Fool's Jewel Swashbuckle

# A band of naughty pirates Took some jewels from me

# I hid on board their pirate ship And sailed off out to sea

# But they weren't watching where they went

# And shipwrecked on the sand

# I want to win my treasure back Will you give me a hand?

-ALL:

-# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Will you help me win my treasure back?

-Yeah!

-Shall we make the pirates walk the plank?

-Yeah!

Well, let's hear you, then, me hearties!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

CHEERING

Ahoy there, me hearties, and welcome to Swashbuckle!

Arrr-harrr!

I'm Gem and it's great to have you all aboard.

-Are you ready for a rip-roaring pirate adventure?

-Yeah!

And will you help me

win back all of my jewels from the very naughty pirates?

Arrr-harrr!

Great! Now, speaking of naughty pirates,

where is that Captain Captain? Have you seen her anywhere?

Boo!

Oh, silence! Don't you lot ever get bored of booing?

Well, they'll stop booing when we get all of my jewels back, Captain.

Well, you'll have to win them back first, Gem.

Until then, my crew are guarding those precious jewels.

Cook! Line!

-BOTH:

-Yes, Captain Chief Admiral

Pirate Tremendous and Incredibly Nasty!

I've told you, call me Captain Captain for short.

-BOTH:

-Yes, Captain Captain For Short.

Right. Time for jewel inspection. Open the case.

-Proceed.

-All four jewels present and correct.

Four jewels?

But there should be five!

Where's the blue one?

-Ah...

-Yeah, about that...

Find it! NOW!

-Argh!

-Argh!

Well, for once I actually agree with Captain Captain,

so while Cook and Line go and find the missing blue jewel,

we can make a start at winning back the other ones,

so Squawk, let's meet today's Swashbucklers.

Playing today, we've got...

Harry!

Harry is six and can do keepy-uppies.

His Swashbuckle name is Fearsome Harry.

Next down the slide is...

Harvey!

Harvey is seven and he can do wheelies on his bike.

His wheelie good Swashbuckle name is Frightful Harvey!

Make way for...

Elisa!

Elisa is seven and she loves skipping in the garden.

Her Swashbuckle name is Shipmate Elisa.

Finally, it's Evie!

Evie is seven and loves doing handstands.

Let's hope she'll do cartwheels around those pirates too!

Her Swashbuckle name is First Mate Evie!

CHEERING

Welcome aboard to my newest team of fantastic Swashbucklers,

here to help me win back my jewels from those pesky pirates!

But to make sure you are ready for the challenge,

we have to do the Swashbuckle salute!

So let me see you all marching.

Put your hand on your hearts!

-Here we go! Eye patch. AUDIENCE:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat. AUDIENCE:

-Pirate hat.

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harr!

Yes, we're raring to go, Squawk! CHEERING

You daring Swashbucklers need to work as a team as you take

part in different pirate games.

Every time you win a game,

Captain Captain will give you a jewel for your treasure chest.

Win all five jewels

and one of the naughty pirates will walk the plank into the ship's mess.

CHEERING

And this is our treasure chest,

so when you win back all of my five sparkly jewels,

we can pop them in here to keep them safe from those pesky pirates.

I don't think so, Gem.

My crew may have lost the blue jewel,

but they won't be losing any of the games today.

We'll soon see about that, Captain.

We are ready to play, so Squawk, what's the first game?

The first game is...

The aim of the game is to build the statue of a giant rat.

All you have to do is cross the rock pool to collect

the pieces from the other side, but be careful!

Cook and Line will be trying to block your path.

-ALL:

-Arrr-harrr!

And here is the picture of the rat that you need to build.

There are six pieces altogether

over the other side of the stepping stones in those crates.

But look out for the pesky pirates! They will try to put you off.

Line will be flinging fish and Cook is washing himself with a starfish.

Now, remember, if you do fall in,

you have to go back to the side that you were coming from. So, Evie,

-Harvey, will you go first for me?

-Yeah.

Brilliant! You have as long as it takes for the octopus to reach out

across the screen and close the treasure chest to play the game.

