Shipshape Shipwreck Swashbuckle

# A band of naughty pirates took some jewels from me

# I hid on board their pirate ship and sailed off out to sea

# But they weren't watching where they went

# And shipwrecked on the sand

# I want to win my treasure back Will you give me a hand?

-ALL:

-# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Will you help me win my treasure back?

-Yeah!

-Shall we make the pirates walk the plank?

-Yeah!

Well, let's hear you, then, me hearties!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

Yeah! Woohoo! CHEERING

Ahoy there, me hearties. Welcome to Swashbuckle.

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

I'm Gem, and it's great to have you all aboard.

Now, are you ready for a rip-roaring pirate adventure?

-Arrr-harrr!

-Great!

Will you help me get my five jewels back

-from those very naughty pirates?

-Arrr-harrr!

Thank you!

Now, where is that Captain Captain? Have you seen her anywhere?

BOOING

You can boo all you like. It doesn't bother me,

because today is my last ever day shipwrecked on this island.

Soon the Scarlet Squid will set sail once more.

Eh, but it's a shipwreck, Captain Captain.

It can't go anywhere.

I know it is!

That's why I've got my talented crew to start repairing it.

Cook, Line!

-BOTH:

-Yes, Captain Chief Admiral Pirate Tremendous

And Incredibly Nasty - the Third.

I've told you, call me Captain Captain for short!

Yes, Captain Captain For Short.

So which part of the ship have you started repairing?

Well, Captain, we have spent all morning

repairing Line's old squid toy.

Say hello to Sammy Squid.

GIGGLING

I said...repair the Scarlet Squid!

Yes, but what we heard was, "Repair the Sammy Squid!"

Which we did. Ta-dah!

Ooh.

You two will be going in the slop if you don't fix this ship!

"All right, Captain Captain. Keep your hair on."

Looks like they're not going anywhere any time soon,

so we've still got some time to win back my jewels.

Squawk, let's meet today's Swashbucklers.

Playing today, we've got Zara!

Zara is seven and likes making obstacle courses in her garden.

Her Swashbuckle name is Golden Zara.

Next, it's Ellie!

Ellie is seven and she loves dressing up her toys.

Her Swashbuckle name is Earring Ellie.

Welcome aboard, Cheryl!

Cheryl is seven and she loves sledging in the winter.

Her Swashbuckle name is Short Beard Cheryl.

Completing the line-up, it's Ishaal!

Ishaal is seven and she's good at gymnastics.

Well, those pirates are good at tumbling into the ship's mess.

Her Swashbuckle name is Eye Patch Ishaal.

CHEERING

Welcome aboard to the girls, my newest team of Swashbucklers,

here to help me win back my five jewels

from Captain Captain and Cook and Line.

But I need to make sure you are ready for the challenge.

So let's do the Swashbuckle Salute!

Let me see you marching!

Put your hand on your hearts!

-Here we go! Eye patch. AUDIENCE:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat. AUDIENCE:

-Pirate hat.

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harr!

Oh, yes, we are ready. Squawk, what do we have to do today?

You daring Swashbucklers need to work as a team as you take part

in different pirate games. Every time you win a game,

Captain Captain will give you a jewel for your treasure chest.

Win all five jewels

and one of the naughty pirates will walk the plank into the ship's mess.

CHEERING

Swashbucklers, this is our treasure chest,

so when you win back my five jewels from Captain Captain,

we'll put them in here to keep them safe.

Sorry, I'm too busy imagining myself sailing away from this island.

# Sail away, Captain Captain Off I go. #

Well, we'll soon take the wind out of her sails.

Squawk, what's the first game?

The first game is...

The aim of the game is to get six coconuts into the barrel.

All you have to do is use your raft to collect the coconuts

and then bull's-eye them into the barrel.

But be careful - Cook and Line will be naughty and try to stop you.

CHEERING

Here is the barrel where you have to collect six of the soft coconuts,

which are the other side of the lagoon, over there,

underneath that palm tree.

But look out for those two pesky pirates trying to fix the raft,

by the looks of things - they will try to put you off.

You have as long as it takes for the octopus to reach out

across the screen and close the treasure chest to play the game.

-Ishaal and Ellie, will you go first for me?

-Yeah.

-Thank you very much.

