Sharks! Swashbuckle

# A band of naughty pirates Took some jewels from me

# I hid on board their pirate ship And sailed off out to sea

# But they weren't watching where they went

# And shipwrecked on the sand

# I want to win my treasure back Will you give me a hand?

-ALL:

-# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Will you help me win my treasure back?

-Yeah!

-Shall we make the pirates walk the plank?

-Yeah!

Well, let's hear you then, me hearties!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

Yeah!

-Yeah!

-Ha-ha!

Ahoy there, me hearties,

and welcome aboard the Scarlet Squid for Swashbuckle.

Arrr-harrr!

I'm Gem and it's great to have you all aboard

-but are you ready for a rip-roaring pirate adventure?

-Arrr-harrr!

Great! And will you help me

-win back all of my jewels from those naughty pirates?

-Arrr-harrr!

Where is that Captain Captain, everyone?

-Have you seen her anywhere?

-Boo!

I don't care if you all boo me, I've got my own friends.

Who's a cute little sharky-warky?

Uh, Captain, who are you talking to?

Well, now that I'm officially captain of the Scarlet Squid,

I decided to add my own shark tank so that my pet sharks,

Ethel and Gertrude, can keep an eye on you lot.

They're very cute and cuddly, aren't you?

Yes, you are. Oh, yes, you are.

That's not exactly how I'd describe them.

Well, I suppose that their teeth could do with

a little bit of the clean. Cook, Line!

-BOTH:

-Yes, Captain Chief Admiral Pirate Tremendous

And Incredibly Nasty - the Third.

I told you, call me Captain Captain for short.

Yes, Captain Captain for short.

Right, I want you to clean my sharks' teeth.

I want them to be strong and shiny.

I don't know, Captain, they're a bit scary.

Yeah, Ethel was well looking at me funny.

Don't be silly.

Sharks aren't scary, they're just a little bit misunderstood.

They're actually very cute and cuddly.

A little bit like me.

Now do as I say!

Psst, Cook, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Run away without doing it?

Well, those sharks' teeth won't be shiny, but my jewels definitely are,

so it's time to start winning them back.

Squawk, let's meet today's Swashbucklers.

Playing today, we've got Hannah.

Hannah is five and wants to be a builder when she grows up.

Her Swashbuckle name is First Mate Hannah.

Make way for Harry.

Harry is six and he wants to be a jungle explorer.

His Swashbuckle name is Red Lionheart Harry.

Next on the slide, it's Nathaniel.

Nathaniel is five and he has a pet turtle called Alfie.

His Swashbuckle name is Telescope Nathaniel.

Meet Mia.

Mia is six and she loves Yorkshire pudding.

Let's hope she'll be PUDDING those pirates in their place today!

Her Swashbuckle name is Peg-Arm Mia.

Hey, welcome aboard to my newest team of swashbucklers here to

help me win back my jewels from Captain Captain and Cook and Line.

But I need to make sure that you are all ready for the challenge,

so let's do the Swashbuckle Salute.

Let me see you all marching.

Put your hand on your heart.

-Here we go! Eye patch. AUDIENCE:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat. AUDIENCE:

-Pirate hat.

-Swashbuckle cheer... AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harr!

Yes, I think we're ready, so, Squawk, what do we have to do?

You daring Swashbucklers need to work as a team

as you take part in different pirate games.

Every time you win a game,

Captain Captain will give you a jewel for your treasure chest.

Win all five jewels and one of the naughty pirates

will walk the plank into the ship's mess.

And this is our treasure chest.

So, when you win back all of my jewels,

we'll pop them in here to keep them very, very safe.

You'll never get your hands on my shiny jewels.

My pirates, and my sharks, will take care of that.

We're not scared of you or your sharks, are we, Swashbucklers?

-No!

-No, so bring it on. Squawk, what's the first game?

Our first game is Potty Portholes.

Squawk! The aim of the game is to knock down all the portholes.

All you have to do is collect the soft green cannonballs,

load them into the cannons and fire.

But look out because Cook and Line will try to put you off.

Here is one of the squishy balls you have to collect from over there.

The baskets of seaweed have them hiding underneath.