-So are we ready to play? ALL:

-Arrr-harrr!

Then Swashbucklers away! Come on, let's cheer them on, everyone!

-ALL:

-Harvey! Harvey! Harvey!

Evie! Evie! Evie!

Well done. Good work, Harvey.

That's it, Evie. Bring that piece straight across.

Oh, watch out for Cook wobbling those stepping stones.

Quick as you can! Oh, no!

Ha-ha-ha! Evie's in!

Well done, Harvey. Well done, brilliant.

You've got the blue piece there, so that can go on.

Do you want to put it on?

That's a fish drop!

Harvey! Harvey! Harvey!

-Evie! Evie! Evie!

-Quick as you can, Harry.

Oh, no! Harry's in! Back to the other side.

Yes!

Ooh, careful!

That's it. Can you manage that big step? Well done.

And again. Ready, Elisa?

Off you go. Brilliant. Well done.

OK, we're halfway now, team.

Now we need... Oh!

Right, as soon as Harry comes back.. Oh, no! Harry's in again.

Back to the other side, Harry.

Good work over there.

Oh, no!

Keep going!

Evie, run and get the next piece.

Does it have blue on the bottom?

We need three more pieces.

In again, yes!

But look, we're still missing a piece at the back.

OK, that's it, Harvey. Off you go.

Oh, hang on. Let's see. We've got two more pieces to bring.

They're not going to do it!

Come on! We're coming up to the last ten seconds!

Nine, eight,

seven, six,

five, four,

three, two,

one...

Oh, no!

All the pieces are back, but not in time to build the rat. Well done.

Good try. Squawk, over to you.

Our Swashbucklers dived straight into the action.

First, Evie reeled into the rock pool.

Next, Harry went head over heels.

And then Elisa took a leap into the blue.

Harvey whizzed across,

but the team didn't quite get the pieces back in time.

A good effort, but sorry, Gem. It's a lose!

-ALL:

-Aww!

Aww, never mind, me hearties!

You did try really hard, but don't worry.

We could still win that jewel back a little bit later, OK?

Never mind, Gem. I'll just keep hold of this one for now.

Well, just try not to lose that one as well.

We want to win back all five of my jewels

so one of you naughty pirates ends up in the stinky ship's mess!

Ha-ha!

-ALL:

-Eww!

Eww!

-Right, you two. Have you found the missing blue jewel yet?

-Yeah.

Chill, Captain. We found it ages ago.

Ta-da!

Feast your eyes on this precious beauty.

-So shiny!

-So sparkly!

-BOTH:

-So blue!

That is clearly a potato painted blue.

-Are you sure about that?

-Yeah, looks like a precious blue jewel to me.

-Oh.

-Look! The paint's not even dry!

Right, I want the real blue jewel in my hand by the end of the next game.

No excuses!

POTATO! Argh!

Nice try, Cook and Line, but we want the blue jewel. Not a blue potato!

Squawk, what's the next game?

The second game is...

The aim of the game is to knock over all the coloured barrels.

All you have to do is use your Swashbubbles to topple those towers.

But be careful! Cook and Line will be getting in your way!

CHEERING

And here are the Swashbucklers inside their Swashbubbles!

But look over there.

Cook is also in a Swashbubble,

and he will try to bounce into you to put you off.

And Line is doing the hula there in a barrel

and he'll try to bash into you as well, so look out for him, OK?

Evie and Harvey, will you go first for me? When you come back,

you have to bounce tag over here into Elisa and Harry, OK?

Then it's your turn. All right, Swashbucklers, are we ready to play?

-Arrr-harrr!

-Swashbucklers, away!

Here we go! Come on!

Watch out for the pesky pirate!

Bash him out the way, well done!

They're going for the... Oh, not the yellow barrel.

Harvey, well done! A big bash. Yes, the first one is down!

Ha-ha-ha! They both fell over!

Make your way over here, Evie and Harvey, well done.

-ALL:

-Evie! Harvey! Evie! Harvey!

Keep going!

Come on. That's it. Well done, Evie.