-Are we ready to play? ALL:

-Arrr-harrr!

Then, Swashbucklers, away!

BELL RINGS Come on, girls. Let's do this.

Come on.

And they're off.

Well done. That's it. Good work, girls.

Going very fast, that's what we like.

OK, they're over to the other side of the lagoon

to collect up four of the soft coconuts.

Well done, Ishaal. That's it. Well done, Ellie.

We're coming back. Here we go. Right.

OK, Cheryl and Zara, you can swap over.

OK, swap over, girls.

Well done.

Let me take one of those for you. Up you pop there. Big throw.

Ooh, can we catch that one? Oh, no, dropped it. Sorry. You try again.

Yes! Good girl.

Ooh, let's try again. Big, big throw.

Oh, we missed. We've got one in.

Five more to get, girls, we can do this.

Hey, stop it!

Knock her coconut off, Line.

-Ready, girls? Line! Oh, no. Don't worry.

-Yeah, I got one off.

That's it, girls, swap over. Try again.

Yeah! Well done. And again.

Yeah! Well done.

Cheryl.

Yes!

Brilliant!

We've got four in there. We need two more, Swashbucklers.

Go, go, go. Swap, girls. Swap, swap, swap. That's it.

They're not going to do it.

Big throw, Ellie. Come on, we can do this.

Ooh, try again.

Yes! OK, we need one more, Swashbucklers. As quick as you can.

Come on, girls. That's it.

OK, come on back, girls, quick as you can. Come on.

-That's it.

-Oh, she fell over.

Keep going. Keep going, come on. Well done, Cheryl. Keep going.

She's still going!

Jump up. Last ten seconds. Ten, nine, eight,

seven... Have a quick go. ..six... Just throw it from there.

Have a quick throw.

Yes!

We did it!

Well done. Yeah!

Squawk, you got the bird's eye view, over to you. Get in, girls.

Well done.

I was counting the coconuts. Ellie was first to score.

Line knocked a nut from the raft.

But Zara zoomed in with two more. Cheryl made it four.

Ellie hit five.

Cheryl took a tumble, but Zara got the last.

That's six. It's a win!

CHEERING Yeah!

Brilliant job, me hearties. Well done.

You've won back our first jewel.

So, Captain Captain, you know the rule...

-ALL:

-Send down a jewel!

Yes, yes, have the jewel.

I can dig up plenty more treasure when I sail away from this island.

CHEERING

Oh, look, it's the green jewel.

There you go, Ishaal, into the chest, please.

A big cheer, me hearties. Come on!

That's amazing.

Now we only need four more of those sparkly jewels

and the naughty pirates will have to walk the plank

into the stinky ship's mess.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ew!

-Right, you two.

-THEY SCREAM

I hope you've done most of the ship's repairs by now.

-Oh, yeah.

-Yes. Yes.

-Yeah.

For starters, we fixed the slop bucket.

We noticed there was a big hole in the top,

so we nailed some wood to it to repair it.

'Tis a thing of beauty.

-You pickled pilchards.

-LAUGHTER

A bucket is supposed to have a hole in the top of it.

That's what makes it a bucket.

How are you supposed to get the slop out into the ship's mess?!

Oh, I know.

BOTH: Ta-dah!

You may now need to buy a new bucket.

I don't want you to fix buckets. I want you to fix the ship.

By sunset, I wish to be...

# Sailing away! #

Well, that gives us plenty of time to...

# Win back some more jewels. #

Squawk, what's the next game, please?

The second game is...

The aim of the game is to knock down all of the portholes.

All you have to do is collect the soft green cannonballs,

load them into the cannons and fire.

But look out, because Cook and Line will try to put you off.

Here is one of the green squashy balls that you have to

collect from the baskets over there covered in seaweed.

Bring them back to the cannons and fire them at the portholes.

But look out for Cook and Line - they're trying to fix up

the shipwreck with a giant mallet. Oh!

They've knocked one down to help. Thanks, pirates, we appreciate that!

Cheryl and Ellie, are you going to fire the cannons for me?

Zara and Ishaal, you have to collect the green squashy balls.

Cheryl, I'll pop this one in here to start you off.

Right, me hearties, are we ready to play?

-ALL:

-Ah-harr!

