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So there I was, hard at it doing my homework, when my ma comes in. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
Ah, Roy, that doesn't look like your homework. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
But, Ma, it's history homework for Hammo. | 0:00:07 | 0:00:10 | |
Ah, history, gossip's fancy cousin. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
Your assignment is to write the life story | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
of a historical figure of your choice. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
-I want every fact... -He wants every fact... | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
BOTH: ..every figure and every single detail. | 0:00:20 | 0:00:24 | |
I don't know where to start. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
What do I know about the woman who built France | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
or the man who invented hiccups? | 0:00:28 | 0:00:29 | |
-Why not try writing about the person you know best? -Who is that? | 0:00:29 | 0:00:33 | |
-You. We are all a part of history. -Ma was right, | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
but did I really want everybody knowing everything about me? | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
There are some things I wished even I didn't know. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
My da was very persuasive, though. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
You know what he's like when he gets fired up about something! | 0:00:42 | 0:00:46 | |
Does whatever you're saying mean I have to stop reading this paper? | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
-No. -Do that, then. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
So, I'm writing it all down - | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
The Life And Thoughts Of Roy O'Brien. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
Cos these are The Roy Files. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
I'm not going to lie, | 0:01:02 | 0:01:03 | |
it is a tricky subject for the scrapbook today. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
We know what's wrong, | 0:01:05 | 0:01:06 | |
but that doesn't always stop us from doing it. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
And, no, I'm not talking about eating that hairy sweetie | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
from down the back of the couch when you're looking for the TV remote. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
I am talking about lying. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
-Are those frogs? -Yeah. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
Happy, happy, erm, Mother's Day! | 0:01:20 | 0:01:24 | |
-But it's not Mother's Day. -Yeah, but... | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
-He was going to keep them until Mother's Day. -Oh. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
It was meant to be a surprise. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
Ah, frogs, on Mother's Day. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
Yeah. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:36 | |
Is that why you have been hiding it up in your own room? | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
Yeah. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
Oh... | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
Come here, son. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
Mwah! | 0:01:49 | 0:01:50 | |
Hey, I didn't say I was perfect. In fact, far from it. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:57 | |
Have you seen my game? I can't find it anywhere. | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
Uh-oh. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:02 | |
You haven't got it, have you? | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
Nope, not me. Haven't got it, haven't seen it, nope. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:08 | |
JINGLE PLAYS | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
You are supposed to be my best friend, Roy. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
-Listen, Tommy, I'm sorry. -Don't bother. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
Ask anybody about lying and they will tell you it's wrong. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
That's right, son. Honesty is the best policy. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
Whenever you start telling porkies, Roy, it always ends badly. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:31 | |
If you will indulge me for a line from the Bard... | 0:02:31 | 0:02:35 | |
"The truth will out!" | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
The truth will out? What's that supposed to mean? | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
I don't know who this Bard guy is but he needs to work on his English. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:47 | |
Work on his English?! | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
I'm talking about Shakespeare! | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
The point is, everybody makes it sound so easy. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
Just always tell the truth, right? | 0:02:56 | 0:02:57 | |
But what if you have got a really good reason to lie? | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
-Four for... -Four? Is that your age, is it? | 0:03:00 | 0:03:04 | |
It's for over 15s only. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
I'm 22. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:10 | |
I know who you are. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
You are that cartoon fellow that goes to school down at Ballyfermot. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
I know you're only eight. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
Eight? I'm 11... | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
I'm 22! | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
So, here's the big question - is it ever OK to tell a lie? | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
That is a tough one. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
I'm going straight to the top with this. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
Well, of course, before one can unequivocally state that | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
the optimal outcome will invariably be to "tell the truth", | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
you have to ask yourself some very difficult questions, | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
like what exactly do you mean by "truth"? | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
And then, what do you mean by "tell"? | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
And finally, what do you mean by "the"? | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
I have no idea what you mean by anything, miss. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
Maybe I should try someone else. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
Well, Roy, sometimes people don't have the choice | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
to lie or tell the truth. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:56 | |
In fact, there is a condition called pseudologia fantastica | 0:03:56 | 0:04:00 | |
which is where the patient can't stop lying. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
I think Becky might have that. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
Much more interesting, though, is a cartoon condition which | 0:04:05 | 0:04:09 | |
people can catch where the sufferer can't help revealing the truth. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:14 | |
