Seaweed Super Soup Swashbuckle

# A band of naughty pirates Took some jewels from me

# I hid on board their pirate ship And sailed off out to sea

# But they weren't watching where they went

# And shipwrecked on the sand

# I want to win my treasure back Will you give me a hand?

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go... #

Will you help me win my treasure back?

-Yeah!

-Shall we make the pirates walk the plank?

-Yeah!

Well, let's hear you, then, me hearties!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

CHEERING

Ahoy there, me hearties and welcome to Swashbuckle!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

I'm Gem and it's great to have you

all aboard. Now, are you ready for a rip-roaring pirate adventure?

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

And, are you ready to win back all of my jewels from those

-naughty pirates? AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

Great! Now, where is that naughty Captain Captain?

Have you seen her anywhere?

AUDIENCE BOOS

Oh, stop that booing! It's very annoying.

Especially when I'm hungry.

My crew are supposed to bring me my pre-game feast!

WHISTLE BLOWS

Cook! Line! Food!

Here you are, Captain Captain!

An extra large bowl of my seaweed porridge for your pre-game feast.

Yeah, and some seaweed sprinkles just for you!

-AUDIENCE:

-EW!

Eurgh! Seaweed porridge is yuckety-yuckety-yuckety-yuck!

-Is that good?

-No!

It's yuckety-yuckety-yuckety-yuck!

-I think she likes it.

-Yeah.

Cook, go and make me something else, something delicious.

-Yes, and that's an order!

-Wait! I say that bit.

-Yes, and that's an order!

-Oh, that was very good. Have some sprinkles.

Oh, they're going to need more than that disgusting seaweed porridge to

stop me and my Swashbucklers winning back all my jewels today,

so I think it's time I ordered up a fresh batch of Swashbucklers.

-Squawk, let's meet today's crew.

-Playing today, it's Charlie!

Charlie is six and he loves dogs, especially Labradors.

His Swashbuckle name is Castaway Charlie.

Look out! It's Jasper.

Jasper is six and knows all his times tables.

His Swashbuckle name is Lion Heart Jasper.

Say hi to Amelie!

Amelie is six and she can do karate.

Her Swashbuckle name is Bootstrap Amelie.

Completing the crew, it's Dalton!

Dalton is six and wants to be a zookeeper.

Well, Cook and Line ARE a pair of cheeky monkeys.

His Swashbuckle name is Dynamite Dalton.

Yes! Welcome aboard to my newest team of Swashbucklers

here to help me get back all of my jewels from those very

naughty pirates. Are you up for the challenge, though?

I need to see by doing the Swashbuckle salute.

So let me see all you marching! Put your hand on your hearts!

-Here we go! Eye patch. AUDIENCE:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat. AUDIENCE:

-Pirate hat.

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harr!

Oh, I think we're ready.

Squawk, what do we have to do today?

You daring Swashbucklers need to work as a team as you take

part in different pirate games.

Every time you win a game,

Captain Captain will give you a jewel for your treasure chest.

Win all five jewels

and one of the naughty pirates will walk the plank into the ship's mess.

And here is our treasure chest.

So, when you win back my five jewels from Captain Captain,

we'll keep them in here to keep them very safe from those pesky pirates.

In your dreams, Gem. You'll never win any jewels.

-Even without my pre-game feast, I'm feeling strong and ready to win.

-Ha!

Well, that's what you think, Captain Captain

because we're feeling strong too, aren't we, Swashbucklers?

SWASHBUCKLERS CHEER

And we're even more ready to win, so, Squawk, what's the first game?

The first game is...

The aim of the game is to get six coconuts into the barrel.

All you have to do is use your raft to collect the coconuts

and then bull's-eye them into the barrel. But, be careful!

Cook and Line will be naughty and try to stop you.

And here is the barrel where you have to collect six soft

coconuts from the other side of the lagoon underneath the palm tree.

But, uh-oh! Look who's on the raft!

Cook and Line will try to put you off,

so watch out for those pesky pirates.

You have as long as it takes for the octopus to reach

out across the screen and close the treasure chest to play the game.

-Amelie and Dalton, are you ready?