Bring them back here, fire them there

and make sure you knock down one of the portholes.

But look out, there are two pesky pirates who will try to

put you off. They are being very, very silly today.

Mia and Nathaniel, you're going to be firing the cannons for me,

so, Hannah and Harry, go and collect the balls.

I'm going to pop that one in there to start you off.

You have as long as it takes for the octopus to reach out

across the screen and close the treasure chest to play the game.

Are we ready to play?

Arrr-harrr!

Then Swashbucklers away!

Go and collect some balls! That's it, well done, Hannah.

Good work, Harry.

So, two first shots. We haven't got any down.

Yes, well done, Nathaniel! Very good!

Oh, they've got it!

And another one down! Brilliant, well done, Mia.

Oh, and another one down! Well done, Nathaniel.

Got three down already.

Well done.

Over here!

Oh, yes, another one down!

Throw some beach balls, Line!

Get some more balls, Harry!

Hey, Line, stop throwing the beach balls at us!

Yes, another one down! Well done, Nathaniel.

Oh, that was a close one.

It bashed it but it didn't fall down, Nathaniel.

Good try.

Come on girls, that's it, line it up.

We're halfway through now, Swashbucklers.

Uh-oh, here comes Cook, dragging a heavy anchor.

Well done, Nathaniel!

Three left.

One minute left.

Yes, another one down!

There you go, Nathaniel, go again.

Oh, that was a close one. Two more to go.

Come on, you're doing really well.

Two more to get. Yes!

One more to go...

Line, do your dancing over here, it's so lovely!

Come and dance with me over here!

It's so nice. Oh, he's going back over there.

Come on!

Line it up, girls. Oh, we nearly got the seahorse up there!

Oh, no, try again.

That's it, Harry, go collect another ball.

-Oh, hang on a second...

-The rubber ring's got a hole in it!

Get out of it!

Yes!

Even with a pink rubber ring in the way,

Nathaniel still managed to get down the last porthole. Brilliant!

Squawk, you got the bird's-eye view, over to you.

Our swashbucklers were right on target.

Nathaniel hit the first, Mia the second,

Hannah did a jig for joy and Harry kept the cannonballs coming.

Our team danced rings around the pirates.

It's a win.

Yes, you did it!

Well done, me hearties, you have won back our first jewel.

So, Captain Captain, you know the rule...

Send down a jewel!

It's only one jewel.

I've still got plenty more shiny ones up here.

Yeah! Ha-ha!

Oh, look, it's the red jewel.

There you go, Mia, into the chest, please. In the middle.

Brilliant, and a big cheer.

Yeah!

Only four more of those shiny, sparkly jewels and then

one of the naughty pirates will have to walk the plank

into the stinky ship's mess.

Eugh!

Eugh!

Cook, I don't want to clean the sharks' teeth. They're scary.

-I know. Let's just shove this stuff in the ship's mess.

-OK.

-Ahoy!

-Oh, ahoy!

How did you to get on with my ickle-wickle, cutesy sharks,

Ethel and Gertrude?

Are their teeth super strong and shiny?

Um, yeah, about that...

Yeah, we were totally, definitely going to do it, but...

-But we lost the toothbrush.

-Yeah, and the toothpaste.

-Tragic.

-Really?

What's that behind your backs?

What, oh, this old thing? How did that get there?

BOING!

-Found it!

-I've told you, sharks aren't scary.

So no more excuses - get those sharks' teeth shiny!

Yes, Captain Captain.

While Cook and Line are busy with those sharks,

it's time we got busy playing another game. Squawk, what's next?

The second game is Wacky Whirlpool.

The aim of the game is to fill all six holes in the whirlpool.

All you have to do is collect the cannonballs and roll them

down the ramp and past the fish.

But be careful - the whirlpool will be spinning

and Cook and Line will be trying to stop you.

And here is one of the soft cannon balls you have to collect

from the crates way over there.

Bring them back to the ramp and roll them down into the holes.

But do look out for the pesky pirates,

they will try to put you off.

Cook is chillaxing over there on a treasure chest, that's good,

and Line, where is Line? Oh, he's climbing the rock and...

