Whistleless Whistle Swashbuckle

# A band of naughty pirates Took some jewels from me

# I hid on board their pirate ship And sailed off out to sea

# But they weren't watching where they went

# And shipwrecked on the sand

# I want to win my treasure back Will you give me a hand?

-ALL:

-# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Will you help me win my treasure back?

-Yeah!

-Shall we make the pirates walk the plank?

-Yeah!

Well, let's hear you then, me hearties!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

Yeah!

Woo!

Ahoy there, me hearties, and welcome to Swashbuckle!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

I'm Gem. It's great to have you all aboard.

Are you ready for our rip-roaring pirate adventure?

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

Will you help me get my jewels back from those pirates?

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

Brilliant. So where is Captain Captain? Can you see her anywhere?

-AUDIENCE:

-Boo!

Oh, stop that booing!

Pfffffffffffft!

Oh, Captain Captain, your whistle sounds very odd today.

That's because it's turned into a small fish!

Cook, Line!

BOTH: Yes, Captain Chief Admiral Pirate Tremendous

And Incredibly Nasty The Third!

I told you, call me Captain Captain, for short.

BOTH: Yes, Captain Captain For Short.

What's this, and where's my whistle?

Ah, yes. Didn't think you'd notice, Captain.

Relax. We're just giving your old whistle a good old polish.

Well, I'm glad it's not lost,

because that whistle has been in my family for generations.

Now give it back, please.

Don't worry. Just giving it one...last...polish!

CAPTAIN CAPTAIN CRIES OUT

COOK AND LINE: What are the chances?

Get my precious whistle out of the ship's mess, and that's an order!

BOTH: Yes, Captain Captain!

Oh, I hope Cook and Line find that whistle.

And it's time for me to find something too -

a brand-new team of Swashbucklers!

So, Squawk, who's coming aboard today?

Playing today we've got McKenna!

CHEERING

McKenna is five, and she loves sunny holidays.

Her Swashbuckle name is Mariner McKenna.

Next, it's Rameen!

CHEERING

Rameen is five, and loves playing Teachers.

Her Swashbuckle name is Quartermaster Rameen.

Here comes Ruby!

CHEERING

Ruby is five, and can skip on one leg.

Her Swashbuckle name is Royal Ruby.

Swashbuckle cheer for Savanna!

CHEERING

Savanna is five, and loves watching circus clowns.

She'll love clowning around with Cook and Line.

Her Swashbuckle name is Stowaway Savanna.

CHEERING

Welcome aboard to my newest team of Swashbucklers,

and they're all girls! Bring it on.

You're here to win my jewels

from those pesky pirates. I need to make sure you're ready

for the challenge, so let's do the Swashbuckle salute.

Let me see you all marching.

Put your hands on your heart. Here we go.

-Eye patch. AUDIENCE:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat. AUDIENCE:

-Pirate hat.

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

Oh, yes, the girls are ready. Squawk, what do we have to do today?

SQUAWK!

You daring Swashbucklers need to work as a team as you take part

in different pirate games.

Every time you win a game,

Captain Captain will give you a jewel for your treasure chest.

Win all five jewels,

and one of the naughty pirates will walk the plank into the ship's mess.

And this is our treasure chest, so when you win back all of my jewels

from Captain Captain, we'll pop them in here to keep them safe, OK?

Not going to happen, Gem. These jewels are all mine.

Well, Captain Captain, you've already lost your whistle,

so get ready to lose some jewels.

Squawk, what's the first game?

The first game is...

The aim of the game is to fill all six holes in the whirlpool.

All you have to do is collect the cannonballs and roll them

down the ramp and past the fish, but be careful - the whirlpool

will be spinning, and Cook and Line will be trying to stop you.

And here is one of the soft cannonballs you need

to collect from the crates over there.

Bring them back and roll them down into the holes,

but do look out - there are two very pesky pirates lurking about.

Line is, well, slapping himself on the head with some wet fish.

SHE LAUGHS

Look out for Cook, who's hiding behind the grass over there.

