Nice Genie Trust Me I'm a Genie


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I was hit by a can, opened it, and out popped a genie!

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# Three wishes set me free

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# Trust me, I'm a genie

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# Wish one - and on that first day

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# I got my very own cafe - Taa-daa!

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# Wish two - that was cool

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# I got my own swimming pool - Hee-hee!

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# But then I dropped the magic can

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# It filled with sand

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# And the works got jammed

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# Wish three - a total catastrophe

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# The genie raved and ranted

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# But no third wish was granted

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# If one more wish comes true

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# Then I'll be free from you

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# Trust me, I'm a genie. #

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Chores done. Now I can lie by the pool all day long.

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Uh-uh! Hang on, buddy. Aren't you forgetting something?

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It's wish time!

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I don't feel like making a wish today.

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I just want to stay by the pool.

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Come on, lazybones.

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If you really want to relax, how about a cryogenic sleep chamber?

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Just wake up every thousand years

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at the end of the millennium - party time!

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Oh, forget it. Today I just want to relax by the pool.

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NO wishes!

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Diego, you said you'd help me out with some chores.

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-I thought you were helping ME, Diego.

-You?

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No, no, no! Diego's helping me today.

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Wooh! Help Joe, help Zazie, help Tony, help Larry.

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I've double-triple-quadruple booked myself!

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Oh well, if I PROMISED to help out...

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What? You can't make a wish,

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but you can do other people's stupid odd jobs?! Chores shmores!

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I was here first, so my needs are greater.

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Now...about that wish...

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Ziggy, that was unnecessary! Now they're all mad at me.

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Sometimes I just WISH you'd be nice and helpful to everyone.

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Just for one day.

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Hmmm. One day, huh?

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Done!

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I call upon the powers that be to make me nice!

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And set me free!

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What?

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What a scam! Did you win them at the funfair,

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or find them in a pack of washing powder, or something?

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Wait a second. There must be something...

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Hey, selfish genie! Don't you know it's rude to stare?

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I really need someone smart and strong to help me,

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and the smartest and strongest guy I know is you, Ziggy.

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Oh, Joe. It's an honour to help you.

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I need to retune. Only be a second.

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-Thanks for your help, Ziggy.

-No problem.

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-You really ARE being nice and helpful.

-That was a piece of cake.

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You managed to hold up that huge satellite dish for two hours

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and thirty-eight minutes! Impressive!

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Ho-ho! So, these glasses make everything look easy.

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This wish is going to be so fulfilled.

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This is going to make me rich.

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Smiley masks to make the pessimists of the world feel better.

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-I only need to draw up one more.

-No problem!

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He took it really well when I said I needed 100,000 more.

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Ziggy's such a nice guy!

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Thanks, Ziggy! You're a dude, man.

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Y-Y-You're welcome!

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Huh, this nice and helpful shtick ain't so bad after all.

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This is for you. I'm so proud of your new attitude, Ziggy...

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Oops.

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Oops?! Oops?! Diego! YOU...silly sausage.

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Hey, guys, are you ready to help out?

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I need some plant specimens gathering.

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Come on, Ziggy. Even without those spectacles,

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you can be nice through willpower alone.

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Think about your freedom!

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Yikes! I can't do it!

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Diego, buddy, please!

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You've got to help me out.

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Of course I will, Ziggy.

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Wow, Ziggy! You're so eager to bring me the best.

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Uh, don't mention it.

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One more to go.

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Hey, Diego. Grab that one.

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Oh, it's really awkward!

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Ziggy, can you help?

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Don't pull so hard, Ziggy. You're going to rip the whole dune out!

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B-B-But that was my favourite sand boarding dune!

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Yeah, well, these things happen.

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Ziggy, wouldn't it be nice if we helped Larry fix it.

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Of course it would. Sure thing.

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Wow! That's awesome! Thank you, guys!

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Woo-wee!

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Go, boy, go!

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Brilliant!

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-Now, my beauty, you're ready for the real thing.

-Argh!

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Gangway!

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Oh, I've been training that bird all week!

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Where am I going to get another one now?

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I'm sorry, Tony. Maybe we can help?

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OK, I'll fix it.

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Wow! Ziggy! That's impressive!

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Er...that's the one for me!

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Ziggy, they won't leave me alone! And I've got no more seed!

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Stop it! Stop it!

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Ah-ah-ah-ahchoo!

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How...did...this...happen?

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Diego!

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I guess we better clean Joe's house, Ziggy!

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I guess we better had.

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-Ooh, sorry!

-No problem!

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I so need a break. Like a year!

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Oh, could you please find a little time to help me out?

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Ziggy, there's just one more thing, mate...

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-You've been so helpful all day...

-If it's not too much to ask...

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Argh! They all want a piece of me, Diego!

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I can only give so much blood, sweat and forced goodwill!

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Aw, stop the dramas, Ziggy!

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You're doing a great job!

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Everybody's really happy, thanks to you.

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And if it wasn't really important, they wouldn't bother you with it.

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OK! What can I do for you this time?

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Yo, cool! What I really, really want is a lake for water-skiing.

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I really, really need an extension on my bio-dome.

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Here's the planning permission and architect's drawings.

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I just need some keys picking up.

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From this little place called Fort Knox...where they keep the gold.

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Yeah, it's just a simple thing.

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Is there a possibility of getting my own genie?

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Do you have a spare relative hanging around somewhere?

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-HE SIGHS

-I'll see what I can do.

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I can't take this any more, Diego!

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Diego, you fixed them!

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This is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.

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Nothing is going to stop me now.

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'Good morning! Genies R Us hotline. How can I help you today?'

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I'd like to order a powerful genie for my friend Joe.

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My work is done. Here comes freedom!

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I think my repair job might not have worked out so well, Ziggy.

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What? What d'you mean?

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Ah-ha!

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'Good morning! Helpful Grannies To The Rescue.

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'How can I help you today?'

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Uh, I'd like to order a powerful genie for my friend Joe.

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Are you sure you're a genie?

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I've already told you. My NAME is Jeanie.

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Oh! Will this nightmare never end?

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-What's going on?

-Help!

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I'm sorry. I'll put it right, I promise!

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Really, we all appreciate you trying,

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but if it was all too much, then you only had to say.

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-We didn't REALLY need all those things.

-What?!

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You didn't need all those things?

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Thanks for trying?!

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Well, don't you worry. I said I'd put it right, and I will!

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There! Back to normal! Everyone happy now?

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Next time you want something doing, you can do it for yourself!

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It was good to see you helping out so much, Ziggy.

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-But I'm glad the old you is back.

-What was I thinking?

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Trying to be so nice to THAT bunch of clowns?!

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And as for you, mister! You're one heck of a guy, Diego!

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The best friend and master a genie could ask for.

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One day, I'll make that wish work.

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Till then, I can't think of a better place to be

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than this oasis of friendliness.

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