Little Sea Monster Swashbuckle

# A band of naughty pirates Took some jewels from me

# I hid on board their pirate ship And sailed off out to sea

# But they weren't watching where they went

# And shipwrecked on the sand

# I want to win my treasure back Will you give me a hand?

-ALL:

-# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Will you help me win my treasure back?

-Yeah!

-Shall we make the pirates walk the plank?

-Yeah!

Well, let's hear you then, me hearties!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

Yeah!

Ahoy there, me hearties, and welcome to Swashbuckle.

Arrr-harrr!

I'm Gem. It's great to have you all aboard the Scarlet Squid.

Now, are you ready for a rip-roaring pirate adventure?

Arrr-harrr!

And will you help me win back

all of my jewels from those very pesky pirates?

Yeah!

Thank you. Now, where is Captain Captain? Can you see her anywhere?

Boo!

That's right, boo!

Because pirates are nasty, mean and greedy

and we only want treasure for ourselves, ha-ha-ha!

BOTH: Save the sea monsters! Save the sea monsters!

Uh, give generously.

And the rest! That's better.

Cook, Line!

BOTH: Yes, Captain Chief Admiral Pirate Tremendous

And Incredibly Nasty - the Third.

I told you, call me Captain Captain for short.

-Yes, Captain Captain For Short.

-What are you doing?

We're collecting for the Save The Sea Monsters charity.

-Oh, great cause.

-Yeah.

All this gold will go to save helpless sea monsters.

Yeah, it's Little Sea Monster's idea.

Say hello to Little Sea Monster, everyone!

-AUDIENCE:

-Hello!

Aww, here you go.

Stop that! We're pirates - we don't give treasure away, we take it!

Hand it over.

I'll get my hands on that charity treasure, you see if I don't!

Greedy Captain Captain!

She may not like giving away treasure

but she might have to give away some jewels back to me later.

Squawk, let's meet today's Swashbucklers.

Playing today, we've got Will.

Will is six and he likes to collect stones.

His Swashbuckle name is Washboard Will.

Say hello to Chloe.

Chloe is six and she likes ponies and donkeys.

Her Swashbuckle name is Buccaneer Chloe.

Welcome aboard, Robyn.

Robyn is six and her favourite game is hide and seek.

Her Swashbuckle name is Red Beard Robyn.

It's James.

James is six and he'd like to go round the world.

Well, don't sail with those pesky pirates!

His Swashbuckle name is Starboard James.

Ha-ha-ha!

Welcome aboard to my newest team of Swashbucklers,

here to help me win back all of my jewels from Captain Captain.

But I need to make sure they are ready for the challenge,

so, me hearties, let's do the Swashbuckle salute.

Let me see you all marching.

Put your hand on your heart.

-Here we go! Eye patch. AUDIENCE:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat. AUDIENCE:

-Pirate hat.

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

Brilliant, well done, we are ready. Squawk, what do we have to do today?

Ark! You daring Swashbucklers need to work as a team as you take part

in different pirate games. Every time you win a game,

Captain Captain will give you a jewel for your treasure chest.

Win all five jewels

and one of the naughty pirates will walk the plank into the ship's mess.

And here is our treasure chest.

So, when you win back all of my five shiny, sparkly jewels

from Captain Captain, we'll put them in here to keep them very safe, OK?

I won't be giving away any of my treasure.

Not to you and certainly not to any little sea monster.

Ah! There she is.

You may not have any choice, Captain Captain.

Those jewels will soon be ours. Squawk, what's the first game?

Our first game is Potty Portholes.

Ark! The aim of the game is to knock down all the portholes.

All you have to do is collect the soft green cannonballs,

load them into the cannons and fire.

But look out, because Cook and Line will try to put you off.

Here is one of the green squashy balls you have to

collect from the baskets over there, that are covered in seaweed.

Bring them back into the cannons and fire them at the portholes.

But look out for the two pesky pirates -

they will try to put you off because they are very cheeky.

You have as long as it takes for the octopus to reach

across the screen and close the treasure chest, to play the game.