Then Swashbucklers away!

Go, go, go!

Yes! Got one down! Well done, Ellie.

Oh, good start there, girls.

You've got one down already, eight more to get.

Oh! GEM LAUGHS

We got the pirate!

We've got another one down! Very good.

Two down already. Great start, girls.

Oh, Zara's got loads of seaweed attached to her.

-Yes!

-Well done! Yeah! Great!

And another one down.

Stop them!

Girls, you are very good.

Just watch out for those pirates there.

Just time it right.

Ooh, that was a close one!

Whaaa!

Oh, there you go. Try again.

That's it, line it up.

Yes! Good girl! Well done, Cheryl.

Only four more to get. Very good.

That's it, here we go.

Want me to hold it for you so you can collect more?

There we go. Good girl, well done.

Yes! Good girl! Right, you've got...

Another one down! Well done, Ellie. Two more to get.

-LAUGHING: And another one!

-What's going on?!

Er, pirates! You're in the way!

-Move!

-Yes, Cheryl says move!

-You all right?

We're not waving hello, we're saying, "Get out of the way!"

Try knocking the last one down now.

That's it, just fire at them. There you go.

Oh, Cheryl, that was so close.

Yes! We did it!

GEM LAUGHS

Even with the pesky pirates trying to put you off,

we got them all down! Well done, me hearties.

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view. Over to you.

Squawk! Those pirates should patch up those portholes!

Ellie was right on target with her first short, and her second.

Cheryl joined in, and the pirates took a hammering.

Cook and Line didn't know which way to look.

The last porthole fell.

Our swashbucklers sailed to victory.

It's a win!

CHEERING

Well done, Swashbucklers! You've won back our second jewel.

So, Captain Captain, you know the rule.

-ALL:

-Send down a jewel!

Bye, my precious darling jewel. I'll miss you.

The sooner I get off this island, the better!

CHEERING

Yes, here we go. We have the purple jewel.

And there you go, Ellie. Into the treasure chest, please.

And a big cheer, me hearties. Come on!

CHEERING

Well, that's the last jewel you'll get from me.

Cook and Line will soon have finished repairing the ship,

then I can sail... # ..awa-a-a-a-ay! #

Oh. Ahem.

Must be the salty air.

To the cabin!

SHE GASPS

What's going on in here?!

Well, we thought that fixing the whole ship

sounded like a lot of work.

-Too much work, if anything.

-Yeah.

-So we decided to start by fixing all the little things first.

-Like this.

Your favourite mug.

I didn't even know it was broken!

Yeah, I dropped it ten minutes ago and it definitely broke.

But here it is, good as new!

Now have a sip of cold seaweed green tea.

Aww.

-SPLOING!

-Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!

Over here, Captain.

Look, look -

this old shelf has been broken for ages.

-HE CLICKS HIS FINGERS

-Fixed!

Very good!

Finally, you have somewhere safe

to put your very expensive, one-of-a-kind vase.

Oh...

Oh-ho-ho-ho!

My lovely vase! That was absolutely priceless!

Stand back, Captain!

Broken vase! This is not a drill!

Make your way over here now, Captain, to this newly-fixed bench.

Have a seat. It's no longer wobbly.

-BENCH CREAKS

-Oh.

-At least you've managed to fix something.

-Yeah.

-Now have another cup of refreshing seaweed green tea.

-Aww.

-SPLOING!

-Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!

Er, let me get you a towel.

Oh!

-Get me up this instant!

-Oh!

CAPTAIN CAPTAIN GRUNTS

Have you two pilchards managed to fix ANYTHING on this ship?!

Yeah!

We definitely fixed that loose floorboard right in front of you.

Really?

FLOORBOARD CREAKS, THEY ALL GASP

CAPTAIN CAPTAIN GASPS

SHE LAUGHS

Well done, boys! You've actually fixed something!

Right, now you can get on with fixing the rest of the Scarlet...

-FADING:

-..Squi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-id....

SPLOOSH!

Yeah, we'd not actually fixed THAT floorboard yet.

It's OK, Captain.

Would you like another cup of seaweed green tea?

SPLOING!

WHEEEEEEEEE!

CLONK!

Ow.

-WHISPERS:

-Sorry.

Not enough!

