Mini Cook and Line Swashbuckle

# A band of naughty pirates Took some jewels from me

# I hid on board their pirate ship And sailed off out to sea

# But they weren't watching where they went

# And shipwrecked on the sand

# I want to win my treasure back Will you give me a hand?

-ALL:

-# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Will you help me win my treasure back?

-Yeah!

-Shall we make the pirates walk the plank?

-Yeah!

Well, let's hear you then, me hearties!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

Yeah, whoo!

Ahoy there, me hearties, and welcome to Swashbuckle!

Arrr-harrr!

I'm Gem and it's great to have you all aboard the Scarlet Squid.

-Are we all ready for a rip-roaring pirate adventure?

-Yeah!

Great, and will you help me

-bring back my treasure from those very naughty pirates?

-Yeah!

Oh, yes, great! So have you seen Captain Captain anywhere?

Boooo!

Stop booing me, it's very annoying.

Look at this place. What a mess!

BLOWS WHISTLE

Cook, Line? Where are those naughty pirates?

There!

You can't hide from me!

Come here and clean up this mess!

-Why do we always have to do the cleaning?

-Because you're my crew.

So clean it up, now!

Don't worry, Line, I've got a plan.

Waaaargh!

-Was your plan to pick up a really big net and fall over?

-No.

Better than that.

I'm going to catch us a new crew

so that we don't have to do all the work any more!

Erm... You'll do.

Come with us! We need to get you into your pirate uniforms.

Looks like Cook and Line have netted some Swashbucklers to help them.

So I think it's time I got a crew to help me.

Let's meet today's Swashbucklers!

Playing today, we've got Mohammed!

Mohammed is seven and he wants to be a pilot.

His Swashbuckle name is Shipmate Mohammed!

Now say hello to Hashim!

Hashim is seven and says he can dodge those pirates every time.

His Swashbuckle name is Hook Hashim!

Introducing Arissa!

Arissa is seven and has a unicorn called Sparkle.

Her Swashbuckle name is Captain Arissa!

Ahoy there, Khadija!

Khadija is seven and her treasure would be jewellery.

Let's hope she can help Gem get her jewels back!

Her Swashbuckle name is Boatswain Khadija!

Yeah! Welcome aboard to my newest team of fantastic Swashbucklers,

and you're going to help me win back my jewels from the naughty pirates?

Thank you very much.

I need to make sure you're ready by doing the Swashbuckle Salute.

So let me see you all marching.

Put your hand on your heart.

Here we go!

-Eye patch. AUDIENCE:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat. AUDIENCE:

-Pirate hat.

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harr!

Arrr-harr! I think we're all ready.

So Squawk, what do we have to do today?

You daring Swashbucklers need to work as a team

as you take part in different pirate games.

Every time you win a game,

Captain Captain will give you a jewel for your treasure chest.

Win all five jewels

and one of the naughty pirates will walk the plank into the ship's mess!

CHEERING

This is the treasure chest where we'll keep all of the jewels safe

when you win them back from cheeky Captain Captain.

This jewel is mine, Gem, and you'll never capture it.

-Never, never, never, never, never, never.

-Well, we'll...

Excuse me, I haven't finished yet.

# Never! #

-Now it's your turn.

-Whoo, well!

We'll soon have those jewels, and never say never, Captain Captain.

So, Squawk, what is the first game?

The first game is Stepping Stones.

The aim of the game is to build the statue of a giant rat.

All you have to do is cross the rock pool to collect

the pieces from the other side.

But be careful - Cook and Line will be trying to block your path.

CHEERING

Here's the picture of the rat that you need to build.

There are six pieces altogether,

the other side of the stepping stones, over in those crates.

But look out - Line is getting ready to fling some fish. And Cook...

Oh! Oh, he was hiding there underneath all those blue balls!

Look out for those pesky pirates.

Remember, if you fall in, go back to the side you were coming from, OK?

You have as long as it takes for the octopus to reach across the screen

and close the chest to play.

-So Hashim and Arissa, will you go first for me?

-Yeah.

-Brilliant.

Are we ready to play?

