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"Dear Mother, apologies for not writing more often, but the truth is, | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
"I don't really like you." Too honest. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
"Dear Mummikins, what a splendid Freedom Show we had this week. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:14 | |
"It's always a pleasure to see the three Rs, revelation... | 0:00:14 | 0:00:18 | |
"..revulsion... | 0:00:19 | 0:00:22 | |
-"..and random." -Thank you. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
"But not all went according to plan. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:29 | |
"Let me explain, and stop talking to myself." | 0:00:29 | 0:00:33 | |
# You've been found guilty of a howling showbiz crime | 0:00:37 | 0:00:42 | |
# So welcome to The Slammer where you're going to serve your time | 0:00:42 | 0:00:47 | |
# With every type of minstrel entertainer and artiste | 0:00:47 | 0:00:51 | |
# Performing to the limit to try and get released | 0:00:51 | 0:00:55 | |
# So go fetch the audience Bring them to The Slammer | 0:00:55 | 0:01:00 | |
# And polish up your act with a bit of glitz and glamour | 0:01:00 | 0:01:05 | |
# Your fate is in their hands so make them cheer and clamour | 0:01:05 | 0:01:09 | |
# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer | 0:01:09 | 0:01:13 | |
# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer! # | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
This is a-Clive. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
He is a-twelve a-years old, or 3,006 in a-rabbit years! | 0:01:21 | 0:01:26 | |
Poor Clive was treated very badly by his owner, a travelling magician. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:34 | |
The magician forced Clive to spend a-many long hours inside | 0:01:34 | 0:01:38 | |
a cold, dark top hat, and he was subjected to the terrible stress | 0:01:38 | 0:01:43 | |
of being sawn in 'alf and put back together again! | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
Stop, stop! How can anyone do such a terrible thing? | 0:01:46 | 0:01:50 | |
HE BLOWS HIS NOSE LOUDLY | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
-I often think about sawing Gimbert in half, sir. -Frank, sshh! | 0:01:54 | 0:01:58 | |
But Clive was a-lucky. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
He was rescued and given new life at my Academy, Bunny Pastures. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:06 | |
Yes, at Bunny Pastures, I give loving home to magic rabbits. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:11 | |
A-lush a-green grass, heated hutches, | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
and all the tasty, nibbly treats they can eat! | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
So, please, Governor, all you have to do is give a-generously | 0:02:17 | 0:02:22 | |
to help magic rabbits, like Clive. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
Isn't that right, Clive? | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
Because, without your donations, all the animals everywhere will die! OK? | 0:02:30 | 0:02:37 | |
That's decided. I'm going to do everything I can | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
to help Bunny Pastures. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:41 | |
Oh, thank you, Governor! | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
In fact, I'm doing to put on a charity Freedom Show! | 0:02:45 | 0:02:49 | |
We're going to have some amazing acts. Look at them here. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:53 | |
We've got Christian Lee! | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
Two Tricky! | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
Michael Raivard! | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
Halo! | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
And we'll spend the day fundraising! | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
-Gimbert, it's time to dig deep. -Yes, Uncle, right away. Where? | 0:03:06 | 0:03:12 | |
Rotate 180 degrees, lad. Assume the position. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:16 | |
CRASH! | 0:03:18 | 0:03:19 | |
It's excellent, what you're doing for us, Governor, | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
and Clive is grateful, too. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
Not at all, everybody's mucking in. Massive Marjorie is attempting | 0:03:28 | 0:03:33 | |
to break the world record for the highest burp. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:37 | |
-BURP! -Oh, cheese and onion! | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
Sorry about that. Brilliant. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
O-Bongo is charging to let people honk his hooter. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:46 | |
HIS NOSE HONKS | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
Ha, ha, well done! | 0:03:48 | 0:03:49 | |
And Frank here is being nice to prisoners for a day. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:53 | |
Well, for a small donation, sir, | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
I'm inclined to spread a little happiness. Prisoner O-Bongo! | 0:03:55 | 0:04:00 | |
