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Dad, thanks for... | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
the t-x-t, | 0:00:03 | 0:00:06 | |
but I did not l-o-l. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:11 | |
This week's Freedom Show | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
had wit... | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
grit... | 0:00:17 | 0:00:18 | |
and surely the finest act | 0:00:18 | 0:00:23 | |
we've ever had. CHEERING | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
It all happened | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
like this. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
Send. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:31 | |
CLAXON SOUNDS | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
# You've been found guilty of a howling showbiz crime | 0:00:35 | 0:00:40 | |
# So welcome to The Slammer where you're going to serve your time | 0:00:40 | 0:00:45 | |
# With every type of minstrel, entertainer and artiste | 0:00:45 | 0:00:49 | |
# Performing to the limit To try and get released | 0:00:49 | 0:00:53 | |
# So go, fetch the audience Bring them to The Slammer | 0:00:53 | 0:00:58 | |
# And polish up your act With a bit of glitz and glamour | 0:00:58 | 0:01:03 | |
# Your fate is in their hands So make them cheer and clamour | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer | 0:01:06 | 0:01:10 | |
# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer. # | 0:01:10 | 0:01:14 | |
Ah! | 0:01:17 | 0:01:18 | |
Where've you been? It's rehearsals and the acts are in their cells. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:22 | |
We've got Oompah Brass... | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
Team Extreme... | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
Timo Marc... | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
and Flame Oz. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
Yes, apologies, sir, but you know you said, | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
-"Gimbert couldn't be more useless if he tried." -Yes. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
He did try and got his leg stuck in a rubbish chute. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
Another inch, he'd have been recycled! | 0:01:43 | 0:01:47 | |
That's the third time this month, it can't go on. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
Which is exactly why I am hiring | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
a new prison warden! | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
-What? -Meet your new team-mate, Ms Stephanie Pinch. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:59 | |
You'll find my resume speaks for itself. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
'Stephanie Pinch. Security professional, surveillance expert, | 0:02:02 | 0:02:06 | |
'makes a mean cuppa!' | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
DRUM ROLL | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
Oh, ha-ha! Ta very much! | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
I'm punctual, efficient | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
and I'm not soft! | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
What about little fluffy kittens with furry faces? | 0:02:17 | 0:02:22 | |
-Shut up! -Shut up! -I can see we'll get along swimmingly. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:26 | |
Fine. That's settled. You'll make a great team. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:30 | |
What are you waiting for? Let's get this show... | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
-If I may, Governor? -Oooh... | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
'Get your lazy, good-for-nothing bods out of bed, to the stage,' | 0:02:35 | 0:02:40 | |
NOW! | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
Couldn't have put it better myself. Lovely. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
-You miserable lot, there's a new regime around here! -That's right! | 0:02:46 | 0:02:52 | |
So, just you listen to what Ms Pinch has to say. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
Up to now, you've had it easy. Some of you | 0:02:55 | 0:02:59 | |
think a hard day's work is dancing, juggling, | 0:02:59 | 0:03:03 | |
-or maybe some improv. Paah! -Paah! | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
(Pa.) | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
Do you want applause? | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
Yes! | 0:03:10 | 0:03:11 | |
SILENCE! | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
You! Who said you could wear boots | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
a centimetre higher than regulation? | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
And you, I don't care if | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
you've been on Prison's Got Talent, NO SHADES! | 0:03:22 | 0:03:26 | |
Take 'em off, lad! | 0:03:26 | 0:03:27 | |
And finally, | 0:03:27 | 0:03:28 | |
you! | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
Who said you could blink? Mr Burgess, did you? | 0:03:36 | 0:03:40 | |
-We do tend to allow blinking, Miss Pinch. -WHAT? | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
Never seen the harm, cleanses the lenses. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:47 | |
Soft, that's what this place is. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
-You've gone sloppy, Frank. -I... | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
-Gone as sloppy as your porridge. -Now... | 0:03:51 | 0:03:55 | |
-I think it's best if I take that. -Well... | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
Right! 50 jazz hands each, on the double! Up, down, up, down! | 0:03:58 | 0:04:03 | |
Faster... | 0:04:03 | 0:04:04 | |
-Bit hard, isn't she, Mr Burgess? -That's what I like, | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
dance rehearsals! Great idea! | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