That rings a bell. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:15 | |
This hall pass is for 11.30. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
It's now 11.31 - one minute past, it has expired. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
Stop running in the corridor! Ha-ha-ha! | 0:04:20 | 0:04:24 | |
Do you take me for some kind of fool, young man? | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
No, sir! | 0:04:30 | 0:04:31 | |
No, the medical pioneer that discovered this condition | 0:04:34 | 0:04:38 | |
gave it the brilliantly appropriate name bubblitis. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:42 | |
Of course, modesty forbids me | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
revealing the identity of the pioneer. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
Yes, indeed. Modesty forbids. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
It was me. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:54 | |
When bubblitis hit our house, we certainly knew all about it. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:59 | |
Dad, can I have 20 quid? I'm going to the movies after dinner. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
-No way! -What? | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
Not till the weekend. You still have that essay to do. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
Oh, so you think I'm some kind of dictator now, do you? | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
Oh, so you think I'm a spoiled princess? | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
I never said that! | 0:05:17 | 0:05:18 | |
Well, it's written all over your head. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
And who do you think was the most worried about catching it? | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
That's right, Mr Honesty Is The Best Policy himself. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:28 | |
I can't catch bubblitis. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
If your mother knew what I was really thinking | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
half of the time, I would be dead. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
Sometimes too much truth can be a bad thing. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
So, which is it, Da? | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
Honesty is the best policy or too much truth is a bad thing? | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
OK. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:47 | |
OK, I'm going to level with you, son. But you have to... | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
..keep this under your hat, OK? | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
OK, but only if you promise to buy me a hat first. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:57 | |
It is a figure of speech. | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
It was a little joke, Da. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
Oh, right. Ha-ha! Very good. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
Anyway, sometimes, when you are telling a little white lie, | 0:06:05 | 0:06:10 | |
it could be the best thing to do. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
You know, you could be trying to spare someone's feelings | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
or you could be trying to help out a friend. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
Oh, like the time I blew up the science class | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
-and Miss Sheringham told Hammo it was Uncle Troy? -Exactly. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
Blew up a science class? | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
What are you talking about? | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
And who is Uncle Troy? | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
Sorry, Da, you're breaking up. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
I almost forgot about Uncle Troy. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
He was one of those tiny white lies that turned into a great big, | 0:06:36 | 0:06:40 | |
gnarly, burn-down-the-school whopper of a lie. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
Mr Jones, as you can see I am in no condition to teach my science class. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:49 | |
Not until these bandages come off, anyway. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
So I would like to start you as soon as possible. How does that sound? | 0:06:52 | 0:06:56 | |
Mr Jones? | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
-Mr Jones? -Actually... | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
GRUFF VOICE: Actually, the name is O'Brien. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
O'Brien? Where was I getting Mr Jones from? | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
I do apologise, Mr O'Brien. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
I really must have a word with that receptionist of ours. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
So, what do you say? Can you start today? | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
Before I knew it, I had kind of accidentally | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
created a whole new person. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
Everybody, this is Troy O'Brien, | 0:07:22 | 0:07:26 | |
our new substitute science teacher. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
Ahem... GRUFF VOICE: Good morning, fellow teachers. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
Yes, he is Roy O'Brien's uncle. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:36 | |
But we won't hold that against him! | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
And for the first time ever, Hammo really liked me. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
Well, he liked Uncle Troy, anyway. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
Ah, Troy O'Brien. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
What a man, what an educator. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
He is a credit to your family, Roy. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
Too bad you two don't have more in common. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
So the maths teacher says, | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
"If I have seven oranges in this hand | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
"and eight oranges in this hand... | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
"..what do I have?" | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
Hmm? | 0:08:05 | 0:08:06 | |
And the schoolgirl says... | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
"Very big hands!" | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
Miss him every day. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
That man was like... | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
a brother to me. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:22 | |
I felt I understood him in a way no-one else did. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:28 | |
You know what else is funny? | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
You never see Troy and Roy in the same room at the same time. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:36 | |
Well, the thing is... | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
You know how kids feel about being related to their teacher. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:45 | |
Roy is embarrassed to be seen with me. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