Ready? Oh, and they're off! Well done.

That's it. Good job, Swashbucklers.

Watch out for all the fish!

They're going for the red barrel.

Try and bounce Cook out the way. That's it.

-Can we get it there for a big push?

-They need to use the ramp.

That's it. Come on, Harry!

Come on, Elisa! Yeah! They've got it.

Time's running out! Quick, you're nearly there!

Oops, and we're both down. Up you get.

It's a bounce tag now to Harvey and Evie.

Brilliant! Off you go.

Well done. Oh, that was very speedy off the ramp.

They're going for the green one. Got a nice clear run. That's it.

You can do it. Yeah!

One more barrel to go!

Get up, Line!

No! My Swashbucklers are down as well!

Hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha!

Ten seconds!

Ten, nine, eight, seven

-six, five...

-They're not going to do it!

..four, three...

Come on!

Oh, we are out of time.

Good effort, Swashbucklers.

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view. Over to you.

Everyone was falling over themselves to win this game.

Harvey and Evie took a tumble while knocking down the yellow.

Harry and Elisa were brought to their knees on the way

back from red.

Harvey and Evie sent the green flying.

And Line was left lying.

But with one barrel stack still standing, sorry, Gem, it's a lose!

Oh, never mind, me hearties!

Don't worry, though, because we can still win that jewel back

-later in the Shipwreck Rummage, all right?

-Tough luck, Gem.

But because you were so close, I'm going to send down a jewel anyway.

How about this lovely green one?

-AUDIENCE:

-Boo!

Oh, thanks, Captain Captain.

Hang on a second.

This isn't a green jewel! It's a mouldy green cabbage!

-Bleh! AUDIENCE:

-Eww!

Ha! As if I'd give you the green jewel when you've lost the game.

Right, I'd better go and get ready for the Shipwreck Rummage,

which I will win.

I wonder how Cook and Line are getting on finding that blue jewel.

To the cabin!

Cook, Line,

I've hidden all the other jewels for the Shipwreck Rummage.

Now I just need the missing blue one.

Why is my cabin full of buckets of slop?

Well, when you threw our pretend

blue potato jewel into the ship's mess...

I really loved that little blue potato jewel.

Well, it made us think.

Where do things usually end up on the Scarlet Squid?

-BOTH:

-In the ship's mess.

So that must be where the missing blue jewel is.

So we've emptied the ship's mess into these buckets to see...

-If we can find it.

-If we can find it.

You know,

for once,

that's not a bad plan.

So what are you waiting for?

-BOTH:

-Aye-aye, Captain!

-SQUELCHING

-Ooh...

-Oh...

Oh! Oh, I got something! Ooh...

That is not the blue jewel.

-Oh, yeah. These came for you a few days ago in the post.

-Thanks.

-Ooh, ooh! I got something!

-Is that my favourite captain's scarf?

-You said it blew away!

-It did blow away.

Into the ship's mess.

Oh, hang on! Oh-oh!

Wait! Stop the search!

Panic over.

One blue jewel. You're welcome!

That's the blue potato again!

Blue potato, you're back.

Honestly! If you want a job done, do it yourself.

Move aside!

Yuckity-yuckity-yuck!

My teddy-weddy bear!

I think I've got something! I think I've found it!

Cancel the Shipwreck Rummage! Cancel all future Swashbuckle games!

We can't carry on without the blue jewel!

And it's lost forever!

Oh, found it! It was on the jewel shelf.

-The jewel shelf?

-Yeah. The shelf where we keep all the jewels.

Are you telling me

that the blue jewel

has been on the jewel shelf

all this time?

Yeah! Great, isn't it?

Erm, Captain, shouldn't you be

hiding this for the Shipwreck Rummage?

Yeah, and clean yourself up. You're a right state.

Moving on!

All right, then, my friends.

We have to get back all five of my jewels in the Shipwreck Rummage,

so to make sure we are ready,

let's do the Swashbuckle Salute one more time.

Let me see you marching!

Put your hand on your hearts!