Well, they're not actually... Oh! | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
That's why never to eat pop corn in the bath. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:17 | |
Nokio, look lively, cell inspection. This all looks fine. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:21 | |
Right, as you were, lad. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
Fine? You're softer than a marshmallow duvet. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
Who's that, and why is her face on inside out? | 0:04:26 | 0:04:30 | |
Silence! This cell is a disgrace. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
Extra-thick blankets, illegal sweets and puppets! | 0:04:33 | 0:04:37 | |
You can't take Charlie. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
Here, put me down, you lady. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
-Just a minute. -What? | 0:04:41 | 0:04:42 | |
Got a problem, going to blow the whistle on me? | 0:04:42 | 0:04:46 | |
I can't blow my whistle, you've taken it away from me. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:50 | |
I say puppets are not allowed, so they're not allowed! | 0:04:50 | 0:04:54 | |
You're spoiling my hairdo. Put.. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
MUFFLED SPEECH | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
-Mr Burgess, do something! -Shut up, and give me a jelly baby. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:02 | |
-They're not jelly babies. -Oh, wiggly worms! | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
DRUM ROLL | 0:05:05 | 0:05:09 | |
We've never started the Freedom Show so promptly. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:14 | |
I must say, I'm very impressed. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
BURGESS MIMICS | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
So impressed, you take Mr Burgess' spot, during the show. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:22 | |
-Keep things running smoothly. -Sir, I'm honoured. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:26 | |
-I knew you wouldn't mind, Frank. -Can't think of a better person. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:31 | |
-So, how do I look? -Divine! | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
Stop it, you! Ha-ha! In that case, | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
it's showtime! | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
GENERATOR GROANS | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
'Ladies and gentlemen, | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
'welcome to HMP Slammer, | 0:05:44 | 0:05:45 | |
'where you decide who is released. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:49 | |
'Please welcome your host, his head's been turned by a brand-new warden, | 0:05:49 | 0:05:54 | |
'so paint me blue, and call me Gordon, | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
'it's the governor!' | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
-Who's the governor? -You're the governor! | 0:06:14 | 0:06:18 | |
Jailers and jailbirds, great to see you. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:22 | |
We've got a marvellous show today. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
Oi! Rustly wrappers not allowed, order of the governor! | 0:06:24 | 0:06:28 | |
-Ooooh! -As you see, we've a new warden with us. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
That's Ms Pinch. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
She's stricter than the others. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
And you there, stop breathing so fast! | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
Anyway, we have some fantastic prisoner acts, | 0:06:39 | 0:06:43 | |
and one will be allowed out at the end of the show. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
We've got Team Extreme... | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
AUDIENCE WHOOPS | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
..we've got Timo Marc, a very mysterious man... | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
..and we've got a real hot act, called Flame Oz! | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
Will you please welcome your first act? | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
It's Oompah Brass! | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
One, two, go! | 0:07:14 | 0:07:15 | |
THEY PLAY "Toxic" by Britney Spears | 0:07:15 | 0:07:20 | |
Two, three, four! | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
THEY PLAY "Nine To Five" by Dolly Parton | 0:07:38 | 0:07:43 | |
THEY PLAY "Ace Of Spades" by Motorhead | 0:08:18 | 0:08:22 | |
Oh, yes! Come on! | 0:08:53 | 0:08:54 | |
CHEERING | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
Oompah Brass, let's hear it for them, please! | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
Wonderful! Will they be going free, | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
blowing their own trumpets? Mr Burgess! | 0:09:03 | 0:09:07 | |
-Sir? -Give your microphone to Ms Pinch. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:11 | |
-Sir. -Thank you. Let's find out what you thought, | 0:09:11 | 0:09:15 | |
with Ms Pinch. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
Men with brass instruments. What did you think, Harry? | 0:09:17 | 0:09:21 | |
Very tuneful and musical. It gets you dancing a lot. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:25 | |
-Do you like dancing? -Yes. -Show us your moves? | 0:09:25 | 0:09:29 | |
No, I'm fine. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:30 | |
AUDIENCE LAUGHS | 0:09:30 | 0:09:31 | |
-Did you like them? -Very much. Definitely. 10 out of 10. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:37 | |
10 out of 10, good musical start. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
What do you think of Oompah Brass? | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
They were really good at playing the pop songs | 0:09:42 | 0:09:46 | |
on really boring, kind of old, musical instruments, | 0:09:46 | 0:09:50 | |
