then, hey?

Hang on, some coconut earmuffs?

It's so that you won't hear me shout, "I won, I won!"

LAUGHS

Maybe I'll put them on so I can't hear Captain Captain talking.

-What do you think, Swashbucklers? ALL:

-Yeaaahh!

Right, I'd better go and see if Cook and Line

have got over their ridiculous fear of coconuts.

I don't want it spoiling the last game.

Ta-daaaaa!

-Say hello to the coconut early-warning system.

-Hello.

If any coconuts come here, the alarm goes off and we can take cover.

It's cocon-utterly brilliant.

I know, so now we can just chill out and relax.

-BOTH:

-Ah!

SIREN

-BOTH:

-Agh! Coconuts!

Hang on, I can't see any coconuts.

Oh, sorry. It's just my coconut face cream.

Does wonders for the complexion.

-Coconut face cream?

-Oh...

-It is very soothing.

-Come on, let's try again. And relax.

-BOTH:

-Ah!

SIREN

Agh! Coconuts!

-Oh, sorry, boys, it's just my...

-SLURPING

..tasty coconut milkshake.

Ooh, sounds delicious.

-Coconutty.

-Hmm.

-Milky.

-Hmm.

STEEL DRUMS

-"Shakey".

-I don't know.

I still don't trust those dangerous...

-SIREN

-..coconuts! Agghhh!

Wait.

SIREN OFF

-Coconut yoghurt?

-Yep.

Mm, creamy.

Hang on a minute, Captain.

-Are you doing all this coconutty stuff on purpose?

-Oh, all right.

I know I said that coconuts were more dangerous than sharks,

but there's no need to be scared.

-They can actually be very useful.

-Do tell.

Well, you can make coconut oil, coconut bowls, doormats,

brushes, medicine, hats, shampoos, ointment,

jewellery, buttons, instruments, rugs,

sacks, ice cream, face cream, yoghurt and...

SLURPS

Coconut milkshake.

Oh, it's all out.

Wow, you're right, Captain.

Coconuts aren't scary.

They're absolutely brilliant.

Yeah. And they're delicious for all the family.

-SIREN

-Ah, ah, ah!

SPLAT

Oh, coconuts!

Moving on!

GEM LAUGHS

Swashbucklers, we still have to win back all

five of my jewels to make one of the naughty pirates walk the plank.

So to get ready for the Shipwreck Rummage,

let's do the Swashbuckle salute one more time. All marching!

Put your hand on your heart!

-Here we go! Eye patch. AUDIENCE:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat. AUDIENCE:

-Pirate hat.

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harr!

We are ready. Come on, Squawk, bring it on!

It's the...

SQUAWKS

The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels

that have been hidden around the shipwreck.

Use the map, because X marks the spot

where each of the jewels can be found.

But be careful - Cook, Line and Captain Captain

have hidden the jewels well

and they must all be in the chest before the time runs out.

Ha-ha! OK, my hearties,

let's see where those five jewels are.

On the top deck, we have the red jewel

in one of the barrels or the treasure chest.

Then on the middle deck,

we have the purple jewel in the crates of rats and mice.

And we have the blue jewel in the baskets of sea creatures and fish.

And on the lower deck, we have the green jewel in the food store.

And the white jewel is over there in the shark tank.

Brooke and Archer, you're first. What colour will you go for?

-Purple.

-We're off to the rats and mice.

But are we ready to play?

Arr-harr!

Then Swashbucklers away!

Ready or coco-not, here they come.

Brooke and Archer race to the middle deck.

Archer can't wait to get his palms on purple.

-LINE:

-They've got it!

-Yes, they've got a purple one.

-Where are you going to go next?

-White.

The shark tank, OK. Off you go, well done, brilliant.

Millie and Reuben are not scared of the sharks. They jump in for white.

See if you can find it, I don't know where it is.

Have a ball instead? Seaweed, my favourite.

-I've got it.

-That's white!

-They've got white.

-Where are you going?

-Yellow.

-Up to the second deck.

Wait for them to come back, OK?

Come on, as quick as you can, Reuben.

Archer and Brooke barrel away to the middle deck...

followed by Cook and some starfish.

Yoo-hoo, Swashbucklers! La-la-la-la!

Oh, you have to look very deep, the captain put it right at the bottom.

That was quick.

-They've got the blue one, where next?

-Green.

-The food store for the green one, go.

-That's blue.

-They just need two.

-We are halfway now, Swashbucklers.

-There's green!

-OK, they've got the green one.

The last one now is the red one in the Captain's Lookout. Off you go.

-COOK:

-Come back!

One left. Those pirates better look out in the lookout.

-Archer and Brooke are on their way.

-What do you think you're up to?

The red's in those chests somewhere.

-There!

-They've got it.

-Yes, they've got it.

-Bring it back, my hearties.

-Hurry!

Oh, Line, move the barrel out of the way!

Ha-ha, you're not going to stop us. Here we go and into the chest.

Ya-ha! Well done, Swashbucklers, that was brilliant.

Squawk, you've got the bird's-eye view, over to you.

SQUAWKS

I can't believe how tense that rummage was.

Archer raced to the rats with purple.

Millie and Reuben swam with sharks for white.

Brooke fished out blue.

And Reuben tucked into green.

Archer rolled back with red.

Those pirates were desiccated.

It's a win!

CHEERING

You did it, well done, Swashbucklers,

you've been absolutely fantastic.

Thank you so much for winning back all of my jewels.

I'd like to share them with you to hold on to for me.

-There you go, Reuben.

-Thank you.

-One for you, Brooke.

-Thank you.

-There you go, Millie.

-Thank you.

-One for you, Archer.

-Thank you.

-That's all right.

And the blue one for me. Let's hear it for my Swashbucklers!

CHEERING

So, now we have all five of my jewels, you know what that means?

One of the naughty pirates has to walk the plank.

Archer, come with me - I want to show you something over here,

because there's a new section on the wheel.

If the arrow lands here, that means it's a triple-slot drop

and they all have to go in!

-No way, that's so not fair!

-Which one will it be?

Archer, let's spin the wheel to see. Off we go.

Will it be Cook, with the white hat?

Captain Captain, with the black hat?

Or Line, with the red bandana?

Or will it be all three of the naughty pirates?

Let's see - who's it going to be?

Line!

No!

So, Line, it's time for you to walk the plank!

-ALL:

-Walk the plank!

-Walk the plank!

-I don't want to!

Walk the plank! Walk the plank!

Walk the plank!

Ohhh, ohhh!

Walk the plank! Walk the plank!

SPLAT

CHEERING

Ewww!

Ah, lovely, look at Line covered in slop.

We love it and we'll see you again very soon for more Swashbuckle!

CHEERING

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, go-go-go... #

Swashbuckle cheer! SQUAWKS

Arr-harr!