HE SNEEZES Oh, bless you!

You have until the octopus reaches out

across the screen and closes the treasure chest.

Rameen, let me pass that to you to start you off, OK?

Girls, are we ready to play?

ALL CHEER

Then Swashbucklers, away!

Oh, no, go catch another one, Rameen!

That's it. So you have to go, Ruby.

Go catch another one. That's it.

Oh, that's in the way.

I'm going to move that.

Cook, are you looking for something?

Are you looking for something, Cook?

It was in the way,

so I picked it up!

I might just help

my Swashbucklers there.

Hey!

Cook! Oh, you got it!

Oooh!

Come on, girls!

Let's try and get some of these balls

into the holes. Well done, Ruby!

-That one went in.

-Aah!

Let's see how they're doing.

Oh, Cook, that one popped out

the way! Oh, we missed again there.

Come on, girls. That's it.

Still got five holes to fill.

That bounced in and out again.

Oh, no. It's so close!

Yes! Two cannonballs!

Three to go. Hey, Cook!

That nearly went in.

Stop making it so hard for Savanna. Good girl.

Come on back.

We've got three in, now. Well done.

LINE SINGS INDISTINCTLY

You should be flinging,

not singing, Line!

Hiya! Hi, everyone!

Concentrate, Cook!

Have another try.

Is it going to go in?

Yes!

Two more to go!

We're running out of time.

There's lots of fish flying everywhere.

Not again!

Stop exercising, Line!

Well done. Yes!

We've done it!

GEM LAUGHS

Two went in at the same time, girls. That was amazing.

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view. Over to you.

This whirlpool went down to the wire.

It took a while, but Ruby finally sunk the first cannonball.

Then there was double trouble for Cook,

as two balls rolled in at the same time.

Then McKenna got another and, just as time was running out,

two balls went in together.

Exciting stuff. It's a win!

AUDIENCE CHEER

A double whammy! Two balls going in together.

Well done, me hearties.

You've won back our first jewel, so Captain Captain, you know the rule.

ALL: Send down a jewel!

What a day! First I lose my whistle. Now I lose a jewel!

ALL CHEER

Yes! Oh, look, it's the green one.

There you go. Pop it in the chest for me.

ALL CHEER

Brilliant! Only four more jewels

and one of the naughty pirates

will have to walk the plank into the stinky ship's mess.

-ALL:

-Eww!

Right, have you found my precious whistle yet?

Get ready to whistle for joy, Captain Captain. Ta-da!

My whistle! Wipe it off.

Uh, OK. I'll just use my sock.

HE STRAINS

SOCK POPS OFF

-WHISTLE SPLUTTERS

-Wait!

-WHISTLE SPLUTTERS

-What's wrong with it?

-It's definitely not whistling.

-I can hear that.

Get my whistle whistling, or I'll...

-STEAM WHISTLE BLASTS

-I'm going to...

-STEAM WHISTLE BLASTS

-Blow?

-Yes!

They may have got that whistle out of the ship's mess,

but hopefully one of them will be falling

back into it very, very soon.

Right then. We're ready to play another game.

The second game is...

The aim of this game is to fill all the holes with the soft toy

rats and mice.

All you have to do is bounce on the ship's sails

and pull the ropes to release the rodents.

Then your team-mates have to put them in the correct hole.

But be careful - Cook or Line will be bouncing too,

and trying to stop you.

GEM LAUGHS

And these are the soft toy rats

and mice you need to find to play the game.

So the big holes are for the big rats,

and the little holes for the mice.

But look out for the pirates. They will try to put you off.

Cook is bouncing there on the bouncy sail.

Oh, that's good that he's fallen over!

Watch out for line, who is clapping his octopus arms together,

celebrating, because we're going to win.

Will you do the bouncing for me?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

-Brilliant.

McKenna and Rameen, collect the rats and mice.

Let me give you these two here.

Are we ready to play?

-ALL:

-Arrr-harrr!