but they need to sort their costumes, | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
they look like they've come from the past. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:56 | |
It's really... | 0:09:56 | 0:09:57 | |
sad, compared to their music! | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
Men in dodgy shorts, doesn't appeal to you? | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
No! | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
-Should they go free, madam? -No. -Why not? | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
-Because they don't dress properly. -Well... | 0:10:08 | 0:10:12 | |
-Don't you like those type of trousers? -No. -No. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:16 | |
In one word, sum up Oompah Brass. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
Oompa-loompa! | 0:10:19 | 0:10:20 | |
Oompa-loompa! | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
Oh, dear, oh, dear! | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
All right, Mr Burgess? | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
Since she turned up, I'm almost redundant, lad. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:31 | |
I'm in a flaming cupboard. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
You're as useful as a chocolate sunlounger, | 0:10:33 | 0:10:37 | |
-but you can use a computer, can't you? -Yes. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
Right, walk this way. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
On to our next performing prisoner act. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
Let's hear you scream, for Team Extreme! | 0:10:45 | 0:10:49 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
Ooooh! | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
AUDIENCE CHEERS | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
AUDIENCE CHEERS | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
Let's see what you thought of them. Ms Pinch. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:26 | |
Right, Team Extreme, | 0:12:26 | 0:12:27 | |
extremely good, or needing a long stretch? What did you think? | 0:12:27 | 0:12:32 | |
It was nail-biting, unique. I don't think I'll see anything like it. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:37 | |
-Never again, in your life? -Uh-uh! | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
What did you think of Team Extreme? | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
I think they should go free. Could you do that, Governor? | 0:12:43 | 0:12:47 | |
If... | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:12:49 | 0:12:50 | |
If the bike was specially reinforced, yes! | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
What are you laughing at? | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
What about you, sir? | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
Awesome, 10 out of 10, jumptastic and daring! You've got my vote! | 0:12:59 | 0:13:04 | |
-Did you enjoy it? -Yes. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
-Yeah. -They were captivating, and jaw-dropping to see their stunts. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:11 | |
-Do you think they should go free? -Definitely. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:15 | |
-One final word. -Slammertastic! | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
There we go. Final word, it's slammertastic! | 0:13:17 | 0:13:21 | |
Here we go, Mr B. Prison warder staff records. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
Mmm. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
Stephanie Pinch. Top secret dossier. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:31 | |
Oh! | 0:13:32 | 0:13:33 | |
PC PLAYS "Never Too Much" by Luther Vandross | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
Oh, ha-ha! | 0:13:36 | 0:13:37 | |
Jailers and jailbirds, it's time for what we call solitary confinement. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:43 | |
Yes, solitary confinement! | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
We allow an act to come out and perform. Normally, we don't, | 0:13:45 | 0:13:49 | |
but if they do well, they get a treat, and today's treat is lovely! | 0:13:49 | 0:13:54 | |
We bought a new sofa, they can have a nice lie down. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:58 | |
If they don't do well, they go to their cell for a cruel punishment. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:03 | |
-Ms Pinch! -Sir! | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
What is the cruel punishment? | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
The punishment is they will be forced to sing opera | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
with a skunk stuffed down their vest. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
Oooh, nasty! Right, we need a judge. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
Ms Pinch, who have we got? | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
I'm going to pick, eh, this young lady down here. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:23 | |
I've been watching her. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
Give her a round of applause, thank you. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:29 | |
All around the houses. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
What is your name, young lady? | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
-Jade. -Jade. Here we go with today's act | 0:14:34 | 0:14:37 | |
from solitary confinement! Yes! | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
MARCHING MUSIC PLAYS | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
Present...eggs! | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
With smash! | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
Reload! | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
Ohhhh! | 0:15:13 | 0:15:14 | |
AUDIENCE SHOUTS | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
About face! | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