Arrr-harr!

Then Swashbucklers away! Come on.

Oh, there was a fish right on Arissa's head then, Line!

Hee-hee-hee!

Hashim's in. Come back to this side.

-Back you go!

-Come on, Hashim, all the way back.

Well done. And back you go again.

Oh, well done. Off you go, Mohammed.

You can go next. Well done, Arissa!

Not again! Hashim, come on back again.

Keep going!

Look, he's fallen over!

Come on, Hashim, you can do this.

Take your time, Hashim.

Oh, not again!

Empty the crate, Cook!

Oh, Cook! You're not going to put off Mohammed!

Oh, Hashim!

Oh, he's in again!

Don't make Mohammed wobble, he's doing really well!

-Whee!

-We're halfway there.

Four pieces left to get!

Well done, OK.

Khadija, off you go, well done!

That's it!

We need to go much quicker, Swashbucklers,

you've only got two pieces over there. That's it.

Nearly there. Easy does it. Uh-oh...

Wait for Khadija to go.

That's it, go the other route, good girl.

Hashim is across, well done!

Come on, Khadija, doing really well.

OK, Arissa, off you go, darling.

Good girl. Let's get these pieces into place.

That's four! Brilliant!

We're getting this built well. Not much time left.

Ten, nine, eight,

seven, six, five...

Come on, Mohammed!

Three, two, one!

Yeah, we're out of time.

Good effort, Swashbucklers.

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view, over to you.

Arissa was quick across the rock pool with the first piece.

Hashim and Khadija had to watch their steps.

But Mohammed needed that rat's head to complete the puzzle.

So, sorry, Gem, it was a lose!

Oh, Swashbucklers!

Don't worry, those stepping stones were very wobbly, weren't they?

But we can still win that jewel back later.

I told you you'd never win it back,

which is why you should always listen to me

because...I'm the best.

Boooo!

I wouldn't be so sure about that, Captain Captain.

There's still plenty of time for us to win my jewels

so one of you naughty pirates will take a long walk

off a short plank into the very smelly ship's mess!

Ewwww!

Ah, nothing like a good old chillax.

What are you two doing? You're supposed to be slopping out.

Don't you worry, Captain. We've got someone else to do that for us now.

Mini-Cook, Mini-Line!

-What's this?

-It's Mini-Cook and Line.

They're going to do all our jobs for us from now on.

He's like me but mini. Mini-Line!

All right, then, let's see them slop out.

Go on, slop out.

Not the whole bucket!

These two are as hopeless as you two.

I know - brilliant, isn't it?

Go inside and clean my cabin!

-ALL: Yes, Captain Captain!

-Come on, you little scamp.

Two Cooks, two Lines? I can't think of anything worse.

I can! A bath in the smelly ship's mess,

which is what one of those naughty pirates could be having very soon.

Squawk, we want to play another game. What's next?

The second game is Wacky Whirlpool!

The aim of the game is to fill all six holes in the whirlpool.

All you have to do is collect the cannonballs and roll them

down the ramp and past the fish.

But be careful, the whirlpool will be spinning

and Cook and Line will be trying to stop you.

CHEERING

Here is one of the soft cannonballs you need to collect

from the crates way over there.

Bring them back to the ramp and roll them down into the holes.

But look out - there are two pesky pirates about.

Cook will be flinging fish over here,

and look out for Line as well, who's drinking some soup!

Khadija, I'll give you one to start you off.

Swashbucklers, are we ready to play?

Arrr-harr!

Then Swashbucklers away!

That was an early start there, Khadija!

Picking up the cannonball, me hearties, well done.

Come on, let's get these balls in.

Yes! Well done, Khadija!

Brilliant!

LINE SHOUTS OUT

Come on, let's get another - come on, Hashim. You're great at this.

-Down into the hole. Great start.

-Cannonballs everywhere!

-And fish!

-Good girl, keep going.

Mohammed, over here. Huh? That's it, well done, Mohammed.

-Ooh, never mind - that's it.

-Whoa! Whoa-oa!

-Off you go!

-They keep missing!