Oh, all right. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:03 | |
Now back to your cell! | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
-In a nice sort of way, obviously. Moving on, sir? -Yes. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
And finally, Peter Nokio, who's doing so well, | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
he's raised twice as much money as Frank! | 0:04:11 | 0:04:15 | |
-Roll up, roll up, roll up! Give us your money! -All right, Nokio. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:19 | |
What's all this nonsense? | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
Well, Peter here is doing a sponsored silence! | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
Yeah, he's not allowed to say a word. Ha, ha, ha! | 0:04:25 | 0:04:29 | |
Silence? Silence?! You call that silence?! | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
Shame on you, Mr B, trying to get Pete to fail his challenge | 0:04:33 | 0:04:37 | |
by talking like that! Naughty, naughty! | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
-Yeah, you miserable old bum face! -Bum face? | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
You can't speak to me like that! I'll have you on a charge! | 0:04:43 | 0:04:47 | |
-Frank, Frank! Your pledge! -Oh, well, that's that, sir. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:51 | |
Oh, dear, Mr Burgess. Looks like you've blown it. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
So have you, lad. So have you! | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
Ugh! Puppet geek. Tsk! | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
Unbelievable. All that work, and we haven't raised a penny. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:04 | |
I've raised a penny, Uncle! I sold a tenner on eBay! | 0:05:04 | 0:05:08 | |
Well, sir, we'll have to get the audience to donate. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:12 | |
That's a very good idea, Mr Burgess! | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
And we can present Mr Muscovado with the money at the end! | 0:05:14 | 0:05:18 | |
Perhaps those magical bunnies will be able to live happy ever after! | 0:05:18 | 0:05:23 | |
-How do I look? -Emotional, sir. -Thank you very much. It's Showtime! | 0:05:24 | 0:05:30 | |
VOICEOVER: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to HMP Slammer, | 0:05:33 | 0:05:37 | |
where you decide which prisoner is to be released! | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
Please welcome your host. He's doing it for a worthy cause, | 0:05:40 | 0:05:44 | |
so please be generous with your applause. It's the Governor! | 0:05:44 | 0:05:49 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
Who's the Governor? | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
ALL: You're the Governor! | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
Oh, thank you, jailers and jailbirds. What a lovely | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
crowd we have for a very special Slammer Freedom Show. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:16 | |
It's a charity Freedom Show. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
We're going to help save the magical bunnies, | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
jailers and jailbirds. Ah, yes. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
And Mr Burgess and Gimbers will be asking you to contribute | 0:06:24 | 0:06:28 | |
during the show, and what a show we have for you. Sensational acts. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:33 | |
We've got footballing skills from two lads. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
-They're brilliant, they're called Two Tricky! -AUDIENCE: Wooo! | 0:06:36 | 0:06:40 | |
-A mysterious act called Michael Raivard! -AUDIENCE: Wooo! | 0:06:40 | 0:06:44 | |
And a wonderful, hula-hooping, colourful act called Halo! | 0:06:44 | 0:06:48 | |
AUDIENCE: Wooo! | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
They've all been in The Slammer for years, and are hoping | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
to go free. This first act has already been in the slammer. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:57 | |
Is he going to get out a second time? | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
Let's find out, as we welcome Christian Lee! | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
Hello, how are you all? | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
AUDIENCE: Fine! | 0:07:11 | 0:07:12 | |
I'm Christian Lee, master magician, and I'm going to need some help. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:17 | |
Young man over there, can you catch that? | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
Come and join me up on stage, give him a round of applause! | 0:07:20 | 0:07:24 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:07:24 | 0:07:25 | |
-What's your name? -Eamon. -Let's lose the rope. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:28 | |
OK, Eamon, I want you to pick any card you like. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:32 | |
OK, now show it to everyone while I turn around. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
Have you shown it to everyone? | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