Will and Robyn, you'll fire the cannons for me.

I'll pop that ball in there to start you off.

James and Chloe, go collect the balls. You ready?

-Are we ready to play?

-Arrr-harrr!

Then Swashbucklers away! Come on, let's get these portholes down.

One down straight away! Well done, Will.

Will's got one already!

That's it, James, bring the balls back as quick as you can.

-They've already got one!

-Well done.

Very good, that's it.

There you go, Robyn. Yes! Another one down.

That's it, got two down, well done, everyone.

Oh, that was a close one. Let's try again.

-Stop hula-hooping, Line!

-Pop them into there.

Very good.

Oh, yes, well done, Robyn, and well done, Will!

Yes, and another one down!

Only four more to get, me hearties.

Still got plenty of time, well done.

Cook and Line are now dancing. Quick, the targets are free!

Dancing won't stop them!

Oh, try again. Come on, James, collect some more balls up for us.

Yes, another one down! Three left to get, very good.

Ready... That's it, line it up.

Silly Line!

We've got Cook dancing around it.

Yeah!

Brilliant! Two more to go.

You're not supposed to hit me!

We've got 30 seconds left. Come on, we're getting close now, team.

Yes, one more! Come on!

Only one to go!

Come on, James, Chloe, get some more balls, quickly!

We're running out of time! It's the last ten seconds.

Nine, eight, seven,

six, five, four,

three, two, one...

BELL RINGS

Oh-ho-ho, that was so close! One more porthole to knock down.

Never mind, me hearties.

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view, over to you.

Ark! Will popped the first porthole straight away.

Line hula-hooped while Robyn knocked down another two.

Soon there were three left in the middle.

Then two.

Then one.

But as Cook and Line peeped through the portholes,

the team's time ran out.

Sorry, Gem, this was a lose.

Oh, it was so close!

Never mind, me hearties, don't worry, my friends,

because we can still win that jewel back later

in the Shipwreck Rummage.

Ha-ha! Tough luck, Gem, I get to keep the jewel.

No, Little Sea Monster!

The Swashbucklers didn't win the jewel

and I'm certainly not giving it to the Save The Sea Monsters charity.

-AUDIENCE:

-Boo!

-Aww!

Little Sea Monster's just trying to save the sea monsters.

But who's going to save those pesky pirates from the stinky ship's mess?

Ha-ha-ha!

Here you go. Look how much gold we've collected

for the Save The Sea Monsters charity.

Oh, pirates and sea monsters working together for charity.

-I really feel like we've bonded today.

-Come on.

Why aren't you two slopping out?

Treasure. Right, hand it over.

That treasure's mine!

-Give me my treasure!

-Careful, careful!

Oh, here, you're cute, but you're stronger than you look, ain't you?

Tense for me, tense. Oh! Oh, strong.

Let that be a lesson for you, greedy Captain Captain,

and maybe you'll be falling into the smelly ship's mess later instead.

Ha-ha! Right, Squawk, we want to play another game.

-What is it, please?

-The second game is Bouncy Sails.

Ark! The aim of this game is to fill all the holes

with the soft toy rats and mice.

All you have to do is bounce on the ship's sails

and pull the ropes to release the rodents.

Then your team-mates have to put them in the correct hole.

But be careful - Cook or Line will be bouncing too

and trying to stop you.

And here are the soft toy rats

and mice we need to find to play the game.

We need to put the big rats into the big holes

and the little holes are for the little mice.

And you can find these over here in the sacks above the bouncy sail.

But look out for Line dancing along the sacks,

he may try to put you off.

Also, watch out for Cook as well in the octopus costume

playing peepo. James and Chloe, will you do the bouncing for me?

Brilliant! Over here we've got Will and Robyn.

I'll give you these to start you off.

First I need to know, are we ready to play?

Arrr-harrr!

Then Swashbucklers away!

That was a great jump, well done, James.

Another big jump, Chloe. Big pull.

Robyn, they're behind you.

James, well done. Big throw again. Another big throw.

That's it, and there's one behind you.