CHEERING

That one went in! It's so exciting!

CHEERING Yes, and another one in!

Come on, let's get them in.

Oh, we just missed that.

Stop playing guitar, Line.

Ooh, Mohammed - that was a rebound. Oh, no!

That doesn't count, two in one hole.

Hey. Line! That went in!

That can stay in!

GEM LAUGHS

That's four! Come on!

Hey, you're being mean, now, Line.

Just because you potted one of them.

Come on - still two more to fill.

Ten, nine, eight,

seven, six,

five, four,

three, two, one...

BELL RINGS Oh-oh!

We all found that game so tricky!

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view - over to you.

Squawk! The Swashbucklers were a whirl of activity in this game.

Hashim was the first to sink one and then got another in the middle,

followed by Mohammed making it three.

Silly Line knocked one in, but with two holes still left,

I'm sorry, Gem - this was a lose!

Ohhh! Don't worry, my hearties.

You did try really hard there at Wacky Whirlpool.

But we can still get that jewel back later, so it's OK.

Trust me, Gem - this is even better than a jewel.

BOOING

Hey, what is this?

It looks like...

A mini me!

I actually quite like this!

Squeeze its tummy.

OK...

"I'm stinkier than the ship's mess!"

Hey, that's enough of that, Captain Captain!

SHE GIGGLES

You have to admit, that was a good one!

BOOING

Right, I'm off to the cabin to make sure that Mini-Cook

and Mini-Line aren't causing double the trouble.

It really is great having mini versions of us to do all our work.

-Sorry, Cook - can't talk right now, I'm too busy being relaxed.

-Yeah!

-Can I have some seaweed cake now, please?

-Oh, and Mini-Line...?

Captain Captain wanted her dirty laundry cleaned.

Go and fetch it for us, would you?

Psst! Cook!

I know he's smaller, but I still get confused which one is me.

Oh, lovely. Just over here...

Careful. No, where are you going? No, no...! Ah!

Look at all this mess!

Oh, you really are just like us!

Ohhhh! Oop!

What's going on in here? This place is filthy!

Clean it at once!

When the captain asks us to do something,

we usually just say "Yes, Captain Captain,"

and then don't actually do it. Like this.

-BOTH:

-Yes, Captain Captain!

Ahhh....

BOTH: Yes, Captain Captain.

Aaah...

No. I mean it.

Get up and start cleaning!

-BOTH:

-All right, Captain Captain! Aaah...

BOTH: All right, Captain Captain! Aaah...

If you don't get to work, I'm going to...

I'm going to...

Chill your boots, Captain!

Chill your boots, Captain!

Right! You're not the only ones who've been training a new pirate.

Ahem! Mini-Captain Captain?

Cook! Line!

Yes, Mini-Captain Chief Admiral Pirate

Tremendous And Incredibly Nasty...

the Third.

I told you before, call me Mini-Captain Captain for short!

Yes, Mini-Captain Captain...

for very, VERY short!

Yeah!

GET TO WORK!

NOW!

Well done, Mini-Captain Captain.

You too, or I'm going to...

Or I'm going to...

Yes, Mini-Captain Captain! Ohh!

She's very good, isn't she?

MOVING ON!

All right, then, my hearties -

we still have to get all five of my jewels back

in the Shipwreck Rummage

to make sure one of the naughty pirates walks the plank!

So to get us ready, let's do the Swashbuckle Salute one more time.

Let me see you all marching... Put your hands on your heart.

Here we go.

-Eye patch. ALL:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat. ALL:

-Pirate hat.

-Swashbuckle cheer... ALL:

-Arrr-harrr!

Come on, we are ready for this!

It's the Shipwreck Rummage!

The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels that

have been hidden around the shipwreck.

Use the map,

because X marks the spots where each of the jewels can be found.

But be careful - Cook, Line and Captain Captain

have hidden the jewels well

and they must all be in the chest before the time runs out.

Come on! All right, then, my hearties.

You have to win back five of my jewels now.

Let me show you where they are on the treasure map.

Up on the top deck we have the green one in one of the birds' nests.