Rapid fire! | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
Ooohhhh! | 0:15:34 | 0:15:35 | |
Come on. What do you think? | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
-A round of applause, a boo or a cheer. -Boo! -Oh, dear! | 0:15:46 | 0:15:50 | |
We have to be fair. Jade's the judge. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:55 | |
If it's thumbs up, then it's a nice, lovely rest. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:58 | |
If they don't do well, it's Nessun Dorma in an old vest. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:04 | |
You've got five seconds to decide, starting now. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:09 | |
-Oh, straight away! It's back to the cells. Off they go! -Boo! | 0:16:09 | 0:16:14 | |
Listen, they are going in the cell for a cruel and unusual punishment. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:19 | |
MUSIC: Nessun Dorma | 0:16:19 | 0:16:25 | |
-Oh, no! My eyes! -Oh, there we are. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
A round of applause for Jade please, thank you very much. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:34 | |
Jailers and jailbirds, it's time for our next prisoner. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:38 | |
He's strange, he's unusual. He is Timo Marc. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:42 | |
JAZZY MUSIC PLAYS | 0:16:51 | 0:16:55 | |
LAUGHTER AND CHEERING | 0:16:56 | 0:17:00 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
AUDIENCE: Whoa! | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
SCREAMING | 0:18:19 | 0:18:22 | |
Come on, let's hear it please for Timo Marc. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:32 | |
Has Timo served his time? Let's find out with Miss Pinch. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
I'm coming to the naughty corner. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:38 | |
-Young man, headless wonder or a marvel? -It was outstanding. -Go on. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:45 | |
-I was so impressed. He's got my vote. -What about you? | 0:18:45 | 0:18:51 | |
I think it was absolutely amazing. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
He has a 0.9 recurred probability of getting out of the Slammer. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:58 | |
0.9 recurred. And what about his score? | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
-I would say 87 out of 100. -Do you spend your whole life doing sums? | 0:19:01 | 0:19:07 | |
-Most of it. -How old are you? -I'm ten. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:12 | |
-I think you're about 57, aren't you? -LAUGHTER. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:17 | |
-What did you think? -Good, but I've seen better. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:21 | |
-Criticism. Can you do better? -No, but I've seen better magicians. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:26 | |
-A little critique there. -What's your mark for Timo Mark? | 0:19:26 | 0:19:31 | |
I would say it's 10 out of 10. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
It's actually the best performance yet. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:38 | |
-10 out of 10, you can't get better than that. -One final word. -Wicked! | 0:19:38 | 0:19:43 | |
-That's our final word. -Jailers and jailbirds. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
-One more prisoner act to see. -Stop! -Peter, what is it? | 0:19:46 | 0:19:51 | |
I'm not leaving until I get my puppets back! | 0:19:51 | 0:19:55 | |
-Ms Pinch, deal with this. -With pleasure. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
Come on, you! Ah, music! It's got such a groovy vibe. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:04 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:20:04 | 0:20:05 | |
Not so hard now are you, Ms Pinch? | 0:20:05 | 0:20:09 | |
We've got a show to do, what are you doing? | 0:20:09 | 0:20:12 | |
Have you got a problem, sir? | 0:20:12 | 0:20:14 | |
-Frank, thank heavens. Sort this out. -Certainly, sir. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:19 | |
Nokio, do one. You, cell two. Turns out she had a soft spot after all. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:24 | |
A clinical disposition to something called R&B, sir. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:29 | |
It's good to have you back. I've misjudged you. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
You can introduce the final act and it does involve a warning. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:37 | |
-You like them? -Absolutely, sir. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:40 | |
-Don't attempt this themselves. Now, it's Flame Oz. -Yes! | 0:20:40 | 0:20:46 | |
AUDIENCE: Ugh! | 0:21:09 | 0:21:13 | |
MUSIC PLAYS | 0:21:26 | 0:21:29 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
AUDIENCE CHEERS | 0:22:03 | 0:22:06 | |
AUDIENCE CHEERS | 0:22:17 | 0:22:20 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
Wow! Give them a cheer! | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
Flame Oz, there. My word! | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
Flame Oz! Fantastic! Will they go back, down under, to Australia, | 0:22:56 | 0:23:02 | |
or is the only way out of the Slammer over the wall? | 0:23:02 | 0:23:05 | |
Let's find out with Mr Burgess. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:08 | |
Flame Oz. But, flaming hot, or flaming Nora? | 0:23:08 | 0:23:12 | |
It was flaming awesome, | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
but some of the guys need better costumes. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:17 | |
Better costumes? | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
What sort of thing, sir? A lacy number? | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
Well, I think it's just cos it's a bit, | 0:23:23 | 0:23:27 | |
sort of, weird, on the boys. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
On the girls it looks all right... | 0:23:29 | 0:23:32 | |