Eamon, hide it, I'm coming back. Put it back in the pack. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:41 | |
OK, this is going to be an impossible card trick. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:45 | |
What we need is one of these. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
We're going to put the cards in here, | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
you're going to look after those and stand in the corner over there. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:54 | |
I'm going to use one of these to help me find the card, | 0:07:54 | 0:07:57 | |
and I need a strong warden. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
That one, there. Give him a clap. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
SINGLE CLAP | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
Perfect. Now, steady, brace yourself. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
I'm going to climb up here, and then find Eamon's card. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
But that would be too easy. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
What I need is to make it a little trickier, maybe use a sword! | 0:08:12 | 0:08:16 | |
Here it is. OK, then. The conditions are set. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:20 | |
DRAMATIC MUSIC | 0:08:20 | 0:08:24 | |
Ha! | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
Ha! | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
Ha! Aaargh! | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
Ha, ha! | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
Yes, I'm up! | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
Now, I need the sword of pointyness! | 0:08:36 | 0:08:40 | |
Perfect! | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
Warden, please go and get the cards from Eamon. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:49 | |
On the count of three, you will throw the cards up in the air. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:55 | |
I will stab, and hopefully get the correct card. | 0:08:55 | 0:09:00 | |
Three, two, one, | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
throw the caaaaaards! | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
AUDIENCE CHEER | 0:09:07 | 0:09:11 | |
Is that your card? | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
-Yes. -APPLAUSE | 0:09:13 | 0:09:18 | |
Oh, well, that was astounding. How on earth did he do that? | 0:09:22 | 0:09:27 | |
Let's see what's on the cards for him with Mr Burgess. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
Well, the penal system refers to them as repeat offenders. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:34 | |
I just call them scum. What do you think, Miss? | 0:09:34 | 0:09:38 | |
I thought it was funny when he was trying to get onto the | 0:09:38 | 0:09:42 | |
unicycle, and it was incredible how he got that card right. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:46 | |
-It is magic? -Yep. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:47 | |
What is magic, Miss, is looking after soft, little, fluffy bunnies. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:52 | |
Would you like to donate to look after soft, little, fluffy bunnies? | 0:09:52 | 0:09:57 | |
-What did you think of Christian Lee? -I think it was | 0:09:58 | 0:10:02 | |
-a sharp and high-paced act. -And a mark out of ten for Christian Lee? | 0:10:02 | 0:10:07 | |
-About five! -Very hard audience there, Christian! | 0:10:07 | 0:10:11 | |
-Miss? -I thought he needed a little bit more. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
-A little bit more oooh, or a little bit more aaah? -Ah! | 0:10:13 | 0:10:17 | |
-A little bit more aaah, as in, aaah, fluffy bunny? -Yeah. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:21 | |
Would you like to give to the charity? Lovely, thank you. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:26 | |
-Well, an unusual act... -VOICES FADE | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
DRAMATIC MUSIC | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
-Now for one final word. Sum that act up, sir. -Scary! -Scary, sir! | 0:10:39 | 0:10:45 | |
Here's the best bit. They want to give us all their money, blud! | 0:10:47 | 0:10:51 | |
I know, I mean, a home for magic rabbits? What a load of twonks! | 0:10:53 | 0:10:57 | |
Beefy, I'll call you back. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
Would you please show your wild appreciation, | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
on this special charity show, for Two Tricky? | 0:11:08 | 0:11:12 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:11:12 | 0:11:16 | |
SOMBRE CHORAL MUSIC | 0:11:21 | 0:11:26 | |
MUSIC: "American Boy" by Estelle and Kanye West | 0:11:30 | 0:11:35 | |
MUSIC: "Pump It" by Black Eyed Peas | 0:11:47 | 0:11:51 | |
SNARE DRUM MUSIC | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
MUSIC: "Pump It Up" by Joe Budden | 0:12:15 | 0:12:20 | |
MUSIC: "Stronger" by Kanye West | 0:12:30 | 0:12:36 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:13:15 | 0:13:20 | |
Go on, take them off the stage, go on! Two Tricky! | 0:13:21 | 0:13:26 | |
Will they be cheering a great win, or will they be shouting foul? | 0:13:26 | 0:13:30 | |