Then, on the middle deck,

the blue jewel is in the baskets of sea creatures

and we have the white jewel over in the laundry.

And on the lower deck, the purple jewel is over in the hammocks.

And the red jewel is in the food store.

So, Arissa, Hashim - you're going first. What colour are we going for?

-Blue!

-The blue one, all right. Are we ready to play?

Swashbucklers, away!

Hashim and Arissa couldn't wait to get going, Gem!

There was no holding them back!

They're tearing across the middle deck, looking for blue!

-Yes, they've got it!

-They found THAT quickly!

-Which one are you going to go for next?

-Red!

The red one? OK! Off you go!

Well done. In here!

That's it. Brilliant!

Khadija and Mohammed fish through the food store...

CHEERING

Don't think they've got it, though.

Khadija has found the red - what a star!

Where are you going next? The purple one? Yes!

No lying about for Hashim and Arissa.

That jewel is in the hammocks somewhere.

Two down, three to go.

There's the purple!

-OK, so where are you going to go next?

-Green!

To the green one? To the top. OK...

Off you go!

That's it, well done.

CHEERING

Mohammed and Khadija race upstairs...

followed by Line.

-Come back here, Swashbucklers!

-They're not coming back, Line!

CHILDREN CHANT

Up to the birds' nest they go...

But Captain Captain is waiting - mind those pearls!

Well done, Khadija!

They've got the green one. The last one we need now

is the white one in the laundry, OK? When they come back, you can go.

-Hurry, guys!

-Got to be quicker than that!

-COOK:

-You've got to be quick!

-SQUAWK:

-That's a big barrel of fish!

Wait for them both to come down...

Come on, Mohammed - we're waiting for you!

Go, go, go! That's it! Brilliant.

Arissa slips! Come on, Swashbucklers!

Are they going to do it?

Will they find that last jewel?

Arissa's got the jewel in the sock.

Come on, quick!

Seven, six, five, four,

three, two, one - come here!

Ha-ha!

Now, this has never happened before!

So Squawk, we did get it in there,

but it's still in the smelly sock.

You've got the bird's eye view - over to you!

Our Swashbucklers socked it to those pesky pirates.

Hashim and Arissa went straight for blue.

Mohammed and Khadija dug deep for red,

they plucked the purple...

then grabbed the green. And Arissa didn't linger in the laundry.

Now I've thought hard about it, Gem,

because you did give the sock a hand...

But go on - it's a win!

CHEERING

Oh, Squawk - thank you so much!

We all worked really hard together as a team and we got all of my

five jewels back so I can hand them out for you to hold on to for me.

But first, I need to take the white one out of the smelly sock! Eurgh!

There you go, Mohammed - you can hold on to that one for me.

Hashim, there's the green one for you... There you go, Arissa.

And Khadija, there's the purple one. And the blue one for me.

Let's hear it for my brilliant Swashbucklers!

CHEERING

So now we've got all five of the jewels, you know what that means.

One of the naughty pirates has to walk the plank!

So Khadija, come with me over here, to the wheel.

Because I need to show you this new bit, here.

Look - there are three hats over there

and if the arrow lands on there, we have a triple slop drop,

which means all the naughty pirates will have to go in together!

-No!

-This is not happening!

-No!

-Is that going to happen?

Well, let's spin the wheel to see.

Give it a big spin - here we go.

Will it be Cook, with the white hat,

Captain Captain with the black hat, or Line with the red bandanna?

It's a triple slop drop!

CHEERING

Could this show get any better?!

So, it's time for all three of the pirates to...walk the plank!

ALL: Walk the plank! Walk the plank!

Walk the plank! Walk the plank!

-You go first!

-I don't want to!

SQUELCH!

-Yay!

-Walk the plank! Walk the plank!

I don't have to, THEY have!

ALL: Walk the plank!

SQUELCH!

GEM LAUGHS

Eurgh!

Ha-ha!

What a great way to finish off our games today,

watching all the naughty pirates covered in slop!

We'll see you soon for more Swashbuckle!

CHEERING

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, go-go-go!

Swashbuckle cheer!

Arrr-harrr!