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So there I was, hard at it doing my homework when my ma comes in. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
Aw, Roy, that doesn't look like your homework. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
But Ma, it's History homework for Hammo. | 0:00:07 | 0:00:10 | |
Ah, History. Gossip's fancy cousin. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
Your assignment is to write the life story of a historical figure | 0:00:13 | 0:00:17 | |
of your choice. | 0:00:17 | 0:00:18 | |
-BOTH: -He wants every fact, every figure, every single detail. | 0:00:18 | 0:00:23 | |
I don't know where to start. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
What do I know about the woman who built France | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
or the man who invented hiccups? | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
-Why not try writing about the person you know best? -Who's that? | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
-You. We're all a part of history. -Ma was right but did I really want | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
everyone knowing everything about me? | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
There are some things I wish even I didn't know. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
My da was very persuasive though. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
You know what he's like when he gets worked up about something. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
Will whatever you're saying mean I have to have to stop | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
-reading this paper? -No. -Do that, then. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
So I'm writing it all down, the life and thoughts of Roy O'Brien. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:56 | |
Cos these are The Roy Files. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
Ah... Ah... Ah... | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
Achoo! | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
-Stupid cold. -HE SNIFFS | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
I know everyone always thinks they get it worse than everybody else... | 0:01:10 | 0:01:14 | |
but I really do. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
I'm so full of mucus, even me thought bubbles | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
are filling up with green, slimy gunge. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
Cartoon colds are no joke, | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
and I catch them all. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
'My da says I should just move into Dr Raschid's to save on petrol.' | 0:01:26 | 0:01:30 | |
Mm-hm. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:31 | |
HE TUTS, SIGHS | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
So? Is there anything you can give him, doctor? | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
-HE TUTS -Well, to be honest, it's the first | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
time I've seen anything like this... again. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
'Fair play to the doc, though - | 0:01:42 | 0:01:43 | |
'being a cartoon boy's doctor is no easy job...' | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
What manner of serpent is this, wizard? | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
-Stay away... -HE SNORES | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
'..but he's always been there for me...' | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
Hm...it's probably a cartoon response to being | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
emotionally-elated. Yeah. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
'..even when things get a little weird.' | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
OK, Roy, next time you're embarrassed, | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
I just want you to say to yourself, | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
"I'm calm and I'm still, and still I am calm." | 0:02:05 | 0:02:09 | |
Over and over, all right? | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
The truth is, Roy, I've really enjoyed the experience. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
Being your GP has given me | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
more challenges than most doctors face in a lifetime. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
Most vets, too! | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
HE PANTS | 0:02:22 | 0:02:23 | |
OK, Roy, I just want to have a little chat with Mum and Dad, | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
so if you can go out - out to the hall? | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
-HE PANTS -Good boy. Good boy. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
'Old Doc Raschid, he's one smart cookie - | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
'maybe even a little too smart.' | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
OK, it could be one of two things. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:39 | |
-Either it's oxygenating levatis aboliosis... -Wha?! -Come again? | 0:02:39 | 0:02:43 | |
It's a rare gaseous condition that affects boys | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
mainly in the 9-12 age group, and can only really be treated | 0:02:47 | 0:02:52 | |
by spending an entire month in bed. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
No distractions, complete calm - | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
no TV, no music, | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
and absolutely nil by mouth. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
Or it could be that Roy has... | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
swallowed a bar of soap to fake sick and get off school. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
-BECKY LAUGHS -Oh, Roy. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
I'm really disappointed in you. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
Erm, but...a whole bar of soap? | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
BECKY SCOFFS | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
So Roy, which do you think it is? | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
Well... Erm... | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
Still, when you've been to the doc as much as I have, | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
you can't help learning a thing or two. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:28 | |
And what I've learned is this - | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
if you don't want to spend all your time at the doctors... | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
-HE SNIFFS -..don't get sick. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
'That means looking after yourself, | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
'which starts with making sure you eat well.' | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
Erm, can I have greasy chips and gravy, four cheeseburgers - | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
extra oily - and, erm, can you hold the bun, please? | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
'Yep, a healthy, balanced diet is a must... | 0:03:46 | 0:03:50 | |
'with the occasional treat, of course.' | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
-Aw, Roy. -Ah, I was wondering where that went. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
Mm... still good. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
'I'm always told, when it comes to healthy eating, | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
'your parents should set a good example at home. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
'But I don't know what they were telling me for - | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
'my dad's the one who needs to know that.' | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
Look at this - a Bill special. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
BILL GROANS, ROY GASPS | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
-What is that? -Well, there's, erm... | 0:04:17 | 0:04:18 | |
Oh! That's hot. You have that one. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
Sausages, there's pizza. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
Pizza's your favourite, Sarah. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
And that is a whole chicken. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:26 | |