Let's find out with the referee, Mr Burgess! | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
Two Tricky. Did they take their eye off the ball, sir? | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
-I thought it was amazing. -Why? -The tricks they did were good, | 0:13:36 | 0:13:43 | |
-and no-one can perform them in front of other people. -Well, they did. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:47 | |
-Did you like their skills? -Yeah. -What did you write? | 0:13:47 | 0:13:51 | |
-Breathtaking. -Oooh, breathtaking, yeah! | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
Right, sum that act up for me, sir. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
-Fandaptiddlytaptastic! -Fandapdiddlydaptaptastic, sir! | 0:13:57 | 0:14:01 | |
MUFFLED GROANING | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
Let him go, you beast! Untie him! | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
I don't think so, Peter. By the time you escape, | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
I'll be long gone, along with all The Slammer's money! | 0:14:13 | 0:14:17 | |
Ha! I bet that makes you hopping mad! | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
Urgh, dirty magic meddler! | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
MUFFLED SHOUTING | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
Now, my little capering, criminal critiques, | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
it's time for the act we call Solitary Confinement! | 0:14:30 | 0:14:34 | |
EERIE MUSIC | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
These acts are so naughty, we can't let them out, | 0:14:36 | 0:14:40 | |
but if they do well, we give them a little treat, and today's treat is | 0:14:40 | 0:14:45 | |
they'll be taken to a nice cell and given a complimentary | 0:14:45 | 0:14:49 | |
hot drink, but if they don't do well, | 0:14:49 | 0:14:52 | |
it's back to solitary confinement | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
-for a cruel and unusual punishment. Mr Burgess! -Sir! -What is today's | 0:14:54 | 0:14:59 | |
-cruel and unusual punishment? -Today, sir, it's to be whipped by | 0:14:59 | 0:15:02 | |
a wet whippet until they whelp, sir! | 0:15:02 | 0:15:05 | |
Nobody wants that. Well, who's going to be our judge? | 0:15:05 | 0:15:09 | |
Mr Burgess, can you see a likely candidate? | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
-How about that young lady there, sir? -Yes, come on, madam. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:16 | |
-Give her a round of applause. -APPLAUSE | 0:15:16 | 0:15:20 | |
-What's your name? -Fiona. -Fiona. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
It is solitary confinement. What an act he is. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
He's called Hugo Tenderhorn, and he's the world's greatest liar! | 0:15:26 | 0:15:31 | |
Waaay! | 0:15:31 | 0:15:32 | |
Hello, ladies and gentlemen. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
My name is Hugo Tenderhorn and I am the world's greatest liar. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:44 | |
AUDIENCE WHOOP | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
I was raised by pygmy monks in Hartlepool, and I'm very proud | 0:15:47 | 0:15:51 | |
of the fact that I am the identical twin brother of Justin Bieber. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:56 | |
AUDIENCE LAUGH | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
Now, the way it works is that you ask me a question, | 0:15:59 | 0:16:02 | |
and I give you the greatest lie you have ever heard. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:06 | |
But it's going to take a few seconds for you | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
to decide what to ask me, so, in the meantime, | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
I shall give you my award-winning dance from | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
the 2010 Online Robotic Dance Championships, | 0:16:15 | 0:16:19 | |
where I competed against over 14 million competitors. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:24 | |
Hit it! | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
JOLLY MUSIC | 0:16:27 | 0:16:32 | |
-Right. First question, please! -Why is the sky blue? | 0:16:33 | 0:16:37 | |
Why is the sky blue? That's an excellent question. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:40 | |
Why is the sky blue? | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
The answer is because Darren Ward, who painted it, | 0:16:42 | 0:16:46 | |
couldn't spell yellow! | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
JAZZ MUSIC | 0:16:48 | 0:16:53 | |
-Why are clouds white? -Why are clouds white? | 0:16:53 | 0:16:57 | |
That's a very good question, young lady, | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
and the answer is...because they are a mixture of milk... | 0:17:00 | 0:17:05 | |
..and piano keys! | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
JAZZ MUSIC | 0:17:09 | 0:17:14 | |
-Thank you. -What is my mum's middle name? | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
What is this young lady's mother's middle name? The answer is... | 0:17:17 | 0:17:21 | |
Derek von Strudelhumen! | 0:17:21 | 0:17:24 | |