-Yes.

-Are we ready to play?

-ALL:

-Arrr-harrr!

Then Swashbucklers away! Come on! Here we go!

BELL DINGS

That's it, come on. Work together. Pull yourselves across.

Watch out for the beach balls. Well done.

And they're across. They've swept up two of the coconuts each.

-Brilliant. Keep pulling on the rope.

-Oh, they're very fast!

Swap over with Charlie and Jasper. Well done.

Let me take the rope for you, Dalton. Big throw.

Oh, that was a very big throw. Not quite! Try again.

-Oh, nearly, good try.

-Missed again!

OK, take your time, ready, Amelie.

Oh, nearly, and again!

Oh, no, we missed!

Oh, well done, Amelie! Keep pulling, keep pulling!

Collect the coconuts and swap over. We are halfway now, Swashbucklers.

OK, Jasper, let me take that one for you. Up you go. Big throw.

Oh, it fell back! Try again, try again!

Yes, well done! Let's do that again!

Come on, team! Oh, we did it!

As fast as you can!

Good luck, Charlie. Oh!

COOK AND LINE SING

Come on! Oh, no!

Oh, we lost that one, never mind. Come on, Amelie!

Collect the coconuts, you've got 30 seconds left.

OK, swap over as quick as you can. Good boy.

Oh, let's try again, you've got another try.

-Oh! Amelie, your turn. We're running out of time.

-Oh, that was close.

Try again.

Oh, never mind! Come on!

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two...

BELL RINGS

Oh, time is up. Good effort, Swashbucklers.

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view, over to you.

Our Swashbucklers found this a tough nut to crack.

Amelie and Dalton raced on the raft

but couldn't quite get those coconuts in the barrel.

Things started to look up when Jasper quickly shot two hoops,

but with time running out, the team still needed another four.

Sorry, Gem, this was a lose.

Awww! Never mind, Swashbucklers!

Those pirates made it very tricky for you today.

But, don't worry because we could still win that jewel back

-a little bit later.

-Such a shame, Gem. I get to keep the jewel.

Look at that. Feast your eyes on that.

Don't worry, Captain Captain.

We'll win it back later and then we'll serve you up a huge

helping of stinky slop in the smelly ship's mess.

-Eurgh! AUDIENCE:

-Ew!

One last dollop of seaweed and we're ready!

Grub's up!

CAPTAIN CAPTAIN SNIFFS

What is that marvellous smell?

It's my new seaweed super soup, Captain!

Go on, Captain. Try it. Try it, try it, try it, try it! TRY IT!

Cold soup?!

Well, it can't be any worse than your cold seaweed porridge.

CAPTAIN CAPTAIN SLURPS

Actually, that tastes amazing.

It's so good.

-We could sell it and make a fortune.

-Great idea!

It's my own secret recipe.

LINE AND CAPTAIN CAPTAIN GASP

It's basically just seaweed. Shh!

-Soup out, Line, and give me some more seaweed super soup.

-OK-doke.

Hey! Hey!

-That's slop. Did you just throw out the soup?

-Maybe...

Make me some more!

NOW!

Well, I think it would be soup-er

if those pirates ended up in the ship's mess with their soup! Ha-ha!

Come on, Squawk!

We need to play another game to try and win back one of my jewels.

-What's next, please?

-The second game is...

The aim of the game is to pick all of the fruit that matches

the fruity recipe.

All you have to do is climb the tangle tree,

pick the right fruit and throw it in the giant fruit bowl. But, look out.

Those pesky pirates will try to set the fruit loose.

And here is the recipe for our fruit salad.

We are looking for a watermelon and a pineapple,

a banana and a strawberry, and an orange and a lemon,

and all the pieces of fruit are up the fruit tree where Line is

driving a kiwi and a banana.

GEM LAUGHS So, look out for him.

He will try to put you off, and Cook is also lurking about somewhere....

Oh, lovely fruit hat you're wearing there, Cook.

So, watch out for him as well.

-So, Charlie and Jasper, will you go first for me?

-Yeah.

-Brilliant.

All right, then, me hearties, are we ready to play?

SWASHBUCKLERS CHEER

Then, Swashbucklers away!