This one!

Very good, well done.

Right, James, another big jump up there to get the other sack down.

There's some down here, look. There you go, Robyn.

Give them to me, Line!

Thanks, Line. Ha-ha!

-There you go, Swashbucklers.

-Gem, stop helping!

Well done, me hearties!

We're halfway now.

-Hide some in your net, Cook.

-That's it, well done.

Oh, hang on a minute,

I can see Cook over here collecting lots of them in his net.

Uh, Cook... Quick, Robyn, in here! I'm trying to help you!

-There you go!

-Let go, Gem!

Ha-ha-ha!

Cook, stop it!

We need some more rats, me hearties.

Seven mice still to go.

We're running out of time.

There's another mouse there.

We need the mice, me hearties! Get some more mice!

-Are they going to do it?

-There's one in here.

Ten, nine, eight...

Quick, quick!

..six, five, four,

three, two, one...

Is that it? We've done it! BELL RINGS

I think we may have done it.

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view, over to you.

Ark! Our Swashbucklers had the wind in their sails.

Chloe and James kept throwing the rodents,

Robyn rifled the rats from Cook's net

and Will helped the last mouse into its hole.

Full speed ahead, Gem, it's a win.

Yes! You did it!

Well done, Swashbucklers, you've won back out first jewel.

So, Captain Captain, you know the rule...

-ALL:

-Send down a jewel!

I can't believe I'm losing a jewel.

All the more reason for me

to get my hands on that little pesky sea monster's treasure.

Here, have it.

Yeah!

Here it comes. Yes!

There we go. Chloe, pop it in the chest for me, please.

Brilliant! Come on, yeah!

Right, I'm off to find Little Sea Monster.

I need to get my hands on her lovely loot.

I wonder if she's hiding in the cabin.

Wow, we have collected

so much treasure for the Save The Sea Monsters charity.

Yeah, well, it is for a very good cause, isn't it, Little Sea Monster?

-Where's that naughty Little Sea Monster?

-Quick, hide!

SHE SNIFFS

Is that gold I can smell?

Come out.

Where is it?

I don't know, Captain, your nose must be playing tricks on you.

It's probably my socks you can smell, yeah.

Oh! Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, I'm getting a hint of lavender

and a faint whiff of cheddar. Are you getting that?

Aha! I knew it!

You have to get up pretty early to outsmart THIS captain!

Sorry, Captain Captain,

that treasure is to help save the sea monsters.

Not any more! Give it to me!

-Oh, there she is!

-Hide, Little Monster, she's coming!

Quick, get out of here!

Little Monster! Get going, she's coming to get you!

Yeah, good one.

Oh!

SHE SOBS

-Oh, there!

-Little Sea Monster!

Little Sea Monster!

Faster, Little Sea Monster, faster! That's it!

Oh... I'm never going to find that gold!

Oh, there, there.

-WHISPERS:

-Oh, there she is. Get down! Little Sea Monster!

Ha-ha-ha! I've got the treasure, I've got the treasure!

Na-na-na-na-na! Na-na-na-na-na! Oh!

-CRASH!

-Oh!

-You all right, Captain Captain?

-Yes.

I'm absolutely fine. Here, take this. And this.

Have it all!

Well, people that give generously to charity deserve a sticker,

don't they, Little Monster?

Thank you.

I'm fine!

Ha-ha-ha! All right, Swashbucklers,

you now have to find four more of my jewels in the Shipwreck Rummage.

To make sure we're ready,

let's do the Swashbuckle salute once more.

Let me see you all marching.

Put your hand on your heart.

-Here we go!

-Eye patch.

-AUDIENCE:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat. AUDIENCE:

-Pirate hat.

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

Bring it on, we're ready.

It's the Shipwreck Rummage.

Ark! The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels

that have been hidden around the shipwreck.

Use the map, because X marks the spot

where each of the jewels can be found.

But be careful - Cook, Line and Captain Captain

have hidden the jewels well, and they must all be in the chest

before the time runs out.

OK, Swashbucklers, you have to find four more of my jewels now.