-Then Swashbucklers, away!

Wave your octopus arms around, Line. That's it.

Don't get in our way, though.

Good start, girls.

Ruby, there's lots down here. Throw them out.

Throw them out for us.

Hang on a minute. I don't want to put them in your net.

Thanks very much, Line.

Get them out of the way!

I've got your net now!

Oh, there's a fish there!

Would you like that?

Here you go, octopus.

There's lots here to collect.

Put a fish in a hole, line.

Ruby, look, over here.

Collect these ones.

Well done, Savanna. Keep bouncing.

There's lots here!

We need lots more rats.

We're halfway now.

Can I have those please? Thanks.

You're helping them, Line.

You silly pirate.

Can I help the girls out?

Oh, I've got to get underneath octopus arms!

There you go, girls!

Four more rat holes to fill.

That's it.

Five more mice holes.

Find the mice!

We're running out of time!

Just find the mice!

There you go, McKenna! Ten, nine, eight,

seven, six, five,

four, three,

two, one...

BELL RINGS

GEM LAUGHS

That was very, very close.

Squawk, did we do it in time?

This game put a spring in the Swashbucklers' step.

Ruby and Savanna rifled around for rats and mice.

McKenna and Rameen filled the holes up while Cook was falling down.

McKenna had an armful of rodents and the team came

within a whisker of winning, but sorry Gem, this was a lose!

Aww, me hearties, we ran out of time, but don't worry, because

we could still get that jewel back later in the Shipwreck Rummage.

Oh, Gem. No jewel for you, but I do have something else you can have.

-AUDIENCE:

-Boo!

Hey, what is this?

A teeny tiny bucket?

That's to catch all the tears you'll cry

when I get to keep the rest of your jewels.

Well it's very cute, Captain Captain,

but you might need this tiny bucket to collect all of your tears

if Cook and Line can't get your whistle to work again.

I'm sure they can.

In fact, I'm off to see if Cook and Line have fixed it right now.

Cook, Line, where's my whistle?

Here it is, Captain Captain. Good as new!

We've given it a good old polish. Look how shiny it is!

Oh, it is very shiny!

WHISTLE SPLUTTERS

-But it's still not whistling!

-Yeah, there is that.

The thing is, Captain Captain, whistles are, like, so last year.

Yeah, these days all the super-cool captains

aren't even blowing whistles.

Well, I do like to be super-cool.

FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS

Well, in that case, you need to get yourself one of these.

All right, then. Let's try this on for size.

SHE CLEARS THROAT

Cook! Line!

WHISTLE QUACKS

No! Too quack-y!

OK, Captain. Try this for size.

TRUMPET TOOTS

Nope! Too trumpet-y!

Hmm...

This one?

PARTY HORN HOOTS COOK AND LINE: Happy birthday!

It's not my birthday!

OK, OK. I've got one for you.

Try this.

PLAYS COUNTRY MUSIC

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Here we go.

No, no, no!

None of these are a match for my precious old whistle!

WHISTLE SPLUTTERS

Let me have another look at it, Captain.

Yeah, there seems to be some slop stuck in the end of it.

Well, get it out!

WHISTLE SPLUTTERS

-Blow harder!

-I'll tell you what, Cook. You blow. I'll pump.

WHISTLE SPLUTTERS

Blow harder!

Harder!

WHISTLE POPS

WHISTLE SPLUTTERS

WHISTLE WHISTLES

Wow! Amazing how much slop you can get in one little whistle!

WHISTLE WHISTLES

Captain Captain looks great in green, and look!

We've got the green jewel.

We need to find the other four to make sure the pirates

walk the plank into the stinky ship's mess,

but before we do the Rummage,

let's do the Swashbuckle salute one more time.

Let me see you all marching!

Put your hand on your hearts!

-Here we go! Eye patch. AUDIENCE:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat. AUDIENCE:

-Pirate hat.

-Swashbuckle cheer! AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

Yes! We are ready.

It's the...