JAZZ MUSIC | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
-What shampoo do you use? -Very good question, again. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:34 | |
What shampoo do I use? The answer is... | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
..I don't. I'm bald! | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
JAZZ MUSIC | 0:17:40 | 0:17:43 | |
-Give him a big hand, everyone! -APPLAUSE | 0:17:43 | 0:17:48 | |
Hugo Tenderhorn, the world's biggest liar. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:52 | |
Well, Fiona, it's up to you. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
Remember, if he gets the thumbs up, | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
then it's back to that cell and a lovely hot drink. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
But, if he gets the thumbs down, | 0:18:00 | 0:18:03 | |
it's back to solitary confinement for whelping with a whippet. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:08 | |
You've got five seconds to decide. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
Up or down? Your time starts now! | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
TENSE MUSIC | 0:18:13 | 0:18:17 | |
It's up! Yes! He's going for a lovely cup, a nice drink. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:24 | |
Give Fiona a round of applause, as well. Wonderful! | 0:18:24 | 0:18:29 | |
Now on to our next performing prisoner, Michael Raivard! | 0:18:29 | 0:18:33 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:18:33 | 0:18:37 | |
SINISTER MUSIC | 0:18:42 | 0:18:47 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:20:05 | 0:20:11 | |
It's the governor! It's me! | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
Well, I thought it was rather good, but what did you think? Mr Burgess? | 0:20:16 | 0:20:20 | |
Right, what about that? | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
They always draw pictures of the governor, don't they? | 0:20:22 | 0:20:26 | |
It was really good, it was fantabulous! | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
Anything draw you to it particularly? Ha, see what I did there? | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
-It wasn't a good joke. -Oh, all right. That's you done with. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:36 | |
-What did you think of that artist? -Er, shiny? -Yes, very shiny. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:41 | |
-And is he going to go free? -If it gets it more shiny. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
If it gets more shiny. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
Has he done enough to reform himself, be let loose? | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
-No. -Why not, sir? | 0:20:49 | 0:20:51 | |
-Because. -Do you think this is a laughing matter, sir? -No! | 0:20:52 | 0:20:57 | |
Are you laughing in the face of the law, sir? | 0:20:57 | 0:21:01 | |
AUDIENCE LAUGH | 0:21:01 | 0:21:02 | |
We're trying to help the magical bunnies. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
-Have you got anything to give? -I'll give a tie. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
-What good's a tie?! -Put it around the rabbit. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
Well, he'd be well dressed. That's very nice. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:15 | |
-One final word. Sum that act up for me, sir. -Artistic. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:19 | |
Artistic, sir. Thank you. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
NIBBLES MAKES GNAWING SOUNDS | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
Come on, Nibbles, you can do it! | 0:21:24 | 0:21:28 | |
Slowly, but you CAN do it. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
Would you shut up? I'm concentrating! | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
Jailers and jailbirds, please show your appreciation | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
-for the incredible skills of Halo! -APPLAUSE | 0:21:36 | 0:21:40 | |
DANCE MUSIC | 0:21:48 | 0:21:52 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:23:10 | 0:23:12 | |
Come on, let's hear it for Halo! OK, then. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:19 | |
Will they be seeing daylight and going free, or back to the gloom | 0:23:19 | 0:23:23 | |
of their cells? | 0:23:23 | 0:23:24 | |
Let's find out with Mr Burgess! | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
Well, Halo, there. Was it a group of angels for you, miss? | 0:23:27 | 0:23:31 | |
-It was brilliant. -Brilliant, why? | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
-It just got well acted. -What made it well acted? -They did brilliant stuff. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:39 | |
-What did you think? -It was fabulous. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
Your beads are fabulous, too. Give us a swing. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:46 | |
-Imagine that with a hula hoop! That would be good, wouldn't it? -Yeah. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:51 | |
For a final word, sum that act up for me, miss! | 0:23:51 | 0:23:54 | |
-Excellent. -Excellent, sir! | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