It just looks a bit... | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
-You like it on the ladies? -Yeah! | 0:23:34 | 0:23:37 | |
AUDIENCE: Oooooh! | 0:23:37 | 0:23:38 | |
Be quiet, you lot! | 0:23:38 | 0:23:40 | |
Right, did you enjoy that? | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
Yes, it was brilliant, amazing, | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
and it was quite scary | 0:23:46 | 0:23:49 | |
when the man was dancing with fire | 0:23:49 | 0:23:53 | |
between all the other people. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
You think we should release them, do you? | 0:23:55 | 0:23:58 | |
-No. -No? Keep them here, for more sloppy, ploppy porridge? -Yeah! | 0:23:58 | 0:24:03 | |
AUDIENCE: Boooo! | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
-What about you, sir? -I thought was well incredible, | 0:24:05 | 0:24:09 | |
unbelievable and awesome. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:12 | |
What was well incredible, sir? | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
Well, when they put the fire in their mouth, | 0:24:14 | 0:24:18 | |
and they took it out, | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
the fire was just gone. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
I thought they were going to die! | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
Yeah, on a word of warning, | 0:24:25 | 0:24:28 | |
-that could happen, so don't try that, will you? -OK. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:31 | |
-What did you think of that act? -I thought | 0:24:31 | 0:24:35 | |
their hair would catch fire. It looked like, | 0:24:35 | 0:24:38 | |
it was sticking out a bit. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
-What was? -Their hair. -Oh! | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
Are they going free? | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
-Yes. -Yes. Even though their hair's all over the place? -Yes. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:49 | |
Miss, sum that up for me, in one word. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:52 | |
-Firetastic! -Firetastic, sir! | 0:24:52 | 0:24:55 | |
That's the Freedom Show. Let's welcome back the acts! | 0:24:55 | 0:24:59 | |
Yes, come on! Oompah Brass, Team Extreme, | 0:24:59 | 0:25:03 | |
Timo Marc and Flame Oz. There they are! Wonderful! Look at them! | 0:25:03 | 0:25:08 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
So much talent, one act goes free. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
We decide with this, Gimbert's all-patented Clap-o-meter. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:19 | |
Whoever gets the highest score from you is freed. Simple as that. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:24 | |
They were loud, very musical, will they go free? | 0:25:24 | 0:25:28 | |
Let's hear your appreciation, for Oompah Brass! | 0:25:28 | 0:25:32 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
A good respectable score there! | 0:25:39 | 0:25:42 | |
84.3. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:43 | |
Next, daredevil stunts on bikes, never seen anything like it. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:48 | |
Will they be going free? Team Extreme! Let's hear it for them! | 0:25:48 | 0:25:53 | |
-CHEERING -You like them. Wow! | 0:25:53 | 0:25:57 | |
Into an early lead, the lads, in crash hats. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:02 | |
Or is it their hair? I can't tell! There we are, 93.4. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:06 | |
Back in line there, or Mr Burgess will have you! | 0:26:06 | 0:26:10 | |
Next, a most unusual act. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
Very unusual. Did he do enough to earn your vote? | 0:26:12 | 0:26:16 | |
Let's hear it, please, for Timo Marc. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:19 | |
CHEERING | 0:26:19 | 0:26:22 | |
Hey! You screamo for Timo! | 0:26:24 | 0:26:28 | |
He's in the lead, 94.3. Yes! | 0:26:28 | 0:26:31 | |
He's going free unless this act nick it at the end. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:35 | |
They were sensational, hot stuff. Did they do enough? | 0:26:35 | 0:26:39 | |
Let's hear it, please, for Flame Oz! | 0:26:39 | 0:26:43 | |
-CHEERING -Oh! | 0:26:43 | 0:26:47 | |
Oh! Almost off the scale! | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
96.8, they win! Second is Timo Marc. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:53 | |
Flame Oz, you're going free! Go, go, go! | 0:26:53 | 0:26:56 | |
CHEERING | 0:26:56 | 0:26:58 | |
Give them a big cheer and a round of applause. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:01 | |
Jailers and jailbirds, | 0:27:04 | 0:27:06 | |
it's bad news for the others, but great that | 0:27:06 | 0:27:09 | |
they stay in time for the famous Slammer tea. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:13 | |
-Mr Burgess! -Sir! -What are they having for tea? | 0:27:13 | 0:27:17 | |
I can't stand here, I really can't, | 0:27:17 | 0:27:20 | |
-and say it's sloppy, ploppy porridge. -Really! | 0:27:20 | 0:27:23 | |
No. I'll stand HERE, and say it. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
-Oh! Take them all away, off you go! -All right, you lot! | 0:27:26 | 0:27:31 | |
Give them a big hand, Timo Marc, Team Extreme and Oompah Brass. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:36 | |
Jailers and jailbirds, that's it from the Freedom Show. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:40 | |
Take care, everyone. Bye-bye! | 0:27:40 | 0:27:43 | |
CHEERING | 0:27:44 | 0:27:46 | |
# It's the only way | 0:27:51 | 0:27:53 | |
# You'll ever leave the Slammer! # | 0:27:53 | 0:27:57 | |
You can't chuck me out. I demand a lawyer! | 0:27:57 | 0:28:00 | |
If I go, I'll bring you all down with me. | 0:28:00 | 0:28:04 | |
Allow me, sir. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:05 | |
STEREO PLAYS "Never Too Much" by Luther Vandross | 0:28:07 | 0:28:14 | |
CLAXON SOUNDS | 0:28:14 | 0:28:17 |