-Here we go! Eye patch. AUDIENCE:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat. AUDIENCE:

-Pirate hat.

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harr!

Come on! We are ready for this.

It's the...

The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels that

have been hidden around the shipwreck.

Use the map,

because X marks the spot where each of the jewels can be found.

But be careful!

Cook, Line, and Captain Captain have hidden the jewels well,

and they must all be in the chest before the time runs out!

CHEERING

OK, me hearties. You have to find all five of my jewels.

Now, let me show you where they're hiding. Up on the top deck

we have the blue one in one of Captain Captain's treasure chests.

Then on the middle deck, the green jewel

is in the crates of rats and mice.

And also the red one is over in the laundry.

And on the lower deck, the white jewel is in the rope store.

And the purple one is over there in the shark tank.

So, Evie and Harvey, you're going first for me. Where are you going?

-The shark tank.

-To the shark tank! OK, are we ready to play?

-ALL:

-Arrr-harrr!

Then Swashbucklers away!

Come on, let's win those jewels back.

Evie and Harvey, on their marks and off to the sharks.

They have five jewels to collect.

Oh, that's the first!

-So where are you going next?

-To the green one.

-To the green one.

And off you go!

Brilliant!

Yes, well done!

That's the purple!

Now Harry and Elisa are off to the rats and mice.

So we're now looking for the green one.

Watch out for cheeky Cook!

-I found it!

-That's the green. Quick work!

-OK, so where are you going to go next for me?

-Er...

-..the white one!

-OK, wait for them to come back, and off you go!

Harvey and Evie dodge Cook's bucket of fish.

The white is well hidden in the rope store!

It's behind you!

-Don't listen to Line!

-I don't know where it's going to be!

Well-spotted, Harvey!

Yes, OK, so we've got the white one. Where are you going next?

To the laundry, OK.

Oh, no! Harvey's tangled in the ropes!

Come back! Come on!

He's free now, phew!

That's three jewels.

That's it. Brilliant.

Up to the laundry for Elisa and Harry.

Where are we going?

The tentacle's getting closer!

You've got to be quick! You're running out of time!

Look out for those beach balls!

That's it. Yes, we've got it!

OK, so now the last one is the blue one right at the top.

-We have to make it up there in time.

-Come on, Swashbucklers!

Hurry down that slide!

Go, go!

In the middle!

That's it. Well done.

Only one more jewel to get!

Will they have time?

It's a long way to the top deck to find that blue!

Time is really tight!

Nine, eight,

seven, six,

five, four...

-ALL:

-Three, two, one.

BELL RINGS

Oh, Harvey had the jewel, but we need it down here!

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view. Over to you.

Our Swashbucklers had a tough five jewels to collect.

Evie braved the sharks to find the purple.

Harry and Elisa grabbed the green in the rats and mice.

Harvey got in a tangle while spotting the white.

Elisa and Harry dodged the beach balls to get the red in the laundry.

Harvey had the last jewel. It was so close, but they ran out of time!

Sorry, Gem, it's a lose!

Oh!

We were so close! Harvey had the blue jewel in his hand!

But we couldn't get it into the chest in time.

Really sorry, me hearties.

We have to close it for today

and the naughty pirates won't be walking the plank.

-But have you had lots of fun on Swashbuckle?

-Yes!

Let's give my brave Swashbucklers a big cheer!

CHEERING

You know, Gem, I don't think you even deserve this jewel.

You wouldn't look after and love it like I do.

In fact, Cook, Line,

it's looking a little bit grubby from the Shipwreck Rummage.

Give it a little polish for me, will you?

-BOTH:

-Aye-aye, Captain!

Soon we'll be able to see your lovely, smiley face in it!

Oh! My precious jewel!

I'm going to mmmmm!

I'm going to mmmmm!

Ooh!

Well, it won't be long before one of those naughty pirates joins

that jewel there in the stinky ship's mess.

Hopefully it'll be next time. We'll see you then for more Swashbuckle!

CHEERING

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates go go go. #

Swashbuckle cheer!

Arrr-harrr!