-All...? -Battered! -Ah-h-h! | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
Now hold on a second there, son - | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
I have always tried to maintain a balanced diet. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
You know what they say - "You are what you eat." | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
-Anyone fancy that last battered sausage? -No, that's all yours, love. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:43 | |
Brilliant. Oh-ho! Look at this. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
-MAURA GROANS -Real grub. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:48 | |
You are what you eat? | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
Wouldn't that make you a family-size bag of pickled onion crisps? | 0:04:50 | 0:04:54 | |
Fit? | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
We ARE fit. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
ROY CRUNCHES, BILL BELCHES | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
This family does not do unfit. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
-HE BELCHES -Manners. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
For your information, young lady, | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
crisps are made from potatoes, | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
which, just like pickled onions, are vegetables, | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
so that's two out of your five-a-day right there. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
And you call yourself a vegetable-arian?(!) | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
That meat looks a bit manky. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
Becky's gone vegetarian, so I'm trying something new - | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
nutloaf. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:25 | |
Now here, I've heard everything, and now a vampire vegetarian? | 0:05:25 | 0:05:29 | |
-Meat is murder. -Your head is murder. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
Roy, will you show your sister a bit of support, huh? | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
HE SCOFFS | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
Sure, she'll only be a vegetarian for a few days... | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
at most. She'll be munching chops by the end of the week. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:44 | |
-That looks lovely, Maura. -Thanks, Ma. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
Come on, Ma, let the freak eat squirrel food if she wants - | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
can we have some sausages instead? | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
'I guess I can't blame it all on me dad, though.' | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
Yeah, you can... You can really taste the, um... | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
..nut. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:01 | |
'The truth is, I might have a little bit of a bad attitude.' | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
THEY CRUNCH LOUDLY | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
"Me Becky. Me eat rabbit food." | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
'And my ma does her best.' | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
Spirulina and spinach smoothie. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:21 | |
Is that, erm...? | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
Is that not the same stuff you put on your face last night? | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
-HE YELPS -It'll do you good. -Mind me six-pack. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
More like a 36-pack. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
-WHINES: -"More like a 36-pack." | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
Here, sweetheart. I wouldn't want you to starve now, would I? | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
Huh? Enjoy(!) | 0:06:36 | 0:06:37 | |
'But if nature wants us to eat all that stuff, | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
'why doesn't it grow on plates? | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
'It's all over the ground - it's like nature already threw it away, | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
'and I'm not surprised - that's what you're supposed to do | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
'when food turns green.' | 0:06:47 | 0:06:48 | |
I don't know why I have to suffer, | 0:06:48 | 0:06:49 | |
just because you can't fit into your jeans. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
BILL GROANS | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
'But I know me ma's right - | 0:06:53 | 0:06:54 | |
'if we think we can just eat junk and stay healthy, | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
'we must be dreaming.' | 0:06:57 | 0:06:58 | |
Ooh, battered sausage. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
'That's why we all need someone to keep our feet on the ground... | 0:07:00 | 0:07:04 | |
'and out hands out of the fridge.' | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
Don't! | 0:07:06 | 0:07:07 | |
Move away from the bacon. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
That's going to be Ma's job around here - | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
keeping us on the straight and narrow. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
You make me sound like some kind of food police. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
I just make sure there's enough healthy options on the menu. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:22 | |
Bill is actually a huge fan of my more... | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
natural dishes. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
He loves his greens, and he's very open-minded | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
when it comes to trying my delicious, healthy treats. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:35 | |
You don't give your father enough credit. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
When Bill puts his mind to something, | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
he has the willpower of a... | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
..very strong person. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
SHE GRUNTS | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
I'm really proud of Bill, though. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
He hasn't eaten a single chip or a bit of chocolate | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
since we started eating right. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:57 | |
I wonder what his secret is. | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
Really is brilliant. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
Great job, Ma. See you later. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
I can't tell her the truth - it would break her heart. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
Thanks, son. I mean, | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
your mother is a marvellous woman... | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
but the one thing I dread is | 0:08:12 | 0:08:13 | |
when she goes off on one of her health kicks. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
I mean, I'm all for healthy food, I am. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
I mean, but some of the stuff she serves up... | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
-HE SCOFFS -I mean, I'd rather lick me own feet. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
Is that your mother behind me, son? | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
And is she making this face? | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
Nah, it's more like this. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
Really? | 0:08:37 | 0:08:38 | |
It's worse than I thought. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
You might not want to see this, son. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
A word in your ear, Bill? | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
Yes, my sweet? | 0:08:49 | 0:08:50 | |
I might leave you to dig yourself out of that one, Da. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
Besides, I'm going to need all the space I can get for this next clip. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:58 | |