Let's bring down the fruit. Here we go.

That's it, boys, climb up the tree.

Throw some blackcurrants, Line!

Oh, they've got loads coming down now, that's not helpful.

That's it, give it a big pull, Charlie!

That's it, brilliant, bring it down!

The pineapple and the watermelon are coming down. Off you go.

Dalton, are you ready?

Dalton, you need to go and get the banana for me.

Apples in the fruit bowl and the watermelon is... Oh! Go try again.

An orange or a lemon. Well done! Brilliant!

OK, the strawberry is in and the watermelon is still having

-a bit of trouble.

-Dish out some fruit, Cook!

OK! well done! Um...

That's it, come on, big throw! Oh, try again!

We've got the banana back, brilliant! Yes, brilliant!

We've got the orange and the lemon still to come down. 30 seconds left!

The orange is coming. That's it. Amelie can't get the pineapple in.

Pop it in. Quickly as you can. That's it. Brilliant.

Dalton did.

Here we go. Looking for the lemon! Can you find it? Nine, eight...

-They're not going to do it!

-Hurry, hurry, hurry!

Five, four, three, two,...

BELL DINGS

Oh, we're out of time. Come on back, Swashbucklers. Well done.

Stop dancing around with your seaweed there, Cook.

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view, over to you.

The fruit was flying in this game, Gem.

Amelie struck home with the strawberry

and Dalton bowled the banana.

While crafty cook poked out the pineapple,

Jasper tried again and again with the watermelon,

but sadly they were too late with the lemon.

Sorry, Gem. This was a lose.

Oh, that was a close one!

But don't worry, me hearties, we can still win that jewel back

-a little bit later in the Shipwreck Rummage, all right?

-Oh, Gem.

No jewel for you. But I do have something else you can have.

BOOING

Ew, what is this? Hang on.

It's some of Cook's yucky seaweed porridge!

CAPTAIN CAPTAIN LAUGHS

Extra cold and lumpy now! Just how you like it. Eat up, Gem!

You're going to need all the energy if you want to win back any jewels.

Whoa, no, it's all right, Captain Captain.

We can win back all of those jewels without the help of this

disgusting porridge.

You're right. It is disgusting.

Not like Cook's delicious seaweed super soup. And, look!

I've got lots of orders from other pirates wanting to buy it.

We're going to be rich!

-The new batch of soup is almost ready, Line.

-Oh, let's have a sniff.

-Smells delicious.

-Good news, boys.

I've spoken to my pirate friends...

-Do you have any friends?

-Yes!

..and I've told them how yummy Cook's seaweed super soup is.

And now we've got orders from all over the high seas.

-We're going to be rich.

-Oh, well, it's nearly ready, Captain!

-Just a few more finishing touches.

-I know you two won't let me down.

As if.

THEY LAUGH

Right, one more super important ingredient. Line, fetch the seaweed.

-OK-doke. Oh, yeah, we've totally run out.

-What?!

-We can't make seaweed super soup without seaweed!

-I know!

There's literally no seaweed anywhere on the island.

-What are the chances?

-Don't worry, I've had an idea.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You're putting slop in the soup?!

-Of course. It's organic.

-Oh, well, that's all right, then.

-I just need to add a few fish bones so it tastes less...sloppy.

-Um...

-Should cold soup be bubbling like that?

-Um...

Yeah, yeah, I'm sure it's...fine.

-Right, boys, where's my seaweed super soup?

-There is it, Captain.

My finest seaweed super slop. I mean soup!

This new batch looks extra tasty.

I can't wait to try it.

Maybe adding slop wasn't such a good idea.

How's your super soup, Captain?

Soup-er.

I've had better.

LAUGHTER

All right, Swashbucklers.

We still need to find all five of my jewels now in the Shipwreck Rummage.

So, let's get ready for it by doing the Swashbuckle Salute one

more time. Let me see you marching!

Put your hand on your hearts!

-Here we go! Eye patch. AUDIENCE:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat. AUDIENCE:

-Pirate hat.

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harr!

Well done, me hearties, we are ready.

The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels that

that have been hidden around the shipwreck.