Let me show you where they're hiding.

The green jewel is up on the top deck

in one of the three bird's nests.

And the white jewel is on the middle deck over in the laundry.

The red jewel is on the lower deck in the rope store.

And the blue jewel is also on the lower deck, over in the food store.

-James, Robyn, you're going first. Which colour will you go for?

-Blue.

Going for the blue one. Are we ready to play?

-Arrr-harrr!

-Then Swashbucklers away!

-BELL RINGS

-The bell rings.

James and Robyn run for the food store,

but it's not dinner time, ha-ha!

It's time to find the blue.

I think I see it, I think I see it somewhere!

Well done, James.

They've got the blue one, so where are we going to go next?

-Laundry.

-The white one?

-Yeah.

OK, off you go! Well done, brilliant.

Quick as you can!

Chloe and Will whizz up to the washing on the middle deck.

They need the white in the laundry.

-COOK:

-Where's it going to be?

Just pull it down!

-Can you find it?

-Oh, it's in there somewhere.

It's there, it's there!

-SQUAWK:

-Will's got it!

They've got the white - where are you going next?

-Rope store.

-Going down to the rope store, OK.

Down as quick as you can, Will. That's it, good boy.

And off you go!

James and Robyn race to the rope store in search of the red.

Fishes for sale, fishes for sale!

Oh, that's mine! Give that back!

That's the red! They're too quick for you, Line.

Go to the top deck! Go, go, go, quick as you can!

Good girl! Into the middle.

There's one jewel left to find.

Can Will and Chloe bring back the green?

It's right at the top of the ship.

-COOK:

-Oh, you're running out of time, Swashbucklers!

What do you think you're doing up here?

They're after your jewel!

They won't find them in here. There's no jewels in here.

-SQUAWK:

-They've got their hands on it! Quick, Swashbucklers!

We're running out of time, quick!

Ten, nine, eight,

seven, six, five,

four, three,

two, one!

BELL RINGS Ha-ha-ha!

We got there just in time, me hearties, well done!

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view, over to you. Yes!

Ark! Our team had to be fast to find four.

James bagged blue in the food store,

Will made a clean getaway from the laundry with white,

Robyn released the red from the rope store,

and Chloe pecked out green from the bird's nest.

Four out of four - it's a win!

Yes!

Oh, Swashbucklers, I don't know about you but I'm out of breath.

That was brilliant! Chloe, you were so speedy, well done.

You've won back all of my jewels,

so now I can share them out with you to hold on to.

-There you go, James.

-Thank you.

-Robyn.

-Thank you.

-Chloe.

-Thank you.

-You're welcome. There you go, Will.

-Thank you.

That's all right. And the blue one for me.

-Let's hear it for my Swashbucklers. ALL:

-Yeah!

So, we got all five of the jewels back.

You know what that means -

one of the naughty pirates has to walk the plank.

But which one will it be?

In fact, it might be all three, because look over here -

we've got a special bit here on the wheel.

If it lands on that one, Will,

then all three have to go in for the triple slop drop! Ha-ha-ha!

So, let's spin the wheel. Off we go. Big spin.

Will it be Cook with the white hat?

Captain Captain with the black hat?

Line with the red bandana?

Or will it be all three naughty pirates?

It's going to be...

..the triple slop drop!

Noooo!

Ha-ha-ha!

So, pirates, it's time for all of you to...

-ALL:

-Walk the plank! Walk the plank!

Walk the plank!

-LINE:

-Someone go with me!

-Off you go!

-I don't want to go!

-Off you go!

You go first, Line.

Well done! Bye-bye, everyone!

Captain Captain, you have to join them. Come on, walk the plank.

Oh, but I don't want to...

Walk the plank! Walk the plank!

SHE WHIMPERS

I don't like it!

It's stinky, stinky, stinky.

Ha-ha-ha!

Eww! Ha-ha!

Well, that's very generous of all three pirates to walk the plank.

Brilliant! We'll see you next time for more Swashbuckle.

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

-Swashbuckle cheer!

-Arrr-harrr!