Secrets and Spies Trust Me I'm a Genie

# I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!

# Three wishes set me free

# Trust me, I'm a genie

# Wish one and on that first day

# I got my very own cafe Ta-da!

# Wish two That was cool

# I got my own swimming pool Hee-hee

# But then I dropped the magic can

# It filled with sand

# And the works got jammed

# Wish three A total catastrophe

# The genie raved and ranted

# But no third wish was granted

# If one more wish comes true

# Then I'll be free from you

# Trust me, I'm a genie. #

This is great. I bet there aren't many people

who know about this place. HORN HONKS

Excuse me, could you move over, please?

HORNS HONK

ALL: Whoa!

ALL COUGH

Hey, what's so important?

ALL: Phew.

They must be heading for that volcano.

-Maybe they're up to something.

-And maybe they're not!

Why take tons of equipment to a volcano

unless you're up to something bad!

Jumping to conclusions is stupid.

Yes, I'm sure there's an innocent explanation, Ziggy.

"Innocent explanation, Ziggy."

What, like it's a volcano expert's day trip? Listen to me for once.

The guy in the jeep, let's call him Mr X,

what if he's planning to take over Oasiswood, or the whole world?

Then we should tell the police.

Aren't we getting a little carried away here?

This is serious. With all that equipment

he could wipe out the beach, the sweet shop, the oasis!

Ooh!

If only we had someone brave and cool enough to stop Mr X.

Someone brave and cool like, er, well, like you, Diego.

Me? I don't know if I could, really. Could I?

Just think about it.

Here!

Oh!

Aaagh!

Well, whatever this Mr X's mission is, my own mission is clear.

I wish to make Mr X's mission fail!

You got it!

I call upon the powers that be, grant this wish and set me free!

Wow! With all this stuff, Mr X doesn't stand a chance!

You still have a problem. Mr X will get to the volcano long before you.

Then how about we deploy the flying car? Ta-da!

OK, make that the flying rocket!

-Has it been fully tested, and everything?

-Trust me, I'm genie.

You are coming with us, Sonia? Please?

This is great! We'll easily get there first.

Ziggy! Wrong way!

BOTH: Aaaargh!

OK, we'll use these,

they're obviously toothpaste tube helium balloons!

Minty freshness! It's an overnight spy kit! Oh!

Aaagh!

-LOUDSPEAKER:

-'Attention crew,

-'prepare to unload the equipment for the spy base.'

-Spy base!

I wonder why there's a hot dog van on board?

How should I know? Just find something useful.

Oh, I've seen one of those before, it's...

ALL: Whoa!

..a universal vehicle starter.

Now, let's quit messing around.

The sooner we block Mr X's access to the volcano

the sooner we stop his mission, the sooner I'm free!

SQUEAKING

OK, this is where we drive through.

Once Mr X has taken a wrong road, we'll have plenty of time

to put him out of action.

Poor Mr X, he doesn't stand a chance.

Whoa!

That must point to a spy satellite.

He's obviously in contact with other spies.

Or in contact with all the latest sports and movies.

-He's thought of everything.

-Use this.

It blocks the signal somehow.

-Aaagh!

-Will you quit messing around and block the signal?

Good. Now he's cut off.

Somebody help! Whoa!

Argh! BOTH: Whoa!

CRASH!

OK, let's try the spynoculars.

Interesting. One of the spies is disguised as a giant bug.

They're spynoculars.

You look the opposite way so no-one knows you're spying on them.

Yeah, what's the matter with you? Now watch and learn.

Argh!

A sneaky look at his laptop might help.

-It's bound to have the blueprints to the base on it.

-If you say so.

Hmm. Mr X's laptop. Looks like we'll have to deploy the spy picnic.

Well, this is pretty straightforward.

Spaghetti rope with spy camera meatballs,

a nice crusty microphone baguette,

and a special pizza for yours truly.

OK, that should distract everyone

while you sneak a look at Mr X's computer.

Just remember, be careful.

Don't worry. Careful is my middle name.

Urgh!

Argh! Ziggy! Aah!

WHIRRING

-Oh!

-Don't worry, I'll just come up with a new plan.

Well, at least I'm safe from the drop.

Aah! Me and my big mo-o-outh!

Ziggy! See if you can raise me up!

SLURPING

I've been expecting you.

Really? I thought we'd, like, spied really top secretly?

Anyway, Mr X, it's time for your evil volcano plans to fizzle out.

Excellent. Well, you know how it works.

If you want to stop me, first you have to catch me.

Catch you? Right!

SLURPING

-Yaah!

-Oh!

Follow that spy! It's our only chance to stop him!

SLURPING

-HE BELCHES

-He doesn't stand a chance!

ENGINE REVS

Whoa! Whoa! Ah!

Don't worry, we're gaining on him!

ALL: Aaaargh!

Don't worry, we're gaining on him!

ALL: Whoa!

Ugh! Huh?

-We've got no power.

-Don't worry, I have an idea.

Whoa!

Wow! That was amazing! You guys are most definitely hired!

You're the best theme park actors I've seen yet.

-Hired? Actors?

-What? What do you mean?

He means he's building a fun attraction

called the Top Secret Theme Park.

His mission is to provide thrilling holidays for families.

How can you possibly know that?

The volcano is a secret agent theme park?

N-o-o-o!

But we heard about a spy base.

The Spy Base? That's going to be a restaurant and gift shop.

Diego, you can still stop this guy!

All you have to do is destroy everything.

Oh, don't be ridiculous!

Actually, the Top Secret Theme Park can have all my spy gadgets.

-I'm sure the children will love them!

-No! Diego!

Why can't we just be evil for once?!

If you don't want to work here,

there's still something you could do.

I'm sorry you won't be joining us,

but thank you for volunteering to test the new rides.

It's the least we can do, right, Ziggy?

The blaster. Test one.

BOTH: Whoaaaaaahhh!

Whoooooaaaaahhhh!

Aaaaaargh!

Yeah, I think we might need to test that again.

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