LAUGHTER

So, girls, we need to find three more of my jewels

now in the Shipwreck Rummage.

So, to get us ready for the final challenge,

let's do the Swashbuckle Salute one more time.

Let me see you all marching.

Put your hand on your heart. Here we go.

-Eye patch. AUDIENCE:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat. AUDIENCE:

-Pirate hat.

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harr!

Oh, me hearties, I think we're ready. Squawk, bring it on.

It's the...

The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels

that have been hidden around the shipwreck.

Use the map, because X marks the spot

where each of the jewels can be found.

But be careful.

Cook, Line and Captain Captain have hidden the jewels well,

and they must all be in the chest before the time runs out.

CHEERING

All right, Swashbucklers. You need to find three more of my jewels.

Let me show you where they are on the treasure map.

Up at the Captain's Lookout, we have the red jewel

in one of the treasure chests or the barrels.

And on the middle deck, we have the blue jewel in the Pool of Pearls.

And on the lower deck,

we have the white jewel, over there in the shark tank.

So, Zara and Cheryl, you're going first for me.

-What colour will you go for?

-Blue.

The blue one, to the Pool of Pearls. OK. Are we ready to play?

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harr!

Then Swashbucklers away!

Come on, girls! Let's do this!

Three jewels needed in the Rummage.

Zara and Cheryl charge to the middle deck.

Blue is in the Pool of Pearls.

There it is!

They need to dig deeper.

AUDIENCE CHANT

-Cheryl's found it!

-They've got the blue one!

-So, girls, where are you going next?

-We're going to the shark.

OK. Wait for the girls to come back, then you're off to the white one!

Great! That's it!

Come on down. Well done! Come on, Zara!

Ready? Off you go! Brilliant!

That's blue!

Ellie and Ishaal race off to meet the sharks.

-COOK:

-Oh, the water temperature's lovely!

Have a nice little swim in the pool.

They need the white!

You're going to feed the sharks!

Seaweed everywhere!

Lots of seaweed for the sharks!

I think they've done it!

Yes! They've got the white ones.

So, girls, now I need you to go right to the top to find

the red one for me, OK? Just wait for them to come back.

Well done! Yeah, come on, go, go, go! Come on! go, go, go!

That's it, brilliant! Off you go!

Well done. That's it, girls.

There go Zara and Cheryl.

CHEERING

-They only need red to finish.

-Come on, girls!

Those pirates are making it tricky.

They're heading for Captain Captain's Lookout.

They need to hurry!

You're running out of time!

You won't find anything in here!

No, you won't!

Time is running out!

# Nothing at all! #

Look in the treasure chest!

Come on, we're coming up to the last ten seconds!

The countdown is starting!

She's got it!

-AUDIENCE:

-Six, five...

-Oh, it might be too late!

-Four...

-Quick!

Three, two, one!

BELL RINGS Oh, so close!

We had it in our hands but couldn't get it into the chest in time.

So, Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view. Over to you.

Our teams set their sights on three jewels.

Cheryl dug deep for blue in the pearls.

There was a storm of seaweed as Ishaal and Ellie

found white in the sharks.

But luck ran out in the Lookout.

The team found red, but didn't get it to the chest in time.

A good effort, but this was a lose!

Oh, Swashbucklers, that was a really tough Rummage,

but well done to all of you for trying your best.

But, unfortunately, we couldn't get the red jewel

into the chest in time, so we have to close the lid for today.

And none of the pirates have to walk the plank.

But have you had lots of fun today?

-ALL:

-Yes!

Let's hear it for my brilliant Swashbucklers!

CHEERING

Oh, sorry, Gemmy Wemmy.

Looks like I get to keep all the jewels today!

Oh, captain, we've got a surprise for you!

Ta-da!

We fixed this jewel onto a lovely display!

Yeah, you can hang it up,

put it somewhere nice to remind you of a time when you actually won!

Oh, very nice, boys! Very nice, indeed!

Now, where shall I put it?

I was thinking somewhere like this?

CAPTAIN GASPS

LAUGHTER

Oh.

Well, you can keep this, anyway.

LAUGHTER

Well, hopefully, one of those naughty pirates will join

that jewel in the stinky ship's mess next time.

See you soon, me hearties.

CHEERING

-ALL:

-# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!