The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels

that have been hidden around the shipwreck. Use the map,

because X marks the spot where each of the jewels can be found.

But be careful - Cook, Line and Captain Captain have hidden

the jewels well,

and they must all be in the chest before the time runs out.

Harrr! Yes, girlies! All right, then.

We have to find four of my jewels now.

Let me show you where they're hiding.

Up on the top deck

we have the red one in one of the treasure chests.

Then on the middle deck,

the purple jewel is hiding in one of the crates of rats and mice.

On the lower deck, the blue is in the rope store,

and on the lower deck as well,

we have the white over there in the shark tank.

McKenna and Rameen are going first.

-Which colour are you going for?

-White!

Off to the shark tank. Are we ready to play?

Arrr-harrr!

Then Swashbucklers, away!

Come on. Let's get those jewels back.

-SQUAWK:

-Four jewels to collect!

Just having a nice nap!

McKenna and Rameen arrive at the shark tank,

-and Cook is lazing about!

-Don't throw those at me!

She's getting fed to the shark!

Rameen has the first one!

Rameen got the white one. Where are you going next?

-Red!

-You're going to the top?

Well done, McKenna. That's it! Come on, Rameen!

Pop it in the chest. Good girl!

AUDIENCE CHEER That's it! Off you go, girls!

Three jewels to go as Savanna

and Ruby climb all the way to the top of the ship!

The red is hidden in Captain Captain's treasure chests.

Oh, here they come!

There's nothing to see here. There's nothing in here.

Don't believe her, Swashbucklers! Oh, they've got it!

They've got the red! Where are you going next?

-The blue!

-To the food store, OK.

AUDIENCE CHEER

Two jewels left! Now, Rameen and McKenna are looking for the blue.

-COOK:

-I don't think you can find it! Where's it going to be?

I think she's seen it!

OK, girls.

I need you to get the purple one in the crates.

Ready? Go, go, go! Come on, girls!

Let's do this!

Well done! Into the chest.

AUDIENCE CHEER

One to go, and it's off to the rats and mice!

Across the rope ladder! Come on, you can do this!

There isn't much time!

Oh, be quick, Swashbucklers!

That's the purple! Hurry, Swashbucklers!

Yes! Come on!

Eight, seven, six,

five, four, three,

two, one... Get it in!

BELL RINGS

We just made it in the nick of time.

Well done, girls. Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view. Over to you!

Our Swashbucklers ruled in the Rummage.

Rameen and McKenna whizzed away with white.

Ruby and Savanna rushed off with red.

Rameen and McKenna bolted back with blue.

And Savanna and Ruby raced to the rats and mice

and pelted home with purple,

right on the bell! It's a win!

ALL CHEER

Well done, girls. You did it!

Thank you so much for winning back all of my jewels.

I can hand them out for you to hold on to,

so there you go. You hold on to that one.

There's one for you.

The red ruby for Ruby. We've got the purple one here for you.

-Thank you.

-You're welcome.

We've got the blue one for me.

Let's hear it for my Swashbucklers!

AUDIENCE CHEER

And now we have all five of the jewels, you know what it's time for?

One of the naughty pirates has to walk the plank!

There's a very special bit on the wheel,

so McKenna, come with me, because I want to show you this.

This bit here means that if it lands there,

all three of the pirates go in for the Triple Slop Drop!

That's not fair! Not fair at all!

That's the one we really, really want, OK?

I'll take that for you. You spin the wheel.

Will it be Cook with the white hat,

Captain Captain with the black hat,

or Line with the red bandanna?

It's Cook!

AUDIENCE CHEER

In you go!

-AUDIENCE:

-Walk the plank! Walk the plank! Walk the plank!

-Here goes!

-HE YELLS

AUDIENCE CHEER

-AUDIENCE:

-Eww!

It's always best when a pirate ends up in the stinky ship's mess.

We'll see you soon for more Swashbuckle!

AUDIENCE CHEER

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, go, go, go. #

-Swashbuckle cheer!

-Arrr-harrr!