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I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
# Three wishes set me free | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
# Trust me I'm a genie | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
-# Wish one - -And on that first day | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
-# I got my very own cafe - -Taa-daa! | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
-# Wish two - -That was cool | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
-# I got my own swimming pool - -Hee-hee! | 0:00:18 | 0:00:22 | |
# But then I dropped the magic can | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
# It filled with sand | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
# And the works got jammed | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
-# Wish three - -a total catastrophe | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
# The genie raved and ranted | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
# But no third wish was granted | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
# If one more wish comes true | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
# Then I'll be free from you | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
# Trust me I'm a genie. # | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
'Your profile is now complete. Welcome to My Desert Friends.' | 0:00:55 | 0:00:59 | |
Wicked, I'm going to ask all me pals to be me friends. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:03 | |
I'm mates with Tony, Jo and Zazie. Oh, Larry doesn't have a computer. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:09 | |
Who else can I invite? | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
Sam Sahara! | 0:01:11 | 0:01:12 | |
Really? He'll never answer you! | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
-'You have mail.' -Ah! | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
-He answered! -'Ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
-'Sorry, but you only have - -'Three friends' - | 0:01:21 | 0:01:25 | |
'and the great Sam Sahara only makes friends with | 0:01:25 | 0:01:29 | |
'super multi-friend subscribers.' | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
'Sam Sahara has one million friends. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
'This message will auto pop-up in two seconds.' | 0:01:35 | 0:01:39 | |
-Oof! -Oh! -Oh, no! Me computer! | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
It's over, Diego. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
Time of death 10.07. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
Sam Sahara, I'll get my revenge! | 0:01:53 | 0:01:57 | |
I'll watch your films THREE times...instead of eight. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:01 | |
Ooh, how cruel, but I have a better idea. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:05 | |
Just image how he'd react if you had more pals than him | 0:02:05 | 0:02:09 | |
on My Desert Friends. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
I bet he'd beg you to add him. Good thinking, no? | 0:02:11 | 0:02:15 | |
Oh, Diego, | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
-I want to be friends with you for ever... -Oh-ho-ho! | 0:02:18 | 0:02:22 | |
..I'm begging you. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
Erm, I don't know really. Actually, NO! | 0:02:25 | 0:02:29 | |
Owwwwww! | 0:02:29 | 0:02:33 | |
Ziggy, I wish I had more pals than Sam Sahara on My Desert Friends. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:39 | |
Consider it done. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
I call upon the powers that be to grant this wish and set me free! | 0:02:44 | 0:02:50 | |
Oh! | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
Ha! You certainly took your time! | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
Excuse me, | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
but two 77,223 volt batteries are not an easy thing to find. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:13 | |
Wahhhh! | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
-Awesome, that's even better than a computer! -It's a magic ball! | 0:03:21 | 0:03:26 | |
Look, Diego, | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
those who are touched by the ball's beams become your Desert Friends! | 0:03:28 | 0:03:33 | |
Let's try Larry. We'll see if those who don't have computers | 0:03:33 | 0:03:37 | |
can be your friends. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:38 | |
-What about my customers? I have a cafe to run! -I'll look after it! | 0:03:38 | 0:03:43 | |
-Better still, I'll abandon my shop and work for you for free. -Oh? | 0:03:43 | 0:03:48 | |
-And for life! -All right, if you like? | 0:03:48 | 0:03:52 | |
-Maybe just for today? -OK, for today then. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
Here you are, a Devil Diego. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
Er, are you feeling OK, Sonia? | 0:03:58 | 0:04:02 | |
She's fine. Come on, we've got friends to make. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:06 | |
There he is. Let's try out this ball's power. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:10 | |
Excellent! | 0:04:18 | 0:04:19 | |
Diego, how do you fancy a little trip to Oasiswood? | 0:04:19 | 0:04:24 | |
Oh, you, man. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
You really are one of the coolest dudes I know. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:32 | |
They don't make guys like you anymore. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
-Give us some air! -No worries, mate. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
Breathing makes you well cool. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
Erm, tell me, Larry, could we, er, borrow your van for the day? | 0:04:40 | 0:04:46 | |
Yep, only if Diego drives, man. I totally trust him. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:51 | |
Don't worry, Zig, I'm a great driver. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
I aced Captain Justice's Scooter Challenge. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
You're doing fine, man. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
-He's cool. -He's handsome. -Diego! -Diego! | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
-What's up with Larry and Sonia? -Nothing, you're imagining stuff. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:08 | |
Concentrate on the road. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
Are you ever going to get a move on? | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
Oh, Oasiswood doesn't seem very friendly, Ziggy. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:23 | |
-BEEP! BEEP! -Boo! Boo! | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
-Woo! -Woo! -Welcome! -Welcome to Oasiswood! | 0:05:29 | 0:05:33 | |
See, these people love you! | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
Woo-hoo! Wow, isn't everyone lovely? | 0:05:36 | 0:05:40 | |
This ball of yours works really well. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
Hm. We need loads more friends. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:47 | |
-Diego! -Diego! | 0:05:47 | 0:05:48 | |
-Woo! -Diego, you're the man! | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
-Ah, hoo-hoo! -Hooray, we love Diego! | 0:05:52 | 0:05:57 | |
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! | 0:05:57 | 0:05:58 | |
EXCITED CHATTERING | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
Hey! | 0:06:02 | 0:06:03 | |
Isn't that...well...odd? | 0:06:03 | 0:06:07 | |