It is so strange. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
I became a teacher to help children find themselves, you know? | 0:08:55 | 0:08:59 | |
And I... | 0:09:02 | 0:09:03 | |
I end up losing my nephew on the way. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
ROY SOBS | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
Well now, Miss Sheringham. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
I hope you're happy with yourself. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
Fooling teachers is too easy. Well, most of them. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
Fine. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:21 | |
I apologise. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:24 | |
In fact... | 0:09:25 | 0:09:26 | |
..I feel so bad... | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
..I'd like to invite you out for dinner tonight, | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
to celebrate your first day. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
Ah, that's a super idea! Count me in. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
Great, the more the merrier. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
Ah, that's...not necessary. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
Oh, but I insist. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
How about that nice Chinese place? | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
The Golden Noodle. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
Sheringham knew that I was already going there | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
for my ma's birthday that night. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:02 | |
You wouldn't think it to look at her, | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
but that woman has got an evil streak. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
So, that's four Singapore Special... | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
And a... | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
-I need to go to the toilet. I'll be back in a minute. -OK, love. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
'Things went OK at first. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
'With a little help from Tommy, I was totally getting away with it. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
'The problem was, | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
'when it came to fooling Hammo, I'd done my job a little too well.' | 0:10:28 | 0:10:32 | |
You know, Troy, I have been thinking... | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
Maybe you should stay on at the school full-time. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
What?! | 0:10:39 | 0:10:40 | |
'And that is when things started getting messy.' | 0:10:40 | 0:10:44 | |
-Is that a moustache? -Huh? | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
'And a little wet.' | 0:10:50 | 0:10:51 | |
Hello, Roy. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:55 | |
Hello, Miss Sheringham. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:58 | |
I believe birthday wishes are in order. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
Such a lovely family location. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:05 | |
Speaking of family, there is actually | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
someone very special I'd like you to meet at our table. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:11 | |
Not good. I needed a distraction to take the heat off. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:15 | |
# Happy birthday... # | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
'Luckily, kids, especially cartoon kids, can't eat two Chinese banquets | 0:11:17 | 0:11:22 | |
'in one night without stuff happening inside.' | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
Oh, my centrepiece! | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
'But there was an even more explosive moment to come | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
'in Uncle Troy's teaching career.' | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
OK, class, settle down. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
Now, stain remover. Where were we? Hmm. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:41 | |
Manganese oxide? | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
But if he adds that to the mixture... | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
BANG! | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
SCREAMING | 0:11:50 | 0:11:51 | |
COUGHING | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
Is everybody all right? | 0:11:53 | 0:11:54 | |
I knew it! Roy is Troy. | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
You are in so much trouble, Roy O'Brien. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 | |
I'm sorry, it was never supposed to go this far. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
It was just one little lie that got too out of hand and... | 0:12:06 | 0:12:10 | |
I think I have learnt my lesson now. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
Honestly really is the best policy. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
Please, miss, please don't tell Mr Hammond... | 0:12:16 | 0:12:21 | |
'So, I had learnt my lesson - even little lies can be dangerous.' | 0:12:21 | 0:12:25 | |
What the blazes is going on here? | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
'But then, guess what Miss Sheringham did next.' | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
Mr Hammond, it appears that Troy O'Brien's poor science skills | 0:12:32 | 0:12:38 | |
literally blew up in his face. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
After that, he just disappeared. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:45 | |
Disappeared? | 0:12:45 | 0:12:46 | |
And I'm sure he won't be coming back. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:50 | |
She told a lie! | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
OK, so she did it to get me out of trouble, but a lie is a lie, right? | 0:12:52 | 0:12:57 | |
It is all so confusing. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
Anyway, plenty to think about with the old truth and lies, | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
but keep to these simple rules and you will be fine. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
Telling the truth is always best. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
That way, you don't have to remember all the stupid stuff you made up. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
And there will be times | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
when using a little white lie seems like the right thing to do, | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
like when I tell Becky she looks good in the mornings. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:20 | |
But remember, | 0:13:20 | 0:13:21 | |
even cute little lies have a habit of turning into big ugly ones. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:25 | |
So, if you don't want to end up pretending to be your own uncle | 0:13:25 | 0:13:29 | |
and blowing up your school, I'd stick to telling the truth. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
There you go, scrapbook sorted. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
HE SNIFFS | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
And just in time. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:38 | |
Smells like sausages for dinner again, and my nose never lies. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:43 | |
See yous! | 0:13:43 | 0:13:44 |