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So there I was, hard at it, doing me homework, when my ma comes in. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
Ah, Roy, that doesn't look like your homework! | 0:00:04 | 0:00:07 | |
But, Ma, it's history homework for Hammo. | 0:00:07 | 0:00:09 | |
Ah, history! | 0:00:09 | 0:00:11 | |
Gossip's fancy cousin. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
Your assignment is to write the life story | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
of a historical figure of your choice. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
-I want... -He wants every fact, every figure, every single detail. | 0:00:18 | 0:00:23 | |
I don't know where to start. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
What do I know about the woman who built France | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
or the man who invented hiccups? | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
Why not try writing about the person you know best? | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
-Who's that? -You. We're all a part of history. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
Ma was right. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:35 | |
But did I really want everybody knowing everything about me? | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
Sometimes I wish even I didn't know. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
Me da was very persuasive, though. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
You know what HE'S like when he gets fired up about something. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:46 | |
Does whatever you're saying mean I have to stop reading this paper? | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
No. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
-Do that, then. -So I'm writing it all down. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
The life and thoughts of Roy O'Brien. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:57 | |
Cos these are The Roy Files. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
-MANY VOICES: -Roy! | 0:00:59 | 0:01:00 | |
I'd like you all to meet somebody. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
This is my pet cockroach, Derek. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
I don't know why I called him that. It just seemed to fit. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
Just look at his little face! | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
Cute and lovable. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
He gets that from me. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
Weird and disgusting, that's all he gets from you. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
Yeah, good to see you too, Sis. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
What's that, buddy? | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
OK, I'll ask her. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
Derek was just wondering | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
if that lady cockroach in your hair was single. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
What? Argh! | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
-Gotcha! -That's not funny! | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
It is a little bit funny. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
Now, where was I? | 0:01:36 | 0:01:37 | |
Ah, yes. I just love animals. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
I'm making balloon animals. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
It's harder than I thought but I'm getting the hang of it. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:47 | |
I've made... | 0:01:47 | 0:01:48 | |
..a worm... | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
..panda's big toe | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
and panda's other big toe. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
All animals. You name it, I love it. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
-What's that? -Either an emperor penguin or a blue-winged goose. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:06 | |
What does a blue-winged goose look like? | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
No idea. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
What does an emperor penguin look like? | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
There's always been a special bond between me and the animal kingdom. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:16 | |
But don't worry, Derek, cockroaches are me favourite. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:20 | |
That's because you've got so much in common. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
-You think so? -Yeah. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
Because you're both pests and nobody wants you in their house. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
She's only jealous | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
because she doesn't understand animals the way I do. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
Do you want to play fetch? Yeah? | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
OK. Come on. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:34 | |
Nnnnnnnnnngggg-ah! | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
DOG BARKS | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
Have you ever seen someone who likes playing fetch more than a dog? | 0:02:40 | 0:02:44 | |
No. You? | 0:02:44 | 0:02:45 | |
I can really get inside an animal's head. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
Unfortunately, sometimes they can get inside mine too. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
-ROY CHATTERS AND SQUEAKS -What in the blue blazes is going on? | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
He's just getting into the spirit of things, sir. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
You know, trying to see things from the animal's perspective. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
Role-play. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
Well, I, for one, am delighted to see one of my students | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
expressing himself so freely. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
ROY GRUNTS | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
Although, now we may be bordering on the inappropriate. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
OK, that's enough, Roy, now. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
Stop it, Roy. Roy, stop it! | 0:03:13 | 0:03:14 | |
Roy, stop that this instant or I'll have you suspended! | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
ROY CHATTERS | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
Unhand me! Roy! | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
Unhand me! | 0:03:25 | 0:03:26 | |
ROY GROWLS PLAYFULLY | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
Will you stop?! | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
Roy! Roy, what are you doing? Stop it at once! | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
Listen to your mother, Roy. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:37 | |
I've never seen such a senseless waste of cupcakes. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
I don't know what Hammo's problem was. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
I mean, who doesn't love cupcakes? | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
I've seen some sights around, O'Brien, | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
but your simian misadventures were the absolute and total limit. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:50 | |
My what? Were the what, now? | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
He means he didn't like it when you turned into that great big monkey. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:56 | |
Thanks, Da. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:57 | |
I don't know. Why can't teachers just talk like other humans? | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