Aww, he's a little merman.

Hannah, can I give you this one here to start you off?

OK, Swashbucklers, are we ready to play?

Arrr-harrr!

Then Swashbucklers away! Off we go.

-Oh, look at that!

-Hannah's got one in already!

Do something!

And another one's in! Brilliant!

Ha-ha, you weren't looking, we got another one in!

Good start, Swashbucklers, this is brilliant. Two in already.

Four more to go and plenty of time.

That's it, will it go in?

Oh, no!

Yes!

You kicked that one in, Line!

Thank you very much.

I've captured this cannonball too.

That's three in, three more to get.

Oh, let's see how we get them in there.

Go and collect another one, Nathaniel. Good try, well done.

That's it, Harry, wait for the holes to come round.

Yes, well done, you got one in! Brilliant, Hannah.

Two more to go.

Cook, stop flinging fish at me, you cheeky...

Only one to get, only one!

I didn't even see that one go in, that was so speedy!

Hey, Line, watch it now.

He's protecting the one hole that we want to fill, so you watch him.

Oh, Line!

Oh, that was a good one.

Oh, no, good try, me hearties.

Come on, one more to go. That's it, line it up.

Oh, that was a close one.

Are you having a lovely time there, Line?

Come on, we still need to get the last one in!

Oh, no! Let's try again.

That's it, is it going to go in?

Is it going to go in? No!

I can't watch.

Nine, eight, seven,

six, five, four,

three, two, one...

BELL RINGS Yes!

It went in!

It went in, but did it go in before Captain Captain rang the bell?

Squawk, you had the bird's-eye view, over to you.

Our Swashbucklers pooled their powers.

Hannah sunk the first, Mia made it two,

Line's fancy footwork helped in number three.

Captain Captain was looking worried

but the last ball fell clearly after the bell.

So close, Gem, but sorry, it's a lose.

Oh, no! Squawk, really?

Oh, never mind, Swashbucklers. You did try really hard

but that didn't count. But it doesn't matter

cos you could still win the jewel back a little bit later.

Poor Gemmy-Wemmy didn't win a jewely-wely.

Here, you can have this instead.

Boo!

Hang on a minute, what's this?

Eww!

Some seaweed-flavoured toothpaste?

-Eugh!

-Eugh!

Yes, I thought it might help get rid of the bitter taste of defeat.

Actually, I wonder if Cook and Line have finished

cleaning my sharks' teeth yet?

They better had or there's going to be big trouble.

Maybe cleaning sharks' teeth isn't as hard as we thought.

I'm not going to lie, I'm having a lovely time.

Why on earth are you dressed in those ridiculous costumes?

It's a disguise.

Since we were scared of the sharks, we thought if we disguised ourselves

as sharks they might be nice to us when we clean their teeth.

For the last time, sharks aren't scary.

# You think that sharks are bad and mean

# And they can't do any good

# But I'm telling you now, boys

# Sharks are totally misunderstood

# Sharks, sharks

# They're so cute and lovely

# Sharks, sharks

# They're not mean at all

# Sharks, sharks

# Sing it loud with me

# You should all love sharks

# Do the shark snap

# Do the shark snap

# Sharks, sharks

# They're so cute and lovely

# Sharks, sharks

# They're not mean at all

# Sharks, sharks

# Sing it loud with me

# You should all love sharks

# Do the shark snap

# I mean, there's no need to be scared

# You won't find a shark in your bath

# Are you sure?

# Or in a swimming pool

# Oh, I don't know about that

# You'll never find a shark in a puddle

# No Or hiding down the loo

# No!

# Sharks, sharks

# They're so cute and lovely

# Sharks, sharks

# They're not mean at all

# Sharks, sharks

# Sing it loud with me

# Oooh, we all love sharks

# Sharks, sharks They're so cute and lovely

# Sharks, sharks They're not mean at all

# Sharks, sharks Sing it loud with me

# Oooh-oooh-oooh

# We all love sharks. #

Smile!

OK, me hearties, you still need to win back four of my jewels to

make sure one of the naughty pirates walks the plank.

To get us ready for the Shipwreck Rummage,

let's do the Swashbuckle Salute one more time.