-Wah! Hey, hey! Wha...hey! -Wait for me here, | 0:06:07 | 0:06:11 | |
I'm going to get you more friends. Sit back and enjoy your popularity. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:16 | |
DIEGO PANTS | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
-Don't worry, Mr Diego, I'll fix your air-con in two tics. -Great, thanks. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:27 | |
-Are you a mechanic? -Of course! And no charge for you, Diego. There you go. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:33 | |
Oh! | 0:06:33 | 0:06:34 | |
Huh? | 0:06:37 | 0:06:38 | |
Hey, hey, hey! Off you go! This is my Diego! | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
I'm the only authorised person to de-freeze him! | 0:06:43 | 0:06:47 | |
Ziggy, I'm not too sure about my new friends. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
Everyone is so friendly here, but some of them are a little bit odd. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:55 | |
Oh, really. I haven't noticed anything odd. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:59 | |
-What's this about? -Diego! -Diego! -Sounds like an earthquake. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:08 | |
CHEERING | 0:07:08 | 0:07:09 | |
Oh, it's a hoard of fans! | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
-Hey, Diego! -Are you crazy? | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
I can't have fun with THAT many friends at the same time! | 0:07:19 | 0:07:23 | |
-Have fun with me! -Or with me! | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
Forget the van, follow me! | 0:07:25 | 0:07:28 | |
SHOUTING | 0:07:28 | 0:07:29 | |
-Diego! -Diego! | 0:07:29 | 0:07:30 | |
Huh? They didn't see us? | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
-Diego! -Diego! | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
Ah! Ow! | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
CHEERING | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
-Let's change our clothes and go incognito. -Huh? | 0:07:41 | 0:07:46 | |
-There he is! -Wah! | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
I've just had them done. They're REALLY trendy! | 0:07:48 | 0:07:53 | |
Oh, I need to sit down. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
So, Ziggy, what's really going on? | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
A titanium Captain Justice figurine with it's partly ripped costume, | 0:08:01 | 0:08:07 | |
bitten off by the Blue Hedgehog in season four! | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
There's only one copy of it in the whole world! | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
You're giving it to me? Ziggy, this isn't right. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:17 | |
This ball is turning everyone completely loopy. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:20 | |
Yeah, and so what? At least you've got lots of friends on your profile. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:25 | |
Just a few more million and your wish is granted. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:29 | |
Must keep going! | 0:08:29 | 0:08:30 | |
But I want real pals, not fake friends. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:34 | |
Oh, my mistake. Ha-ha! | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
I think I must have had the settings wrong, | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
but I've sorted that out, I promise! | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
Come on, Diego, trust me, I'm a genie. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:46 | |
Good. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:49 | |
We escaped the fake friends. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
The match! Diego, all your future real friends are waiting for you. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:57 | |
Really? Oh, if you say so, Ziggy. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
-Let's go. -This is where you kids stop. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
-Ah! -It's Diego, the real one, in flesh and bone! | 0:09:05 | 0:09:09 | |
-I want to take his picture! -No, let me go! | 0:09:09 | 0:09:14 | |
Ziggy! | 0:09:14 | 0:09:15 | |
And you are? | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
Catch him! | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
-Diego! -Diego! -Diego! -Diego! | 0:09:29 | 0:09:33 | |
Diego! | 0:09:33 | 0:09:34 | |
If you stand for the next elections to replace me | 0:09:34 | 0:09:38 | |
I'll definitely vote for you. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
Who's the best? Diego's the best! Who's the best? Diego's the best! | 0:09:41 | 0:09:46 | |
-Who's the best? Diego's the best! -This is enough! | 0:09:46 | 0:09:50 | |
I just want to go back to me real friends and me sofa. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
-You're right, I'm going to sort this out. -Cool. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
As soon as the wish is fulfilled. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
With satellites', half the planet will be friendilised! | 0:09:59 | 0:10:03 | |
No, Ziggy, stop it! I don't want any more friends. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:07 | |
Once again, you've saved the world, Captain Justice! | 0:10:08 | 0:10:13 | |
Well, well, isn't this just great? | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
Grr! Ha! | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
What's up with you? Looking for a friend? | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
Oh, no, Diego is in danger, quick! | 0:10:22 | 0:10:26 | |
The VIP is in safe hands. Repeat, VIP in safe hands. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:32 | |
I have a meeting on the roof, could you throw me up there, please? | 0:10:32 | 0:10:37 | |
I'd be honoured to, Master Diego. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
-At last, it's all ready. -Stop! Don't! | 0:10:40 | 0:10:44 | |
I don't want any other friends! | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
I like the ones I already have! | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
Too late, I've just sent the mass friendilisation procedure. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:53 | |
NO! | 0:10:55 | 0:10:56 | |
There's only one person missing for the wish to be fulfilled! | 0:10:56 | 0:11:01 | |
We want Diego! We want Diego! We want Diego! We want Diego! | 0:11:01 | 0:11:05 | |
We want Diego! | 0:11:05 | 0:11:06 | |
-Wahhhh! -Ahh! | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
-Ugh! -Ah, help me, Ziggy! | 0:11:08 | 0:11:12 | |
But I'm going to lose the ball if I help you! | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
ALL: What are we all doing here? | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
Thanks for not letting go of me...buddy. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
Ahhh! | 0:11:23 | 0:11:24 | |
-Ha-ha-ha! -Ha-ha-ha! -Oh, yeah! -What's so funny? | 0:11:26 | 0:11:30 | |
Looks like you're famous, Ziggy! | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
Check it out! Sam sent me a message! | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
'Apparently you know Ziggy, the internet's latest star. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:40 | |
'WHAT an amazing guy. Can you tell him I'd like to be his friend?' | 0:11:40 | 0:11:47 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
-Ha-ha-ha! -Ha-ha-ha! -Ha-ha-ha! Oh, yes! | 0:11:49 | 0:11:53 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
E-mail [email protected] | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 |