Pfff. Search me. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
You know, I think I get on better with animals than humans. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:06 | |
Well, not all animals. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:07 | |
Why are you worrying? He's friendly, Roy. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
CAT MEOWS | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
All right, Mungo. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
Right, onwards and upwards, huh? | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
That Mungo was one nasty cat. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
CAT MEOWS | 0:04:20 | 0:04:21 | |
That's enough out of you, Mungo. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
CAT MEOWS | 0:04:24 | 0:04:25 | |
CAT MEOWS | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
Maura... Maura! | 0:04:29 | 0:04:30 | |
I reckon Aunt Bridie never fed that horrible old furball. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:36 | |
He just lives off a diet of cartoon fingers. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
-Do I have to? -It won't take you a minute. Go on. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:42 | |
I know, but he's going to be there. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
He won't be there. Come on. Good boy. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
Come on, love, it's getting cold. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
ROY SIGHS | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
Have you got it? | 0:04:54 | 0:04:55 | |
Almost. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
CAT SCREECHES | 0:04:57 | 0:04:58 | |
Argh! | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
Good lad. You see? | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
That wasn't too bad, now, was it? | 0:05:03 | 0:05:04 | |
But the worst of it is, even though I'm mad about animals, | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
me ma and da say I'm not old enough for a proper pet. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
All I ever got was a goldfish. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
What's his name? | 0:05:14 | 0:05:15 | |
I don't know. How about... | 0:05:15 | 0:05:19 | |
Rover? | 0:05:19 | 0:05:20 | |
Welcome, Rover. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
Rover was cool but, you know, | 0:05:22 | 0:05:23 | |
it's not like we ever played down in the park | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
or howled at the moon together. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:27 | |
And I'm not saying you're not a proper pet either, Derek, | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
but Ma and Da don't even know about you. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
They wouldn't understand. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:33 | |
That's why we keep you secret. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
Oh, really! How very interesting. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
Ma! Da! | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
Shh! What are you doing? | 0:05:41 | 0:05:42 | |
What's all the shouting about? | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
Yeah. I can hardly hear myself making me sandwich. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
You know Roy's friend Derek that he's always talking about? | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
Well, he's not human. He's a... | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
I forgot me sister was a rat. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
-What's Becky talking about, Roy? -Stop trying to change the subject. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
-What subject? -Why I can't have a pet. | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
I think it's you that's trying to change the subject. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
Just answer the question. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:03 | |
Please! | 0:06:03 | 0:06:04 | |
-What kind of dog do you want? -Bill! | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
-What? -I'm not living with a dog. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
Why not? | 0:06:08 | 0:06:09 | |
Because they're smelly, they're messy. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
Sounds more like you. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:13 | |
Mam, tell him! | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
You're not responsible enough to look after a dog. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
Yeah, I am! | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
Listen, love, we already talked about this. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
The last thing this house needs | 0:06:24 | 0:06:25 | |
is another great slobbering messy brute | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
eating us out of house and home. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
Listen to your mother, Son. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
We've already got one of those. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
The thing is, when a cartoon boy gets upset, | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
who knows what trouble it will lead to? | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
I wanted to have a dog so much that I actually turned into one. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
Don't ask me how. It's a cartoon thing. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:49 | |
Mrs O'Brien. Lovely to see you again. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
RAPID PANTING | 0:06:52 | 0:06:53 | |
Roy! | 0:06:53 | 0:06:54 | |
Poor baby! | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
You call this a minor injury? | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
I've seen some sights around, O'Brien, | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
but your canine misadventures really were the absolute and total limit. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:07 | |
Da, translation, please. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
Basically, he thought that you turning into a dog was nuts. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:13 | |
Thanks, Da. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
-Where are yous going? -Shopping. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:16 | |
Roy's going to need a...a bowl, | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
a doggy basket and... | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
One of those plastic toys he can chew on. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
Well, you're not leaving him with me. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
-I'm meeting me friends in town. -Well, not any more you're not. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:29 | |
ROY PANTS RAPIDLY | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
'Being a dog really opened me eyes to what it was like being a pet.' | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
ROY BARKS | 0:07:36 | 0:07:37 | |
'And it wasn't all good.' | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
CAR HORN BEEPS | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
Stupid dog! Get out of the way! | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
ROY WHIMPERS | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
Ready to score the winning goal in the European Cup final? | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
'Then again, there was an upside too. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
'No homework and no bedroom to tidy. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
'Just playing all day. Result!' | 0:07:54 | 0:07:57 | |
I thought it was hard keeping up with a cartoon boy. | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
Keeping up with a cartoon dog is twice as bad. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
What are you eating? | 0:08:03 | 0:08:04 | |
-'Plus, there were lots of new ways...' -Spit it out! | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