Well, folks, before we find out who's going free from The Slammer, | 0:23:56 | 0:24:00 | |
I want to make a special announcement. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
Today, we have raised the grand total of £10,000! | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
So, let's present a special cheque to our charity. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:12 | |
Please welcome the founder of the home for magic rabbits, | 0:24:12 | 0:24:16 | |
The Great Muscovado! | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
-APPLAUSE -Marvellous! | 0:24:18 | 0:24:21 | |
NIBBLES MAKES GNAWING SOUNDS | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
Brilliant, we've done it! Come on! | 0:24:24 | 0:24:28 | |
..this cheque for 10,000... | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
-Stop, stop, stop! The whole thing's a setup! -Peter! | 0:24:30 | 0:24:34 | |
Yeah, no, it's him off the poster, Barry Nugget. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:38 | |
A most dangerous conman! | 0:24:38 | 0:24:39 | |
Yeah, he's a fraud, all the rabbits are fake, even Clive! | 0:24:39 | 0:24:43 | |
AUDIENCE GASP | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
I admit it! There is no home for magical rabbits! | 0:24:47 | 0:24:50 | |
Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to hop it. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:53 | |
AUDIENCE BOO | 0:24:53 | 0:24:56 | |
CRASHING, THEN WHISTLE BLOWS | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
BELLS RING | 0:24:58 | 0:25:03 | |
Right, Mr Burgess, take that cheque away. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
Oh, dear. Well, what a fraudster he was. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:08 | |
But, never mind, we've still got to find out who's going free from | 0:25:08 | 0:25:13 | |
today's Freedom Show, so please welcome back on stage | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
Christian Lee, Two Tricky, Michael Raivard, | 0:25:16 | 0:25:20 | |
-and Halo! There they are. -APPLAUSE | 0:25:20 | 0:25:26 | |
Wonderful. We've got four acts, you're going to cheer them, | 0:25:29 | 0:25:33 | |
and the clap-ometer will turn your noise into points. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:37 | |
The highest score goes free. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
Will you please show your appreciation for a wonderful act? | 0:25:39 | 0:25:43 | |
It was Christian Lee! | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:25:45 | 0:25:49 | |
Well, he's been released before, he got 78.1. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:55 | |
I don't know if that's going to be enough. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:58 | |
Two really skilful footballers now. It's Two Tricky! | 0:25:58 | 0:26:02 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:26:02 | 0:26:07 | |
Wow! They've scored 90.8, they go into the lead. Wonderful! | 0:26:08 | 0:26:12 | |
The next performing prisoner captured my charm wonderfully. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:17 | |
Michael Raivard! | 0:26:17 | 0:26:19 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:26:19 | 0:26:23 | |
Oh, it's 82.3. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
Michael, you're staying for supper tonight, | 0:26:25 | 0:26:29 | |
because it's Michael Raivard's 82.3. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
There's one more performing prisoner act to see. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
Show your appreciation for the talents of Halo! | 0:26:34 | 0:26:38 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
90.9! This is the closest it's ever been. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:45 | |
I think, by 0.1, just ahead of Two Tricky, it's Halo going free! | 0:26:45 | 0:26:50 | |
Halo, you're free to go! Oh, so close! Off you go! | 0:26:50 | 0:26:55 | |
They are free to go, their debt to society paid. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:59 | |
-The others are in time for tea, here at The Slammer. Mr Burgess! -Sir? | 0:26:59 | 0:27:04 | |
What's for tea tonight? | 0:27:04 | 0:27:06 | |
-Well, tonight, sir, it's a fusion, sir. -Fusion? -Fusion, sir. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:10 | |
It's where we take different styles, tastes, smells and influences | 0:27:10 | 0:27:14 | |
-from all over the world and create something. -And what have | 0:27:14 | 0:27:18 | |
-you created tonight? -We've got sloppy, ploppy and porridge. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:23 | |
Ugh! Take them back to the cells! Give them a big round of applause! | 0:27:23 | 0:27:28 | |
Jailers and jailbirds, that's all for now. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:32 | |
From the Slammer, bye, everybody! | 0:27:32 | 0:27:35 | |
Believing all that mumbo-jumbo about magical rabbits. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:49 | |
-I feel like a total idiot! -You're not a TOTAL idiot, sir. | 0:27:49 | 0:27:53 | |
Fortunately, I've found a proper charity to give our money to. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:58 | |
Gentlemen, the Slammer now proudly supports | 0:27:58 | 0:28:01 | |
the Academy for Gifted Goats! | 0:28:01 | 0:28:04 | |
GOAT BLEATS Oh! | 0:28:04 | 0:28:07 |