Getting an elastic band, Roy? | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
It's a gastric band. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:04 | |
Aw, leave him alone. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
Sinead, do YOU think I'm fat? | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
No. You're more... | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
Yes? | 0:09:13 | 0:09:14 | |
..cuddly? Squeezy? | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
'It was nice of Sinead to try and make me feel better, | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
'but I was way past "cuddly". | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
'This porker was blocking out the sunlight.' | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
Oh, Roy, I am fat. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
HE INHALES | 0:09:28 | 0:09:29 | |
SQUELCH! | 0:09:29 | 0:09:30 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:09:33 | 0:09:34 | |
I hate being fat. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
'So it was time to get in shape.' | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
HE GROANS | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
'And that meant healthy food | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
'and plenty of exercise.' | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
'And luckily, exercise can be a lot of fun, | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
'as long as you don't overdo it.' | 0:09:49 | 0:09:50 | |
He's out there first thing in the morning, last thing at night. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:54 | |
-172, 173... -Oh, he should give himself a rest. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:58 | |
He hasn't touched his computer in days. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
Is it me, or is he getting skinnier? | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
'Not good. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
'But getting back to me old self was a piece of cake.' | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
STOMACH GRUMBLES | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
HE BELCHES | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
Pardon. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
Ah-ah! Just for Roy. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
LOUD WHIRRING | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
There. Another breakfast like that tomorrow | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
and you'll be back to your old self in no time. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
HE LAUGHS, BELCHES | 0:10:37 | 0:10:38 | |
-Pardon... -Don't bother. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
Yep, a piece of cake... | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
and anything else I could find in the fridge. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
-KNOCKING ON DOOR MUM: -Roy, you'll be late for school. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
But I can't get out me bed. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
Stop messing around! | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
Open the door. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
-I haven't locked it - I'm stuck. -What do you mean? | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
Ah, Bill, it's blocked or something. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
Will you give over? Just needs a little shove. Watch, look... | 0:11:01 | 0:11:05 | |
-Mind yourself there now. -Sorry, love. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
-It's all right. -Lovely. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:09 | |
Oh! Bill! | 0:11:11 | 0:11:12 | |
-Go on, love. -Wait, will you? Don't shake the ladder. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
I'm not shaking it. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
-What in the name of...? -What's going on? | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
I don't know, maybe we can winch him down? | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
He's not a piano, Bill. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
'There was only one man to turn to.' | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
OK, Roy, I'm coming in. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
HE GROANS | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
Hurry, Dr Raschid. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
HE STRAINS | 0:11:36 | 0:11:37 | |
Well, what have you been up to, eh? | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
Well, I think I ate too much last night. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
I think you did. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:44 | |
-I'm trying to get into the football team, you see. -Uh-huh? | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
OK, just breath in. Just relax. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
HE GASPS LOUDLY | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
Oh, all part of a normal day's work. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
You know? Flu jabs, sprained wrists, | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
dislodging overstuffed 11-year-old cartoon boys from their bedrooms(!) | 0:11:56 | 0:12:01 | |
What else are doctors for?(!) | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
ROY GRUNTS | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
-Move back. -Oh, Roy, thank goodness. -Thank God. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
-Now, do you see what's happened? -Huh? | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
-AIR WHINES OUT OF ROY -All that crash dieting has | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
left his metabolism low - he can't digest all his food. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
Well, will he get back to normal, doctor? | 0:12:15 | 0:12:16 | |
Eventually, but let this be a lesson to us all, OK? | 0:12:16 | 0:12:19 | |
Whether you're a human or a cartoon, | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
crash dieting and binging is dangerous. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
I'm always saying that to you. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:24 | |
-HE SNIFFS -Well, this cold | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
isn't getting any better. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:27 | |
From now on, it's healthy eating all the way. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:30 | |
Glad to hear it, son, because I've just the thing for you... | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
..my ginger, spinach and lime smoothie. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
Mm! | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
Erm...thanks, Ma. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:44 | |
So plenty to get your teeth into when it comes to healthy living, | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
but keep to these simple rules and you'll be fine. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
..big sausages, medium-sized ones... | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
even the odd chipolata to mix things up a bit(!) | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
That's a kind of sausage, but the way. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
Seriously, though... | 0:12:59 | 0:13:00 | |
So if you want to stay healthy and feeling good... | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
..and get that fruit and veg into your gob. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
And if you do feel hungry enough to heat a horse, | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
make sure it's a sugar-free, low-fat horse. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
There you go - scrapbook sorted. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
Ah! | 0:13:18 | 0:13:19 | |
Hey, that's not bad. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
HE SNIFFS | 0:13:21 | 0:13:22 | |
I got my sense of smell back! | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
That's amazing! No more junk food for me. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
-HE SNIFFS -Hold on... | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
is that fish and chips? | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
Maybe I'll start that healthy eating after dinner. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
Wait for me, Da! See yous! | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 |