Let me see you all marching.

Put your hand on your heart.

-Here we go! Eye patch. AUDIENCE:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat. AUDIENCE:

-Pirate hat.

Swashbuckle cheer...

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harr!

Yes, we are ready. Come on, Squawk, bring it on.

It's the Shipwreck Rummage.

The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels

that have been hidden around the shipwreck.

Use the map,

because X marks the spot where each of the jewels can be found.

But be careful - Cook, Line and Captain Captain

have hidden the jewels well and they must all be in the chest

before the time runs out.

All right, Swashbucklers, you have to find four more of my jewels.

Let me show you where they're hiding.

The blue jewel is up on the top deck

in one of Captain Captain's treasure chests.

Then on the middle deck,

the green jewel is in one of the crates of rats and mice.

And down on the lower deck, the white jewel is in the food store.

And the purple jewel is over there by Captain Captain's new sharks,

Ethel and Gertrude, over in the shark tank.

Hannah, Harry, you're going first. Which colour will you go for?

-The blue one.

-OK, we're going right to the top deck.

Are we ready to play?

-Arrr-harrr!

-Then Swashbucklers away!

Go, go, go!

Harry and Hannah hurry up high to look for the blue

in Captain Captain's treasure chests.

Race up that ramp!

What do you think you're doing up here?

There's nothing up here at all, nothing at all!

Nothing to see in there, nothing to see in there.

-Nonsense, Captain!

-They've got it, they've got it!

They've got the blue, so where are you going to go next?

-That one.

-The white one, OK. Go to the food store next.

Come on, Harry, down you come.

And off you go!

Here, have a fish, have a fish!

Oh, Nathaniel was fast in the food store.

-They've got the white one so where are you going next?

-Green!

You're going for the rats and mice. Come on, Nathaniel, come on, Mia!

That's it, quick as you can. Quick, quick! Well done.

Hannah and Harry head for the middle deck.

Cheer them on, everybody!

Hannah takes the scenic route, ha-ha!

Come on!

Two jewels to find.

Can they find the green in the rats and mice?

Yes, they can!

They've got it, so now you have to go to the new shark tank.

Beware of Ethel and Gertrude and find that purple. Come on, guys!

And off you go! Go, go, go!

Whoa, whoa, wrong way! This is for the last jewel.

Oh, well done.

Whee! Great diving!

Can Captain Captain's new sharks stop them finding the purple?

Quick, quick!

Quick as you can!

Got it!

Quick!

Nine, eight, seven,

six, five, four,

three, two, one...

BELL RINGS Oh!

We had it! But we didn't get it into the chest in time.

Squawk, you've got the bird's-eye view, over to you.

Our Swashbucklers battled bravely.

Hannah and Harry did their best in the chest, bagging blue.

Nathaniel was hungry for white in the food store.

Hannah hunted in the rats and mice to grab green.

Nathaniel and Mia showed no fear,

diving in the sharks to pick up purple,

but time ran out before they ran home.

Sorry, Gem, it was a lose.

Oh! Never mind, Swashbucklers, we did try really, really hard

but we couldn't get the purple jewel into the chest in time,

so none of the naughty pirates have to walk the plank today.

But have you had lots of fun on Swashbuckle?

-Yeah!

-Brilliant!

Let's have a massive cheer for my fantastic Swashbucklers.

Yeah!

Psst, psst, Gem, Gem...

-I want to tell you something.

-Yeah?

We won, we won, ha-ha-ha!

And to celebrate, I've made you a special winner's cake.

Ta-da!

Oh, yummy, yummy, yummy!

-Oh, hold on, Captain, I have to add the finishing touches.

-OK, then.

Seaweed icing. Oh, lovely.

Perfect. And all for you.

Ugh! Yuckity, yuckity, yuckity, yuck!

-Come on, Captain, eat up!

-Do you want more icing?

Eurgh, that cake looks as yucky as the smelly ship's mess,

and hopefully one of the pirates will be in there next time.

We'll see you soon for more Swashbuckle.

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, go, go, go. #

-Swashbuckle cheer!

-Arrr-harrr!