'..to gross out Becky, | 0:08:07 | 0:08:08 | |
'and grossing out Becky just never gets old.' | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
-Gross! -ROY BARKS | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
ROY BARKS | 0:08:28 | 0:08:29 | |
You are beyond revolting. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
You keep a pet cockroach and use the lawn for a toilet. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
Could you be more disgusting? | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
-Totally. You forgot about the frogs in the bathroom. -Ugh! | 0:08:37 | 0:08:41 | |
SHE HUMS | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrggghhh! | 0:08:47 | 0:08:51 | |
What choice did I have? | 0:08:53 | 0:08:54 | |
I had to give Winston and Francesca a home | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
after I saved them from that deranged killer. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
Scalpel. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:00 | |
The chloroform | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
will knock the frogs out, | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
so they won't feel any pain at all. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:17 | |
HE LAUGHS AWKWARDLY | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
And now... | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
we introduce... | 0:09:25 | 0:09:26 | |
..the frogs! | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
I've seen some sights around, O'Brien, | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
but your amphibian misadventures | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
really, really were the absolute and total limit. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:37 | |
Hammo didn't like it when I messed with the frogs? | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
PUPILS LAUGH | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
Right, what's going on here? | 0:09:47 | 0:09:50 | |
Where are the frogs? | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
'After that close shave, it was down to me to keep them safe.' | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
It's time for me to teach you how to be frogs. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:06 | |
Here I go. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
So, in the wild, this is how frogs communicate with each other. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
ROY STRUGGLES | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
I'm all right... | 0:10:17 | 0:10:18 | |
I'm all right. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
I'm not all right. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
'If they were going to survive in the wild, they had a lot to learn.' | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
Hopping. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
Essential in the wild for a quick escape. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
Could save your life. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
BOING! CRASH! | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
FROG RIBBITS | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
Luckily, they had a survival expert on hand to teach them the ropes. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:42 | |
We're going to learn how to use those tongues, lads. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:46 | |
Right? | 0:10:46 | 0:10:47 | |
So, let's say you want that big, juicy fly on the wall. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:51 | |
Who could resist those little froggy fellas? | 0:10:55 | 0:10:59 | |
Turns out me ma could. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
About the frogs... | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
Really? | 0:11:03 | 0:11:04 | |
They're frogs. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:07 | |
-They're disgusting. -ROY GASPS | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
I'm afraid they're going to have to go. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
ROY GASPS | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
Shhh. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:18 | |
I don't want to but it's for your own good. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:23 | |
Maybe some day, years from now, | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
you'll understand, | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
when you have children of your own. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
Go free and live your own lives. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
Are you sure they'll be all right? | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
It's the best place for them, Roy. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
There're safe now. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
Goodbye, Francesca! | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
Goodbye, Winston! | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
As it turned out, | 0:11:56 | 0:11:57 | |
Winston and Francesca had left me a little present. | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
Well, a few hundred of them, actually. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:04 | |
And it turns out Winston and Francesca had hundreds of babies. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:08 | |
Seriously, me ma found them hopping in the garden. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
Roooooooooyyyyyy! | 0:12:11 | 0:12:15 | |
I don't think I've ever seen her angrier than she was that day. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
Maybe that has something to do with her not wanting me to have a pet. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:22 | |
Anyway, plenty to think about when it comes to pets and animals, | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
but keep to these simple rules and you'll be fine. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
Dogs are a lot smarter than we think. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
For starters, we feed them, wash them | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
and then pick up their poo for them. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
Who's really in charge there? | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
I'm not saying they're taking over the world | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
but we should probably keep an eye on them anyway. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
And, remember, pets are not toys or accessories. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:46 | |
They're just like us. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:47 | |
Well, not humans but, | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
you know, people. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
Well, they're not people but... | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
Look, just be nice to your pets, OK? | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
And, finally, pets are a big responsibility. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
So if you do get a pet, make sure you look after it. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
Right, Derek? | 0:13:02 | 0:13:03 | |
Derek? | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
Wait a sec. You're not Derek. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
And who are you? | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
And who are those lads? | 0:13:10 | 0:13:11 | |
This can't be good. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
Anyway, there you go. Scrapbook sorted. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
Now, where did Derek get to? | 0:13:15 | 0:13:18 | |
Roy, come down for your... | 0:13:18 | 0:13:19 | |
Aaaaaarrrrgh! | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
Uh-oh. Sounds like me ma just found Derek. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
I've got to go. See yous. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 |