Use the map because X marks the spot where

each of the jewels can be found.

But, be careful, Cook, Line and Captain Captain have hidden

the jewels well and they must all be

in the chest before the time runs out.

Come on! Right, then, Swashbucklers.

We've got to find all five of my jewels.

Let me show you where they're hiding on the map.

Up on the top deck,

we have the purple jewel in one of the bird's nests.

Then, on the middle deck, the blue jewel is in the pool of pearls.

And the green jewel is over in the laundry.

And, on the lower deck, the white jewel is in the food store.

And, the red jewel is in the shark tank.

So, Amelie and Charlie, you're going first for me.

Which colour will you go for? BOTH: Blue.

To the pool of pearls! OK. So, wait a second! Are we ready to play?

-ALL:

-ARR-HARRR!

Then, Swashbucklers away!

They're off, Amelie and Charlie race to the pool of pearls where

Cook is waiting with the blue.

COOK LAUGHS

They'll never find it on my head!

-It's fallen off!

-They're digging around. Got it!

They've got the blue jewel, where are you going next?

Where are you going? Wait for them to come back.

Come on, as quick as you can!

Come on, Charlie, come down with the jewels. Off you go!

You've lost your shoe. Don't worry, we'll find it.

LINE SCREAMS

-Dalton and Jasper chase Line into the shark tank.

-Well done!

Still four to get.

I think I saw the... Oh, where is it?

Come back here!

You've got that one over there in the shark tank,

so where are you going next?

You're going to the laundry? Wait for them, hang on!

And we're after the green one. Well done. Go! Well done.

Let's get the red one in the middle. Good work, Dalton.

Two down, three to go as Charlie and Amelie climb to the laundry.

Cook's waving that washing, but they've got the green!

They've got the green one, so, boys, where are you going next? White!

Wait for them to come down the slide and then you can go. And off you go!

Come on, let's do this! Brilliant!

Jasper and Dalton reach the food store!

Brilliant!

-There it is!

-Well done!

-Get the last one, it's at the top, OK?

Of you go, go, go!

This is the last jewel! Amelie and Charlie have a long way to go!

All the way to the bird's nest on the top deck.

Come on, we've got 30 seconds left!

CAPTAIN CAPTAIN SHOUTS

They've got it! Come on! They've got it! Come on down! Well done.

-Come on, Charlie, come on, Amelie. 15 seconds.

-They race to the line!

Ten, nine...

THEY CHEER

Brilliant! Well done, Swashbucklers! We've done it.

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view, over to you.

Five jewels to collect but the Swashbucklers worked quickly.

Charlie chased down the blue, Dalton dived in for the red.

Charlie charged home with the green.

Jasper jumped straight on the white,

and our team took home the purple at top speed.

A riveting Rummage, Gem. It's a win!

CHEERING

Yes! Swashbucklers, you did it!

That was brilliant, well done, me hearties.

So, now I can share out my treasure with you.

So, there you go, Charlie. There's one for you, Dalton.

-Thank you.

-You're welcome. There you go, Amelie.

-Thank you.

-There's one for you, Jasper.

-Thanks.

And the blue one of course for me.

Let's hear it for my Swashbucklers!

CHEERING

And, now, look, we've got all five of the jewels,

so, you know what that means!

One of the naughty pirates has to walk the plank.

But, which one will it be?

Well, Jasper, come over here with me,

because there is a new bit over here on the wheel which means

if it lands over there, it's a triple slop drop,

and all three go in!

THEY SCREAM

Who will it be today?

Let's spin the wheel to see! Off we go!

OK, will it be Cook with the white hat or Captain Captain with

the black hat?

Will it be Line with the red bandana or will it be all three

naughty pirates for the triple slop drop?

It's going to be LINE!

CHEERING

Ha-ha! So, Line, it's time for you to...

-ALL:

-Walk the plank!

THEY CHANT

LINE MOANS

LINE SCREAMS

-ALL:

-Ew!

-GEM LAUGHING

What a super way to end today's games.

We'll see you next time for more Swashbuckle!

CHEERING

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, go, go, go. #

-Swashbuckle cheer! AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!